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Damark was just like everyone working hard to earn money and living a livelihood. But something happened in the whole world that changed it completely. A new phenomenon that people started experiencing which made their heart beat extremely slowly making them unconscious. But why? Someone or Something is interfering with the reality, changing and bending it. Everyone who is reading is affected. No one can escape it. What is it ? ........

Broken World is a four part series. Volume 01 focuses on the introduction and history of the characters involved. A town called Kowareta Sekai Island is an island with regular abnormalities. An island where odd is normal and normal is weak. A young boy, Felix Fletcher, finds this extremely convenient after he returns from a Juvenile Correctional Centre. His mission? To escape this island. However, with assassins and war clans after him, this becomes quite the hassle. What will unfold as Felix draws closer to his goal?

Disasters descended one after another, like updates in a game: Rampant virus (Completed), Magnetic storms (Completed), Extreme cold catastrophe (Completed), Torrential floods (Completed), Scorching heat waves (In progress).

The unbeatable young master makes his return to the city. "Hello, Principal, I'm your fiancé..."

If you knew, this world has a realm of light and darkness, and there were two of you... -- Countless wonders, all in "Extreme Alert"! Written by Mo Wu, guaranteed to be of high quality. Feel free to dive in!

In the 1960s, resources were extremely scarce. Thankfully, she had a personal space filled with supplies, ensuring she never lacked for food and clothing.

Talismans are a part of cultivation and what a better way to get into cultivating than to have the three top sects send talismans around. The "good" sect sends a talisman to make someone extremely beautiful. The "bad" sect sends a talisman to make everything around the person turn into a death sentence. The "neutral" sect sends a talisman of amplification by accident. What happens to a woman who has just gotten pregnant? Everything hits her belly. Join in as Rex who is in the fourth mortal realm gets a second chance to cultivate.

This novel is also known as Supreme Vision Master. The 24th-century supreme pupil teacher once crossed and became the genius lady who was abolished in the inferior small country town of Guohoufu! Xiu was abolished, his eyes were blind, and his family status was taken away. Luo Qingtong slightly sneered with a pair of blood pupils: Come here! Sister teaches you to be human! A pair of blood pupils, proud in the world! Jianbao perspective, medicine and defense, everything! Soul and Wu Shuangxiu, device and medicine double, Royal Beast Array … She used her whole life to explain what the Supreme Masterpiece is. It’s just that I never expected to provoke a person who is more peerless than her, and you will run after me, and you will kill me.

Read to see how Damon Merula formerly John rides on the coattails of religion and pseudo religious extremism to carry out his goal.

He died. Reincarnated in a extremely erotically fantasized world filled with bunch of overpowered cultivators. Got an overpowered system. Has a working brain! Wants to conquer the whole universe now!

Marisa never expected that she would bump into a wild party when she went for skin diving, let alone meeting an extremely handsome alien with whom she would fall in love and fight against the galaxy.

Zhen Bao was the village belle in the gully village. Fu Mingshi suddenly appeared in a suit and leather shoes, claiming to be her childhood betrothed groom. Zhen Bao was a little confused and went with him to the big city, only to find out that this slender-waisted and long-legged groom-to-be was extremely, extremely rich! Reading tips: 1. The heroine has off the charts affinity with animals. 2. Tall, cold business elite & sweet veterinarian beauty, sweetness all the way! 3. Also known as “You Are My Destiny or Married To a Millionaire"

Moulded from rot and souls, Loimos is born as an undead, as a skeleton. An undead linked to the weakest category of its kind, yet, he has something no other of the dead have. He is pure. Follow the journey of Loimos as he fulfils his duty and hunts down the living with extreme prejudice and faces off with the hypocrisy of those who live in death. In a world thriving with life, magic and heroes, he stands as the solution and its end.

Lennok was supposed to be a video game character, so giving him a dying body in exchange for extreme magical prowess felt reasonable. However, when the creator wakes up inside Lennok's body, it doesn't feel like a game anymore! His life in the game is unbearable until he discovers the mysterious drug Vyper, which gives him the strength to wield his magic to its full potential. As Lennok walks a fine line with the drug that could save or destroy him, can he find a way to survive in this new world?

The astronauts who were captured by magical creatures were extremely surprised and shocked at how they would be used...

Kei Iwai is a freshman high schooler. He lives only with his mother living what he calls an extremely normal life, perfect for an ordinary guy like him, although he has a secret about his family, and who knows, maybe his family is keeping secrets from him too...

Under the white moonlight, In a world familiar and unfamiliar We travel. What adventure awaits us? Struggling with a mind that knows no limits, we walk together towards dangers. Come into the world with confidence, strengthen your resolve and raise your sword high. Standing proudly against hardships — With perseverance that knows no bounds, We explore this mysterious world. Our world is a place where the strongest rise, The most extreme, the most insane! Where all the secrets of hypocrisy and lies are destroyed, The curtain is revealed to the nature of humanity in its most beautiful form!

There is None Like Me no matter when, where or how you search you will fined that There’s None Like Me. After fighting for a world that is at the brink of destruction Shane was betrayed by his very own teammates. Humanity leaders have chosen to make him a scapegoat to an experiment gone wrong on their end. A leader who everyone looked up to was betrayed because they feared his power and what it entails. Shane was no doubt the strongest being on  planet earth. Stranded on mars he had to fight the demon lord by himself. This led to his death. Seeing that he wasn’t going to make it he had no choice but to just embrace his own death.  In a distant world separated by 15 realms a boy awoke from an assassination attempt on his life in the night. After meeting a goddess Shane was given a chance to reincarnate in Middle World with a new life as the son of a duke.  Shane has now decided that he would now live a peaceful life but will he ever be peaceful in a world teeming with schemes from heretics and challenges that would make you wonder if Shane can live up to the title of this story. So let’s roll. [Subordinate summon card SSS rank] “Ding congratulation host for awakening your Class Necromancy-SSS RANK“ “Ding Congratulated host for unlocking the bloodline $&$#$&#&&.” Shane: […] Shane: fck, a heretic class am fk. Fk you system and what the hell is up with this bloodline.

As an orphan, Jared Hale had no one to rely on except himself. His poor status made him the center of mockery in his circle of classmates in his Academy days. He worked in a small store to sustain himself as he attended the Academy. Even though he struggles to survive on his own, he studies hard and maintains his grades without failing, and he's able to graduate without fail. But life is not as easy as it sounds. He still struggles even after years. But just when he was about to give up, a blessing struck down on him as the System recognized him as a host. Now Jared has a generous Money-Maker System. He is out to splurge on his wealth as he pleases and gets revenge on the people from his past.

Mc is a teenager who transmigrated from the earth. Weak to strong.Karmic system. The strong female lead(s) which come later ( extremely limited harem not more than 2-3 ) Ruthless female lead. Note R 18 comes late Note cover from Japanese anime Tokyo ghoul Note: slow release rate, will increase by August. Consider supporting here :www.patreon.com/Little_Dragon0_0

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

I died once but now with this Second life i shall fully explore all thats available to me in this new world. it seems my luck is not bad on my second life after all. Born in an OP family check. Extremely Rich Parents Check. Ridiculously Powerful Magics Check. Extremely Crazy Magical Tech Check. "What you Say I am average. I will have you know You have a single mana core cause that's all you could get i have a billlion because that's all there was to get." "What you wanna have my babies, heh well get in line" "What do you mean It's impossible to create high spells within seconds i just did now" "Okay This is getting too much, you should give up y'know even nukes Don't work on me. What Don't believe me well guess what i have" I am going for 6-7 Chapters per week. Hopefully i can keep it up.

Imagine waking up to get a system that can transform you into four different beings. Being a killer in his former life , Lytham now Prince Vin is determined to be greater and with a hybrid system it feels extremely possible but who will expect that the journey of the hybrid system is more dangerous and the surrounding of the world is more deadly. Vin has four basic tasks; 1. Be the king. 2. Find love 3. Protect his loved ones and nation 4. Most of all, killer the killer of his mother, Dores wolf

I was nothing but a push over. I work tirelessly for days to create something of my own only to have it ripped from me and not get any credit of my own. But who would have thought that I would get a second chance to not only start over but to also continue to create my endless desires. This is me from a push over to a walking calamity. This is me a man with the will not be broken. This is me for I am all you seek,all you have known. I am HIM and HIM is me I I am CREATION. WSA. This book is different from all the books on WebNovel, a first person view. let’s take a dive in the front seat and let your imagination take over this character.

Vanessa is a high school girl with extremely bad grades. So, her mother finds a tuition teacher Edward Smith - a handsome and rich teacher. She flirts with him in order to escape his lectures but the teacher has dirty games to play with her. ________________ "Every relationship needs a little chemistry.," said my Chemistry teacher.

At the press conference, reporters bombarded Chen Xing with questions. "Can you explain how someone as young as you clinched the championship? We heard accusations from other contestants that you've been cheating? Is that true?" Chen Xing shoved the microphone that was pushed up to his nose away, his face filled with annoyance, "I want to state again very seriously that I haven't cheated!" As his words ended, Chen Xing waved his hand and summoned a behemoth that blotted out the sky, then jumped onto its back. "Damn it, I can't stand this anymore. Just because I raised them well, they say I cheated? My crocodile accidentally ate a demon, and that's cheating?"

(End of the World + Rebirth + Space + Stockpiling Supplies) Suddenly, natural disasters hit and the world changed drastically. First, it was extreme heat, then extreme cold, followed by earthquakes, thick fog, eternal night, and acid rain. Liu Ruyan, who had struggled to survive alone in the apocalypse for ten years, finally died in the pouring acid rain. When she opened her eyes again, Liu Ruyan found that she had been reborn, and there were still three months before the apocalypse. After discovering a huge portable space in her family heirloom, Liu Ruyan set herself the first small goal after rebirth - spending 2.1 billion yuan to fill the space with supplies! From then on, Liu Ruyan started the stockpiling mode. Rice, flour, cooking oil and salt? Buy! Chickens, ducks, fish and meat? Buy! Clothes, hats, shoes and socks? Buy! Dried meat, chicken feet, mini hot pots, potato chips, spicy strips, and luosifen, none can be missed! (A survival story in the apocalypse, the male lead will be absolutely unexpected!)

Kim Ji An is anything but normal. She is extremely smart, beautiful, and mature. She loves fashion and she knows fashion. She needs to start her own business, but there are 3 problems. Number one she is only 14. Number two she doesn't have money. Number three her school. So will fate be by her side.

Li Jing had transmigrated, finding himself in a modern world where everyone practiced cultivation. Everything here relied on the Spiritual Qi obtained from personal cultivation. Without family or money, and utterly clueless about how to cultivate, life was extremely difficult. However, things changed when Li Jing walked into a Soul Chicken Store and discovered that he could see the health bars of the spirit chickens... (The worldview in this story is completely fictional, so do take it with a grain of salt.)

Liang Sheng transmigrated into the alternate world, starting off with the talent "Dull Cultivator". A "Dull Cultivator" referred to someone with a sincere heart, unyielding perseverance, and extremely slow cultivation speed. There was no bottleneck in his cultivation. But what did it matter if there was no bottleneck in his cultivation? Having an extremely slow cultivation speed made everything difficult. However, when he reached the ninth realm of Profound Eternity and broke through to the tenth realm, extending his lifespan by twenty years, he suddenly realized that this was the true meaning of "no bottleneck in cultivation". Any cultivation method could be pushed to its limits and be continuously cultivated. Since that was the case, if one method of cultivating longevity was not enough, then he would practice ten methods! If ten methods were not enough, then he would practice twenty! In short, he wanted to achieve immortality!