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Rumor has it that Big Boss Quan, a man of overwhelming power, was forced into a shotgun wedding overnight because of a baby. Rumor has it that his wife is the lucky cinderella in a rags-to-riches story. Hidden beneath the rumors, he is the "I want to turn over and be the boss!" "In your dreams!" On their wedding night, she drunkenly declared her sovereignty, only to be met with a starving tiger pouncing on its prey. "Sign it! We're getting a divorce!" Looking at the divorce agreement, he sneered, Raised his hand, tore it to shreds, and cornered her against the wall, "Liuying, what right do you have to ask for a divorce?" "She's back!" "What? You think you can push me away with a piece of paper? Dream on!" One day, the woman sighed with a troubled expression, "Ah, husband, people are saying you're the stepdad!" Big Boss Quan roared furiously, "I'm the damn biological father! If anyone dares to spread rumors again, I'll chop him! "

Yugen, a 17-year-old boy, had always felt like a lifeless corpse, blending into the monotony of society. But on one fateful day, something within him stirred. He discovered his true soul, and with it, a burning passion: to become the world's number one striker. Will Yugen's awakened spirit and unyielding dedication be enough to overcome the challenges ahead, or will he succumb to the intense pressure of the soccer world? The journey to the Top , the awakened striker, begins.

In a world where oddity was the norm, bizarre laws governed, and peculiar creatures roamed, the oddest of all was the one who found themselves blinking awake within it, wishing for it to be dream, yet counting on it not being one. -Updated Daily- Extra Tags: #OP_Characters, #Progression, #Horror, #Androids, #Fantasy with Sci-Fi elements, #Past plays a huge role

Through times beyond oblivion, the first beings arose thus creating the megaverse. Since then 334 aeras have passed, many beings struck the heavens, and tales of myths and tragedies spread throughout. This is the tale of a boy who tried to strike gods.

A Young boy Named Ashiguro Kumazaki dies ina Tragic incident..however the ESSENCE of RAGE (one of the 11 ESSENCES.)finds his corpse and revives him.now hes stronger then ever.with newfounds friends enemies and even a lover,he goes on his Quest to become a Recognized hero..by all.

After meeting an extraterrestrial named Titan, the ordinary yet immensely powerful Terran, Atachi Gosaiblaze, finds himself transported to the heart of an incredible journey beyond all reality. Faced with the greatest conflict of Creation, our protagonist, born of illegitimate origins, must confront his greatest burden in order to one day become a Saikōzai, the title of the most powerful mortal in his world. Encountering a variety of individuals from all corners of the vast cosmos, Atachi's ascension will be as painful as it is epic. No limits exist; finitude only exists through the acceptance that there is one. Mixing the past with wars and conflicts on the grandest scales, discover the story as wild as it is surprising of Atachi Gosaiblaze, the one and only beyond all constraints.

It had been awhile when she last saw him. She remembered vividly the day they parted. Myra was glad to have signed those papers but it didn't change the facts that she was afraid of him. Although he had never done anything remotely hostile to her or ever been unkind, shivers ran down her spine. He looked the same. Stoic, expressionless and handsome as ever. But he just was't Myra's cup of tea.

One day, high schooler Kaito had experience a time lag which turned his one week into a day. For him to filled up the memories of his week, he had gotten help from a girl that had experienced it before. During the journey, both of them had realized Kaito's week was not just a simple anomaly, it was something further than that.

A new unknown life. A city all to himself. Yet no memories or knowledge of anything. The only thing that seems to be in his favor is the system. Being on top isn't as hard as it seems. Staying on top though is getting harder with everyday that passes. Nameless will have to do more than survive if he wishes to remain on top. The Old War is long gone. But a new one is on the horizon, one that he is sure will burn the world. patreon.com/user?u=67874986

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"I'm not scared to dying, so why should I be scared of living" In the divine realm of Lordrixis, citizens are bestowed with an individualised "ethereal arm" on their fourteenth birthday, imbuing them with unique powers and societal roles. Young orphan Shun Xshasi's life had been nothing but a tragedy, the loss of his parents left him no place to stay in the world. with his childhood filled with fear, poverty and humiliation, Shun clings to a singular hope: that a formidable ethereal arm will alter his bleak fortunes. However, when the fateful day arrives, not a thing showed up, unlike every other citizen in Lordrixis, Shun stands bereft of any ethereal arm. Just when Shun was about to put an end to this misery, he recognises something that changed him forever, Despite the absence of an ethereal arm, Shun possesses something far more profound and singular. Shun has nothing else to lose, his life couldn't get any worse, but that might just be his biggest asset after all. As Shun pursues his avenging journey, he gradually discovers the truths of the kingdom, the truths of history, and most significant of all, the truths of himself.

Possessing low innate talent in cultivation, Jupiter only wanted to live a peaceful life. But what would he do if a sudden opportunity to become stronger came to him? From Peerless cultivation pills, Immortal techniques, Divine beasts, to Heavenly constitutions and Primordial bloodlines, all can be purchased from this Ethereal Store.

One moment is enough to turn your life upside down. One moment is enough to break all the shackles and free us. One moment is enough to tell a thousand tales. ONE MOMENT.....

Jessie just wanted a hot makeout session with a stranger for her fortieth birthday. A one and done, that's all he was only this stranger wouldn't go away. Between her night job at the bar and her day job at the bakery, she hardly had time to raise her teenage kids and lord knows she had nothing special to offer a man, especially this man. Her ex-husband had made sure you knew that all too well before he left her with tons of bills and too little money. Min Jun spent the best years of his life as a Korean pop star. Now he just wanted to hang out with friends and sleep in his own bed every night. His dreams were made up of all those normal things most people took for granted like love, marriage, and a family. Anonymity sounded like heaven, at least until he met Jessie. Now he redefined heaven as her lips on his. Too bad his bandmates disapproved of his choice. R-18 Want to stay updated with CaseysPen? Follow CaseysPen1 on Instagram or CaseysPen#8300 on Discord.

I can't... It's going to kill us all... We have nowhere to run.

In this world where galactic travel and superpower were common occurrences, a change is happening. With the first opening of the dungeon and the emergence of the system, the wheel of destiny starts to turn.

It's the story of two men who both work for the same organization. The other works under the marketing chief, who is one of them. They enter into complex connections and, before they know it, develop romantic feelings for one another. then the narrative takes a different turn. Will they acknowledge each other's emotions or bring up unpleasant memories?

In a world divided by fear, the Shrouded Ones are powerful beings with unnatural abilities, and are hunted by a relentless force known as the Inquisitors. When a young man, unaware of his heritage must juggle with two worlds as he tries to carry the burden of the chosen-one

An asteroid fell on Earth causing the existence of eliens. Humanity suffer the most every time the eliens attack, and hope was lost. That was during the scientists era, now the military era, technology is well developed to fight against the eliens. Still with technology, humanity suffer when the eliens attack. But there's Hope in humanity that, onday they will achieve success over the eleins. "But who is yet born to achieve that?".

in the city of timberbrooke, when most sleep peacefully and others merried, evil lurked the streets and preyed on the weak and helpless. But when a 17yr old demon Hunter comes in town chaos arises in the dens of these predators

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in the year 2043, 6 teens from over the world were discovered to have mysterious tattoos on their bodies in various shapes. witness how these teens who came from earth to the other world by changing what they thought and taught were the world's natural order be broken by mere teens. like any other fantasy novel but a little different than those you'll see when you read it oh and if you like.... that's nice. If you hate it .... that's nice too. if i should add a little something to make it better then, then comment but you want this to be a harem novel heh then i suppose u can take this from your library now. Oh uhm i'm just going by what my imagination going on some gory stuff will happen so 18+ recommend. i'm not gonna be that shameless at all so, but if you really don't like it or something then just read two chapters if it piqued your interest then continue reading. ps i don't really care for the what's it called im only doing this just because i think it'll be fun.

"ONE LOVE" tells the enchanting tale of Noah and Emma, two souls who cross paths on a seemingly ordinary day, only to find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Set against the backdrop of a bustling city, their journey explores the magic of fate and the undeniable connection that binds them. As they navigate the ups and downs of new love, Noah and Emma discover that sometimes, the most beautiful things in life happen when you least expect them.

In a realm where strength reigns supreme and the weak are mere stepping stones, Li Feng—a young man cursed with fractured thoughts and an empty heart—awakens to a world of brutal cultivation. With neither emotions to guide him nor morality to bind him, he pursues power with a cold, ruthless resolve, unrestrained by compassion or fear. Li Feng’s methods are as uncouth as they are relentless, angering both demons and gods How far will Li Feng go before he becomes the very embodiment of the abyss, and is there anyone left who can make him answer for his sins? And if he can turn back, will he be willing?

This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters, incidents, history, future, present, the history of kings, princesses, princes, labors, exportation, orders, punishment, and everything portrayed in it are the work of the author's imagination. The real history...

After being stripped of everything including a home during a massacre, ten years down the road, Alpha Alex, is still trying to find a safe haven for the remaining pack members. He led his remaining pack members and learned to live among humans while carrying the burden of who they were. Along with the responsibility on his back, he struggles with accepting that maybe there was no mate for him. But after spending a night with a lady who left her scent on his bed and mind. A scent he regrets not understanding earlier. Being rejected was like carrying a dark mark on her forehead for Malia; her mother did it first, and her father held the painful candle longer, which became such a big scar for her. But when she wakes up in a stranger's bed after making a bittersweet decision, she will either regret it, or it could be a path she was searching for. She is with a piece of him, and he with her scent. Malia tries to come to terms with her new life, not knowing that her life had changed when she gave herself to him. She is the ONE, is all Alex sings, but he doesn't know where to find her. She could be the second chance for him to find happiness again, and him, a home she never had. If it's fate, it could be it for both Alpha Alex and Malia. Read the story to follow Alpha Alex and his Luna as they try to find a safe home for the wolves while fighting every thread on their way to happiness

Rowan Amir Spade, a normal human, is in an accident, however he doesn't remember. With things starting to come back, and people trying to get him to side with them, there's only so much they can keep for him before he starts to look himself. With allies be his side, he's ready to learn why he is now the way he is, and what this means for him. In a world where the strong can do whatever, he is determinated to be the apex of all, but people are determined to stop him. And he's not alone, with a son, he has to care for, enemies are ready to do anything to bring him to his knees. Can him and his 'companions' move to the top or will they be crushed under the presuade of those who want his power?

Behind the crosshair, a hawk's eye sharpens its focus. The trigger is held by a steady hand, while the rifle's precision is as surgical as a scalpel. That single, brilliant shot captures both elegance and power, embodying the speed and passion of a master marksman. Watch as our sharpshooter, Edward, dominates the world of gaming, bending it to his will and living life with unrestrained freedom.