Scummy Bandman Bocchi

Good and bad luck has followed Zach ever since he was five. Poor guy. His life has been far from the sweet and peaceful paradise one might expect of the youngest son of one of only four dukes in a great Empire. But a little more excitement than expected doesn't stop him from pursuing his dreams of summoning, and perhaps his luck is finally turning once he manages to summon something great. Armed with maids, a scummy gift of luck, and a strong will, Zach sets out to live life as he pleases, even to the annoyance of those around him. First stop: The Academy.

In her last life, she was naive and kind, mistakenly trusting her bestie and boyfriend, and was ultimately designed by them to sell her to the north of Myanmar to become a ‘tool’ of a fraud gang. In the countless times of torture and despair, she died with hatred, vowing to make the betrayer pay before she died. Once reborn, she returned to the day her fate turned! With memories of her previous life and deep hatred, she carefully laid traps from behind the scenes, introducing the scummy man and hypocritical best friend into the abyss step by step. She, too, cleverly gained the trust of the police as a victim and helped dismantle an entire cross-border fraud gang in a thrilling manhunt. In this life, she will no longer be a pawn to be manipulated, but a person who controls her destiny!

Fighting monsters, getting loot, buying cozy clothes? All Fiona needed was her friends, fun times, and hobbies! Fiona Swiftheart was the hero of Fiefdala. She banished the evil dragon lord to the swampy wastelands, and returned to the capital of the kingdom she saved--and then got taxed for the loot she took from the oversized lizard?! Too bad that no one told her the King went on a long-term vacation, before she got back. He put his scummy son on the throne, who decided cuteness and heroics weren't cool! Faced with either jail or paying up, Fiona traded in huge swords, armor, and the adventuring life to don a business suit and opened a merchant store, to try to sell off stuff that no one could possibly afford to buy! Except when she got her merchant license, she signed up for more than she bargained for! At least her business degree from her previous life wouldn’t be wasted. Join Fiona as she pursues a smaller life, builds hobbies, and makes friends who aren't dead set on fighting the next great villain at the drop of a hat! And pays taxes. She hates taxes. More than lawyers or lawmen. What’re you buying?! * A fantasy slice-of-life story, light progression elements * Feel-good storytelling, with no ‘save the world’ plot. This is a lived-in world that she’s a part of, and doesn’t revolve around her. * No math, No LitRPG. Besides taxes. And that math hurts. * LGBT characters. If that isn’t your thing, no need to continue. * Content rating: PG-13. Some swearing, suggestive content, and comedic violence. **This content is owned by Magius Swiftscale, and is posted on RoyalRoad, Wattpad, Scribblehub, and advanced chapters on Patreon. If you see this story posted elsewhere it is theft of copyright; please send me a DM to notify me.

PS: ORIGINAL Don't Steal Please ^^ [ Warning: the story might have or not have romance but even so FL wont fall in love nor be in a relationship but if she does it will One-Sided where the FL doesn't fall in love ] !! Warning FL might be Cruel and Greedy if you don't want a scheming FL and instead a Kind FL pls leave!! After Abruptly getting killed by a Car Crash while replying to her Emails she is suddenly Transmigrated as the Abandoned Female Lead or the Big Bad Villainess 'Arella Flora' "Such a Pitiful..Villainess..But what does anything about this have to do with me!? Ah-! is this my Retribution for Greediness?!" Unreasonable Yandere Male Leads and Unreasonable Loyal Puppies/Male Lead: *Kills an Innocent Person for Choe Soo just because she looked at them* Plz Love Me ^^ Choe Soo: *Slaps* Go to Hell! You Lovesick Serial Killer! Bastard, Scummy Male Leads who only gets away with things only because they're hot: *Literally runs the Black-Market and sells people to Slavery and other bad stuff* What about me ^^? Choe Soo: *Kicks* Amitabha Buddha please Save Me!

IT'S FAST PACED! (But you will also experience slow moments but no slow chapters!) "Let's play pretend kissing, chu~" she said, and two seconds later, as I looked at the girl who had melted into a puddle, I realized. "I recognize that seductive face. Could it be that I am Ryker Yukline from "Stardom Academy!?" A sci-fi world, numerous of heroins, a scummy villain, whom I created for that world. Ryker Yukline is the antagonist who often hinders the protagonist from trying to win the heroines for the election. Not content with just obstructing the achievements of the protagonists, he also sets traps, and in the bad endings, he seduces and turns the heroines into submissive females. Naturally, Ryker faces every antagonist end, as in any heroine's route, destruction awaits him. "I don't want to be killed, so I'll just power...as a backup plan I will also try to curry favour from the main Heroins! And try to live without involving with the FL's." Despite my intentions, the heroines of the game keep coming closer. Um, wait, isn't she starting to look a bit... seductive? A story where the protagonist, who becomes the strongest through game knowledge, tries to casually curry some favours, only to end up seducing the heroines. Caution: This is a sci-fi based fast-paced novel, and to build world, backstory, and character trait, I have given a lot of info dump(kindly forgive) in early 3-5 chap! But the info will be really interesting and there will be story progression in the same chaps too! Please try it! A'sN: Saffron's not the real cousin sister of Ryker! :) And, it's harem :D and hopefully, not lust crazed just sweet and heartwarming!

Zhe Chouhen had been a hater of Daoist Panda's work since the start. Not because they were bad, but because the male leads are just the worst scums to their MCs. And these MCs just let these toxic gongs step all over them like a doormat! Daoist Panda became so annoyed by Zhe Chouhen's bashing that he turned into a system, and he transported his hater into his novels as the characters he hated. Zhe Chouhen cannot act OOC and must be scummy to survive! -------------- Panda: If you can make the MC or the readers fall in love with you without being a scum, I will let you go. Chouhen: How is that possible without getting OOC??? Panda: Figure it out yourself! ----------------- 1v1 Gong/Seme MC (Zhe Chouhen is the top) The system and Zhe Chouhen have a..... complicated relationship Smut, Angst, and Fluff.... you name it, we have it. And some very dark shit. I'm not kidding, there's some twisted stuff in here that might or might not give you nightmares, so trigger warnings applies. If you're a classic literature geek like me who loves gothic horrors like Jekyll and Hyde, Frankenstein, Dracula... This is for you. All the stories here a reimagined from classic literature. You know what? Lemme give you the list and what Zhe Chouhen's role would be in them: 1. Dante's Inferno (Supernatural)- A sorcerer obsessed with his stepbrother that he dragged him to hell with him (literally) 2. Picture of Dorian Gray (Modern Showbiz)- A mere painter with a friend who is a struggling actor that he painted and suddenly got famous.... but at what cost? 3. Frank and Stein (Historical Scifi)- A scientist that had created his own lover from the bodies of dead men.... and he seems to have other skeletons in his closet than literal ones. 4. Dracula (School Mystery)- A vampire who had come to conquer a school, taking back his prey that escaped from him. 5.Hamlet (Anthropomorphic)- A black-haired lion that plans to seduce the princess to take over the throne that is rightfully his, yet he took interest on the king's son and..... has a change of plans. 6. Phantom of the Opera (Paranormal)- A ghost had fallen in love with the star of the show, and plans to take control of his mind to become his and stay with him in the old theater forever. 7. The Great Gatsby (Omegaverse)- An Alpha CEO who was involved in a murder and was now being investigated by an Omega reporter that is too curious for his own good. 8. Jekyll and Hyde (Modern Sci-Fi)- A clone of the student campus' perfect prince, who had come to show him his hidden darkest desires. 9. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (Fantasy)- A 'loyal servant' who had always been following Lancelot and helping him in exploits.... Or does he really? 10. Journey to the West (Cultivation)- ??? 11. ??????? 12. ??????? Please consider voting with power stones so I can win the contest! -------------------- Updates at least 3 chapters a weak, time inconsistent as I have other books to write Please support my other books too! Top MC BLs: -QT: No to Bad Boys! Transmigrated as an Otome Side Character (World hopping, funny and sassy confused top x power bottom, mix of angst and fluff and of course, smut) - The Mafia Boy's Contract Marriage (crime drama, love-hate relationship, spicy) -Two Omegas Destroy the Worlds of Alphas (World hopping, face-slapping and revenge, formidable couple) Non-BL: Stone Mage: Revenge of the Villain System (Fantasy, manipulative and cunning villain MC that doesn't just murder everyone for no reason, mystery)

[COMPLETED] Volume 1: CASPAR THE ALCHEMIST The Alchemist clan leader was a 438-year-old womanizer who was never in love, until one day he met the only woman who was not impressed by his good looks and massive wealth. Fueled by rejection, he decided that he must have this woman no matter what. And for once in his life, he had to woo a woman. It was no easy feat because this woman only cared about working hard and making money. Volume 2 HE WAS THE MAN WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO What happened when an immortal didn't know that he was an immortal? He was born during WWII and after his 40th birthday, he realized that he still looked like he was in his twenties. Then, 60th, 80th, and 90th birthday came and he still looked like in his twenties...? So he thought, maybe... maybe he was a freak, a victim of some crazy human experimentation during Hitler time... He was a broken man who grew up hating humans. All he wanted to do was rule the world and decide who got to live. SHE WAS THE PRECIOUS DAUGHTER OF THE IMMORTAL ALCHEMIST CLAN LEADER. She was always in danger. Twice she was saved by a handsome young man with a scary dragon tattoo on his right chest. Years after the second rescue, she swore to find the man and make him marry her even though he was just a regular human! (Ssshh.... she didn't know he was not a regular human) What will happen when two immortals met and fell in love, each thinking that the other was a regular human? When one wanted to rule the world and destroy humankind, while the other was taught to be kind? THIS BOOK HAS 4 DIFFERENT STORIES. They are connected, but you can read them as standalone. 1. Caspar The Alchemist (chapter 1-252) 2. Aleksis & Prince Siegfried (chapter 253-579) 3. Secret Identity (chapter 580-856) 4. Side stories (chapter 857 - present) Volume 1 has fluffy romance, Volume 2 has action/adventure, Volume 3 has comedy READ MY OTHER BOOKS: - The King's Wife Is The Alpha's Mate - ONGOING - The Cursed Prince - COMPLETED - The Cursed King - COMPLETED - Finding Stardust - COMPLETED - The Prince Who Cannot Fall In Love - COMPLETED - Till Death Do Us Part - COMPLETED I DON'T DO SLOW BURNS. My stories NEVER have rape or overbearing/scummy male leads, so rest assured you won't find them here. They're all doting husbands who would either give you dog food every day.. or diabetes for being too sweet. BUY ME COFFEE? https://ko-fi.com/missrealitybites Discord server: bit.ly/missrealitybites

I opened my eyes and and unfamiliar ceiling greeted me. In a hurry , I jumped out of “my” bed and looked around, my eyes stopped at a mirror and I Was confused. I was not the same person I once was, my hair was pitch black, similar to my eyes and despite it not being anything unique, it matched my look greatly and I couldn’t help but admire myself… However, caught up in my thoughts, I failed to hear the ding sound in my head, I only noticed after it the screen appeared in front of me. [System activated, Gift Package rewarded for successful fusion]

To escape from a particularly scummy blind date, Xia Ling says “I like women!”. Who knew this would result in her family’s empress dowager having a massive misunderstanding and taking desperate measures. “Quit the blind dates.” Her mother demands. “En.” Xia Ling happily agrees, nodding enthusiastically. “I have no more hopes that you'll find a man on your own, so your future husband has been decided by me! All you have to do is show up on time when I tell you and sign the documents.” Her mother decrees. “Ah?!” Xia Ling screams. And so, Xia Ling puts on a disguise and goes undercover to scope out the future husband picked for her by the empress dowager.  But how shameless was this man?! Acting clueless while already having a girlfriend! And who will tell her who this man looking on in amusement is? What did he want and why was he always around her?! Zhou Weisheng was being idle with his friends when a small fellow came over and started acting weird and glaring at his friend. Who did this little ‘boy' think ‘he' was fooling? Anyone with eyes could tell ‘he’ was clearly a she. But who would have thought, the little fellow was the future wife his mother had arranged for him. She however, seemed to think that her fiance was his best friend. And so he decided to take a wait and see approach towards the matter.  The more he watched her foolish behaviour, the more interested he became. And thus started Mr. Zhou's road of wooing his wife.

Yamamura Michi, a typical everyday youth dies of mysterious circumstances which he could no longer remember. He gets a second chance at life as a Elven prince by the hand of mysterious God. While god has painted a pretty picture of upcoming life, Yamamura Michi comes to know he is an outcast prince whom shunned by all of the elven society. Only armed with basic knowledge of previous life he hopes to make most of his current circumstances. This is the journey of that outcast elven prince's rise to the top. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° This is my first novel, So please feel free to point any grammatical, lore errors and feel free to comment any suggestions you have. Don't expect extraordinary from the start. I hope(and try), I can become better as the novel progresses. Stick around and find out how this journey shapes up. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° My intention is to mainly focus on different aspects of kingdom building and I want it to be as realistic as possible. So, please, if anyone thinks something that shouldn't happen happened, do point it out. It will be greatly appreciated. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° This novel also has been posted to Scriblehub and RoyalRoad.

A rat, that is what I am. Well, to be exact I'm a man rat. an abomination of untold proportions, a deviant to the beauty of mother nature. Born to inhabit the dirtiest of sewers and the deepest of holes. To hide away beneath the dirt only leaving to hunt down some of the weaker prey.  That is the race I was born into. The weakest of the weak, a fetid and miserable group whose hatred for one another is only beaten by our immense dislike for Goblins. Those scummy little green trash.  But me, I am an outlier to this, an anomaly of sorts. For I was not born a brainless buffoon who can only feel hatred and hunger. I was born intelligent.

Tenji Yatogami, a 15-year-old high school student, might not be a genius like his remarkable sister, Kazuki, but he's about to embark on a journey at Tensai Academy, a prestigious school for the country's brightest minds. With Kazuki's unwavering support, he's achieved the impossible and secured a spot in this exclusive institution. However, beneath the surface of this prestigious academy lies a story of sibling love, hidden talents, and emotional scars. Kazuki, a genius artist with secrets of her own, uses her talents to support her family and protect her brother. Tenji, seemingly an average student, is far from ordinary. He hides a traumatic past that has left him scarred and emotionally unstable. He has two different faces, the friendly, well liked by everyone Tenji, and the Tenji who is hiding beneath the facade. The difference between how Tenji potrays himself in his conscious to the readers and the way characters see him in the story is day night. As new people who knows about his facade enters the story(Potential love interests). His hidden thoughts, secrets and feelings will be revealed. "Even Geniuses Have Trouble with Life" is a tale of personal growth, emotional resilience, and the power of connection. Through a captivating mix of slice-of-life, drama, and romance, the story explores the complexities of human nature, the weight of expectations, and the healing power of genuine relationships. This story will take readers on a journey through the lives of its compelling characters, revealing that even geniuses face struggles.

WARNING: NO LONGER UPDATING ON WEBNOVEL. THIS IS THE DRAFT VERSION. REVISION IS NOW ON WATTPAD AND CHRYSANTHEMUM GARDEN. In Neo's past life, he was a wicked man who schemed wickedly against those he shouldn’t have. It is what led to his eventual demise at the hands of those people. After dying and reincarnating into the modern world, he became a successful medical researcher in order to pay back all his wicked deeds. He died again from working too hard and is sent back to the beginning, before his schemes and wicked deeds offended the wrong people. This second chance might be his salvation. He must try his best to fix all that he’s ruined! It is said that the oldest Young Master of the Odum Family has become strange as of late. Perhaps he is plotting something? Aish, that scummy troublemaker better not be thinking of plotting against his younger brother again. Everyone, duck and cover! Don't want to be in the crossfire! Neo: Alright! My first order of business--repent for my sins! Neo's Sin-Filled Reputation Meter: Beyond Negative One-Hundred. The Scummy Troublemaker. Bastard. Whoreson. Trash. Worse-than-Trash. Neo: ............ Also on Wattpad and Chrysanthemum Garden Published on 4/5/20 Status: This story on Webnovel is the DRAFT and will no longer be updating. Official version is on Wattpad and Chrysanthemum Garden. Cover by Chaotic. You can check out their other works on Instagram @sg_chaotics!

Aiden couldn’t even come to terms with how he was dead before he found himself mercilessly shoved into the world of perhaps the worst crime novel the world could ever come across. And trust him, being the scummy villain didn’t make it any easier.

I looked around, accessing many guests with my eyes. They were too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, scummy, off putting…...a bad mix. "You know, a courtesan should never pick her clients." "L- Lady Andrella!" "I know that look you were giving. On top of being late, you want to pick your clients? What do you think you are?" "I'm sorry mistress" I bowed deeply. "Raise your head child. Don't show such weakness on the day of your debut" she put her fan under my chin. "Yes mistress" "Now, let me introduce you. Unlike you, the rest of the cohort has been properly introduced. Seriously, treating me like your mother ..."

BL (Boys love) story. Best friends to lovers. Background set in the interstellar. Rich family, blackened ML (top) X Genius, smart, exasperated MC (bottom) **There may be soft smut, and confinement/harm triggers, you have been warned.** "If I were a character in a romance novel, I know exactly what role I would be. Friend A, of the scummy obsessive male lead, the top, that kidnaps the sweet adorable bottom. How do I know? It's kind of happening already." Rowan only wants one thing: for his rich best friend Leon to calm the fuck down and stop kidnapping people and getting into trouble. However, no matter how hard he tries, stopping Leon is a nightmare, and it only gets worse as Leon's interest starts shifting to himself. If this continues, he might just end up tied up in his best friend's basement, without any of the steamy romance to boot. Just where will this all lead?

A Scummy NEET reads a weird email and finds himself transported to a black void. He is then offered the chance to live out the life he has always dreamed. after picking his first world and his character stats Lars is transported to the world of 2D. Using his knowledge of the plot and the system he gained as a player Lars sets out to conquer the multiple 2D worlds. Warning: The MC is not a hero, nor an anti-hero. He is a self centered, self serving, cynic, borderline sociopath who looks out for his own gain. If your looking for a loving, compassionate, hero of justice then I suggest you look elsewhere.

She is among the few people tasked to travel to different words to save them. In this world, she enters the body of a scummy sister that mistreats her brother. Her father is extremely rich and she is beautiful. The only problem is that her brother had the ability to destroy the world and it’s all for her. A/N; it will get very dark and very self destructive so if you get easily triggered, stay clear. I’ve been having this book in my notes on my phone for quite a while, I think I should put it up for once. I had intended for it to be short but it just kept growing so, read. After this grandma struggled and struggled. She finally figured out how this thing works. From now on, it will be a chapter per day until they get done.

[MATURE CONTENT] Claudia, a girl who loves fantasies, fairytales, and fantasizes a lot, materializes suddenly in a different world. To her, it is another dimension, world, and realm that she is dreaming about; and she’s probably still asleep in her bed, in her room. But the thing is, it isn’t a dream or something she imagined. It’s real.     Subsequently, she gets acquainted with the royal family of vampires: a sadistic firstborn, a gluttonous second born, and a scummy third born — the sons of the cheerful vampire king that rules Astoria; and then an ever so quiet werewolf, a cynical and short-tempered immortal human, a manipulative demon, and a brave, strong and daring witch. Claudia decides to stay in the world she has always dreamed of living in. A world where fairies, witches, vampires, zombies, demons! And other creatures she has never seen or heard about are existing.     Of course, she misses her home in Greenwich, Connecticut. And she loves her family as well as the next guy, but this is something she wants to experience. The supernatural. The extraordinary. The unbelievable.

A miracle doctor was exiled to an alternate savage world and forced to change his scummy ways! Yan Mo’s soul was transferred to another world after he had thoroughly offended God. He quickly understood how cruel the world he was in was. The reason he was hit unconscious by a primitive man and brought back to his home was to be that man’s winter food reserves. The tribe he was in was a super spartan primitive tribe, and the people here only respected two things: Combat power and fighting ability! The former was the fighting power in battles, the latter was… …… Examine illness? Chinese medicine? Drink those bitter sandy things? The hell is that? Are you trying to mu*der our tribe’s warrior? Die! Plant wheat? Raise pigs and chickens? We are warriors, not s*aves! Die! Teaching the women to make clothes and cook? Make them soap and perfume? F*ck, he’s actually seducing our women! Die! You’re a messenger of God? Here to lead us to a better life? Very well. We’ll give you one day, conquer all of our enemies, make them into sl*ves and bring them back. If you can’t, you’re dead! Yan Mo: “……”

Cale, a therapist, with little to no memories of his former life apart from his profesional skills as a profesional therapist with years of experience on the field, reincarnates on an Otome game, having no idea that is an Otome game. To make matters worse, he only recovers his memories on the moment his fiance, the kingdom's princess, cuts off their engagement due to how scummy he was. So, like a reasonable person, he takes a breath, and proceeds to do what he does best, and begins her threatment...in a world that has no idea what psychology or therapy even is. "I wonder if the concept even exists?" Read further, and please enjoy. __________________________ Just for your information, and to add some info about the author, I AM a clinical psychologist. Though I may have my bias, so, please take everything written here with a pich of salt. Also, english is not my mother lenguage, so please be patient.

In his past life, Jule was the young master of a wealthy family. He took pride in his grades and boasted his talents to the whole world, confident that his family's influence and his own intelligence would guide him to a successful future. When his father's company goes bankrupt and his family splits apart, Jule is forced away from his luxurious life and treasured home. With the spare change in his pockets, he buys a train ticket as his last travel resort. When Jule thought it couldn't get any worse, a notification from his web novel app proved him otherwise: his favorite novel - Clash of an Independent Sword - had been canceled. Then, the doors of the train split behind him, and Jule fell onto the rough railway track. Well, he thought he died. Transmigrated into a world and family so paralleled to his...except it wasn't. Jule, who (had tried to) had never hurt a fly (unless it was bothering him), was transmigrated into Clash of an Independent Sword as the annoying minor antagonist: Jule Valenti, the young master of the Valenti duchy - an aristocracy house which operated one of the best knights in the kingdom. Jule Valenti was a scummy, two-faced nuisance whose only purpose in COAIS was to make the protagonist's life harder. His first appearance was when he swapped Borealis' tournament invitation with a failed applicant because his younger sister happened to admire him. Determined to save his fate, Jule decided to befriend the novel's protagonist, Borealis Caskut by recruiting him into his duchy's knight order. Over months and years, they grew close, though Jule always wondered if their peaceful life would ever get interrupted when the main antagonist appears, or if Borealis were to realize that Jule had initially approached him with insincere intentions.

This story is on hold, if you want me to reboot it, then tell me. ---------------- Samuel Quetzal aka Human Trash Scum, is a special person. Special as in it is hard to find another within the nine realms that is as hated him. Due to unfortunate circumstances the protagonist Sam's personality was warped into one of a narcissistic scumbag that only cares for himself. The intensely hyper-realistic ultra-octane VRMMORPG game known as MIDGARD: EVE OF RAGNAROK was his second chance in life. Through the game Sam was able to rise from an unknown low-elo streamer into an infamous legend hated by millions. Unfortunately his luck was cut short when the game descended upon reality after 5 years of running. As death became something permanent, the teams of hunters hot on his trail became a way bigger problem then excepted. In this story Samuel will get a second chance to redo his life, exactly the same way he did it, but with the cheat of having future knowledge. Along his journey he will find new friends, a new family and even a new romance. Though he might never correct his scummy ways, even he will get a chance of getting his own twisted redemption. Join us on his journey to the top, as our MC cheats, deceives, backstabs and cons his way to the top while causing a little mayhem on the side. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Alternate version of Chapter 1: “Did you do it” “Yes” “What did it cost?” “URMOM LOL. She died, sorry about it chump.” “How fucking dare you!! Do you even understand the consequences!” “I missed the part where that’s my problem…” “That’s it milord! His insolence has no bounds. He should be executed at once!” “Gonna cry!” “You are being tried to death here! Please behave yourself” “Why so serious! Let me put a smi-” “Can u stop it with these one-liners and references, say something original for god’s sake” “Let me tell you a story-” “Nope, been there, done that, not original at all” “No U, asshole”