Sexiest Farts

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS*

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

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Eve Windsor had suffered the heartbreak of two miscarriages in her three years of marriage with her cheating husband- Nathan Hathorne. Her loveless marriage led her to file a divorce after 3 years but her husband refused to sign it. Instead, he told her the truth behind their marriage that only shattered her heart. So, Eve decided to take on a solo trip to her hometown, not knowing a dark gaze was following her all along. Vincent Marotti. Heir to the notorious Marotti Empire, Vincent is a man trained to thrive in a world of darkness and deceit. What happens when her supposed solo trip turns into a sexiest, steamiest one night stand with him and she later discovers being pregnant with his child? As her heart begins to open once again, she faces the most difficult choice: to stay trapped in the gilded cage of her broken marriage, or risk everything for a future with Vincent—knowing full well that she could lose more than just her heart. In a world teeming with high-stakes power, betrayal, and deception, the most dangerous game is falling in love with the wrong man. But what if the wrong man feels like the only one who’s ever been right?

"I want you to tie me up and have your way with me." - Volume 1: Bourbon and Bad Decisions For thirty years, Adele has evaded men who she deemed unworthy of her heart and body as advised by her grandmother. However, there was nothing she could do when temptation came in the form of a sexy prince she was too drunk and high to remember if she had sex with. Elliot Grayson was the youngest prince of the British royal family. He was as handsome as he was mysterious and unbelievably misunderstood. The night before his ex-girlfriend's wedding, he consciously married a coldhearted beauty he met at his cousin's wedding in Las Vegas. She was by far the sexiest and most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He couldn't say no when she asked him to marry her in her drunken state. Elliot wasn't going to let her slip away, he was falling for her and was going to do whatever in his power to ensure she doesn't find out the truth about what really happened that night in Las Vegas. -------- {Please read the auxiliary chapter entitled, 'Never a Bride' before proceeding to the story} Check out my other novels: Blood Bound to Elias [Ongoing] Blood and Butterflies [Ongoing] Let's Connect: Instagram: dolly_.roma Discord: DollyRoma#7887 ***** The cover art does not belong to me; the rights go to the original owner!

Hey, Zoyaliciouz! Warning! This book contains mature contents! Add my Instagram account @zoyaalicia_dmitrovka Let's be friends! *** “Life is like a snowball. The more it rolls, the bigger it gets!” Kleiner Rutherford Stonevrustarios. Kleiner Rutherford Stonevrustariosーthe young master of the Stonevrustarios family, who inherited the family's business empire to Asia. People called him The Sexiest Demon. He is in love with Villearisa Cyra Demougustーthe twins of the Demougust family, who are almost bankrupt. On their wedding day, Villearisa ran away with her mistress. Then instead, the Demougust family asked Villearisa's twin sister to take her place. Who is she? Did The Sexiest Demon notice it? Where did the bride go? And, did the surrogate bride succeed in making Kleiner fall in love? You may never know when love blossomed between them, but you may know how it feels like to lose someone you love, and you realized it was too late!

When the supreme harem god reincarnated, a portion of his will was split off into a discord user named Zrave#7593 Watch as this autistic indian sleeps with all the women he can see in his life, but will zrave be able to have sex with every woman in sight before the will of the supreme harem god awakens. [pedophilia,dickgirl on dickgirl,dickgirl on boy,maggots,ntr,dick impregnation, dick birth, genderbending, guro, rape, incest, unbirth, vore, necrophilia, beastiality, pokephilia, big black gay dick, loli, shota, vomit, piss, scat, reverserape, ugly basted, indian, skill issue, 13 and under only, rumu is a bl lover, filipino hatred, moonless is underage, gay filipino, spam is a sub, zrave loves kaf, zrave x kaf, yuri, yaoi, croc is a dude, cali follower, Sg moment, Aryan the indian hater, cp, ccp,, (china comunist party), Racist, HitlerXstalin, Zrave and Silver are fainted's little femboys, Lord of the moms, zoophilia, Beware the spectator he watched u jerk off, mental retardation, autism, crack, naruto x sasuke, naruto x minato, amon gus sys, adam knows u, spam loves cock, zrave is a monkey, support me, spam submissive and breedable, moonless is a dom, farting, Armpit khaduhara, your fucking hot mate, random human and purification relm mfs, Nero is indian, Indian cespit, aryan loves indians, Mafia moment, YUNO ISNT BLACK, Yuno is feet licker, https://youtu.be/tVwVOj2rCPk , fuck the jews, love nazis #hitlerforlife, moonlacis lied, hitler mommie stalin daddy, racistfriendly, No moonless is a switch - yuno, how about i giggle and shit for you-zrave, time to get raped by 3 diffrent people- spam, you love getting gangbanged- purification relm mf, neonazi ganbanbg best, i hate gays, cail is the god of the new world-corc, croc is 15, peak indian moment, moonless loves bean oshi, bulgarian bean-oshi, silvie is the cum toy of sg, silvie is the yuri incest smut expert, spam says he is not a femboy (we know its a lie) real-fainted, zrave, moonless, yuno, indians aint real, if you join because of this web novel please mention fainted._ for free nitro https://discord.gg/W6PV4KVcDm

Every character, names, places and everything in here is fictitious. ...... Kayla Adams falls in love with Phoenix high school when she went there at the age of five to escort her cousin to school. On that particular day, she declared the school to be her dream school also she finally got one person who accepted her though she was ugly and weird. But that day was not on her luck as she never got to get the name of the little boy and that was her first and last encounter. Years have passed and she was now a teenager. A lot if things have changed plus her only dream school was changed to be a boy school only. Her decision was still the same as she was ready to disguise herself as a boy to get in and be able to study there plus to look for her sky blue prince who promised to also he will go to that school. She got in with a help of her ex who was still in love with her and was the only person who hold her secret that she is girl. the rule of that particular school is that every student must be in a football team nevertheless he is a sub substitute. Things get messy during the registering and she was forced to become an actual footballer in the field but she has no any idea about football. she is not even a football fun. She had to pass a series of training with the help of the Phoenix high football team's captain Chicago Walter whom slowly began falling for 'him' while he is a he and is one of the most famous and sexiest gay in the school. What will happen when he finds out the person he loves the most was a boy disguised as girl...

As far as she could remember, she’s been able to hear voices in her head even if the person wasn’t really talking to her. She got into fights because of this and her parents got into argument because of her. She thought she’s abnormal. She thought she’s different. She thought that she’s something nonhuman. And so, Serina learned to block the voices in her head when she turned 10 years old. She kept her secret from everyone including her parents. She didn’t want to be sent to a mental hospital just in case they’d think she’s going insane. From then on, she was able to live a peaceful life but, this changed once again on the day she left home to join a mountain camp with her friends. They found themselves getting deeper into the forest but because the place was truly beautiful, they ignored the fact that they have trespassed someone’s property. They set up their tents and started to chill from the long hours of walk. Lucky for her, she decided to take a look around and found a wonderful lake at the heart of the forest. The water was clear and she could see the blue sky being reflected on the water surface. “I’ll take a dip. Just a short dip and I’ll leave.” She told herself while taking off her clothes. She folded her clothes and placed them on a large boulder before jumping into the cool water with so much happiness. She untied her braid and let her wavy hair fell right past her shoulders and onto the water. “This is amazing.” She whispered while swimming in backstroke. “What are you doing here?” Serina stopped swimming and looked around her. She thought someone crept around and was watching her swim but she didn’t feel any presence of human. She covered her chest with her arms while her eyes scan her surroundings. Then, her eyes caught sight of the most beautiful wolf she had ever seen. *** Nicholas felt the presence of human who trespassed their property but since there were other wolves guarding the place, he didn’t bother himself to check on them. He was currently attending his sister’s birthday party and it would be bad if he leaves the place. He tried his best to ignore it but an unknown force was telling him to go. He followed this link and found himself standing at the edge of the lake, watching the most beautiful woman he ever laid his eyes on. "What are you doing here?" It was just a passing question that someone would normally ask to a trespasser but he didn't expect her to turn around and looked at him. She had the most beautiful brown eyes. It shines when the sunlight hits them and she looked so gorgeous with nothing but water lapping on her bare skin. She looked scared at first, then her expression changed to one of surprise and happiness. "Oh my god! Did you just talk to me?" She asked. Now this caught him off-guard. He didn't know that humans can talk to them in their wolf form. He took a step back with wary reflecting his blue eyes, preparing to leave the place as soon as he could and inform his parents of the trespassers. "Oh no! Please don't leave yet." She swam towards his side of the lake but she realized that she was naked. "Wait a sec. Can you turn around so I could change?" Like a perfect gentleman, Nicholas turned around to give her the privacy she needed. When she chuckled, he realized how foolish he was. Following her instruction only proved that he was talking to her so, he decided to disobey her order and looked back but he instantly turned his head away as if he was scared to face her. If he was in his human form, he'd probably have a hard on pressing on his jeans. He just found the sexiest body on earth and smelled the sweetest scent in his whole life. If possible, he just wanted to snuggle close to her, inhale her scent and get intoxicated. “I’m Serina and you?” Cover isn't mine It's edited by a friend All credits to the rightful owner.

A dominating and possessive woman laid her eyes in glint must have on the man who known as Nation Casanova. Jiang Ying Yue: An extremely beautiful woman with violet waist-length hair and sapphire-like hazel eyes. Well known as notorious Queen of business world because of her ruthless and devil personality. An alpha woman who always vent her sexual needs on dominating women, well yes she was lesbian, or so she thought until she met him. Yuan Jun: An achingly handsome and devastatingly sexy man with raven hair tumbled over his pearl-like dark eyes. Well known as Nation Casanova as he was the type of man that makes women sexually uncomfortable near his presence. He bed almost all beautiful women he met, be it the most beautiful actress, the sexiest business woman, or even the most seductive married woman. [Pending Work. I will write this one after i finished my first novel]

Hannah is an aspiring young journalist in the entertainment industry. When her boss calls to tell her that she will be interviewing the heir to Kincaid, a multi billionaire company she can’t believe it. Trevor Wright Kincaid is the most handsome bachelor and the richest man in Manhattan according to the last issue of Forbes. What Hannah didn’t expect is starting to fall for him. Her beliefs about rich men are all being proved wrong by this man when he is charming and doing everything right by the book. So why is she still doubting his love even when he declares it in the whole world? What could be missing that Hannah is still seeking? When Hannah quarrel with Trevor she finds herself enthralled by a man who seem to stop the world when he looks at her. She just needed one night for herself. But, Nothing prepares her when she finds out that her one night stand, the night she cannot seem to forget is the brother to Trevor; Chase Kincaid; the older brother and by all definitions the sexiest man alive. Our In Between is a dark romance trilogy. It follows the story of Hannah and the two brothers. “Do you believe in soul mates?” “No” “I do. And I believe you are my karma.” cover photo not mine, will take down under owner's request  

Ana Lucia Mendez is a young recent graduate of business administration, she has just submitted an interview to work in the prestigious company Enterprise Soler Ink. And she had never felt so happy, this was like a dream come true, this job would surely open doors in any job she wanted, so she had to do well, this was her dream, she swore to her mother that she would return everything she had done for her, being a single mother was not easy, so she had to make her proud. What Ana didn't count on was that her boss would be Alvaro Soler himself, president and owner of Enterprise Soler Ink and not only that, but he was the sexiest man on the face of the earth, one look from him made her legs shake like jelly. Alvaro Soler Intimidating, arrogant, master of his world and sexy like no other, Alvaro has built an empire in only 6 years and he is proud of it, he is lucky in business and that has made him earn a fortune at only 35 years old, a fortune that will be increased in a short time, his grandfather has died leaving him an immense fortune, But there is something that prevents him from taking it, a clause in the will of his grandfather, if he does not fulfill this clause before 1 year the fortune will be inherited automatically by his cousin Sirus, he does not care about that money he has enough for this life and the next, but his cousin and he have always lived in dispute and losing against him is not an option. Alvaro is lucky in almost everything he does, but there is one thing that no matter how hard he tries he is not able to reach commitment, with women specifically, his grandfather died worried that his beloved grandson will never find love, so he has left stipulated in his will that if Alvaro does not get married before the end of the year the fortune will pass to his other grandson Sirus Soler, the old man knows that they hate each other and compete for everything and therefore hopes that Alvaro find a woman to marry soon.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

! ! I belong to you, I've belonged to you since the beginning before I ever knew I did ! ! Ryan Callisto having a good lifestyle with diamonds shattering under his path, being born rich in famous Callisto empire is not what he desire, will he found himself what he truly wants for him! Eros Grayson the sexiest billionaire prince and CEO of Grayson empire having bend down every men and women on his one swipe of his finger. Arranged marriage to Callisto's youngest son, from whom he truly wanted to take his childhood revenge. Will Ryan fall for the secret charm of Eros or found the true sinner in the back of plain innocence!! ! I belong to you, I've belonged to you since the beginning before I ever knew I did ! While either Eros complete's his revenge or develop a feeling for the lust god who makes everyone fall for his beauty ! read to find out the journey of love to hate to love

! ! I belong to you, I've belonged to you since the beginning before I ever knew I did ! ! Ryan Callisto having a good lifestyle with diamonds shattering under his path, being born rich in famous Callisto empire is not what he desire, will he found himself what he truly wants for him!! Eros Grayson the sexiest billionaire prince and CEO of Grayson empire having bend down every men and women on his one swipe of his finger. Arranged marriage to Callisto's youngest son, from whom he truly wanted to take his childhood revenge. Will Ryan fall for the secret charm of Eros or found the true sinner in the back of plain innocence. While either Eros complete's his revenge or develop a feeling for the lust god who makes everyone fall for his beauty ! read to find out the journey of Love to hate to love

Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. Your game is too scary (love)! What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”

Delia and Javier Mascherano are childhood friends who grew up together in a family environment in the area of Birmingham, England. When they were small, they had promised that, when they grew up, they would fall in love with each other and marry. Until an accident that befell Javier's parents forced the man to leave his residence and live with his uncle's family. Delia kept that promise until she met and was in a serious relationship with Mitchell, and plans to get married soon. However, Javier reappears in front of him exactly one month before his wedding to Mitchell. Javier comes with all his childhood memories and also collects Delia's promise to marry him. Conflict occurs when Mitchell does not want to let go of Delia and maintain their relationship. Until finally, Javier had a sneaky way to get Delia from Mitchell's side. Delia, who is faced with both her past and future, must choose between the two men she loves. Delia's belief and choice fell on the figure of Javier Mascherano, who was her first love. However, when he walked to the altar table to say the sacred marriage vows, Javier chose not to come and gave his first love to Mitchell Smith.

Warning! (21+) Cerita ini, untuk kalian yang sudah berusia di atas 21 tahun. Harap bijak memilih bacaan, karena novel ini mengandung unsur kekerasan, adegan dewasa, dan kata-kata yang kurang pantas. Tokoh, latar, alur, dan segala unsur di dalamnya, merupakan hasil murni imajinasi penulis dan tidak terkait dengan apapun atau siapapun. Kenalan dengan tokoh Marry The Twins di Instagram yuk! Follow ig : zoyaalicia_dmitrovka Selamat membaca dan terima kasih! Illustrated by SHI_lunaticblue Cover designed by Deedesign Owned by Zoya Dmitrovka Silakan mampir juga ke novel Zoya yang lain: 1. My Immortal Store: Leveling Up System in Zombie Apocalypse 2. The Dominant Wife Of Young Master 3. The Romanov Diadem (Trilogi 1) 4. The Romanov Diadem: 100 RUB (Trilogi 2) 5. The Richman System 6. Istri Kontrak Tuan Nathan ** "Bagiku, hidup bagaikan bola salju. Semakin menggelinding, tentu akan semakin membesar!" (Kleiner Rutherford Stonevrustarios) Kleiner Rutherford Stonevrustarios, si tuan muda keluarga Stonevrustarios yang mewarisi kerajaan bisnis keluarga hingga ke Asia. Orang-orang menyebutnya dengan The Sexiest Demon. Ia menjalin cinta dengan Villearisa Cyra Demougust, si kembar dari keluarga Demougust yang hampir bangkrut. Di hari pernikahan mereka, Villearisa lari bersama selingkuhannya. Lalu sebagai gantinya, keluarga Demougust meminta putri kedua mereka alias saudara kembar Villearisa untuk menggantikan posisi sang kakak. But, who is she? Apakah The Sexiest Demon menyadarinya? Kemanakah perginya sang pengantin wanita? Dan, apakah si pengantin pengganti berhasil membuat Kleiner jatuh cinta? You may never know when love blossomed between them, but you may know how it feels like to lose someone you love and you realized it too late!

Until recently, Carolina Lane has lived a completely normal life, but when she moves with her mother to a new city, things change. Having Kayler Brown, the sexiest and most respected boy in the school, as a neighbor, she doesn't like it at all. But getting to know him well, she realizes little by little that he is not the same as everyone else, he has something strange and hidden that the idea that he was a werewolf never crossed her mind. When Carolina realizes what Kayler Brown really is, she won't want to know anything about him, not knowing that she is actually his mate, his soul mate, and that now more than ever they won't be able to separate. Paige, Kayler's ex-girlfriend, will try to harm her so that she doesn't get in the way of her plans, but Kayler will have to do something that will put his immortality in doubt.

She turned to read, but his voice stopped her. “It has 5 papers, and I don’t want to waste time. I will give a brief explanation and you sign” He announced while taking the papers from her. “You are just bound to obey me and stay with me and do anything I ask you too. By following all my rules. Rules: -First and foremost, you shouldn’t cry. -follow my timetable as I say! - you should have the food which I say and have breakfast and dinner along with me daily and maybe lunch too sometimes. -you should go nowhere without my permission. -never raise your voice or hand in front of me. - I will select your dress. - I will pay every expense of yours including your fee. – I should never hear a ‘No’ - you should accept any punishment if you make any mistake. I will decide punishment in my own way and don’t expect small things as I gave you in school. This going to be a hard way. Rights I’m giving rights too. - you can roam free in this mansion. You can rule this mansion like a queen. Every servant will respect you as equal to me. - you can express anything except a ‘No’ - you can ask me anything In case of any extreme, you can use the safe word we can discuss that word after a few days. But misuse of the safe word is a punishable offense. Remember!! She was frozen in fear for a second. “Sign sweetheart!” He said with a smirk. She flinched back a little in fear. “Will you sign or shall I!” He said in an evil tone. She wiped her tears and made herself strong and took the papers and signed them. “Sign on the last two sheets!” He said with a smirk. She signed all in anger and pushed the file towards him. *** As lost in my dirty thoughts, I heard the shower turned off. I was waiting like a hungry lion to capture my food. She walked out in just a pink towel. Oh my God! My eyes popped out from sockets as I seen the sexiest girl in the world. The princess of my fantasy world. I was rolling on my bed as millions of dirty thoughts are running in my mind. I was totally lost in her dreams. She became my passion, obsession, my time, my food. Nothing is getting inside me beyond her beauty. After all this, I was getting sleep just one more night! She will be mine! I heard that my door got unlocked and it swung open as my passion came walking into my room. I felt like flying in the sky A billionaire falls in love at first sight with a girl who is still in high school. Love is so deep that it makes him continue to pay attention to the girl and do whatever can help him approach her. A rich man with possessive love.

*WELCOME TO THE STORY OF THE SWEETEST GIRL WITH THE SEXIEST CHARM* "Baby, why don't you serve me tonight?" "Baby, since I'm yours, you are mine as well." His words are magnetic and seductive, making her heart race. The Han Family’s Han Luo is a beautiful, smart, and sensible child; everyone loves her. That aside, the friend of her elder cousin – who she affectionately calls ‘big brother’ – has his eyes set on her. Han Luo’s fondness for her big brother has grown over time, but as the fondness grew, so did his bullying. After all, it’s not his fault that he can’t control himself when she’s being all cute! ~Where a childhood love story turns into a passionate romantic story~ PURPOSE OF THE STORY: to relieve the stress of my beloved readers ^_^ Support me- Patron: https://www.patreon.com/Flow07 Buy Me a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Flow07

A dark and twisted tale of cultivation, and a world where might makes right. (I’ll expand my synopsis later, as the story unfolds more and establishes itself better.) Rated: M for Mature, R-18+, NC-17, Adult Only, and any other tag that says, “not for children, the traumatized, or those easily offended.” Author Note: This tale has few tags to it, as it’s just beginning to be told, by this author who refuses to place any limits upon his imagination before even starting to share a figment of one of the dreams and nightmares which haunts his mind in the still of the night. If you hate rape, incest, gore, bore, NTR, Swiss Cheese, or farting while under the covers, you might want to skip this story — it *may* contain those elements in the future. (It may *not* contain them either, as I really don’t know what the future will hold for this story.) I’m not Shakespeare. I’m not looking to write the next Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. I’m just a poor smuck having *FUN* creating and sharing a world of my imagining. If you’re the type of reader who’s cool with that, and open minded and not easily offended by *whatever* you read, then give this a try, if you want, and feel free to stop reading anytime that my little tale is no longer any fun for you. Story Concept: If you guys are like me, you probably enjoy reading many of the cultivation novels already out there. I’ve probably read hundreds, if not thousands of them already. Usually, they all start out fine. They have a decent hook that draws me into the story, but then after 1000 chapters, or so, I end up dropping the work. Why?? Because they always end up the same! 1000 chapters in, and the main character is either: A) Mightier than hell, able to swat dragons like flies, and yet unable to hold a girl’s hand without blushing and getting a nosebleed, or B) A complete and utter douchebag who tramples over everyone and everything, raping women and slaughtering men countlessly wherever he goes! Even worse is when he turns into C) The combination of both! “A mysterious purple mist made me rape XYZ, but I’m going to take responsibility for it and make them my woman, even though they’ll only be mentioned in passing once every fifty chapters as an afterthought so they can declare their endless devotion and obsession to me, from now on! Battles are almost *always* life ending, and over the stupidest crap. “Bro, you bumped into me! Now me and my buddies are going to break your legs!” BAM! BANG! POW!! Another 8 guys dead just walking down the street…. How the hell can there be any cultivators left in the world, at the rate they all kill each other off and wipe out each other’s sects?? So, this is my little attempt at telling a similar story, but without trying to produce the same glaring flaws that generally ruin the works for me. In this story, might still makes right. Power triumphs all…. BUT… People are still expected to follow certain rules and laws of common society. Personal power is important, but societal power is always greater. Murder a cultivator, expect their sect and the kingdom to hunt you for it. You might get by with beating someone, breaking their legs, or even raping them — but killing or destroying their cultivation? Those are unpardonable sins! This is my envisioning of how a world might exist where cultivation rules supreme, but I’m hoping to give it life and depth with its own cultures, rules, laws, and history. Just don’t think that all of modern Earth’s generally accepted rules hold true here — this is a completely different world, born from the depths of my imagination, and doesn’t follow the norms of current culture and reality at all.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

"No..." "No........" "Nooooooooo" Scarlett suddenly got out of her sleep . She was sweating heavily. Because of scream , her mom also got scared. She was there to wake her daughter but when she opened the door she hear her scream and saw her sweating . She directly placed the cooking knife on the table and directly jumped near to her as she said " Scarlett .....what happened ?" Scarlett was still breathing heavily . So firstly her mom cooled her down and clean her forehead from sweat as she again ask the same question . This time Scarlett opened her mouth and replied "I ....I....I just saw an dream " "It was really an scary dream " she replied with scary tone and dark expressions . "What did you saw ?" her mom asked as she was also getting scared. "I ....I saw myself" " I was in the middle of the class as there was my class teacher who was teaching normally and other students who were listening normally " "But then suddenly ..." Scarlett eyes get wide . "Suddenly what ?" "But then suddenly I fart...in the class " ".............." Her mom's mouth remains open for some second after which her expressions changes from fear to anger. She suddenly pushed Scarlett as she shouted "What......just fart .....just an simple fart " Scarlett got pretty shocked from her mom sudden movements as she replied " Mom it was really an scary dream , I had just fart in the middle of the class , it was really an big fart and all the students were laughing at me including my crush too" "yeah....but it was just an fart and you scared me to death like you have saw some ghost". "Ah....it was really an scary dream " " OH...I am going back to sleep , I don't want to go to school" As Scarlett was just going to lift up the blanket over her , her mom suddenly steeped on that blanket and take the cooking knife in her hand. As she pointed that knife towards her , her facial expressions totally changes from an caring woman to an evil woman . She said with an cold smile " .....say it again " "......." Scarlett got shocked as she saw the knife as she switched her sentence . " Ah....I said I am going back to school , I don't want to go to sleep. Her mom nodded silently as she take out the knife . She was just going to leave the room when suddenly her daughter asks " Mom , whats in the breakfast ?" Her mom replied " Sweet potato " Scarlet eyes remains open as she shouted " WHAT......sweet potato , I just fart in my dream because of them only "

"Once There Was A Lust" "Look... pareho nating hindi ginusto ang kasalang ito, right? Kaya walang dahilan para magsama tayo sa iisang kwarto. This damn honeymoon is never gonna happen." sarcastically she retorted though her heart and body felt the opposite. But jeez... the man that standing right in front of her is quite handsome, an exquisitely good-looking which made her whole body aching for desire. Kulang na nga lang bibigay na siya sa swabeng ngiti nito at sa mga tingin nitong nanunuot hanggang boto. "And who told you that I want to make love to you tonight?" nanunukat ang kanyang mga tingin. As if he's looking into her soul. "Well maybe not tonight, infact, you're not even my type. But just in case you change your mind, you know where to find me, wifey... I can turn your sexiest and wildest fantasy into reality." a smirked shone on his face after he stated his words. They hated each other because of their differences, but instead of living with hatred and picking a fight一they found theirselves hungrily and expertly touching each other against the cool breeze, kissing torridly under the moonlight and making love with her entimately, while drowning theirselves in the ocean of lust. Alrights reserved 2020

Everyone thinks James is crazy. He always does an unclear experiment. Maybe you can imagine it like a scientist with glasses and a very flat face. When he first came to this campus, he made a very laughable job, his farts and his voice. Indeed, after a while it became a sensation and many students wanted it.

Celestine Alcantara is a plus-sized woman. Being in several heartbreaks and depression due to her size, trusting men is quite hard for her. But all of her guards were brought down when she met an aggressive, straight forward and—okay she admits it—a very sexually attractive engineer named Rave Esquivel. Rave made her feel like she’s the sexiest woman alive. Cliché, isn’t it? But Rave’s different. He's not someone who’s going to lie just to make her feel better and sexy. Instead, he's someone who's going to tell her the truth, rub it onto her face, and let her embrace the fact that there is nothing wrong in being a plus sized woman. A real prince charming, right? Or that’s just what he made her believe…

Story 21+ "W--what are you doing?!" shouted Eilaria. She did not expect to find the most disgusting thing in front of her eyes. The man fondling his secretary, turned around, grinning happily at the presence of a beautiful woman who was his current enemy. He deliberately licked his lips sensually, and Eilaria was even more shocked to see him. She accidentally entered the employee toilet, intending to throw something urgent in her stomach. She saw the very thing she avoided. She saw Mikail making love to Joanna in the toilet! Yes, t-o-i-l-e-t! Note that! Joanna, who was very embarrassed, immediately covered her body, adjusted her clothes, and got out quickly. "Excuse me," she whispered and sped off. Eilaria also wanted to get out immediately, looking for the toilet she was supposed to use. Grep! "Where are you going?" The woman stared blankly at Mikail, the man she wanted to beat after successfully kicking her brother out of his company. "None of your business! Better cover your dick, so it doesn't run away!" she hissed, half cursing Mikail.

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