Naruto Joke

Ryo suddenly found himself in the Naruto world—specifically, as Tsunade's assistant. Drowning under a pile of endless tasks, he could only shout in exasperation, "Where's Shizune when you need her?!" But errands were soon the least of his worries. To his horror, Ryo realized he'd reincarnated a year before Pain’s devastating attack on Konoha. "How the hell am I supposed to survive this?!" he cried in despair. Just as panic set in, a bright blue screen appeared before him. [Greetings! I am the Futa System! No need to fear Pain—I shall grant you the power to survive!] Ryo blinked skeptically. "Uh, how exactly?" The system’s response was quick and cheerful: [By engaging in intimate interactions with the futas of this world, of course! Every woman is a futa in this world!]

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Eight years of intense training with a mysterious white-haired woman? Check. A dramatic encounter with a gorgeous Saint who made his heart skip a beat? Also check. Entrance exam to a magic academy full of weirdos? Pfft… should be easy, right? Ren just wants a peaceful life—graduate from the academy and maybe—just maybe—avoid getting caught up in world-ending nonsense. But life said, “Nah, bro. You’re the main character.” Now he's stuck dealing with a Saint who’s hiding secrets, a pretty boy prince from another world who’s acting like he read the game script, and ridiculously powerful girls who keep showing up for some reason. The world might be ending, but hey—at least the academy cafeteria serves free lunch.

What if Naruto befriended Kurama around the chunin exams?

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.

One day a 5-year-old Naruto awakened after a good night sleep (not really) with a floating screen in front of him. Will he get strong enough to face his future foes? Read to find out. Please don’t expect frequent updates.

A guy reincarnated into Naruto with 3 wishes. MC will date only one girl of my choice and I did not decide yet. I don't care if you like this or not and I'm just writing this for fun. I will upload when I feel like it but I will try daily.

Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them

Aquí mi nuevo desafío, ya e probado todos los Naruto a excepción del humano. les traigo una Idea de cómo afectara el mundo de DxD, la inclusión de naruto donde no debe, no debía aparecer, no debía incluirse, no debía dañar la historia ya predestinada. no habrá reencarnaciones, no habrá sellos, no habrá memorias el pasado, ni nada. 100% humano y se irá desarrollando, no spoiler.

I don't own any of the series, this is fanfiction crossover between the Narutoverse and the cwflash verse. This is a Naruto crossover in which the namikaze clan are a clan of speedsters from the CW Flashverse. Although Naruto's Character will be slightly altered in this version I'll have my own original character as well who is also a Speedster, a mysterious one at that with unknown goals...whether he's on the goodside or the badside, time shall tell. The story will be set in the Narutoverse.

Sarcastic, Mystery, Chaotic,Comedy ,betrayal.

*Warning: Mc is a massive simp for Hanabi Hyuga* The Mc was an infamous underground fighter, apart from martial arts the only thing in life that the Mc finds joy in is the Naruto anime, more specifically the character Hanabi Hyuga. His fondness of this character quickly grew to obsession.Tragically the Mc dies to a right hook to his liver,only to be transmigrated into the world of Naruto where his journey to get stronger driven solely by his obsession with Hanabi begins. If you guy find my work amusing,please support me by giving my story a rating,thank you a lot!I appreciate all the support i get!

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

a typical naruto gamer story, there will be grammar mistakes and all that but please enjoy

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

A man was hit by the almighty truck-sama and he reincarnated as Naruto's twin brother. This is the first time in a long while since I have written any story (over 3 years in fact) so please go easy on me and give constructive criticism.

An old man bids his last farewell to his descendants while he was on his deathbed. After closing his eyes to begin his eternal rest, he was surprised to have opened his eyes once again. However this time, his sudden awakening was accompanied by a baby's cries. NOTICE: I will try uploading 2 chapters everyday, but I don't promise that I will be able to upload everyday as I am a student with responsibilities. THERE IS YAOI AND YURI ON THE TAGS BECAUSE THIS STORY WILL HAVE CERTAIN LGBTQIA ELEMENTS AND CHARACTERS, THOUGH IT WONT BE THE FOCUS OF THE STORY

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

(This is the first thing I'm writing so please don't be too harsh with the constructive criticism.) Ths follows a fan of the Naruto shippuden anime when he finds a video on YouTube about interesting game about the anime, the game was a walk through of the entire Naruto shippuden anime but not from the perspective of the canonical characters but a original player character allowing nearly limitless RP potential for the player and that the game is currently on early access. After seeing the video he told his friends and sent them the link only for them to find a rickroll, seeing the responses from his friends he downloaded the game to show them the game, seeing the download time he drew what he wanted his character to look like and went to sleep waiting for it to finish downloading. When our protagonist woke up from his slumber he realized that he was in a terrible situation when he saw a shrouded figure looming over him with red eyes and a blade and at that point he knew that his life would either end or it would never be the same ever again. (I own none of the Naruto shippuden characters that will be in this novel as this is in no way supplementaly related to the story as this is a fan made piece of media.)

(will be updating January 1. total of 15+ chapters{every chapter is 2 chapters in 1}) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"