Funny Fishing Hats

Vor achthundert Jahren verstarb ein legendärer Mann. Zhang Ruochen, der Sohn von Kaiser Ming, wurde von seiner Verlobten, Prinzessin Chi Yao, getötet. Dann, achthundert Jahre nach seinem Tod, kehrte er zurück, nur um festzustellen, dass diejenige, die ihn getötet hatte, bereits das Kunlun-Feld vereinigt und das Erste Zentrale Reich errichtet hatte und nun als Kaiserin Chi Yao bekannt war... Kaiserin Chi Yao - ihre Majestät regierte die Welt der Sterblichen und genoss Prestige in allen Himmelsrichtungen sowie ein ewiges Leben. Zhang Ruochen stand vor dem kaiserlichen Ahnentempel und betrachtete die Statue der Kaiserin Chi Yao, und in seinem Herzen loderten die Flammen des Hasses. "Nachdem ich 13 Jahre lang geübt habe, werde ich die Kaiserin in ihr Verderben schicken!"

(1v1, rein und süß) Xiliangs Prinzenresidenz. Mit tigerartiger Energie und im Alter von nur 5 Jahren sah der kleine Prinz Xiao Moxi, wie seine Mutter wieder zu den Feldern davoneilte, und sein dampfbrötchenartiges Gesicht verzog sich vor Frustration. Er schaute betrübt zu seinem Vater neben ihm und beklagte sich mit einem Anflug von Weltweisheit: "Vater, wie konntest du dich in meine Mutter verlieben, die ständig weglaufen will?" Xiao Yeyang warf seinem frühreifen Sohn einen Seitenblick zu und tat dann so, als würde er über die Frage nachdenken. Warum hatte er sich in der Tat in diese Frau verliebt? Nach einem langen Schweigen... "Wer weiß? Vielleicht bin ich mit dem Kopf in einer Tür hängen geblieben!" Vater und Sohn tauschten einen Blick des gegenseitigen Mitgefühls aus und stießen unisono einen hilflosen Seufzer aus. Was macht man, wenn man mit einer Frau zusammen ist, die nie zu Hause ist? Mit der eigenen Prinzessinnen-Gemahlin (Mutter) kann man nur eines tun - sie verwöhnen, versteht sich! ... In die Antike versetzt, mit einem Raum voller Reisblumen, wollte sie nur in Ruhe ihr Leben auf den Feldern verbringen. Unerwartet wurde sie von ihrem Vater, einem Bezirksrichter, gezwungen, das Land zu verlassen und in die Stadt zu ziehen! In der Stadt herrschte reges Treiben, und um zu Hause mitreden zu können, kaufte sie Ländereien, baute Blumen und Heilkräuter an und entwickelte ertragreiche Getreidesorten von hoher Qualität. Bemerkenswerterweise half sie ihrem Vater, der neun Jahre lang Bezirksrichter war, Schritt für Schritt aufzusteigen und brachte die niedrig geborene Familie Yan in die elitären Kreise Pekings! Dies ist die Geschichte einer adligen Tochter aus einer bescheidenen Familie, die ihrem Clan zu Erfolg und Wohlstand verhilft, und eine süße Liebesgeschichte von gegenseitigem Erfolg und Zusammenwachsen! Männliche Hauptrolle: Vor den anderen ist er der stolze kleine Prinz, der herrschsüchtige Prinz von Xiliang. Vor der weiblichen Hauptrolle ist er ein sanftmütiger und zärtlicher Mann. Weibliche Hauptrolle: In allen Belangen klar, warmherzig und selbstbewusst!

Man sagt, der größte Segen ist es, das Idol zu heiraten, von dem man immer geträumt hat. Aber Qiao Lian weiß, dass die Realität anders aussieht... Das Internet behauptet, dass der beste Schauspieler Shen Liangchuan ein männlicher Gott ist, der von keinem sexuellen Trieb beeinflusst wird, aber Qiao Lian widerspricht dem vehement. Das ist eine Lüge! Nachdem sie den Vertrag endlich erfüllt hat, platzt Qiao Lian heraus: "Ich will die Scheidung! So ein Leben will ich nicht!"

Chen Fei looked at the bewildering number of people in front of him who desperately practiced boxing to become a master, sighing. "Compete? I don't think so. My motto is never to stand when you can sit." So the panel answered his call. "Extreme Mountain Fist Technique simplification in progress... simplification successful... Extreme Mountain Breathing Technique" "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method simplification in progress... simplification successful... Breathing" Chen Fei took a deep breath. "Extreme Mountain Breathing Method experience +1." "...So I can cultivate by breathing alone?"

[New Release: The Heaven-Sent Little Cutie: Superstar God, Endless Pampering] Sold into a wealthy family by her father, she married a rich young man with a severe illness. For five years, she tended to her bedridden husband, handling everything from eating and drinking to relieving himself. One day, she shockingly discovered that her supposedly dying husband, Yecen, was exercising in the dead of night. "Didn't the doctor say you were about to die?" The man wrapped his arms around her slim waist, with a smile that wasn't quite a smile, "What? Do you wish that much for your husband to pass away?" With that, he sealed her lips with a kiss! My goodness, what kind of sickly young master is this? His physical strength is even greater than that of nine bulls!

This is the world of Spirit Beasts where humans can forge contracts with Spirit Beasts or command them in battle, or harness the power of Spirit Beasts to fight. Relying on the power of Divine Beasts, various kingdoms were established across the continents. One day, a mysterious youth appeared in this world. Spirit Beast Alliance: A new divine beast? Quick! Dispatch someone to forge a contract with it! Divine Beast Hall: Great divine beast, would you like to join the Divine Beast Hall? Here, you'll find many companions. Feng Yuan, rubbing the head of the divine beast, chuckled at the astonished crowd. "Sorry, it has already forged a contract with me." He added silently in his mind, 'Back when it wasn't even a divine beast yet.' --------------------------------- Feng Yuan smirked, "Heh, no matter what kind of pet it is, as long as I want, it can evolve into a divine beast." This is a tale of pets, a story of a formidable individual capable of nurturing divine beasts at will.

On this continent, all creatures had a chance of evolving into dragons. It was said that every life had their own Dragon Gates. After crossing it, they’d become like the sun and moon in the sky, dazzling gloriously. That also applied to humans. Humans’ Dragon Gates were becoming Dragon Tamers. Searching everywhere for young spirits close to dragonizing, and training them into unparalleled Dragon Kings!

Han Yi accidentally crossed into the Cultivation World and became an outer disciple of the Xuan Dan Sect. Sects, Immortal Countries, Sacred Places, Heavenly Demons—the dangers in the Cultivation World were everywhere. Fortunately, Han Yi had a Skill Panel. Alchemy, Formations, Talismans, Divine Abilities, Magic Skills... Just work hard, and everything will be alright.

A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way... (A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome) (Group: 313392527)

The Elemental Witch, reduced to just a witch hat who has forgotten its memories, had been trapped in the ruins for centuries until it encountered Kailey, finally gaining freedom. Kailey, who had ventured into the ruins in search of a cure, thought she had found one. However, it turns out to be a cursed tome, leaving Kailey incapacitated. As a result, the dormant second soul from previous hijinks in the ruin arises to take over her body. After leaving the ruins, the second soul, Aleshia, renames the witch hat to Lucia. During Lucia's excitement over her christening, Aleshia separates from Lucia, leaving Lucia alone. But soon after, the leader of the Green Wolf clan appeared.

The City of Hatlynshire is ruled by two opposing forces. The Order of Man, a shadow government ruled over by an autocratic dictator and the Circle, a hidden community of telekinetic people descended from a magic forest and ruled by eight powerful industrialist Barons and their Houses. The story follows the perspectives of multiple lead characters. Baron Henry Demon, the wealthy head of one of Hatlynshire's nine Boroughs, who grapples with the death of the man he had idolized all his life and the weight of the mounting pressure as the Circle heads towards a deadly war with their sworn enemy. Tensions which are worsened by internal disputes brought upon by a missing heir and a secretive insurgent who plots to rise up against the Barons and change the Circle from within. Lucian Demon, Henry's son and reluctant heir who deals with the issues and self-doubt created by expectations he was born to fulfill. As his dreaded Initiation Ceremony comes closer his worries are increased by the news of the Circle's conflict and a mysterious oncoming threat that would lead to the demise of him and everyone he loves. So he must work with both his family and his friends to uncover the secrets of their parents and hopefully survive whatever doom that's coming to the House at No 9, Allison Street. Anna Dawton, a common girl living in a secret Hamlet for Circulions in a Borough of theaters and drama, who deals with the threat of her home becoming a battleground when war arises after the seat of Everton is left empty in the wake of a car bombing. With her older sister, a vigilante outlaw bent on revenge against the Order of Man and her surrogate father figure, a kind bartender with a tragic yet legendary past. With her friends and family she attempts to survive the Hunters sent to kill her and her people while also trying to uncover the lies and secrets of the man in charge of her home. As this story unfolds, mysteries begin to reveal themselves. The treachery of an insurgent bent on justice for old sins, the plans of the dictator Timothy Montgomery and the Order of Man. The millennia long prophecies of eldritch gods and peoples long forgotten. And the many mysteries of a vengeful Baron and his broken House. All this comes together in a conflict that will shake the City of Hatlynshire to its core. The King sits upon his Moorish throne, his eternal children praise his name, for the sins of the old the young shall atone, returning once more from the Flame...

One moment, she was an ordinary teacher. The next, she was gone, swallowed by a void of darkness. When she finally opens her eyes, it isn't to a familiar world-it's to the crushing depths of an endless ocean, her reflection revealing a body covered in golden scales. Reincarnated as a fish in a world she doesn't understand, she's thrust into a relentless fight for survival. A strange system binds itself to her, offering a single chance: level up or be consumed. The rules are brutal-eat or be eaten-and the ocean is teeming with predators that defy imagination. But as she grows stronger and evolves, she begins to see glimpses of a purpose she cannot yet grasp. The tides carry whispers of secrets buried in the abyss, of monsters sleeping in the deep, and of powers far greater than her own. She thought death was the end. She was wrong. It was only the beginning. In this world, survival isn't guaranteed, and transformation comes at a cost. The ocean waits, dark and unforgiving. Will she rise with the tide-or be lost beneath it?

"I emphasize again, this is not called freeloading, this is called serendipity!" Lin Mo declared. —————— A thousand years ago, a game called "After the Primordial Chaos" descended into reality, and the planet Di Yuan entered the Great Cultivation Era. In this world of cultivation where geniuses are as common as dogs and protagonists blessed by fate are everywhere, Lin Mo, an ordinary high school student preparing for the Immortal Examination, had neither background nor influence. He couldn't even outcompete others in studying. So, between raising fish and fishing, he chose the wooden fish. Between morality and immorality, he chose merit. From then on, by tapping the wooden fish, he gained merit and blessings, enjoying a laid-back life. Is your cultivation level too low before the Immortal Examination? [You've invested merit points into your cultivation technique, upgrading to Qi Condensation 9th layer.] Are spells too difficult to practice? [You've invested merit points into spell techniques, mastering the Heavenly Thunder Incantation.] Is your Dao technique too ordinary? [You've invested merit points into a broken deity statue, restoring its golden body, and obtaining the divine ability "Samadhi True Fire."] ... Lin Mo stretched lazily, gazing at the ruins of the old Celestial Court in the ninth heaven. The Heavenly Dao has shattered, and all the gods and Buddhas have perished? No matter, let me flex my fingers and rebuild the glory of the Celestial Court!

Lily ist die Tochter eines Betas. Und ihr Gefährte? Er ist der erstgeborene Sohn des Alphas. Als sie entdecken, was sie füreinander sind, ist es schon ein bisschen zu spät. Denn ihr geliebter Gefährte ist mit seiner Schande im Schlepptau nach Hause gekommen. Eine Wölfin, die er geschwängert hat, als er den Sommer über im Norden trainierte. Er hat ihren Mond zerschmettert. Aber die Wölfin hat ein Geheimnis. Und Lily wird nicht zulassen, dass sie ihr so einfach das stiehlt, was ihr gehört. ** Diese Geschichte ist voller Wendungen, die dich zum Weinen, Lachen, Wütendwerden, Telefonieren usw. bringen werden. Es ist eine Reise, die du lieben wirst und nicht von Lily, Eve und Zain loslassen kannst. Ich hoffe, auch Sie werden die Geschichte lieben und die Einladung annehmen, sich auf eine Reise zu begeben, die Sie erfüllt und mit einem Lächeln im Gesicht zurücklässt.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

(End of the World + Rebirth + Space + Stockpiling Supplies) Suddenly, natural disasters hit and the world changed drastically. First, it was extreme heat, then extreme cold, followed by earthquakes, thick fog, eternal night, and acid rain. Liu Ruyan, who had struggled to survive alone in the apocalypse for ten years, finally died in the pouring acid rain. When she opened her eyes again, Liu Ruyan found that she had been reborn, and there were still three months before the apocalypse. After discovering a huge portable space in her family heirloom, Liu Ruyan set herself the first small goal after rebirth - spending 2.1 billion yuan to fill the space with supplies! From then on, Liu Ruyan started the stockpiling mode. Rice, flour, cooking oil and salt? Buy! Chickens, ducks, fish and meat? Buy! Clothes, hats, shoes and socks? Buy! Dried meat, chicken feet, mini hot pots, potato chips, spicy strips, and luosifen, none can be missed! (A survival story in the apocalypse, the male lead will be absolutely unexpected!)

[You have Obtained The World Compass 1/10, You have obtained Simple rowboat 1/10, You have obtained Map of Worlds 1/10, You have obtained Basic revolver 1/10, You have obtained Harpoon 1/10, You have obtained Basic Fishing Rod 1/10] “Wait what?!!” Allen was transmigrated into the void while on a rowing boat with no guide but a system that allows him to sell things and a compass which points him to directions of worlds, he also has a few other survival items, Now Allen will travel the universe discovering many worlds and plundering civilizations of their loot.

Who would think he get reincarnated as a fish now he has to try to get the affection of the 5 Prince to survive.

Hello everyone, my name is Ji Yun. I'm trapped in the day I went to school ten years ago. I know that in 30 seconds, a soccer ball will come flying in. The ball will hit the girl with mushroom hair in the corner of the classroom. She's my childhood friend, still a bit naive and timid. She's a nobody in class, but only I know that she will become a classic beauty and a big star ten years later. Under the banyan tree in five minutes, there will be a girl waiting for me. She's my first love. I've been longing for her attention for as long as I can remember. A few days ago, I confessed to her, and she said she needed to think about it. So, we agreed that she would give me an answer today. I know this is the closest I'll ever be to her in my future life. If I miss this opportunity, we'll become distant like strangers. What should I do? Should I bid a heartfelt farewell to my childhood friend who's about to go abroad, or should I go to the banyan tree and seize the only chance to possibly be with my first love? I'm online waiting, but not in a rush. After all, I always wake up on the same day, with plenty of time and opportunities. I want to handle everything that will impact my future life perfectly, so that the me in ten years won't have so many regrets. What do you think?

Xia Yue feels her life is as melodramatically convoluted as a novel. The family that raised her for more than twenty years isn't truly hers, and she's merely a counterfeit rich girl. After confirming she's indeed not a child of the Xia family, she takes the initiative and moves out, making space for the real heiress. And then, she gets knocked out by an object in the courtyard of her new home, and ends up being bound to a system. This system has no sense of martial morality, even going as far as imposing tasks on her forcibly. But the system doesn't care about her complaints, constantly pestering her. Xia Yue is so annoyed, it's giving her a headache. So, she decides to get rid of the system.

"Black technology" originally referred to scientific and technological achievements that were not developed by humans, surpassing current human technology and understanding, and even violating natural principles without a scientific basis. Such technology that transcends time, when used well, can advance human civilization, but when misused, it can destroy civilization. Chen Yang, who is infested by an extraterrestrial creature, was once an ordinary human on Earth. Now he faces a problem: how should he use a technology that surpasses the current level? However, before that, he has to face another issue. The extraterrestrial creature parasitizing him is not an easy companion to live with. In fact, even the worst criminal could not describe its evil. The attitude it holds towards humans is related to the future of mankind. No matter for his own sake or all of humanity, the first thing Chen Yang has to learn is how to live with an "alien".

Barlon Sena is a boy who lived a boring life, his only happiest moments were with his Grandfather who made him have good times, forgetting his life situation. However, everything changes when his grandfather dies, leaving nothing more than a cap that he wore on his fishing trips. What no one knew was that that tattered and harmless cap held great power. Fisherman's tales were never lies.

For the sake of money, Laura took on a job and became the fake fiancée of Hyman, a billionaire who was on the verge of death. Not only was she promised a hefty compensation, but also the opportunity to inherit his vast fortune. Laura accepted willingly, unaware that Hyman could hear her inner thoughts. Due to a dispute over the inheritance, Hyman was framed by his family and got into a car accident, losing his memory. To manipulate Hyman, his family made Laura his fake fiancée. Every day, his fiancée would gaze at him, speaking affectionately with teary eyes, saying, "Darling, I love you. I am the fish, and you are the water. Without you, how can I survive?" In the next moment, Hyman could hear her true thoughts: When will I finally be able to inherit his fortune? Hyman: Hah, love me?!! This is a funny fantasy romance novel.

The world was forever changed by the emergence of mana. Humanity split into two paths: those who awakened to its power, gaining superhuman abilities and becoming known as "Awakened," and those who remained unchanged, vulnerable to the mana-infused air that now choked the planet. To survive, mankind erected magical barriers around their cities, powered by mana stones mined from the earth. The Awakened ventured beyond the safety of these barriers, battling monstrous creatures that emerged from dimensional rifts and scavenging for resources. Jay, an orphan, toiled in the mines, his life deemed less valuable than the stones he extracted. At nineteen, a cave-in ended his short, harsh existence. But fate had other plans. He awoke reborn, not in the mines, but on a small, idyllic island, a mysterious system at his disposal. This system allowed him to trade his catches of fish for incredible rewards: experience points, stat boosts, even fantastical abilities. As Jay grows stronger, he discovers a shocking truth: he's not on some alien world, but on Earth. The island's air is not toxic, there are no monstrous beasts around. What happened in his absence? Driven by a thirst for answers and a desire to never again be weak, Jay embarks on a journey to uncover the secrets of this new world and forge his own destiny.

The story begins with a primitive boy using a spear to catch fish. From this fateful day, the boy's future changes, leading to the future of all humanity changing. From him and others, humanity gradually developed science and society. Where is the limit of humanity?

Ye Chen, the desperate fisherman in Riverland City, could catch anything but fish. He even registered a livestreaming room. Swish! Ye Chen caught a cremation urn as a bait box, hoping to change his luck with it. But as soon as someone sat down, a big fish was caught! Ye Chen was almost infuriated to the point of spitting blood! Just when he couldn't take it anymore, the system finally awakened... However, the system's achievements left him dumbfounded. Salvaging military weapons, saving people from the river, encountering floating corpses at night... [The host can catch a fish in 5 minutes] After 5 minutes, a rotten fish was hooked. Ye Chen was stunned. All the viewers in the livestreaming room were also stunned. [If the host continues fishing, a mysterious item weighing 76kg, worth 200,000, can be obtained] Ye Chen exclaimed, "Holy crap! Why can I catch everything except fish?"

Jessica hat bei einem Unfall ihre Eltern verloren. Danach hat sie laut Psychologen ein Trauma, was sie versucht in ihren Träumen zu bearbeiten. Aber sie fragt sich, warum sie von einem Unbekannten träumen sollte, der ihr bei der Aufarbeitung nicht half.

Join West Sun as he tries to come to terms with the fact that his salted fish live has ended and must now travel to a new world… as a NPC

Mattis, a young blacksmith, completes a magnificent sword crafted from serpent scales and other materials. He subsequently enters a forbidden cave and forms an unexpected pact with Arcaeus, a giant serpent who reveals a history of conflict between humans and serpents. Their bond develops as Mattis offers Arcaeus fish, and Arcaeus clarifies that serpents primarily consume fish, not humans, offering a glimmer of hope for Mattis's missing parents. The story unfolds in the fictional land of Wyrmwind, emphasizing the relationship between humans and serpents. The narrative focuses on Mattis's actions and the unfolding revelations about the world around him.