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Asmit Adelio died from an explosion in his car and...he felt... quite happy about it. "Finally done with this boring shit called life." No, he isn’t mentally unstable...or maybe he is.. Anyways, he reincarnates! With a system? [Of course] Now, given a new chances In a world which isn’t the word where no powers existed. Monsters and Demons and angelic creatures roamed the universe. With of course, Humans being the lowest??? [NOPE!] They own a large part of the universe. Sadly their technology isn’t anything special, since most of the geniuse are those with brute strength so room for brains to be admired is less. Discrimination against weak? [Check] Mc looks weak? [Check] Which ability he manages to conjure in this sinful and cruel world? A Seed! Amazing! Now he gets bullied! So he shall use his system to change and conquer the world!... [WRONG!] "Weak deserves to die! I am just being treated rightfully. But.... MUHAHAHA! When I grow strong! NONE SHALL ESCAPE MY WRATH!" Are the brave thoughts of our mc. One day, on his path to another venture in hopes of finding the awakeneing that would allow him to shine like diamond in coals! He gets a pretty neat looking fruit! Of course, he... Gulps it down without hesitation and starts.... to grow a little! "I MUST REMAIN UNDISTURBED! For my love and I require some private time." "MY LOVE! BEAR FRUIT ALREADY!" ***

If you're not sitting at the table, then you are definitely lying on the menu. If you have nothing, then your life is your only capital. Song Heping, compelled by life to make a fortune in a warzone, accidentally got swept into the war and, in a confused state, was promoted by a bunch of Da Maozi to be the boss of a Defense Company. In this day and age, who still becomes a mercenary! I want to sell arms, I want to sell coffee cups worth a few bucks for over a thousand US Dollars. I want to sell a 9-dollar socket for the price of 299 US Dollars. I want to sell goats, the kind that costs millions of US Dollars each... Don't ask, and don't come auditing, whether you're from the Audit Office or the CIA, I'll send you all off... My name is Song Heping. I came, I conquered, I reign as the king. Don't call me the "Lord of War," I love peace, I am here to deliver "peace".

The story is set in a fantastical world and follows the protagonist, Ambrose, who is reincarnated as a lich and embarks on a series of adventures to solve his financial problems. Ambrose was once a legendary mage, but when the elves dramatically raised the price of the Potion of Youth, he chose to seek immortality through lichdom. However, his new existence as a lich proves far less carefree than expected. Maintaining his survival and researching necromancy plunge him into severe economic hardship. To cope, Ambrose uses his legendary abilities to craft multiple phylacteries, which significantly enhance his survivability but also drain his wealth. In the novel, Ambrose starts marketing his innovative skeletal creations. These low-cost yet highly effective constructs catch the attention of legendary undead. However, many of his clients do not request skeletons but instead assign him increasingly dangerous tasks, drawing him into greater trouble and peril. Through these challenges, Ambrose garners the interest of various powerful factions—some seeking to ally with him, others aiming to eliminate him. To secure his survival and amass wealth, he is compelled to participate in major events, gaining even greater power and fortune along the way. The novel is characterized by its logical consistency and intelligent characters. While the plot unfolds at a slower pace, each scenario is packed with tension and excitement, delivering a captivating narrative.

A man named Garret wakes up to find himself in the back of your basic general goods store. He gets out after dealing with vertigo and a hangover from his drinking party. He had just come back from the front lines of a skirmish with the Terrorist group known as La Muerte de Diablo. His mind was hazy as he couldn't remember why he was there in the store or how he got there. A quick look to his phone revealed it has been 3 days since his last clear memory of the party and he was wondering where everyone was. Signal was gone and no sounds came from the store front despite it being a saturday afternoon. One step outside revealed, "Shit, it's the zombie apocalypse. And why can I see a virtual screen store from games in front of me?" Join Garret as he navigates this new world and what the heck it means to have basic stats and an infinite online store to help him survive. This is a story where it has, No level ups, no skill system, what you know is what you can do, and the store only has so many things you can grab with your points per day. Talk about a stressful survival game come to life. Now this is R18 for blood, violence, gore, sex, a slight harem (gotta repopulate that earth), and all kinds of cool fight scenes from mutant zombies to other skilled survivors who are out for blood. Come take a look!

After 10 years of a Loveless Marriage, Natasha Was Mysteriously killed by an unknown murderer, she is given a second chance at life, and she goes back to 5 years before it all happened, will she be able to change her fate and protect the ones she loves or will she succumb just like her previous life? Natasha White, she was wrongly accused of committing an unforgivable sin, with no one ready to fight for her innocence and believe her, she ends up dying in the worst possible way, now with her given a second chance, she is ready to stand up for herself. Dominic White, he hates his wife with Passion, after what she did to him, he never thought that he could forgive her, he had trusted her, and she took that trust and broke it, now with his Wife Slowly changing, would he give her a second chance? or not even care at all. Dive into the past, present and future with A Second Chance; I will not waste it.

A hardworking Empress was what they called Lesa Estrees. An Empress for the people and stand by her people until she was disposed by her lover in a cruel way. Turning the nobles against her, making the peasants fear her, commoners blame her, servants ignoring her and demanding she be turned into a scapegoat for the use of black magic. Using the excuse the Empress is a witch is what cause her execution...Lesa now knows why she was reborned, and it's by God's will for years to let the empire fall instead of prosper. In doing so, she prevented herself from being empress she decided to make a secret alliance behind everyone's back before she was forced to marry the crown prince. It's to marry the crown prince of another country. Will Lesa succeed in bringing down the Crowned Empire for her revenge against the nobles and Emperor who did her wrong...? Or will she find peace in her new kingdom to watch the other she once knew burn in peace?

So I somehow died and found myself in the body of a side character in a sex game I was playing before I died. Well, that's the definition of awesome. I'm going to use my knowledge of the game to get all the harem and live my best life. ~~~~ ntr femboy trap milf Incest

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[ WSA 2024 ] What would you do when you're faced with the ultimate being that is by true right Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscience? What would you do when that very being tells you it will give you anything you ever wanted? And what would you do when the ultimate being, devoid of greed, gives you the power to generate INFINITE MONEY? This is the story of a boy who gets reincarnated in a new world filled with countless possibilities and dangerous beings. Now, with the power to generate INFINITE MONEY in his hands, how will he survive in this world? Will he be used by everyone else around him.... Or... ...will he buy them ALL? _________________________________ The guy in the poster is the future appearance of the Main Character. This is my first novel so expect some bumpy chapters in first few.

In a realm where magic and ambition blend, Rhiannon, the rebellious daughter of the Demon Queen, shocks her world by choosing the kitchen over elite magecraft. She's got one goal: to outshine her legendary great-grandmother, Leora, by mastering the culinary arts at the top magical academy. But when Rhiannon meets Maeve, a mesmerizing teacher whose lessons go way beyond the kitchen. Their forbidden romance start. With a fiery dragon by her side, a fiercely protective twin sister, and an unquenchable passion for cooking, Rhiannon's path is one of defiance and discovery. Can she rise to become the greatest chef across both realms, or will the flames of forbidden love consume her dreams?

I lost control of my life and gave my daughter a life she did not deserve. I regret every day. But this time, everything will be different. I vow to be everything beyond a good father with my second chance. She wants to be an idol? Then I will make her a superstar who shall go down in the annals of history. *** WSA 2024 Entry! Show your support if you enjoyed!

*RATED 18+ FOR LANGUAGE AND SMUT* Amaranth's whole purpose in life was to be sacrificed to a god to ensure her kingdom's prosper. What happens when she is given to the wrong God, and slowly begins to tap into a power of her own? The way to reach her divinity is to allow Avlan to touch her, and then she'll be able to carry his children, but his brother Perthius thinks she can be something else entirely---something more dangerous. A battle wages between the two brothers for Amaranth and her power ...and her body.

Yui, a NEET girl living in Seoul, gave up trying to save the world. She spends her inifinite amount of time binge watching anime and manga, showering her favorite authors with gachapons, and writing webnovels for which she will never get paid. Only way she might start to care is if she found someone worth her effort to save. But even if she did find someone, will she be able to stop the apocalypse? "When routine bites hard and ambitions are low And resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways, taking different roads Then love, love will tear us apart again Love, love will tear us apart again" - Lyrics from Love Will Tear Us Apart. Joy Division. 1980.

Ji Li Mei is reborn into her 100th and final life within a cultivation world. Trapped in hard mode, she's unlocked the goddess route. Can she survive in a world of cut throat cultivators teeming with enemies old and new to reach ascension to become a goddess? Or will she meet another bloody end? Li Mei must retrace her steps and try new routes to find allies to become a goddess.

My parents died for the village, they are typical village chiefs, typical husbands, but not typical parents. Naruto stood before the chiefs of the five great villages and said: You see, everyone in this world lives for themselves! Why would I sacrifice for you? Destroying the world, what does your life and death have to do with me?

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Rise of a Hero. The best-selling game of all time and hailed as one of the best games in history with its unending playability and unprecedented world with hundreds of playable characters and well-developed questlines. However, most of its fame comes with it's impossible difficulty. Agonising Solitude. In a game all about making unique party combinations for raid battles, why not make it so you can only use one character along with increasing the difficulty of every mob and mechanic along with a negative affinity for each fraction for an unplayable experience? Unless you were the son of a billionaire with too much time on your hands, of course! After 15 years of dedicating every part of his life to the game, he became the first ever player to witness the true ending that was as dissapointing as humanly possible. An ending that gave his favourite character Eren way too much disservice after everything he did for his world. After feeling betrayed by the game he loves so much, he was given the chance to make his own perfect ending, not just for him but also for Eren. He only has himself to overcome each trial, as no one can help him. Can his knowledge save him because he only has one shot at glory as he battles angels, demons, dragons, and even the main characters?

Betrayed. Tortured. Reborn. Carmine Garett vows to destroy the Blood Sect and unite a fractured world—even if it means becoming the monster they all fear. Will she be the one hunted or will she be the hunter.

In a world ruled by the law of the jungle, where mighty warriors can destroy entire empires on a whim, and the powerless live in helplessness… does your weak heart have the strength to endure ? Do you have the will to face the dangers and keep going ? Will you let this cursed world decide who you are, or will you stand up and challenge your fate ? Are you ready to move forward and change your destiny, or will you resign yourself to a pitiful end

"He thought knowledge was power, but knowing the story won’t save him from me." ********** Extra Takes It All! True to its title, that hypocrite really does take it all. Opportunities? “Nah, the protagonist is too overpowered to even bother with them. I’ll take what he ignores—anything for my survival.” A harem? “I just help them a bit with their internal struggles, and somehow they keep clinging to me.” Items? “He barely uses them. They’re just lying around, so I’ll put them to good use.” And yet, that hypocrite keeps whining: *“I’m not supposed to be the protagonist. I don’t want to change the story’s outcome. I’ll just enjoy it from the sidelines.”* *Chuckle* Yeah, right. Somehow, I pushed through that mess of a plot. The other characters? They were decent. Well-developed. They felt real and believable. But that so-called “extra”? He was a walking contradiction. He started out on the sidelines, but gradually got more and more overpowered—until he himself became the story’s villain. As for the ending, don't even get me started. It really felt like the final battle was slapped together based on Authors hormones. The climax didn't make any sense at all, it was just a mess which totally twisted the logic that built up till this point of the story. So, what did I do wrong? I just cursed him a little, that’s all. And to be honest, he deserved it. Then, fate being fate, I ended up in that same novel that frustrated me. But unlike that Extra who cried about being thrown into a dangerous world and all, my situation is genuinely screwed. If I want to survive, there’s only one way: kill the extra. Yes, you heard me right. I won’t stop you, I will straight up kill. As your Professor, I’ll have plenty of chances.

The middle boss of the AAA-class game produced by the company. The villain who dies 999 times out of 1,000 times. Deculein. That person, was me now. “You’re going to die on almost every route.” Deculein, like all villains, inevitably dies. [First and foremost survival goal: Be what the game requires you to be] I’ll have to survive even if it means twisting my fate if I am destined to die.

Ren dies and reincarnates in a novel he read in his past life. That’s what he thought, at least. There’s a catch though. He is reborn as a villain. The ridiculous thing is that he wasn’t reborn as a major villain, nor as a minor villain, but rather as a lackey of a third-rate villain that appears only once in the story. After his awakening, he joins the elite royal academy. It becomes clearer and clearer that the fantasy world was not as in the novel. He later finds out that this world is completely different from the novel. He never trusted it anyway. His fate seemed to be playing with him. Nothing went according to plan. It felt like he was dancing in the palm of someone’s hand. He felt that he was merely a pawn in a higher entity’s game. It frustrates him. During one of his adventures, he comes to learn of a minor fact. The universe itself is after him! And that crazy being wants him to get rid of it. That was the last straw. He had finally snapped. He had had enough of being their pawn. He would no longer be the puppet. He would be the puppeteer instead. ……… DON’T expect a heroic or villainous mc. The main character’s personality may not seem that great at first, but trust me, It will make sense later. ……… [Warning: There will be plot twists, so hang on to this roller coaster. ] ……… PS: I release on Mondays.

Madeline Gray gets revenge on her family for what they done. She was born rich and only child which means she will inherit everything from her parents. Until her aunt and her boyfriend took everything away from her. She was young when her aunt killed her parents. Her aunt took over her parent’s Business since they were in a plane crash. While everything was happening so fast Madeline was getting abuse physically, and mentally. She thought she can keep the company all to her self and keep controlling Madeline by signing everything to her name. Madeline wasn’t stupid enough to do that so she had to grow up fast. At just 10 years old she was kidnapped by a strange person whom she hasn’t met but he knows who she is. She went through immense training while being under his care. She grow up and started to plan her revenge. This means also killing her aunt and her husband. But will she have the courage in doing so?