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Two wondrous fruits, one for immortality, the other for strength. After swallowing them, Chu Ning traveled to another world to cultivate the path of immortality. Within a thousand years, Chu Ning said, "Thanks to the wondrous fruit, praise the wondrous fruit, brother awesome." A thousand years later, Chu Ning reflected, "Thank oneself, praise oneself, the struggle is the most beautiful." In this other world, Chu Ning had three famous sayings: The first, "Not driven by profit, one may miss some opportunities, but will never suffer a loss." Secondly, "longevity is just about living a life, so why not take life seriously from the beginning." Thirdly, "if you can get along, you can get along. If you can't get along, you can negotiate. If you can't negotiate, you should kill someone in the downwind of the wind, this way, the ashes can be scattered cleaner…"

When an ordinary woman wakes up in a world torn from the pages of an abandoned novel, she’s met with a robotic voice announcing her daunting task: fix the story’s broken characters or watch the world—and herself—crumble into oblivion. In this strange reality of dungeons, towers, and modern chaos, she’s armed with a mysterious system that guides her through each twist and turn. But things go awry when the male lead—a regressor burdened by 100 lifetimes of memories—becomes infatuated with her instead of the novel’s destined heroine. As his dangerous obsession grows, the world deviates even further from its intended course, and her mission teeters on the edge of failure. Caught between unravelling the secrets of this collapsing narrative and navigating the male lead’s unexpected love, she must find a way to rewrite fate before it’s too late. Can she restore balance to a story that was never hers to begin with? MOBWANT – Mob Wants It All.. SWIAMN – So What If I Am a Mob in a Novel.. hello I am the author, if there any plot holes are there please inform me, I don't know how I write bear with me goodluck

**Synopsis:** WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. At least read the first Ten chapters before tossing it aside. ~~~~ Bale Ian Alghazier is a ruthless, heartless Alpha werewolf and the heir to the largest werewolf clan on the East Coast. He is Intimidating and cruel and is known as the "King of the school". Aiden Hellhawker, a pure-blood vampire with special abilities tied to the first vampires, is cold, unforgiving, and narcissistic. Sent to a school filled with various species by his father, who harbours a deep hatred for him, Aiden struggles to fit in. When Aiden encounters Bale, he meets his match in the most irritating and infuriating way. Bale, on the other hand, known for his deep hatred of vampires, sees Aiden as a mortal enemy. Despite his disbelief in the concept of a destined mate, Bale finds himself inexplicably drawn to Aiden. Similarly, Aiden, who had given up on finding his fated link, is surprised by his undeniable attraction to Bale. During a heated confrontation, the two enemies share an unexpected kiss, unlocking their inescapable desires for one another. As their fates unify, they must fight against the hatred between their kind and their families. Will Bale and Aiden accept their undeniable destinies and forge a new path for their clans, or will their deep-seated enmity tear them apart? "Hybrids; Tame Me If You Can" is a tale of forbidden love, fierce rivalries, and the possibility of a new beginning amidst age-old hatred. Support me by adding this book to your library and vote with power stones.

Yuno is an unlucky part-timer working in a convenience store for Espers and Guides. That means they sell stuff that makes their store look like an adult shop. During his shift, the highest-grade aphrodisiac they have was stolen. He chased the thief, determined to retrieve the stolen Item from their store. But, much to Yuno's annoyance, he found himself in a dangerous situation with Ki Gayoon— the infamous Esper on the verge of a Rampage. How does the saying go again? 'The way to an Esper's heart is through his d*ck.' Is Yuno supposed to, uhm, do "it" to calm Ki Gayoon before he snaps and kills them both? #guide #esper #guideverse

The Princess of Fyn was infamous for her scandalous reputation. Whispers painted her as a shameless and frivolous woman who treated men like disposable trinkets, casting them aside as soon as someone more handsome caught her eye. Rumor had it she kept a harem of thirty-six men! When the Crown Prince of a wealthy kingdom arrived to end their engagement, he didn’t mince words. "I don’t like you. Let’s break up." To his surprise, the princess beamed with delight."Okay." Next came the Demon Prince, known for his ruthless demeanor and striking looks. "You’re not good-looking enough to be my bride," he sneered. "Let’s call this off." The princess responded cheerfully, "Sure thing." Then, the Dragon Prince—the man celebrated as the most handsome in the world—delivered his verdict. "You’re a vile woman. I don’t like you." The princess clapped her hands in excitement."Good, good! I feel the same!" After breaking off thirty-two engagements, the princess ascended the throne. Free at last from the chains of marriage, she eagerly embraced her dream of living as a carefree "salted fish." Who needed men when there was good food to enjoy? But her peace didn’t last long. The very next day, a crowd of handsome men gathered at the palace gates, their expressions filled with regret. "We were wrong! Please take us back!" The princess crossed her arms and sighed. "There's too many of you " " You can put us all in Your Harem!" The Princess declared " But I don't want a Harem! "

Humiliation, hypnosis, tutoring, r*pe… All the horrible things a woman can be subjected to. I turned on the game because I wanted to be subjected to those things.

Imagine you had the power to do anything. What would you do? There are limitless possibilities as to the answer. This novel is just one of those possibilities. **The MC's life is based on my own life.**

Vanta, a loner, begins his journey at the prestigious Blueblood Academy, only to discover that the entrance ceremony hides a sinister secret. Alongside other students, he's thrust into a mysterious exam that requires acquiring the elusive Xue sense, a heightened awareness that grants battle instincts. The exam takes place in a deadly, unknown realm where students must survive for six months and face monstrous creatures. Vanta soon realizes that death is not permanent, as he respawns after each demise. With no one to return to, he's determined to press on. As Vanta navigates this treacherous world, he discovers that others have also gained the Xue sense. With 862 participants, the competition becomes fierce. Vanta must confront his limitations, forge alliances, and unravel the secrets behind the exam. But this is just the beginning.

I was kill in a car accident and the drunk driver die with me We met god God tell us our death involve some curse We was sent to another world and He tried to kill me

*if only you were my yesterday*** Lin Nuan thought her life was secure. As the elegant wife of a wealthy businessman, she had traded her modest dreams for a life of comfort and duty. But everything crumbled one fateful rainy evening when her husband abruptly cast her out, handing her a suitcase and severing their ties without explanation. Humiliated and heartbroken, Lin Nuan stood in the storm, unaware that the life she had clung to was just a fragile illusion—and that her true story was only beginning.

TW: Sùicidal thoughts, language, drùgs, smoking, death, sèx. -Not recommended for younger audiences- hope y’all enjoy

[age gap][sweet first love] The day after New Year’s, Nian Yuyu, entering her birth year, seemed to be possessed by the spirit of bad luck. First, she sprained her ankle at home, then accidentally registered with the orthopedic surgeon known as the "hospital's prize bloom" Chu You, and soon after due to a tailbone fracture, she met Chu You again. By the time she was hospitalized for a left arm fracture, Nian Yuyu was labeled as an "ardent pursuer of the unattainable beauty." Bewildered by suddenly becoming someone’s passionate pursuer, Nian Yuyu “......” I'm not! I didn't! Stop spreading rumors! Chu. High-class flower. You: “Oh, I believe you!” -- After they got together, Nian Yuyu, feeling guilty, strongly requested a secret relationship. Chu You agreed with a straight face, then immediately announced their relationship in his circle of friends, exposing their affair. The onlookers were excited and shouting: “We knew you guys were sneaking around all along!” -- For Chu You, Nian Yuyu was like a ray of light piercing through the darkness, bringing fresh sprouts to his barren heart. To Nian Yuyu: The moment you appeared, I was willing to pluck myself and deliver me to your hands! ——By Chu You -- It’s just a slightly humorous and heartwarming sweet treat, welcome to fall into the pit!

"No, i want to stay!" Melody demanded. I flickered my mana stronger, "this leaves me no choice Melody." Tear runs across my cheeks. "I love you. But you don't belong here." . . . . . . . . Melody one day woke up in another world. A world full of extraordinary creatures. She finds herself stuck inside an old caslte. Her company was only a dragon and a mysterious demon. This Demon's stone cold heart melted by Melody's presence. She wants to know more about this demon. A sudden war then occurred, they discovered things they shouldn't have. Will they overcome and survive?

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"Conquer the Universe! I shall reign all beings with Darkness~!" Daydreaming, Uzziah ascends to Immortality. And who knew that he would be killed at the same time? For real? No! Reincarnated to a new body, The 17th Great Cult Leader, Uzziah, shall rise once again! Wait- There's no magic in these world?!! Devastated, Uzziah spends 3 years living a "normal" life. Could he still become a God? Suddenly a screen pop out... [ System: ] [ Do you want to be a God? Become a Super star! ] Uzziah: Superstar? I refuse! System: Σ(ﾟДﾟ；) nani?!

About a boy named Shōta Yamada who is known for his lacking abilities to make friends, encounters back with his beautiful childhood friend. Desperately to ignore them, born a quarrel love-story between a stubborn boy trying not to fall in love with his childhood crush! [This work is specifically owned by Tsukishiro the Author of this work. If you have any Business Questions, you can contact me through Discord]

Patuhi syarat membaca. 1. Mengandung muatan dewasa (21+) yang belum cukup umur dilarang membaca. 2. Follow akun author / IG @dee.Meliana 3. Kasih like/vote dan komentar yang sopan dan membangun. G: Dark Romance. Dilarang mengcopy paste tulisan ini dalam bentuk apapun!!! Tindakan plagiatan akan saya proses secara hukum. BLURB: ========== Kasih dan pengakuan. Cinta dan nafsu. Gairah dan hasrat. Semua itu adalah bagian penuh pesona dalam setiap kisah yang terjalin dalam kehidupan manusia. Pria, wanita, tua, muda, kaya, miskin, semua lapisan golongan dalam bebagai macam warna mata dan kulit menginginkannya. Keinginan yang tanpa batas untuk memiliki berujung pada obsesi. Obsesi berujung pada kegilaan. Kau bisa melakukan apapun saat menjadi gila. MI VOLAS VIN Bahasa Esperanto yang berarti 'aku menginginkanmu'. Ucapan singkat itu lah yang selalu Leonardo bisikkan pada telinga Jasmine. Obsesi Kegilaan dan Hasrat Membuat Leonardo menginginkan wanita bernama Jasmine lebih dari apapun dan bagaimana pun caranya. Lelaki berbahaya namun tampan dan penuh gairah diperhadapkan dengan wanita biasa yang menyimpan sejuta pesona. Mampukah Leonardo melumpuhkan Jasmine? "Sampai tetes darah terakhir yang mengalir melalui pembuluh darahmu adalah milikku. Mi volas vin, Jasmine!" Leonardo berbisik panas pada telinga Jasmine, membuat tubuh Jasmine bergetar karena sensasinya. "Tidak, ini adalah hal yang salah, Leon!" seru Jasmine. (Mengandung unsur maju mundur atau plot twist, baca dengan penuh penghayatan ya Darling!) Cover bukan milik saya. (Cover is not mine, credit belong to owner) Terima kasih. Selamat membaca, Belle Ame.

He mistook her for his surrogate and she mistaken him as a rapist...... Ning Li, the sister of the wealthiest man in the world, known for her arrogance and black heart was actually a woman with an innocent heart. Six years ago, she wanted to give herself to her boyfriend and to create a surprise for him, she didn't tell him about it. She opened his room's door and was about to enter when she heard her best friend's moaning sound and her boyfriend's soft groan. 'Can someone tell her what was going on?' Her gentlemanly boyfriend and her cute and pitiful best friend were actually like this behind her back. 'Thank goodness I haven't give my virginity to him' She thought and left. But she went to a bar instead because she was sad about their betrayal and she get herself drunk. She went to her hotel's room and slept, forgetting to lock the door. ........ Qin Mo, a legendary figure in the business world, known for his otherworldly look and his ruthless temperament for the first time in his life actually made a mistake that night. He misheard a number....... ****** Three months later, Ning Li insisted on studying abroad and her brother tried his best to make her stay but she refused and six years later, she returned with her beautiful child star daughter and her cold and aloof son. Everyone was shocked. "Is this another Mary getting pregnant without touching a man?" This is a story about a man and a woman who came from the center of power and caught up in the middle of many schemes and conspiracies, once is a coincidence and twice is coincidences. But what if it happens more than twice....... then it is fate. SORRY, THIS NOVEL IS DROPPED FOREVER

It was said that Lu Zhi, the richest man in City A, had a wife whose medical skills were so good she could revive the dead! Lu Zhi said modestly, "It's not a big deal, but if she claims to be second, no one will dare to say they're first." It was also said that Mrs. Lu was a top-notch hacker whose methods were so ruthless that bad guys frequently begged her to let them off the hook !Lu Zhi smiled affectionately. "My wife is delicate and fragile. Those villains are just too weak." The audience all felt speechless. "You're making up nonsense. Don't you feel embarrassed?" Lu Zhi raised his brows. "Hmm? Does anybody have a problem with that? Please step forward." Mrs. Lu was calm and relaxed. "You all like gossiping so much. If you don't want to keep your tongue, you can donate it to me for research purposes." Everyone shivered in fear. "Please forgive us. We won't do it again."

If It's Us is a heartfelt and gripping story about love, redemption, and the courage it takes to face your fears. Set against a backdrop of personal struggles and professional ambitions, this story weaves together the lives of Maya Larson, Steven Stone, Levi Thompson, and Shonn Turner in ways that will keep you turning the pages. Maya Larson is back in her hometown after spending over two years in the UK, still haunted by the memory of catching her ex-boyfriend, Emmett Owen, cheating on her. Though she wants to avoid all reminders of her past, Maya's best friend Kira convinces her to attend their college reunion. There, Maya must confront not only her painful memories but also reconnect with Steven Stone, a former classmate who has secretly loved her for years. Steven, now a prominent figure at VISHO, one of the leading companies in the country, has always been protective of Maya. Seeing her again stirs up old feelings and unresolved emotions. As Maya navigates her way back into her old social circle and faces her ex, Steven's feelings come to the forefront, creating a tension-filled dynamic that is impossible to ignore. Meanwhile, Maya’s younger sister, Sara, unexpectedly befriends Shonn Turner, a quiet and reserved young man carrying the weight of a traumatic past. Shonn’s life has been marred by loss and a complicated relationship with his stepbrother, Levi Thompson, who is the CEO of VISHO. Sara's warmth and determination to break through Shonn's tough exterior bring light into his otherwise dark world, offering him a chance at healing and redemption. As Maya starts a new chapter by joining VISHO, she finds herself caught between the professional challenges of her new job and the emotional complexities of her relationships with Steven and Levi. Each step forward requires her to confront her deepest fears and vulnerabilities. If It's Us is a story about real people facing real issues, from heartbreak and betrayal to the daunting task of starting over. It’s about the messy, beautiful process of healing and the unexpected places we find love and support. Join Maya, Steven, Levi, and Shonn on their journey as they navigate the turbulent waters of their pasts to find hope and a brighter future. This is a tale that will resonate with anyone who has ever struggled to overcome their past, seek out love, and build a new life. Dive into If It's Us, and discover a world where the power of forgiveness and the strength of human connection can transform even the most broken hearts.

If you are a fan of the yandere genre, then you will enjoy the crazy and sick mind of the girl from hell! A girl named Hel discovers her murderous urges when she falls in love with Ulrich - a guy with golden curls. Her crazy mind will lead her into unimaginable situations, but in the end... was it all worth it?

the first time I saw you was in your sister's kitchen when you walked in,startling me. you were so intimidating,hostile and rude I had choked on the water in my mouth ,the glass cup slipped off cutting my feet. honestly back then I hadn't feel a tinge of pain because the the only thought that raced through my head was how to escape to my room I remember the day my mother had come to visit, bringing me new clothes and a pyjamas with many buttons...the buttons that would later be flung scattered on the floor because you had tugged at my pyjamas trying to kiss me...I pushed you away my entire being shocked ****** starting the semester by staying at her rich friends apartment 18 year old elizabeth Gilbert a college freshman, religious,studious and hardworking has her goal set in life; achive her dreams,and marry her beloved boyfriend. but no one seem to have told her this friend of hers has a certain bipolar,enigmatic and curt brother who is hell bent on testing her patience

[Webnovel Spirity Awards 2024] Tags- gender bender, cross dressing, body swaps, xianxia. According to legend, in order to have tremendous power, Hou Mingyue of the Moon demon tribe became an emotionless monster. But that wasn't enough power to satisfy him. He wanted to gain the Glazed Fire, which could only be gained through true love. Because he couldn't feel any emotions, he wasn't able to find true love. when he finds Cheng Honglian, the fairy of sadness, but she isn't interested in him. So he led an army of demon realms to devastation. The three realms were in grave danger. To save the world and Hou Mingyue and his army, Cheng Honglian sacrificed herself to seal them in the mystery island along with their memories of the past. Cheng Honglian got reincarnated as the fairy of the Dream Pavilion of the Heavenly Realm. And again, fate brought them together when the heavenly emperor sent Naihua to the mystery island to obtain the 'Astral Blossom Flower'. Without knowing anything about the past, Naihua started to grow feelings for the demon king.  How will they end up in the end? ======== [Benefits of adding this to your collection] -2.2k words per chapter the story. -Consistent daily updates for you all! -Update 1 chapters every day. ======== -GMT+8 Find me in other social platforms. Instagram - Author_GuYueJiRen Facebook - Lanhua Discord - Guyuejiren

Daymond, someone that was reborn into another world out of coincidence or is it?... Watch how Daymond confront his challenging future and grow to a someone so incredible ______________________________________________________________________ Hello, my name is coffey and I just made this novel. I'm still new to this so any helpful feedback are welcome :]

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