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Wings Of Deception

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!
The_handsome_fatty · 8.6K Views

I'm Building Schools at the End of the World

Hania Fill traveled inside the famous upgrading male protagonist doomsday novel, the one that he hates. He left many bad reviews in the comment section, becoming unimportant passersby with a nagging ball system, the Academic Life Achiever Infrastructure. It's supposed to be a good thing, but who would want to go to school at the end of the world? After three years of apocalypse, the slow-walking zombies turned into fast-eating monsters, and many monsters became stronger than before. Humanity is at a loss. Many men lost their wits, honor, pride, and principles in life. When some of them were about to become savages and beasts in this world, the news of an extraordinary school swept the world. What did you say about passing the entrance exams? After passing the school entrance exam, you can live in a dormitory with discounts or rent an apartment! Are you worried about your age, whether you are too young or too old? Anyone could enroll in many major and minor subjects. Are you afraid there's no food, water, or school supplies? On the campus, there's a cafeteria, food district, convenience store, and mall to hang out with. Hania Fill's advocacy at the end of the world is that, no matter what era you're in, knowledge is the best weapon. Go study hard and reach the pinnacle of life! An extra-little girlfriend appears in this original body, and the other is quite a fragrant little fool who doesn't want to study at all. This is not good, so he rolls up his sleeves and is ready to teach someone else. First, let's go inside the bedroom to coax the little girl and get out to read books! Even though the world is ending, the school class for today is not suspended!
LittleWifeofVAi · 1.9K Views

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Supreme Chef System: female ceo's ex husband become top chef,ceo,actor

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