Sexy Farts

Sam Sanderson is envied by many for his job, however he himself didn't seem to like it much. Due to his expertise in nanotechnology he was tasked with monitoring the state of the Valkyries, humanity's strongest weapons which all just happen to be made in the form of gorgeous females. Forbidden from even touching any of them, Sam spends his days in agony, watching flowers within his grasp yet out of it at the same time.. All of that seemed to change one day.  His luck receives a massive boost, but with it comes new dangers, more responsibilities, and conspiracies knocking on his door one after the other. Finding himself diving head first into an inter-dimensional mess, Sam realizes that sleeping with sexy robots was the least of his concerns. ====================== Royal Road Check out my other works! On [Webnovel]: Maids VS Apocalypse.

What the hell ? I got reincarnated in another world. [Choose class] [Monster Or Human Class ?] Monster Class. [Mind Flare] Yeah i choose Mind Flare. I shall Hypnotize my MILF step-mother with huge butt and her three daughters for my use. wtf!!?? Ogre girls with sexy bodies and huge breasts, i won't miss that one. "get naked and bend down, girl." "yes, master." Wait ? this beast girl have 6 breasts and everyone hates it bro why ? this is heaven. Those who come in my way will kill themselves as they look in my eyes and all the females who deny me shall receive my holy seed even without their consent. [Grammar Until Chapter 115 is not that good... but it's worth the read. After that it's all good.] [Cover isn't mine, contact me to take it down.] [Note: EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS NOVEL IS ABOVE 18+ AND THEY ARE LEGALLY ADULTS ACCORDINGLY TO THE WORLD'S RULES THAT THIS STORY IS BASED ON.] [Discord: https://discord.gg/wEMdgmkt9Q]

After putting a suggestion to add a mercenary in a bad Murim novel he read, Leo would finish a mission with his NPCs before sleeping. Or so he planned. For some reason, he was transported into the said novel as the extra mercenary added by the author. His loyal NPCs, a yandere secretary, a happy-go-lucky assassin, a sexy puppeteer, and two weapon maniac guys start to become sentient. He lead his mercenary band 'Hallowed Insects' toward an an unprecedented future in a Murim most turbulent era while enjoying his time. Fortunately, they still have their futuristic equipment with them. Tang Clan have a Poison Dagger, they have a Photon Sword. Shaolin Sect has a Qi Blast, they have a Railgun. And of course... "How much are you willing to pay to employ us? By the way, Demon Sect pay us 50,000 Golds to join their side in the upcoming war." ... he always sided with the highest bidder. === Warning: Story with R18 element

[Disclaimer: All actions and events depicted in this book are entirely fictional and are created solely for storytelling purposes. I do not condone or endorse any form of nonconsensual intimacy, underage relationships, or violent acts of any kind. This book is strictly intended for mature audiences aged 18 and above. Even if you meet the age requirement, I strongly advise exercising caution before reading, as the themes and content may challenge or influence your perspective in unexpected ways. Reader discretion is strongly advised.] **——————————***——————————** Rigel, the eldest son of a marquis, is seen as incompetent by society and his sister, though his parents shower him with love. On his 18th birthday, he suddenly recalls his past life and gains a cheat skill called—[Rape]. With this newfound power and knowledge, Rigel decides to use his noble powers and cheat skill to enjoy a life full of raping top-class sexy beauties! Let's follow Rigel's journey, as he bounces from one milker to another and from one hole to another.....

[Welcome to doom's day] "Sup nerd!" I heard a deep sexy voice behind me, making me turn to face the one and only heartthrob of our school. "Hey! I'm not a nerd!" I retorted back feeling my cheeks turn red in annoyance. "Really?" He asked with a mocking tone and an annoying smirk. - June Evans a senior year high school student who had a huge crush on her supposed trouble maker for a very long time. Alexander Stone, handsome young hunk who seek every opportunity to disturb the only girl he had his eyes on. What will happen when they decide to open up and face their long time crush? When the villain comes to disrupt something wonderful. Look out for the supporting characters also. We're all in for one heck of a crush ride.

Gu Shan had always been into girls. Being a lucky guy,he was handsome,rich, intelligent and most importantly had a girlfriend of his choice. His first misfortune in his life was finding his girlfriend in bed with another man. Out of anger he allowed himself to explore something else by getting involved sexually with Li Yunxi the same man his girlfriend had cheated with. What was supposed to be one time thing with no strings attached developed into something lasting and truthful when fate brought Gu Shan and Li Yunxi together . ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Yunxi...um,"Gu Shan moaned gasping for breath. "I prefer it when you call me Yunxi gege,"Li Yunxi spoke lowering his voice to a sexy timbre dragging the syllables sexily. "When did you become so bossy?"Gu Shan teased him. "Call me Yunxi gege,"Li Yunxi insisted in his sexy voice. "Okay as you wish. Yunxi gege,"Gu Shan said sexily,his cheeks flushed red with embarrassment but Li Yunxi could barely notice it in the dimly lit background. Gu Shan still couldn't believe he would submit to another man and be completely smitten with him.

Liam Wayne is a kind, caring and easygoing guy who is considered ugly, a weakling and doesn’t fit in with the societal beauty standards and is usually trampled upon by his mates, friends and peers. His whole world comes crashing down when his beloved boyfriend breaks his trust by cheating on him with his supposed best friend on their anniversary. Heartbroken, frustrated, rejected and emotionally downcast, Liam decides to end it all by committing suicide but somehow activates another realm where he finds himself at the mercy of three hot, sexy and handsome men who claims that he is not just a regular man but an omega and their mate. Liam tries to navigate his way back to his world but with a bet in place to win him over to their side, the three royal princes will do everything in their power to make him theirs. Each of them will stop at nothing to make sure that he ends up with one of them whether the prophecy allows or forbids it and by any means necessary. Will Liam give up his plan of going back to his world or will he give in to the mating bond he shares with all three of them?

Lestes was a peak cultivator, fall in deep sleep after a battle when he woke up he found that, his opponent soul in his last battle, nine headed serpent soul, which he sealed in his soul has started affecting his own thinking, which tern him into a lecherous, lustful person to not go astray and not affecting his Dao Lestes Decided to peak few maid, to have sex with them and satisfy his lust. he will take many maid and going to have a lots of sex along in his journey to in return to his previous peak. fuck his new maid which he peaked in forest. fuck city lord sexy daughter fuck Lin clan sexy princess fuck gorgeous phoenix maiden

A world where taming monsters is the mainstream to survive. Cloud, an orphan from the slums, suddenly recovered his memories of a previous life. A man living on modern Earth, and an avid fan of sexy monster girls. Running away from the constraints of his current life and starting anew, he decided to throw away his name and live as just "Will". Join Will on his journey to pursue strength that will not bow to anyone. With support from his army of sexy and dangerous monster girls!

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

After getting her heart broken by her boyfriend who cheated on her with her best friend, Camille decides to shut her heart and never trust men again. To distract herself from the heartbreak, she goes to a club with her friend. All she needs is someone who will only distract her from everything.Niklaus McDonalds is just the perfect person she needs. Though his personality is nothing to write home about but he's sexy, incredibly handsome and a renowned player who is known to never sleep with the same girl twice. He has never been involved in a relationship and never planned to either. Niklaus has slept with so women in his life and he doesn't expect Camille to be anything more than a hookup but what could happen when they meet again and he has to play as her fake boyfriend?

Are you tired of reading about super powerful MC? Well how about Super powerful parents of the MC? Let me take you on a journey to learn more about the MC’s parents and how they deal with having such a bizarre powerful child. Their excitement, their sadness, their anger, and their joy. You’ll experience it with them, and did I mention some sweet sexy moments will be shown?

Leonar is a compulsive gambler, now in debt up to his neck. The worst part? Even though his ability reactivated the moment he entered a dungeon, he can't use it in his world’s casinos because they don’t allow Awakened. His ability is a special trait in his eyes that lets him see probabilities as green, yellow, or red. Yet he finds an opportunity to use it... in the most dangerous casino ever known. But there, he saw a color he’d never seen before on an item among the casino's prizes. Gold. Though he never imagined he’d become the hunter destined to protect the world—with several sexy yet insufferable ego-weapons. "Damn it, can’t you all be quiet for one second? I finally know what to do!" "But it was Eleonora who started it!" "No, you did!" "Ladies… we’re in the middle of a battle… calm down… you’re going to get Leonar killed!"

For Jamie Vayne, life could be better, but he’s not complaining. His career as a musician might not be on the fast track, and he still has to work to earn a paycheck, but his following on a particular platform for the naughty eye in search of the sexy guy is on the rise, and his hookup success nears one hundred percent in terms of both sides’ satisfaction. Life is far from a straight line, and certain enticing curves are to be expected. Less expected is having a curve ball thrown at him by no other than the Sunny Hill gossip rag, Xpress. A weirdo who loves dressing up now follows him around, ruining his chances to score, and the next thing he knows, his failures are displayed in bold letters for all the campus’s entertainment. Jamie loves a challenge. He’ll catch Xpress, and when he does... That’s what this story is about.

The mistress business is a way of life for a specific group of women. One important thing is that it's not a low threshold industry—you need deep experience and a ruthless touch. A lot of folks think of me as the top dog in this game. All I can say is, if you've been through what I have, you'd be just like me...

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

After ten years, Markos Moreno returns to Italy. A multi-billionaire magnate, sexy as sin and cocky as hell. Swearing revenge on Hayden family, destroying everything with only one aim. Markos vowed to make Valeria Hayden come back crawling to him on her knees. Stripped of her wealthy status to a nobody, Valeria walks up to Markos’ office. Exactly how Markos played his game. All Valeria wants from him is forgive her for what happened. However, Markos desires something else, to break her. Whereas, Valeria is determined to tame and seduce him, snatching her business back. An old flame burns twice. Thrice if she’s Valeria Hayden!

"I am going to be the greatest magician in the country!" he proudly proclaimed when he joined the Royal Academy of Magic. But now, more than ten years later, underpaid and overworked as a government employee at the Bureau of Magical Affairs, stationed in a town at the outskirts of the country and almost 30, he has nothing to show for it. And to top it all off, he’s had to deal with his annoying (ex)upperclassman refusing to stop pestering him. One day, while sitting at his cubicle, said senior walked up to him… Upperclassman: Are you a vending machine? Because you look like a snack Him: “…” Was he… trying to flirt with him...?! Upperclassman: Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living? Him: ??? Upperclassman: Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Him: !!!

“Sign in successful. Congratulations host for obtaining a chaos immortal physique.” “Sign in successful. Congratulations host for obtaining the ancient double pupil.” “Sign in successful. Congratulations host for obtaining 10 billion high-grade spirit stones.” “Sign in successful. Congratulations host for obtaining the favourite undergarments of the frost empress.” Looking at the sexy red colour panties in his hand, Su Xuan was simply helpless at his own system. My system is too generous! The other main character always needs to work hard to gain something, but Su Xuan just needs to sign in every day to get various resources! “I'm sorry for the original protagonist in this novel, but it looks like this young master is going to become immortal first! jie jie jie”. AUTHORS NOTE: This is my first novel and I'm just writing this for fun. sorry if there’s so many error (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠).

This is the story of an artist name AANYA Handsome and sexy actor RIVAN, Kavya and Hardik . Aanya and Rivan are childhood friends there bond is so strong that no body can break but what happened that the bond they had got broked?

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

25 year old Aya Claire has always loved helping people, which is why she became a Therapist. She has several clients, but none of them draw her in like the handsomely broken Declan Isaacs does. Now 26 years old, Declan Isaacs is still learning to cope with past trauma. After his old Therapist passes away, he is referred to a new a Therapist, who just so happens to catch his attention. **** Can Aya resist the forbidden and undeniable attraction she feels towards her client, all while trying to teach him how to cope with his past trauma? Will Declan ever be able to eradicate the ghosts of his past that continuously haunt him? Find out in this sexy forbidden love story when Aya and Declan encounter one another.

Cecily était une fille maigre sans amis. Pourtant, comme toutes les autres filles, elle aspirait au véritable amour. Elle avait toujours eu le béguin pour Robert, le fils de l'Alpha de leur Meute. Cependant, pour son dix-huitième anniversaire, elle découvrit que Robert était son Âme Soeur ! Avant qu'elle ne puisse l'enlacer d'excitation, Robert avait déjà repoussé sa main comme un détritus. « Tu ne deviendras pas mon Âme Soeur. Fais comme si rien ne s'était passé aujourd'hui. Pars et garde ta langue. Ne dis rien que tu ne devrais pas dire ! » Robert reluquait publiquement la sexy et belle blonde Alison lors de leur remise des diplômes au lycée. Le voyage de fin d'études transforma Cecily, la rendant plus forte, plus confiante, plus éclatante, et plus belle et sexy. De plus, Robert, qui l'a retrouvée sur le campus de son collège plus tard, commença à la poursuivre. « Tu devrais être ma Luna. Désormais, nous vivrons ensemble. Nous aurons beaucoup d'enfants. Ils seront en bonne santé et intelligents. » Les yeux de Robert étaient remplis de luxure. Les assiduités de Robert rendaient Cecily dégoûtée et nauséeuse ! Comme Cecily ne pouvait se protéger de Robert en raison de la différence de force, Michael apparut. « Tes actions te rendent indigne en tant qu'Alpha. » Michael regardait Robert avec dédain. Lors de l'intronisation de Robert en tant qu'Alpha, Cecily ne pouvait plus tolérer ses assiduités. « Moi, Cecily Levin, je rejette Robert Paslo en tant qu'âme soeur. » Quand Robert était furieux et souffrant, voulant blesser Cecily, Michael réapparut ! « Cecily était l'Âme Soeur arrangée par la Déesse de la Lune pour moi. » Michael regardait Cecily doucement. « Quiconque ose la toucher manque de respect à la famille royale. »

Jason had thought about punching a Shil’vati. Who hadn’t? Not only had the aliens conquered Earth with almost trivial ease, the seven-foot purple amazons also had the audacity to start running the planet better than Humanity ever had. He'd never do it though. He was a reasonable guy, just trying to get by under his new feminine overlords. Wasn't he?

Camila died and got transported to another world with her SSR character, skills and weapons.