Sea Sick Jokes

A book about Austria’s recovery to mightiness!!! A history about House of Habsburg’s struggles and successes!!! The Holy Roman Empire — which was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire — now came back!!!

Abraham Shepherd, a middle-aged office worker, wakes up in the middle of a lush forest on a mysterious island, far from the concrete jungle he used to call home. Sunlight streams through the trees, and as he shakes off the confusion, he realizes he’s not just waking up from a nap. He's been given a second chance at life! After meeting a tragic end during an intense gaming session, Abraham finds himself in a world bursting with color and adventure. Memories of his old life flood back—filled with loneliness and stress—but instead of feeling lost, he discovers a spark of determination. This new place offers him a shot at something different. As he sets off to figure out how to survive and thrive, he stumbles upon a mysterious system that promises to change everything. With new challenges ahead and unexpected powers at his fingertips, Abraham is ready to embrace this wild journey. Can he carve out a new life in this strange world, or will his past come back to haunt him? Join Abraham as he steps into the adventure of a lifetime starting on this uncharted island! | Initializing Naval Gacha System… | ――――― Do you want to read a story about a protagonist summoning modern warships into a fantasy world? Well, here it is! The Naval Gacha System: It's Time To Monopolize The Seven Seas!

The story of a girl from the village who goes to a big city to draw fate, but so pitty that she meets a girl who is crazy and obsessed about her cause she love her deeply. This village girl really felt, that she also liked this psyco girl but it'll work? How does this story will continue? DISCLAIMER : This book is Fiction! Even though the places contained in the novel are based on real places but the characters, story and plot are purely fiction. # New Update every Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Monday. Thank you for understanding for waiting when no update daily, :-) Sincerely, Yogy!!!

My first memories are of the sea. It was all I've ever known. A young man dies on earth in a storm while sailing and gets reincarnated into a fantasy world with magic, pirates, and monsters called Tian. Luckily, he gets a powerful magical system to help him along in his adventures. Little does he know, the moment he woke up in this world, he already made some enemies. One of which being the most powerful empress in the known world. Will he be able to overcome his adversities, or will he succumb to the might of his enemies? Enemies he doesn't even know he has. Will he be able to conquer the seas and become the Sea King or will he die in the depths of the Unforgiving Sea like he did on Earth. Find out more by adding it to your library. (A/N: The first few chapters might seem a little short, but I am kind of in a rush to get to the meat and potatoes of the story. Also, there is a lot of world building, some would argue too much, but I imagined a world that I would want to live in and wish to share it with you all. Thank you for reading and I hope you like it. Hope you enjoy. On a sidenote, English is my first language, but I went to public school so please bear with me. LOL.

"Embark on an epic journey with Timothy, the protagonist of 'GINKEN: Sea Storm.' In a world engulfed by the infinite Vast Expanse, Timothy sails across the boundless ocean, fueled by the sole ambition to reach the colossal gate that serves as the portal to escape. Armed with extraordinary fire powers, he encounters a spectrum of allies and adversaries, each encounter shaping his destiny in this captivating tale of courage, magic, and the uncharted mysteries of the sea." - The narrative of this novel draws inspiration from the Japanese anime/manga series, One Piece. - The quality of the chapters noticeably improves from chapter 95 onward, extending to the latest chapters currently in development.

After coming back to life, Sky Rouge finds himself with a type of gamer system, the level-up system. Finding himself in an island far from his home, little by little he starts to understand his system, growing stronger than others through killing, leveling up, learning new skills, and clearing dungeons. This is the story of a man with the level-up system about venturing across the seas. Cover made by NitrogenousBeing. (Thanks man) Author of killer of MC's. In Another World With The Crafting System. Patreon and paypal link here: If you guys feel like supporting my hard work. You can read up to 15 advanced chapters on my Patreon. The first five chapters are worth 3.00$ a month. First ten chapters are worth 6.66$ a month + benefits. And all 15 chapters are worth 10.66% a month + benefits. Paypal link: https://paypal.me/DemonGodHiatus?country.x=CA&locale.x=en_US Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/DemonGodHiatus Discord link: https://discord.gg/XM8r7CXVdZ

Blake Tideborn sets sail on *The Eclipse*, an old ship he calls home, with a crew of misfits who share his dream of finding the legendary Sea Crown. Armed with a mysterious map fragment, Blake leaves Driftmoor behind, determined to pursue an adventure that could change his life forever. As they sail into the unknown, the crew must face the dangers of the open sea, all while the shadow of the Royal Concord grows ever closer. With his resolve tested and the weight of his quest pressing down on him, Blake knows there’s no turning back—his journey has only just begun.

In a world where the stars hold ancient secrets and the fabric of reality weaves through the dreams of the brave, Luca stands at the threshold of an extraordinary adventure. With his boundless curiosity, Luca embarks on a journey that will take him far beyond the confines of his home. But Luca’s journey is not just one of exploration; it’s also a quest for self-discovery. As he traverses fantastical realms and ultimately ventures into the vastness of space, he learns to harness his inner strength. With every challenge he overcomes, Luca grows stronger, both physically and emotionally. Join Luca on his celestial quest, where adventure awaits among the stars. Will he rise to become the hero he is destined to be, or will the shadows of the cosmos consume him? The journey begins now!

"Poseidon's Heir" Gravill's life has always been shrouded in mystery and solitude, raised by his mother in a world of secrecy and half-truths. But when the truth about his father's identity finally surfaces, Gravill's world is turned upside down. He is the son of Poseidon, the powerful god of the sea, making him a demigod - an existence forbidden by the laws of Olympus. As Gravill navigates this new reality, he finds himself thrust into a world of danger and uncertainty. His half-blood status makes him a target for those who seek to exploit his divine heritage, and he must confront the darkness that has haunted his family for generations. With his newfound identity comes a journey of self-discovery and growth, as Gravill must come to terms with his powers, his destiny, and the weight of his father's legacy. Along the way, he will encounter a cast of characters who will aid or hinder his progress, from enigmatic allies to formidable foes. As he embarks on this perilous path, he will uncover secrets about the gods' true intentions, and the prophecy that binds him to the fate of Olympus. Will he find a way to claim his rightful place among the gods, or will the shadows of his past consume him? "Poseidon's Heir" is a tale of adventure, magic, and the unbreakable bonds of family and identity.

Celestiel Balahan, first born princess of Icartha is forced to be wed to the cold hearted and infamous Sebastian Blackbeard, the tyrant of the seven seas, king of Calabran and pirate King. She is a broken angel, obsessed with the idea of true love. Unfortunately, fate has more than she asks planned out for her. Sebastian Blackbeard, a man of logic, cursed from birth. He desires only one thing...for this curse to be lifted, even at any cost. A man with a vision. A woman with delusions. Bound together by fate, marriage and the sea. The tides are bound to be unpredictable...ain't it? Character art (Celestiel) belongs to @ronamii_art Character art (Reagan and Leonore) belongs to @LoveStorybookFairy Do follow them in pinterest. Thank you!

Mark Maris has always been drawn to the sea. As a teenager with a lifelong passion for the ocean, he has felt its call ever since he was a child. Growing up with an absent mother and a father whose reputation…could be improved upon, Kai’s life has been marked by hardship and struggle. Despite his unwavering desire to belong on the water, he has faced numerous setbacks in his quest to join a crew to be closer to the sea. Each attempt has been thwarted by his troubled background and the scepticism of others. But Kai’s luck changes when he finally finds himself aboard a pirate ship, surrounded by a ragtag crew of… interesting, outlaws. On this vessel, he encounters the thrill of adventure and the dangers of the open sea. In this world you will find magic, terrifying monsters, (on both the sea and land) sprawling coastal cities and a lot of danger. ________________ This novel is set in the same universe as my other novel Isekai’d into the Wrong World.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Xu Ye, who traveled to a parallel world, was participating in a singing variety show. He thought he was going to have a round trip, but he awakened to a [whole entertainment system]. As long as you continue to work hard, you can earn points for lottery draws. The prizes include various entertainment works and various props on the earth. Since then, the entertainment industry has gained a big star with a wrong style. A well-known director: “I admit that Xu Ye’s acting skills are definitely second to none in the industry, but he really has some mental problems. I hope he can go to the hospital for a check-up. Can you imagine someone drinking Coke from a tall glass on the set?” A certain singing queen: “My family, who knows? Xu Ye is so speechless. Last time he drove me and a few female friends. He wanted to smoke a cigarette in the car. I told him not to smoke when there were girls in the car. He actually Let’s get out of the car and drive away.” A certain top star said: “I have explained many times about the last time Xu Ye and I were photographed by the paparazzi in the same room. He really pulled me into bed to look at his new luminous watch. If I lied, Just let me collapse my house where I am.” Xu Ye fan: “I admit that my brother has some mental problems, but he didn’t break the law!” Xu Ye, a mudslide in the entertainment industry, doesn’t play by the rules, it’s legal, but he’s sick. This book is also called: “Who taught you to sing like this!” (NOT MINE)

They had known each other for a long time. For eight years they were best friends and for twelve years they were lovers. They had passed two decades. Eight years, people admired their closeness; five years was a curse; two years was a loveliness, and the rest was the curse of five years ago came back like a sweet thing that made them understand many things. Five years. At the start of their relationship, Ai Zhiyi endured and abandoned his pride, as did his lover, Chu Weixu. Ai Zhiyi was an ordinary young man who had a relationship with someone because of luck. Meanwhile, Chu Weixu was a young man of wealth, honor, and dignity, who had a relationship with him by fate. Ai Zhiyi was only too comfortable with their love story, so he became stubborn. It was possible that he was trapped, thus dividing his time into three distinct periods. Chu Weixu loved him, but his family and he were completely opposite things. However, it was ultimately time that answered all the complexities of their relationship. Chu Weixu, "If you gaze at the sea, it's wide, isn't it? But, if you compare it to my love, then it's nothing." Ai Zhiyi, "You're really good at seducing me." Chu Weixu, “For you, it sounds I'm seducing you, but no. It's exactly what I feel from the depth of my heart. I love you to death." --------------- Cover: Mao - The plot will be super super super slow. I warn you lol. - Rape/Violence, but not details/intense. - cheesy LOL, a lot of mozzarella. This book is not perfect grammatically. But, I'll try my best. So, if you are looking for a book with good grammar, this book is not for you. There are a lot of flaws in the writing, but I hope you guys enjoy it. Don't hesitate to correct it if you find any errors. That will be very helpful. ^^ UPDATE when I CAN. ~>_

战争开始了，但敌人却是未知的...... ”人类何时才能征服宇宙和未知？“ ”当人类再次仰望星空时。“

“The child’s scream pierced the night, a haunting testament to the cruelty that marked the victory.” Urul has sacrificed everything for the Kingdoms, committing unspeakable acts for reasons buried beneath layers of lies. Branded as a murderer—a monster, even—he walks a path of shadows, hidden from the world. Uncover the truth buried beneath the ancient lies, a history woven with dark magic, betrayal, and sacrifice. As secrets unravel and vengeance brews, the depths of loyalty, revenge, and love plunge him deeper. Will he emerge from the shadows—or will he drown in the Black Sea?

Skillfully combines elements such as a thrilling road trip, a foreign - land romance, the "suspension bridge effect", and a "heartbreak - and - make - up" scenario, increasing the richness and readability of the story.

MTL The Mermaid Prince, who came to land to save the ailing dragon king. I have to debut as an idol to get rabbit liver?

(I do not own the pic in the title page.)Hello My name is Naia if you want to know about me and my mysterious life why don't you come on down and read my story. You will know what I mean by that when you read it. I hope you enjoy. P.S. To give you a hint there are many dangers and other things you might like. Hehe Enjoy.

A young person named Quinn has always been fascinated by the ocean. He spends his days swimming and exploring the waters near his home. One day, Quinn discovers a mysterious object while exploring a shipwreck - a glowing stone that seems to emit a strange energy. Quinn takes the stone home, and soon realizes that it has the power to transport them to other worlds. Quinn finds himself on an incredible journey, full of danger and wonder.

A boy is banished from his fathers land and sent off to an island. The boy, Thirsty for revenge on his father sets to destroy him. Yet once he lands on the island he finds someone that might be able to help with that.

Amelia lives a quiet life in the small coastal town of Eastbay, where every night she escapes to the beach, seeking solace in the waves. One fateful evening, she encounters Elias, a mysterious and brooding man who claims to have been pulled from another time by an enchanted storm. Drawn to him in ways she cannot explain, Amelia is plunged into a world where reality and myth collide. As their connection deepens, Amelia learns that Elias is searching for answers to a past shrouded in secrets, and the ocean may hold the key. Together, they unravel ancient mysteries of the Midnight Sea, discovering long-lost magic and forbidden love. But darker forces stir beneath the surface, threatening to tear them apart. As Amelia’s life intertwines with Elias’s, she must choose between the life she knows and the dangerous, thrilling world that calls to her heart.

una estudiante que está pasando un mal momento

Arathan was living his second life just like his first, in poverty and pain. As a last resort, he had become a sailor to escape and live a better life. But, as always, fate had turned its back on Arathan. At sea, their ship was caught by the mighty beast, Dersinous, and the only way to escape this creature was to sacrifice someone. The crew quickly decided to offer Arathan, who was seen as skinny and useless, as the sacrifice. As Arathan was thrown towards the beast, and its teeth began to tear his body apart, the emptiness he felt clashed with his desire for revenge. And with the help of a strange, unknown power, Arathan rose just as he was about to die! The power of the sea was now in his hands! ...Or at least, it could have been. Arathan would set out on a long journey to rule the seas and throughout this journey, he will meet many comrades, and there will be many women to warm his bed.

Liu Xun has lived a tough life for the past 25 years but he never complained about his hardships. However. When he was suddenly brought into a cultivation romance novel after he had just received his hard-earned promotion he finally lost it. "F*ck! Laozi was such a model citizen, Why are you doing this to Laozi?!" To make matters worse, both protagonists were cold-blooded murderers, especially the male lead, Wan Yu who was a bit of a psycho. He seemed to be at odds with everyone and enjoyed torturing people, especially the big villain, Wu Jing who was particularly miserable at the end. And he just happened to be that Wu Jing. Liu Xun: vomit blood jpg. Fortunately, every cloud has a silver lining and this new life of his is not beyond saving yet. Filled with determination, Liu Xun swore not to cross paths with the protagonists and lay low as an Outer disciple. Unfortunately, Heaven seemed to have another plan for him. Liu Xun put on an unfriendly face and turned to glare at a certain little boy, "Why are you following me?" The little boy timidly spoke, "... Can't I stay with you?" Liu Xun immediately replied, "No." Even though he decided not to be involved with him, as a normal grownup adult he still couldn't turn a blind eye toward the child abuse in the end. As a result, he ended up helping the little male protagonist a few more times. After some time passed, looking at the fair-faced harmless little boy, Liu Xun tiredly sighed like an old father. Never mind, I will raise him during my stay as the Heavenly Sect's Outer disciple and we will go on our ways in the future. Unbeknownst to him, in a place where he couldn't see, the little boy's eyes turned cold while silently observing him. Wan Yu who came back to the past a while ago dangerously narrowed his eyes. Who is this person? ... Should I just kill him? After some time passed, looking at this not-so-bright and foolish person, Wan Yu pinched the space between his eyebrows and gave an almost inaudible sigh. Nevermind. As long as this guy doesn't betray him he is willing to take him under his wings. A comedy-romance story with a model citizen (?) transmigrator shou x a black lotus reborn gong, no dog-blood drama. The cover doesn't belong to me. Everything is fictional and shouldn't be taken seriously.

One day in his life a man transmitigates into the world of one piece as Usopp where will this adventure take him.

A Life of Parallels! The Original World’s Sasuke: Deceived by Uchiha Itachi, misled by Uchiha Obito, and brainwashed by successive Hokage, he remained oblivious to the truth. Throughout his journey, he relied on the path laid out by Itachi and the power boosts from the Sage of Six Paths. He sealed Kaguya to save the ninja world, only to leave Konoha alone in the end. With just one daughter, he faced the impending extinction of the Uchiha bloodline… The Parallel World’s Sasuke: He immersed himself in study and reflection, diligently searching for clues to uncover the truth and settle the score with all his enemies! He cultivated his own power, mastering sage techniques, gaining the Sage Body, Rinnegan, and the power of tailed beasts—ultimately even achieving the legendary Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan! With absolute strength, he unified the ninja world, vanquishing the Ōtsutsuki clan and bringing genuine peace to the realm, ushering in an era of interstellar exploration for the ninja world! With numerous wives and descendants, he single-handedly rebuilt the Uchiha clan… -------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I am not the author of this novel and hold no rights to the original work. This translation is created purely as a fan project for entertainment purposes only. No profit is being made from this translation, and while donations are highly appreciated to support future projects, they are not required. I encourage readers to support the original author and their work.^_^ If you’d like to support my future translations, you can donate via PayPal:https://paypal.me/MagicReader?country.x=PH&locale.x=en_US

In a world teetering on the brink of destruction, a formidable threat emerges as Xalirion the Abyssal and his vast army launch a devastating assault on Earth. The planet's last hope lies in the hands of four extraordinary heroes, each wielding incredible powers and facing their own personal battles. Funneh Kalana, the celebrated speedster and master of water abilities, leads the charge against the invasion. Her incredible Crystal Water Dragon transformation becomes a beacon of hope as she rallies her allies. Joining her are Chloé Strom, a fierce Celestial Dragon Ascendant with control over celestial fire, and Chloe Kalana, a compassionate healer with a rare talent for restoring peace. The enigmatic René Dupré, known for his shadowy skills and strategic prowess, partners with these heroes to face the overwhelming odds. Together, they must unlock their ultimate forms and unite their strengths to confront Xalirion's terrifying power. In their quest, they are also joined by the indestructible Inquisitor IL-Suk and the invincible Belemon, whose combined might proves crucial in the fight. As the battle intensifies, the heroes navigate personal challenges and forge unbreakable bonds. From devastating confrontations to moments of profound bravery, they strive to prevent Xalirion from annihilating their world.