Old British Comedians

The frail young lady of the Tang Family, raised for five years in the Daoist temple, was brought back home. Everyone harbored their own thoughts, preparing to welcome a delicate and sickly young girl, only to be met with a bright and shiny Little Baldy. She followed them around like a little tail, proclaiming that their days were numbered. Initially, the Tang Family resisted this, arguing that even if she wasn't a sweet and adorable child, she shouldn't be a nonsensical Little Swindler! Latter on, as the little girl, vexed and embarrassed the bad guys with talk of imminent retaliation, amid everyone's cries of alarm, she confronted them with a little dust whisk in one hand and a small clenched fist in the other in an attempt to 'conquer with virtue' on their behalf. The Tang Family, gradually freeloading: Delicious! ** In the wealthy Rong Family, with a century-old legacy, there were rumors that a precious young master resided within its vast estate, dressed in traditional Tang Suit, his wrist adorned with Buddha Beads, a figure everyone dreaded. One day, under the pear tree in the courtyard, on the recliner, lay a pile of fluffy yarn balls neatly placed on the knees of that always composed and sagacious youth who was almost bewitching. The Personal Guard was puzzled, as the young master's fingers were never known to touch even spring water. Then they heard the young master ask in a gentle voice: After much consideration, a fluffy hat seems warmer, don't you think? Which color do you think Jinjin would look good in, pink or multicolored? Personal Guard: ??? ** Rong Qing had known since he was young that he was different from others, with a heavy malevolence about him, calling evil spirits close. That is until he met Tang Jin wielding a little dust whisk, pinning Evil Spirits to the ground and pummeling them, while others fled in all directions, as she recited "the sea of bitterness has no bounds, turn your head to see the shore." Latter on, Rong Qing, touching her Little Baldy head, pulled her hand with a smile: Jinjin, would you care to save your brother as well? Seeing that you're so pretty, Little Milk Jin let herself be led by the hand, cooing with reserved pride: I can.

There was an ancient dragon in human form who lived on a mountain, and by his side was a girl who took care of him. One day, the girl asked the dragon, "Please tell me more about yourself." The dragon replied, "Alright, but it will be a long story." — A derivative work of Mushoku Tensei by Rifujin na Maganote This novel tells the story of Laplace, and the beginning of the world of Mushoku Tensei. Hello! I am the author of Mushoku Tensei: Reincarnated as a Beast Race, and I am posting this because a lot of the information from the fanfic there will be taken from this work. I am NOT earning anything from this and all rights belong to Rifujin na Maganote, I hope you like it!

Literally just a bunch of old journal entries of mine. Cringe along with me as I relive these days. It's been at least 15 years...some of these are as old as 20! How bad could it be? *Names will be omitted and replaced with "XXXXX" in order to keep some semblance of privacy.*

The promising surgery professor 'Sung Joo-hyuk' is reborn as a boy named 'Kim Tae-pyeong' in the 19th-century rural village of Upton, England, with all his past memories intact. There, he once again nurtures his dream of becoming a doctor, but what Tae-pyeong encounters is the harsh reality of London's medical world, where even proper sterilization is not practiced.... Overcoming all kinds of racial discrimination, Tae-pyeong demonstrates his ingenuity as a mysterious doctor from the East. You can support me at patreon.com/wizard_kitten

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

Being a victim of a house fire that brought the entire family house down, Valentina was left with several burns on her. body, causing her to be titled as the creature of Bayhill. Her stepsister, Chole Callum was about to get married and according to the family tradition, Valentina as the elder daughter of the family must be married. Seeing this as an opportunity to wipe their shame away, the Callum family put a price tag on Valentina's head, whoever gets to marry her would be given a hundred thousand dollars. The family stated that Valentina Husband doesn't need to care for Valentina as she could be thrown away once the marriage certificate has been signed.  With that many people were interested in Valentina, however her stepsister, picked the worst among the people that came, thinking Valentina would be thrown away after the marriage and probably end up dead in the few days, but little did she knew that she had chosen a multi billionaire for her sister, dressed like homeless man with no source of income, little did they know he is the most talked man in the world. “How would you have the last laugh if you commit suicide now.” “Don't you want to see your sister come begging you for forgiveness.” “Don't you want to be the key to your family fortune. Don't you  want to be the Yes and No of your family.” “Don't you want to see your family all going to their knees begging you to come save them from their catastrophe.” “Don't you want to rule the world again, become the woman that everyone can't stop talking about in the country, just like ten years ago, but this time it would be different. You will be crowned as a Queen.” “Stay alive and all these will happen.” “Be with me and I will make you the woman in every man's heart, even the married ones.”

In the previous life, Song Tangning was the most expensive girl in Shengjing, but because of a niece, she died in the hands of the brothers and the fiance of the younger brother. They took everything to her, ruined her life, and stepped on her as a mud to hold her niece to become a dazzling sun, but she ruined her legs and was imprisoned in the waste hospital for many years. After rebirth, Tang Ning would never be the stepping stone. The indifferent brother, she doesn't want it. I admire Bai Lian's cousin, she breaks her relatives. The fiance with three hearts and two, she retired. After tearing away the daughter -in -law's face, the elder brothers and fiances knelt in front of her forgiveness. Song Tangning indifferent: Forgive? Oh, it is better to burn it. She already has a brother. Although the new brother is a eunuch, her reputation is not good, cold and fierce, and the children can scare the children crying from a distance. But when he called her "Little Begonia", he was very gentle. ... When Xiao Di was alone with Tang Ning, he was said to be Li Li: "Ben Governor is an eunuch, what is there?" Later, the room was warm and fragrant. Brother, you "... [Fake eunuch]+[All crematorium]+[Brother crematorium]+[No forgiveness]

Khusus Dewasa!! "MY CAPTAIN PRIA" VOL.2 SINOPSIS : Priambodo (24 th) sebagai seorang kapten di jajarannya sedikit heran dengan atasannya pak Hadi Wirawan yang memberikan tugas baru padanya untuk menjaga Putrinya dari incaran mafia yang ingin balas dendam dengan mengincar nyawa putrinya. Selama 24 jam Priambodo di haruskan menjaga Putri Ellana Wirawan (19 th) yang masih duduk di kelas 3 SMA. Priambodo hampir shock saat mengetahui Putri yang akan di lindunginya adalah gadis culun dengan penampilan yang sama sekali tidak menarik dan sering di bully teman-temannya. Dengan menyamar sebagai guru olahraga Priambodo menjalankan tugasnya dengan di temani partner kerjanya yaitu Sanny yang menjadi guru penggantinya. Dengan Perasaan yang hampir gila Priambodo menahan rasa kesalnya saat menghadapi sikap Putri yang kadang di luar nalar, belum lagi saat tahu Atasannya menginginkan dirinya sebagai menantunya. Bagaimana Priambodo menanggapinya? apakah dia menerima perjodohannya dengan Putri di gadis culun? atau lebih memilih Sanny sahabatnya yang mencintainya? Dan bagaimana reaksi Priambodo saat tahu Putri yang di anggapnya culun ternyata seorang Putri Universe yang terkenal di kota asalnya. Tunggu di Novel next NICKSCART "MY CAPTAIN PRIA" MY OLD MAN VOL.1 SINOPSIS : Cinta... Sapalah rindu dengan doa. inshaAllah nafasku akan meng-aamiin-kan disetiap bait baitnya. Cinta... hiasilah rindu dengan bermuhasabah padaNYA.. agar getarannya sampai pada dia yg berhak menerimanya. . Jika banyak yg berpendapat bahwa cinta hadir tanpa alasan, . Maka tidak bagiku, Karena menurutku : "ALLAH lah alasan yang tepat mengapa aku mencintaimu." ( Ardian Adhlino Gavin ) Nayla melihat dari jauh laki-laki yang sedang duduk di teras rumahnya cukup besar. Beberapa hari terakhir Nayla baru saja memikirkan apa yang di katakan sahabatnya Zanna. "Nay , kamu bisa bahagia dengan segala kekayaan yang akan menjadi milikmu jika kamu mau menerima cintanya, terima saja lamaran Ardian Nay, kamu masih muda masa depanmu masih panjang, sedangkan usia Ardian hampir setengah abad, apalagi dengan keadaannya yang sudah sakit-sakitan, kamu hanya menunggu beberapa bulan, dan kalau dia sudah meninggal semua milik Ardian akan menjadi milikmu semua.... "Bagaimana Nayla Kirania, apa kamu bersedia menjadi istriku untuk mendampingi selama hidupku?" tanya Ardian Adhlino Gavin dengan matanya yang sangat teduh. "Aku bersedia." jawab Nayla Kirania dengan dengan pasti.

Just more old journal entries of mine, but this time things are a bit more...weighty? Complicated? These journals were written 12 years after those of Volume 1! Let us cringe a little more. Maybe a little less? Looking back now, I wasn't that naive...was I? *Names will be omitted and replaced with "XXXXX" in order to keep some semblance of privacy.*

James Hitchcock's betrayal by his wife and daughters started his hell. As time went by, he could never pick himself back up and died on the street in his old age. The goddess of time had watched the once kind-hearted man lose everything but still pushed forward even when his life never improved. In the realm of life and death, she asked James if he wished to have a do-over from when everything started falling apart. She is willing to give him three gifts of his choosing. To do as he pleases with. *Warning: This has mind control and mind manipulation* Mc will sleep with women who meet his standards while using it. But do not worry, he won't be stealing women.

New at this, been reading fanfics for a while now. This Just for fun, i have no ownership over any characters used or one piece, hope u guys enjoy. beware grammar will probably be bad lol

Thirty years ago, a great battle shook the borders of the Yangtze River Coast. Two ancient powers, the Dragon Clan and the Tiger Clan, fought until blood flowed down the coast. That battle ended the life of the Dragon Clan's Ancestor, marking an absolute victory for the Tiger Clan, but leaving behind an undying grudge. Twenty-seven years passed, and the Dragon Clan's revenge burned again. In the shadow of their fallen ancestors, they return, bearing the embers of war to avenge lost honor. Lei Bai and Lei Yu, are two brothers who know nothing about the bloody grudge passed down by their parents' Clan. However, a cruel fate binds them in an unavoidable battle—to kill for the Clan or protect for the sake of the same blood.

{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death} 'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read. That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into. The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow... As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death. It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation. — In this post-apocalyptic world, monsters fought humans and cyborgs in a battle for survival on a scale greater than ever before. A world where innocence and death were a luxury, where the line between heroes and villains was razor-thin. Within its expanse, 'Ancient Clans,' 'Galactic Federations,' 'Factions', and 'Corporations' presided over colossal 'Ruins' that dwarfed the concept of life itself. Survivors of the 'Third World War' continuously dove into the 'Old World,' 'Hunting' for 'Relics' in any ruin that they could find on Earth, desperate to reclaim 'Lost' technology, to stand a fighting chance against the inevitable. But it appeared that 'Earthkind' had met their match. …However, Emir would never allow that fate to take its course. — Emir unraveled layers of the tale and realized the truth of the world. He acquainted himself with the rules of this game before it fully consumed him. And now... no longer content with mere survival, he sought to dominate over the very fabric of this unforgiving universe. Emir shall rise from the pawn he once was, seeking to unravel the mysteries that hounded him. The boundaries of 'Aether,' his father’s disappearance, the noose hanging above his family’s head, and of course… his starless destiny, a fate he longed to control. This pursuit would earn him the epithet: "Prince Of The Fallen." ---------------------------------------------- *Tags: Reincarnation ;), Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Magical Realism, Academy (Volume 3), Romance, Apocalypse, {Anti-Hero. Villain.} *Expect this novel to start slowly; it begins ramping up at the halfway point of volume 1. *The Magic System is introduced at the end of volume 1, read my review and Auxiliary chapter for more on that. *Warning: The main characters have emotions like proper humans. So don't expect your usual emo kid as the MC and come complaining later.

A Polymathic Man gets sent to the Viking era and decides to conquer the world with his smarts and the strength that he inherited from the body he possess now

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To all readers, I'm going to be reposting this, so just go to my profile, and you'll find this. I'm doing this because I want more popularity on this novel, it'll still be free to read but I do love seeing the numbers go high so yeah. I'm sorry about this but I really do love the satisfaction of having a popular novel. I completely understand if yall get pissed. Anyways, I'll be taking down the chapters for this, and it'll all be on another original work of mine

After spending too much time in front of the tv. I realized that my life was a joke. I ruined my apartment. Messed up and in tears. The TV flickered on with a bizarre message... "You've been selected for the Intergalactic Game Show!" Before I could realize what it meant, I was slammed through 3 floors of my apartment building, and taken into space. Abducted, and forced into sick games. If only I knew what would happen sooner...

Yuna, a strikingly beautiful but fiercely independent young woman, arrives at Seoul National University in a gleaming limousine, her intelligence matched only by her sharp tongue. Her arrival is interrupted by Hyeri, a childhood rival whose presence reignites their long-standing academic feud.

In a world of unknown horrors and nightmares, one man walks through it all without purpose, uncovering the various mysteries and unsettling truths hidden from the view of the masses.

The mountains are wise and old. they witness many things, things that are unwritten, abandoned by history. One of them is the story of an old man. Who is powerful yet doubtful. he doesn't understand his true self. and hopes to find it, in this strange place we call earth with some strange creatures we call humans.

Web novel writer Jin Han-sol, who had an unfortunate accident on a trip to England to clear his head, said, “This is… Big Ben?” When I opened my eyes, I found myself in the middle of the British Empire of the 19th century, where romance, literature, and racism breathed! You have to survive somehow, from the dockworker to the rich maid to the babysitter! The opportunity that came to him who had worked so hard that his feet were sweating, “Teacher! No, author! I’m glad to see you now!!” “…… You’re a writer?” “He’s the best writer of novels in London right now.” That chance, a fiction writer? At this time, the writing of the Great Moon, which will change the world with a single pen, begins to give cider to the bastards of the British Empire! _________ Release Schedule: 3 Chapters on Wednesday and 4 Chapters on Sunday

Levib, not a human, has lived for a few thousand years through sleeping, has been brought on Earth to give blessings.

When the creatures advanced, the world was doomed to oblivion. Only ruins of cities and lost souls remained, struggling to survive the inevitable. However, Cosmic Energy brought with it a gift as enigmatic as it was dangerous: a power capable of saving the last survivors or condemning them for good. Dante never wanted to be a hero. Trained by his parents to face a future that crumbled before it arrived, he learned that survival requires more than courage – it demands sacrifice. Now, thrust into the Capital with the enigmatic warning *don’t be the protagonist*, he finds himself at the center of a conflict larger than he ever imagined, where ancient secrets and relentless enemies test his every step. Amid improbable alliances and desperate battles, Dante will need to uncover the true cost of survival. And as he explores the limits of a world he no longer recognizes, he will learn that the greatest challenge isn’t fighting the creatures that devastated Earth. In a game where salvation and destruction are just a step apart, Dante will have to decide not only how to fight – but what to fight for. Follow the story of one who had never tasted victory before.

We know that when a prophecy becomes a legend, it will be over. But what if the prophecy becoming a legend is just the beginning? Rumor has it that some secrets of this world should remain buried forever. Deep in its ruins so that no soul would discover them. The damned stand watch there, guarding the treasures of the ancient past. Artificial truths hidden there, forgotten for the sake of the future. The darkness beneath them sleeps, waits, prepares for the right time. When her master summons her again, she will fight. We can ask the gods for the answers we seek. But we will see them only when the time comes. When the sun replaces the moon, when darkness is replaced by light. After the return of the Rebel of Darkness, after the death of the protectors, after the division of the worlds, after the extermination of magic, after a hundred years of darkness, light returns to Akhanta. The healer's daughter, who was not killed in time, escaped and survived, had to live in the shadow of her past and become a completely different person. While discovering the secrets that are connected with herself, she gets further and further into the ruins of the world. It reveals the links of the past, those that will have to be revealed again.

Talon and his pegasus wander a waste land. Snapped road signs, flipped cars, and hunks of concrete pepper the landscape. Each piece of debris threatens to bring back memories of the world before. The distant cry of a phoenix pulls a very different memory to the forefront; the day magic and monsters came to this world. After moving to a big city, Talon Corson thought he'd get a break. More opportunity for jobs, possibilities of romance, and unexpected experiences. Not only is he struggling more than ever, but all those dreams evaporate when the sky turns red and monsters start clawing their way out of the street! The world is ending, and at first it seems hopeless to survive. But discovering magic now at his fingertips, Talon has a chance that would've seemed preposterous before. The possibility to learn from the beasts, become stronger with them, and stronger than them. And the opportunity to make monster bend the knee to man.

SSS rank Transmigration: Reincarnated as a slave in my old world!