Naruto Joke

Challenge from Crossoverpairinglover. Kushina didn't die, she was taken away to another world and kept there for several years. Now she's back, but not as expected, and this will change the lives of Naruto and everyone around him. Whether some like it or not. NaruHinaHarem

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Eight years of intense training with a mysterious white-haired woman? Check. A dramatic encounter with a gorgeous Saint who made his heart skip a beat? Also check. Entrance exam to a magic academy full of weirdos? Pfft… should be easy, right? Ren just wants a peaceful life—graduate from the academy and maybe—just maybe—avoid getting caught up in world-ending nonsense. But life said, “Nah, bro. You’re the main character.” Now he's stuck dealing with a Saint who’s hiding secrets, a pretty boy prince from another world who’s acting like he read the game script, and ridiculously powerful girls who keep showing up for some reason. The world might be ending, but hey—at least the academy cafeteria serves free lunch.

What if Naruto befriended Kurama around the chunin exams?

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.

One day a 5-year-old Naruto awakened after a good night sleep (not really) with a floating screen in front of him. Will he get strong enough to face his future foes? Read to find out. Please don’t expect frequent updates.

A guy reincarnated into Naruto with 3 wishes. MC will date only one girl of my choice and I did not decide yet. I don't care if you like this or not and I'm just writing this for fun. I will upload when I feel like it but I will try daily.

Nathan Hunt, orpah and entrepreneur. Who never knew his parents, and never cared to look for them. Died and reincarnated, where? You already know that.

Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them

Aquí mi nuevo desafío, ya e probado todos los Naruto a excepción del humano. les traigo una Idea de cómo afectara el mundo de DxD, la inclusión de naruto donde no debe, no debía aparecer, no debía incluirse, no debía dañar la historia ya predestinada. no habrá reencarnaciones, no habrá sellos, no habrá memorias el pasado, ni nada. 100% humano y se irá desarrollando, no spoiler.

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt" - William Shakespeare

I don't own any of the series, this is fanfiction crossover between the Narutoverse and the cwflash verse. This is a Naruto crossover in which the namikaze clan are a clan of speedsters from the CW Flashverse. Although Naruto's Character will be slightly altered in this version I'll have my own original character as well who is also a Speedster, a mysterious one at that with unknown goals...whether he's on the goodside or the badside, time shall tell. The story will be set in the Narutoverse.

Sarcastic, Mystery, Chaotic,Comedy ,betrayal.

*Warning: Mc is a massive simp for Hanabi Hyuga* The Mc was an infamous underground fighter, apart from martial arts the only thing in life that the Mc finds joy in is the Naruto anime, more specifically the character Hanabi Hyuga. His fondness of this character quickly grew to obsession.Tragically the Mc dies to a right hook to his liver,only to be transmigrated into the world of Naruto where his journey to get stronger driven solely by his obsession with Hanabi begins. If you guy find my work amusing,please support me by giving my story a rating,thank you a lot!I appreciate all the support i get!

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

After Jiraiya's death, Naruto undergoes intense training and awakens a mysterious new power. Thrust into unexpected leadership, his growing strength and resemblance to the Fourth Hokage draw global attention. As tensions rise, Naruto's rise sends shockwaves through the fragile ninja world. [naruto, Mei,Ino]

a typical naruto gamer story, there will be grammar mistakes and all that but please enjoy

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

A man was hit by the almighty truck-sama and he reincarnated as Naruto's twin brother. This is the first time in a long while since I have written any story (over 3 years in fact) so please go easy on me and give constructive criticism.

An old man bids his last farewell to his descendants while he was on his deathbed. After closing his eyes to begin his eternal rest, he was surprised to have opened his eyes once again. However this time, his sudden awakening was accompanied by a baby's cries. NOTICE: I will try uploading 2 chapters everyday, but I don't promise that I will be able to upload everyday as I am a student with responsibilities. THERE IS YAOI AND YURI ON THE TAGS BECAUSE THIS STORY WILL HAVE CERTAIN LGBTQIA ELEMENTS AND CHARACTERS, THOUGH IT WONT BE THE FOCUS OF THE STORY

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

(will be updating January 1. total of 15+ chapters{every chapter is 2 chapters in 1}) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God