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Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

In the bustling streets of Kolkata, 2025, Aritra Naskar is just another overworked IT professional, trapped in the monotony of corporate life. But fate has other plans. One tragic evening, Aritra's life is cut short in a devastating train accident—only to awaken in 2008, back in his 18-year-old body, on the cusp of his WBJEE preparations. Confused yet intrigued, Aritra discovers he’s been granted access to the Legendary System, an advanced interface that allows him to buy futuristic technology, manipulate stock markets, and alter events before they happen. Armed with knowledge from the future and a hunger to rewrite his destiny, Aritra sets out not just to reclaim his lost dreams but to build an empire that will change the course of India’s future. From surviving high school to dominating global economies and reaching for the stars, Aritra’s journey is one of ambition, power, and the ultimate question: How far would you go if you had the chance to control time itself?

The pessimistic and negative daughter of a concubine living in the ancient times thought - since life is so difficult, why should one invest serious effort in struggling to live? The life of an ancient noble woman is often determined and controlled by her family. Moreover, one's actions often implicate one's entire family - thus, it is fairly common to see an unexpected calamity result in suffering borne by one's whole family. Managing to live a good and successful life while retaining one's dignity is simply too difficult to achieve. Ah, living in the ancient times is simply too dangerous - we should all just sleep till we die. ==== the continuation of the translated chapters

Check out my latest novel: Beyond the Bloodline. ◇　◇　◇ For billions of years, the gods have stood atop most universes, some being benevolent, while others being malevolent. Suddenly, there was a prophecy. One that foretold the birth of a certain being. The child of a god, born to put an end to the gods. Would the gods really let such a being exist in peace? Obviously Not. Would that being really let the gods mess up his life without retaliation? Definitely Not. This is a telling of that being’s story, as he rises up to fight against the gods who wish to end him, and as he discovers the other powerful entities and horrors that lurk in the vast cosmos. ◇　◇　◇ WARNING: THE EARLIER CHAPTERS OF THIS STORY ARE CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN Check out my other stories from my profile; ' Reincarnated Hero System' & 'Beyond the Bloodline'. ◇　◇　◇ Discord Link : https://discord.gg/ZXyAjGtS4r ◇　◇　◇ Support Me: https://ko-fi.com/michae_l ◇　◇　◇ Although many may think this story begins on a high note, worry not, things would flow normally soon after. I'm new to writing so I hope you all would support me on this journey. I'm hoping for your review on what you think about the book. Constructive criticisms are allowed too. Credits to the Image Artist. If the image is yours and you do not want me using it Kindly DM ◇　◇　◇ DISCLAIMER! This novel is a work of fiction and though it draws inspiration from historical places and events, it is by no means meant to be a realistic representation of any current or historical events, places cultures, or people. The story may contain themes and events that may be disturbing to some people and if you are "triggered" by pretty much anything at all, It may not be suitable for you as I will not limit myself in terms of themes, events, or topics while writing. ◇　◇　◇ (Alternative Synopsis The gods have been the rulers of most universes for billions of years, some being benevolent while some being malevolent. When there’s suddenly a prophecy about the coming of a being who can potentially bring an end to their rule, There’s no way they’ll let such a being exist. This is the story of that being as he rises up to fight against the gods who wish to end him and discovers other powerful entities and horrors that lurk in the cosmos.)

Blinded by betrayal, reborn with vengeance. After a fatal hiking accident, Olympic archer Yan Jin awakens in a world where bloodlines and power reign supreme. Stripped of his sight by the cruel machinations of his own clan, Yan Jin taps into a hidden bloodline, awakening abilities far beyond anything he could have imagined. Now, armed with his bow and unmatched instincts, he’s out for revenge. In this new world of ruthless politics and deadly combat, Yan Jin will carve a bloody path to uncover the truth behind his mysterious rebirth and the dark secrets of his past. Prepare for brutal battles, ingenious strategies, and a cast of eccentric allies and enemies as Yan Jin unleashes chaos in his quest for justice. Join Yan Jin as he takes aim at those who wronged him—this time, he won’t miss. PS: I’m building this world as we go, and I love hearing from readers! Your thoughts and feedback drive my creativity, so don’t hesitate to share your ideas. #SmartMC #Gore #Mature #Interactive

In a world where knowledge is etched in living ink and shadows whisper secrets of forgotten power, Elara stumbles upon an ancient book—one that doesn’t just contain mysteries but seems to possess a will of its own. Hunted by unseen forces, she is thrust into a desperate escape, crossing a gateway into a realm where darkness is more than an absence of light—it is a trial, a force, and perhaps, a destiny.

Miria led an ordinary life until everything changed. One evening, running late, she decided to take a shortcut to save time. However, this choice led her straight into a trap set by mysterious men who interrogated her about a grimoire she knew nothing about. As they grew frustrated with her confusion, they threatened to harm her. Just when all seemed lost, Miria was saved by Asher, an enigmatic young man with a captivating charm, who vowed to protect her. Yet, this rescue was only the beginning of a tumultuous adventure. Miria soon found herself plunged into a world where supernatural creatures coexist: vampires, werewolves, witches, and many more. As the danger grew, Miria discovered she possessed powers she never suspected. This revelation turned her life upside down, dragging her into a battle for survival against formidable forces. But that wasn’t all—her love life became a whirlwind of confusion, especially because of the deep, mysterious bond she shared with Asher. Amid alliances, betrayals, and revelations, Miria must embrace her destiny and make choices that will not only shape her future but also the fate of this new world she is coming to know. --- Warning This novel may contain explicit scenes, sexual insinuations, or lemon content. Therefore, it is not recommended for readers under 18. Please read responsibly and take this warning into consideration. Thank you for your understanding.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

257 years ago, two countries were reduced to dust for calling his wrath. After the incident not one drop of rain fell. Fearing the demon lord’s power, all races stopped the ongoing war. Peace finally returned, bringing new changes. But the demon lord disappeared...

Sailing far and wide in the turbulent waves. Drinking and laughing amid the fire. This is the hymn of pirates! Tonk had a pirate system in his head after realizing he was in a different universe. He could assemble tuna death squads, buy ghost ships, install magic cannons, and recruit elf sailors via the system. This is the age of great sailing in another world. The sailboats invented by dwarves have become tools for conquering the sea. The hot weapons invented by goblins have changed the way of war. The arrival of Tonk has added a rich color to the history book of the other world. Those who conquer the land are Kings, and those who conquer the sea are Legends!

this is the story about a young man who is determined to get the seven rings which can fulfill any one wish. thousands of years ago, someone made a crystal that could fulfil a person's wish. but only one wish was to be fulfilled. for that purpose, the war began, nations ruined, everyone was filled with greed of having that crystal. so, for the welfare of humans and other races, the creator of that crystal divided it into many pieces and scattered them all over the world. from then on, whoever finds all the peices and joined them together, gets their wish to be true. Alec Lukehart, a young swordsman who goes to this crazy adventure of finding these rings. Along with his new friends on this dangerous and full of surprises, wholesome journey.

Because of his heart problem, Arthur had to stay in a hospital room for more than 7 years and also died there. But who would have thought that he would be transmigrated to another world with the game system from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the wild. Now, this is the start of his new life and a brand new adventure. ”Alex and other people on the roof are from another novel that I am working on if anyone wanted to know." I will be posting that novel after some time with the name ”How Legends Are Made" Cover art is not mine, I found it on Pinterest and if the creater wants me to remove it then please comment.

In Dong Yue Kingdom, the distinguished Jiang family suffers a downfall because of the Yong Ping duke manor. The only way to solve the problem is to destroy the Duke of Yong Ping and his eldest daughter who is the Empress. In order to defeat the empress, Master Jiang, the Duke of Anyuan's only daughter, the witty and intelligent Jiang Yunyao enters the imperial palace. Faced with challenges on every side, Yunyao must win the love of the Emperor and consolidate her power to fight the Empress. But, in the palace full of malicious women, will she be able to win the game?

It tell a unknown legend of a dragon prince of heaven realm. And a princess of Shuilu Kingdom ..... they have to go through unknown dangerous to save the world. As the time pass both of them start to develop feeling for each other. But they don't know what was going to happen to them. There was a evil sect attacking all four realm. There was no peace in world. Prince and Princess were shocked when they know the truth of their birth. Will they be able to find a mysterious man ? Will they be able to save the world? Will they be together with each other. Or fate won't let them.... If it will then can they be together again ? Please read for more information

This book is my first book and English is not my common language In World Called the Blood Planet where Wars is a common thing. This planet is A hundred times bigger than earth Mu Chen was Born in one of the biggest Empire in the central continent he is the Eldest son of the current emperor on his birth he was accompanied by a phenomenon the whole world seems to turn red like blood an image of gigantic Blood red Evil Dragon was coiling above the castle. The oracles in the kingdom thinks that was bad omen many suggested to the emperor to kill his newborn son but the emperor did not His mother died after his birth after 1 year the emperor married another woman the daughter of the the prime minister from the Wang clan the most influential Clan In the Empire second only to the royal clan she Became the empress and gave birth to a son who also accompanied by ah strange phenomenon in the sky an image of a Gigantic Golden dragon coiling in the castle where his brother was born this was a good sign said the Oracles kneeling infront of the empress castle. His father the emperor died when he was 5 years old He was strip of his a title as a Crown prince and was banished from the empire to a small kingdom in the North Continent Follow Mu Chen in a journey of cultivation and his path as a conqueror

Carmine is a princess who became General to protect her country. But she gets entangled with Norand’s royal brothers. What will her future withhold? Will, she still be able to guard her country against Ouran invasion, or fate will take a new turn and entail a different path for her? Thank you very much to all the readers for being so supportive and reading my novel. This is my first time writing a novel. This will probably finish in 50-60 chapters. I am sorry for not updating in time. But I will try to complete it soon after I sort some priority stuff at this point. The cover belongs to respected creators as I got it from Pinterest and modified it a bit. However, the story content is original and created by me. Please leave a rating as it motivates me to write more. With kind regards Scaretpheonixxx

from a wraith to the greatest predator mankind has ever seen , rose from blood, bathed and baptized in blood, blessed by blood .....that is the life of Ryu, the demon god of destruction!

Hiroto Sakamura, an 18-year-old gamer with a competitive streak, has always thrived on challenges. When his best friend convinces him to try the VRMMORPG Kingdoms of Legend, Hiroto is thrust into a breathtaking virtual world unlike anything he's ever experienced. Playing as Shadowfang, a rogue specializing in speed and stealth, he sets out to explore the game’s vast landscapes, defeat powerful enemies, and uncover its hidden secrets. But Hiroto’s journey takes an unexpected turn when he stumbles upon a mysterious blessing after defeating a high-level enemy in an unmarked dungeon. This rare ability allows him to absorb the shadows of defeated monsters, growing stronger and unlocking abilities beyond what the game’s mechanics should allow. As rumors of this unique power spread, Hiroto finds himself caught between players who envy his newfound strength and NPC factions with their own agendas. With his friend by his side and danger lurking in every shadow, Hiroto must navigate the delicate balance of trust and betrayal, tackle quests that could reshape the world, and face increasingly deadly foes. As he climbs the ranks and attracts the attention of guilds, rival players, and even the enigmatic developers of Kingdoms of Legend, Hiroto begins to realize that the game holds secrets far more dangerous than he ever imagined. In this immersive world where shadows hold power and alliances can shift in an instant, Hiroto must rise to the challenge—or risk losing everything, including his grip on reality. In Kingdoms of Legend, the line between game and survival has never been thinner.

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everything is going calm in earth suddenly a strange phenomena started occurring many people start disappearing from the Earth some legends tell that a portal is sucking them away. the portal of planet x. it is the biggest legend in the planet Earth The legend of planet x some people believe that in that planet strange creatures/alien lives. and then many people in planet earth started getting strange power those are the people who disappear from the planet Earth at some point. this is the story of an ordinary guy Jasper who just witness his friend that was like his big brother Arayan Matthew suddenly he also got teleported by the portal after few years what will happen to him where will he go and did he able to find his friend follow him on his journey to the planet x hi guys welcome to my new novel The legend of planet eggs support this as you support Predator the night of justice all though I just take a break on Predator the night of justice I will still upload. the chapter I didn't abended my previous project enjoy this work thank you at last English is not my first language so please forgive if I make many mistake there is a slide thing I want to say to. chapter 1 and 2 is quite not well written. so you will see the improvement in writing style from chapter 3. I wrote chapter 1 and 2 in quite rush so you cannotice they are quite fast pace.

In the serene stillness of a moonlit night, the wind carried whispers of a prophecy long foretold. A child, destined for greatness, was born amidst sorrow and loss, his existence a beacon of hope and a harbinger of change. The stars themselves seemed to align, marking the arrival of an era that would shape the destiny of the land. The Empire of Jin, a sprawling realm of grandeur and mystery, held its breath as a new legend began. From the shadowy depths of the Demonic Cult to the hallowed halls of the Murim Alliance, factions and sects stirred in anticipation. Power struggles and alliances, hidden intrigues and ancient grudges, all poised to converge upon this moment. In the heart of Jinheung, the capital city teeming with life and history, a promise was made. A promise to protect, to guide, and to forge a path through the unknown. As martial artists of unparalleled skill and ambition watched from the shadows, the winds of fate began to swirl, heralding the dawn of a new age. Yet, in the midst of this, one figure stood resolute, his heart heavy with both hope and sorrow. He knew that the journey ahead would be fraught with peril, but he vowed to ensure that this child would rise above the shadows, carving out a legacy that would echo through the annals of time.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Mark , a college student fell into coma and died in an accident of gas explosion at home while cooking and reincarnated to a poor couple in a magical world mark grows up facing the challenges of the new life in a different world

In the martial world of the Seven Territories, where the strong battles for power and resources, Karl Sox is an unremarkable student from an ordinary martial clan. Without the blessings of a bloodline or exceptional talent, he relies solely on perseverance and unyielding will to stand out in the Fourth Martial Academy. But everything changes when Karl wins a one-time-use artifact—a Time Orb—from the legendary Inheritance Tower. Peering into the future, he glimpses records from the library of his descendants, uncovering the shocking truth behind the fog that confines humanity and the forgotten Blood Race sealed by the Dragon Ancestor. These records unveils the existence of the Five Temples, mysterious wonders locked within the human body that holds the key to immense potential. Armed with this knowledge, Karl embarks on a perilous journey to shatter humanity’s chains, and lead the fight against extinction.. Follow Karl’s epic journey of grit, self-discovery, and the quest to uncover the truth behind the Legend of the Seven Territories.

Chapters will be posted every week on a Sunday, note this could vary depending on my heath but usually ill update. every Sunday :)