Florida Cat Meme

Edmund was walking back home, when he encountered a cat that suddenly floats and move towards him. The cat gave him the RPG System that allows him to work and complete quests set by the system or the cat to gain points to upgrade himself. From completing mundane quests like helping the neighbor's cat get down from a tree to more extreme quests all the relieve the cat's boredom. (Author's note: This is my first time writing so don't rip me apart if the plot doesn't make sense and also I'm writing this story in my free time so the schedule won't be good sorry ¬_¬) (Also the story is kinda fluid so some of the tags and genre might change maybe idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Wie groß muss der Reichtum einer Familie sein, die seit fünftausend Jahren vererbt wird? Manchmal weiß man erst dann, wie reich die eigene Familie wirklich ist, wenn man seine Eltern ein wenig unter Druck setzt! Erst nachdem er das fünftausendjährige Vermögen seiner Familie geerbt hatte, erkannte Zhang Menglong, dass die Freude der Reichen so einfach ist. Der Bankpräsident: "Herr Zhang, bitte, ich bitte Sie, Ihr Geld bei unserer Bank anzulegen, und Sie können den Zinssatz bestimmen!" Huaxias oberster Reicher der zweiten Generation: "Gehört Ihrer Familie die ganze Welt oder was?" Der reichste Mensch der Welt: "Ich fühle mich wie ein armer Mann!" Europäisches Königshaus: "Herr Zhang, fehlt Ihnen eine Freundin? Wenn ja, würde es Ihnen etwas ausmachen, eine zu finden? Wenn nicht, hätten Sie dann noch eine? Was halten Sie von der Prinzessin unseres Landes?" Später fand Zhang Menglong heraus, dass das College, das seine Eltern ihm hinterlassen hatten, das Beeindruckendste war. Dekan zu sein, war sogar noch schöner, als der reichste Mensch der Welt zu sein!

Betapa besarnya kekayaan keluarga yang diwariskan selama lima ribu tahun? Terkadang, Anda tidak pernah tahu seberapa kaya keluarga Anda sampai Anda mendesak orang tua Anda sedikit! Hanya setelah mewarisi kekayaan keluarganya yang berusia lima ribu tahun, Zhang Menglong menyadari bahwa kebahagiaan orang kaya begitu sederhana. Presiden bank, "Tuan Zhang, tolong, saya mohon Anda menyimpan uang Anda di bank kami, dan Anda dapat menetapkan suku bunganya!" Generasi kedua terkaya di Huaxia, "Apakah seluruh dunia milik keluarga Anda atau apa?" Orang terkaya di dunia, "Saya merasa seperti saya hanya orang miskin!" Keluarga Kerajaan Eropa, "Tuan Zhang, apakah Anda kekurangan pacar? Jika ya, apakah Anda keberatan mencari satu? Jika tidak, bagaimana dengan negara kami?" Kemudian, Zhang Menglong menemukan bahwa perguruan tinggi yang ditinggalkan orang tuanya adalah yang paling mengesankan. Sebenarnya, menjadi dekan ternyata lebih menyenangkan daripada menjadi orang terkaya di dunia!

Everything started when Luo Xi was forcibly installed by an unscrupulous game company with a so-called daily text game called "Dawn". But he quickly discovered that this was far from a normal, everyday text game. Like this message - [Traveler, you can't be lewd!] And what the hell is this? Luo Xi fell into deep thought as he looked at the big brick pulled out from his bag. It was only when the adorable little loli with beast ears appeared in front of him, Luo Xi realised things were spiraling out of control.

Due to his own carelessness, Duanmu Huai finds himself transported into the world of the game "Star Ocean Online." Starting from a humble core capsule, Duanmu Huai ventures across the starry sea to countless worlds. He awakens powers that have long been dormant, confronts threats lurking in the depths of the universe, and sets his sights on dominating the galaxy!

Starting over once more, he has entered this “living game” again in order to control his own fate. This time, he will not be controlled by others. Previously the Level 200 Sword King, he will rise to a higher peak in this life. Methods to earn money! Dungeon conquering strategies! Legendary Quests! Equipment drop locations! Undiscovered battle techniques! Even the secrets Beta Testers were unknowledgeable of, he knows of them all. Massive wars, life advancement, entering Godhood, sword reaching to the peak; a legend of a man becoming a Sword God has begun.

A legendary cultivation journey begins with pristine fur and flawless toe-beans. Jenkins may already be the most majestic feline to ever walk the earth, but he intends to make the absolute most of all nine of his lives. Nothing will stand in his way—neither mischievous pixies, ill-tempered toads, nor the dreaded forces of water and shadow. Certainly not those vile demonic rats. He will bask in the golden glow of sunbeams, absorb the wisdom of the sacred catnip, and unleash a breath so powerful it will strip the flesh from his foes. He will master all things… except, perhaps, the art of flight. For now. This is the saga of Jenkins Greenleaf—his many lives, his inevitable ends, and the extraordinary adventures in between. If your soul craves more philosophical spirit beasts, look no further. And maybe, just maybe, it's time to adopt a cat.

Yun Xi Transmigrated in a world of novels where she turned into a Supporting Villain Character who was the Female Lead’s sister-in-law, and will die at the hands of her husband who was Female Lead's brother and the Male Lead, Female Lead's husband. Because she did all the harm to the Female Lead that caused her to have nightmares. After transmigrating, the first thing she did was to get divorce from Female Lead's brother who had a sister complex. Yun Xi signed the divorce paper happily as she bid goodbye to everyone and thought she would live her own life as she pleased. But wasn’t she supposed to live her life happily from now on? Why the hell there an Apocalypse started all of a sudden? Wasn't this book world supposed to be only in the Romance genre? When did it turn into a Supernatural one? And Why did she turn into a stray cat and get picked up by her ex-husband again! "No! You let me go! I wanna go home!" Yun Xi tried to scratch him and flee to wherever her eyes went. But the guy looked at her with bloodshot eyes as he said with an aggrieved voice, "My wife left me, and now you also want to leave me? How can you be so heartless, little kitten?" Yun Xi, "..."

When y/n transferred schools then life decided to take a unexpectable turn. Y/n meets Stray kids and the things are getting very tense.

"God, please. If you are real, make my one last wish come true. Let me live." When Callisto got diagnosed with an incurable genetic disorder at age 5, she was expected to live for only ten more years. With her life on its last leg, Callisto underwent an operation that has a one in a million chance of success called the Mutated DNA Fusion, granting her wish to live. However, the operation gave her more than what she wished for. With her black hair turned silver, cat ears overhead, and a tail from her behind, Callisto now has to live her life as a half-human and half-animal, a catgirl.

(New Chapter every Friday at 18:00 UTC) An employee of a large corporation has died and reincarnated in another world. Will he decipher the secrets of magic? Will he show incredible martial prowess? Will he conquer all lands and life? Not anytime soon. Because he is reincarnated as a cat. But in the world of Chronagen all beings are granted a bit of equality - a system that allows for growth. Growth that is nearly unlimited. Growth that is fair to all beings. Growth that rewards risk and ingenuity, allowing someone to surpass others. Will he become the king he sets out to be? (To support me go to patreon.com/Kernoel77) (The story has LGBT+ characters, if you have a problem with that, no one is forcing you to read it.) (The series also includes strong language and fictional violence. Viewer discretion is advised. Further warnings appear at the beginning of particularly extreme chapters.)

Lu Shian, an employee burdened by personal struggles and an allergy to cats, dreams of opening a cat cafe. His life takes a turn when he remembers his past life and awakens a powerful "Tycoon System" that provides him with unlimited wealth. This money is not useful in his world but can use in Underworld. As horror games and guilds emerge, Lu Shian leverages his newfound riches to navigate this tumultuous realm, balancing his dream of the cat cafe with the demands of his extraordinary power. Can he overcome his allergy and make his dream a reality while shaping his destiny in a world where money can truly buy anything?

This fantasy story follows the journey of my original character, Moon Takona, as she faces a life shaped by hardship, corruption, war, and love. Born a succubus and raised in a royal family of pure-blooded demons, Moon endures a turbulent childhood until the corruption within her finally takes over. After disposing of her family, her life spirals into a tale of war and madness, entwined with moments of passion, romance, and dark desire.

Antoinette Newman, firstborn of Adrian Newman and Brittany Newman, who was left for dead, was kidnapped by The Shadow to turn her into a fierce warrior and a lethal weapon to achieve his criminal purposes. Oleg Romanov raised her as a daughter, knowing that she has a high IQ of 850. She was injected with the serum known as the "die-resurrect" (which "kills the person's personality and memories" and turns her into a fierce killer) Due to her great intelligence, she evaded the effects of the serum and pretends to be dominated to fiercely find out the true intentions of The Shadow and fight for justice to be done and face the sinister plans of this powerful world organization that even she does not even imagine the extent of its power and influence, which she will also meet an alien who also fights against The Shadow from another part of the Multiverse, which she will fall in love with and will be part of so that she can become The Fire Cat. The author's first character with autism and neurodivergency.

How would you feel, if you're about to complete one of your missions as an assassin, then suddenly find yourself in a cat's body, further in another world?

I felt like I was floating as I sank deeper into the depth of this cold ocean. It was strange how cold it was although how I would really know I was numb. As I fell helplessly to the bottom unable to move or do anything as water filled my lungs. “Stars” I thought to myself as I looked up, there were thousands of them in the sky so beautiful and bright. It got me thinking I'm going to die here aren't i. I could feel my vision starting to blur as things slowly got darker and darker. My lips parted as the last of my air escaped my lungs leaving me with the feeling of the cold water invading and replacing where the air once was.

In a world where venom is power and survival is a razor’s edge, a reincarnated teenager must navigate the laws of a merciless forest—not as a hero, but as a snake After being poisoned by a jealous cousin, Huǐ Yuān awakens in a primordial wilderness reborn as a hatchling tree snake. Stripped of his humanity, he discovers a brutal truth: this world operates on a hierarchy of life force, where every creature—from the smallest insect to the shadowed leviathans lurking in forgotten caves—hungers to devour the weak. Guided by a cryptic energy absorbed through his kills, Huǐ Yuān learns to harness venom not just to survive, but to cultivate. His venom heals his wounds, his senses map the pulsating auras of predators, and every consumed life fuels his fragile ascent. Yet each gain comes at a cost—ravenous hunger, fragmented memories of prey, and the haunting realization that the line between hunter and hunted is razor-thin. But the forest hides darker secrets. A cavern he once fled radiates an ancient, malevolent force, its aura warping the land itself. To survive, Huǐ Yuān must tread a dangerous path: avoid predators marked by searing life forces, outwit cunning beasts, and unravel the mystery of his serpentine power—all while clinging to the fading echoes of his human soul, this about a snake that raise from the bottom to rule every dark shadow in this world.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

In a futuristic megacity ruled by technology and shadowy corporations, Elliot Kessler, a reclusive tech consultant, spends his days hiding from the world, content with his solitude. But when a mysterious, addictive drug called **NoQAnOLs** spreads through the city, transforming its users into violent, zombie-like creatures, Elliot is forced out of his comfort zone. His once-quiet life is shattered when his neighbor, Nina, falls victim to the drug, and Elliot inadvertently becomes the target of the ruthless **Syndicate of Nox**, the cartel behind the epidemic. Armed only with his wits, hacking skills, and a secret neural implant from his family’s dark past, Elliot must navigate a city spiraling into chaos. Reluctantly pulled into a fight for survival, he uncovers the truth behind the drug, his connection to it, and the cartel’s terrifying plans. With the fate of Neurova hanging in the balance, Elliot must face his fears and become the unlikely hero the city needs—whether he’s ready or not. *Apocalyptic Scaredy-Cat* blends cyberpunk thrills, psychological horror, and a reluctant hero’s journey into a gripping dystopian adventure.

!!! BREAKING NEWS !!! A GIANT ALIEN SPACESHIP IS THREATENING THE EARTH !! What would you do if you saw this on TV in real life? Would the alien spaceship even be your main concern if, the same day, you learned that your domestic cat is in fact the reincarnation of a goddess from a distant galaxy, who came to protect the Earth ? That's what Marvin and Angie, a young couple, are experiencing. But that's not even the most astonishing discovery for them! The most unstettlling news is that their yet to be born son has been chosen by the goddess to become her champion, to lead her army against her enemies. Read this if you want to hear the story of the baby boy who traveled across the universe to the galaxy of the divine cats, the Fluffy galaxy! This is full of thrilling adventures, fun, endearing characters, encounters with strange creatures from space, mind-boggling travels through unexplored places of the universe. For sure, this is the fluffiest story around! ******************************************************************** What NOT to expect from this book: - No romance - No R18 - No system What to expect from this book: - Great adventures on Earth and in space, - Fast-paced action - Comedy - Mythology - Some real hard science (you will learn real things about the solar system, the stars, the universe...) - Sad moments/ happy moments - Cats, of course... So, if you're ready, come and join us in our adventures. You don't want to miss on that unique experience. Be ready for the departure! ********************************************************************

In the kingdom of Eldoria, a great and ancient ritual is performed to summon the ultimate hero who will defeat the Demon King and save the world from destruction. The kingdom’s mages and wizards prepare with great care, knowing that the fate of their people hangs in the balance. But when the summoning portal opens, the hero they get isn’t exactly what they had in mind. Meet Kyle McGee—a laid-back, fearless Florida man who just wanted to enjoy a day of surfing and chilling by the beach. Instead, he finds himself mysteriously transported to a magical medieval world, summoned to defeat a powerful Demon King. Armed with no magic, no skills, and an absurd sense of confidence, Kyle takes the kingdom’s expectations in stride—after all, he’s got improvisation down to an art. From riding dragons like jet skis to defeating monsters with nothing more than random objects, Kyle’s wild stunts and unpredictable chaos quickly become both a blessing and a curse for the kingdom. While the terrified villains struggle to predict his next move, the kingdom’s leaders question how someone so unqualified can be their salvation. The Princess, Seraphina, can’t decide if Kyle is a blessing or a disaster, but there’s one thing everyone can agree on: Kyle’s completely unorthodox methods are the only thing standing between Eldoria and the Demon King. As Kyle’s madness leads to unexpected victories and ever-more bizarre encounters, the kingdom starts to realize that maybe—just maybe—his chaos is exactly what they need. But with the Demon King’s forces growing stronger, Kyle may be the kingdom's last, ridiculous hope for survival. Can a Florida man with no magic save a kingdom that’s way out of his league? If he can survive long enough to figure out what’s going on, he just might. It’s a wild ride filled with absurd humor, epic battles, and the most unorthodox hero the world has ever known.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

In the shadows of a decaying castle, a mysterious cat with an unsettling grin and ancient, mismatched eyes reigns supreme. It is not a demon, nor a god, but something far more primordial—an embodiment of Consumption itself. With its two loyal servants, Nyriphim, a half-succubus noblewoman, and Celest, a bloodthirsty scythe-wielder, the cat orchestrates an endless cycle of deception, luring generations of warriors to their doom. Its goal is simple: to devour. Not just flesh, but memories, legacies, and existence itself, returning all to the Void. This is no ordinary predator. It is the hunger that devours worlds, the appetite of creation, and the inevitable end of all things. And it is always hungry.

Aryan and his partner Aladdin(cat) go through a planned reincarnation, going through the technological advancement of human civilization, and by the help of his slowly recovering past memories how will he use them, and what was the purpose of their planned reincarnation. Aladdin a cat which has superpower's of time and space, how will aryan use them. "come aladdin look at the score and tell me what will the score, and which team will win" "Hahaha i won i will have more money for gadget's, ok now to concentrate on the future, come aladdin we have to upgrade ourself's" come, read and know the adventures that aryan and aladdin will go through

A man who was push of the cliff by his lover was later reincarnated as a cat with an evolution system

When life is riddled with chaotic choices, people prefer the comfort of order. (Author's note:- This story is actually a compiled version of various alternative stories that at end gets converged and create a finale with theme and tropes of diverse categories. P.S. :- I will be updating synopsis as the story continues with each protagonists having their own "Saga".) 'SAGA ZAI' :- Zai ran away from his city to a town in the mountains in order to find his peace. His life was turned upside down once again when a catastrophe struck his life but he couldn't give up and somehow managed to wake up in a place called "Frozen Hell". (additional note: I will be uploading this story on RoyalRoad.com too)

A house cat enters the cultivation world.

Upon discovering that humans have a strange belief in luck, the werewolves decide to organize a series of events to help the townspeople achieve good fortune. From disastrous raffles to bone-throwing contests (with very strange prizes), each attempt results in comical situations and misunderstandings.

On her deathbed, she wondered about the afterlife, reincarnation, heaven, or hell, but nothing could have prepared her for waking up as a fluffy white cat. Lost in a desolate world teeming with grotesque, undead creatures, she had to rely on her newfound feline instincts to survive. The zombies seemed drawn to her, and humans fled at the sight of her, leaving her utterly alone. Determined to uncover the truth behind her bizarre second life, she prowled through shadows and ruins, longing for the warmth of her past human family while navigating a chilling, hostile world.