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``` El mayor error de la vida de Alicia fue intentar suicidarse. Se encontró en el cuerpo de una princesa de 19 años exiliada, en la Edad Media. ¿Y qué más? Fue forzada a casarse con el príncipe Harold; el infame príncipe de cabello blanco y de mal genio que no dudaría en matar a alguien por la razón más irrelevante. Ahora, su boda es en solo unas horas y la "princesa", que resulta ser Alicia, se supone que debe mostrar algunas habilidades "principescas" a los invitados. Pregunta rápida: ¿Está permitido el twerking en la Edad Media? Una cosa sabía con certeza, la boda iba a ser un desastre y el príncipe de mal genio la iba a matar antes de que encontrara el camino de vuelta a casa. ¡Dios la ayude! ThatAmazingGirl en colaboración con Miss_Behaviour (las escritoras de "Enamorado/a de un/a Cleptómano/a") te traen otro libro. "LA EXTRAÑA NOVIA DEL PRÍNCIPE MALDITO" ¿Qué harías si de repente te encontraras en el cuerpo de una princesa en la antigüedad? Además, él no es solo un hombre lobo, también está maldito por la diosa lunar. EXTRACTO: ¿Qué debería hacer? Estaba confundida y no tenía idea de lo que estaba pasando. ¡Las bodas en la Edad Media eran extrañas! ¿Qué diablos es "Recitación de virtudes"? ¿Debería fingir desmayarse? Ese era el único pensamiento que tenía sentido. Así que eso fue lo que hizo. Se desplomó lentamente en el suelo y escuchó cómo todos comenzaron a jadear y exclamar. Alicia quería que la sacaran de allí y luego encontraría una manera de escapar. Pero tal vez después de todo era desafortunada, porque cuando miró por debajo de sus pestañas, preguntándose por qué nadie venía a cargarla, vio una túnica dorada, antes de que la persona se agachara frente a ella. Cerró los ojos fuertemente y contuvo la respiración. Después de todo, era actriz. Podría hacerlo a la perfección. "Esa fue una mala actuación, mi señora", la voz profunda habló, causando escalofríos en su piel. Aterrador. "Solo te daré tres segundos para levantarte". Su voz no era realmente amenazadora, pero de alguna manera imponía miedo, especialmente por la manera lenta y cuidadosa con la que hablaba. Había oído que era de mal genio. ¿Qué haría después de que pasaran los tres segundos? ¿La mataría? Entonces, ¿moriría aquí? ¿Cómo sabía él que estaba fingiendo? ¿Era la gente de la Edad Media normalmente inteligente? Abrió un ojo para echarle un vistazo y lo vio mirándola fijamente con una sonrisa burlona. ¡No había manera de que la boda no ocurriera! ¡Iba a morir sin duda! ******* Hombre lobo (Comprobado) Príncipe maldito (Comprobado) Transmigración (Comprobado) Comedia (Comprobado) Romance (Doble comprobado) ¡Añádela a tu biblioteca! ```

O maior erro da vida de Alícia, foi tentar cometer suicídio. Ela se viu no corpo de uma princesa de 19 anos em exílio, na idade média. E mais? Ela foi forçada a casar-se com o Príncipe Harold; o infame Príncipe de cabelos brancos e temperamento explosivo que não se importaria em matar alguém pelo motivo mais irrelevante. Agora, seu casamento é daqui a apenas algumas horas e a 'princesa', que por acaso é Alícia, deve mostrar algumas habilidades 'principescas' aos convidados. Pergunta rápida: É permitido fazer twerk na idade média? Uma coisa ela sabia com certeza, o casamento seria um desastre e o Príncipe de temperamento explosivo a mataria antes que ela encontrasse um jeito de voltar para casa. Deus a Ajude! ThatAmazingGirl em colaboração com Miss_Behaviour (As escritoras de Apaixonada(o) Por Um(a) Cleptomaníaco(a)) estão trazendo-lhe outro livro. "A ESTRANHA NOIVA DO PRÍNCIPE AMALDIÇOADO" O que você faria se de repente se encontrasse no corpo de uma princesa na época antiga? E mais, ele não é apenas um lobisomem, ele também é amaldiçoado pela deusa da lua. TRECHO: O que ela deveria fazer? Estava confusa e não tinha ideia do que estava acontecendo. Casamentos na idade média eram estranhos! O que diabos é 'Recitação das Virtudes'? Deveria fingir desmaiar? Esse foi o único pensamento que fez sentido. Então foi o que ela fez. Ela lentamente desabou no chão e ouviu todos começarem a arfar e exclamar. Alícia queria que a tirassem dali e então encontraria uma maneira de fugir. Mas talvez ela tivesse mesmo azar, porque quando ela espiou por debaixo dos cílios, se perguntando por que ninguém estava vindo para carregá-la para fora, viu uma túnica dourada, antes de a pessoa se agachar diante dela. Ela fechou seus olhos fortemente e prendeu a respiração. Afinal de contas, ela era uma atriz. Ela poderia encenar isso impecavelmente. "Foi uma má atuação, minha senhora." A voz profunda falou, causando arrepios em sua pele. Assustador. "Eu só vou te dar três segundos para se levantar." Sua voz não era realmente ameaçadora, mas de algum modo ele comandava medo, especialmente com a maneira lenta e cuidadosa com que ele falava. Ela ouviu que ele era mal-humorado. O que ele faria após os três segundos passarem? Ele a mataria? Então ela morreria aqui? Como ele sabia que ela estava fingindo? As pessoas na idade média geralmente eram inteligentes? Ela abriu um olho para espiar e o viu olhando diretamente para ela com um sorriso sarcástico. NÃO HAVIA COMO O CASAMENTO NÃO ACONTECER. ELA ESTAVA MORTA! ******* Lobisomem (Check) Príncipe amaldiçoado (Check) Transmigração (Check) Comédia (Check) Romance (Duplo Check) ADICIONE À SUA BIBLIOTECA!

After transmigrating to a world of beasts, Ye Zhizhi turned out to be the only woman in a population brimming with handsome men. Forget competing for territory or food—why were they competing for her too? Tiger took the initiative. “Don’t run off. Give me a child and I’ll protect you.” His ears might be fluffy and adorable, but she’s a human, and reproductive isolation meant she couldn’t bear his child even if she broke her hips! Although it was bizarre enough to meet a perverted tiger, it turned out everyone was perverted: foxes, wolves, snakes, and peacocks! This world was so indecent! While the tiger went out to hunt, the fox flashed her a droopy look. “Tiger is lying to you. He just wants to possess you, but I’m different—I’ll pamper you.” Ye Zhizhi shook her head—there’s no way she would trust a fox. The big black wolf licked his long fingers and spoke alluringly, “Us wolves are always monogamous. You’ll be happiest with me.” The white peacock flashed its golden tail feathers and shoved the wolf aside, twerking its butt at Ye Zhizhi, “Loyalty is useless, you oaf—it’s only natural to pick the prettiest partner. Ye Zhizhi: “I’ll never be charmed by beauty!” before she finished, something icy coiled around her legs—unbeknownst to her, the emerald snake had slipped behind her, and things were heating up as his tail slithered over her body… “Stop, stop, stop!” Unable to fight back, Ye Zhizhi had to set ground rules. “Calm down, let’s go one-by-one!” Tiger said, “Why didn’t you call me if you’re doing it in a group?!”

The biggest mistake of Alicia's life, was trying to commit suicide. She found herself in the body of a 19 years old princess in exile, in the middle ages. What's more? She was forced to marry Prince Harold; the infamous white-haired hot tempered Prince who wouldn't mind killing someone for the most irrelevant reason. Now, her wedding is only a few hours from now and the 'princess', which happens to be Alicia, is supposed to display some 'princessly' skills to the guest. Quick question: Is twerking allowed in the middle ages? She knew one thing for sure, the wedding was going to be a disaster and the hot tempered prince was going to kill her before she found her way back home. God Help Her! ThatAmazingGirl in collaboration with Miss_Behaviour (The writers of In Love With A Klepto) is bringing you another book. "THE CURSED PRINCE'S STRANGE BRIDE" What would you do if you suddenly found yourself in the body of a princess in the ancient time? What's more, he isn't only a werewolf, he is also cursed by the moon goddess. EXCERPT: What should she do? She was confused and had no idea what was going on. Weddings in the middle ages was weird! What the hell is 'Virtues recitation'? Should she pretend to faint? That was the only thought that made sense. So that was what she did. She slowly collapsed on the ground and heard how everyone began to gasp and exclaim.  Alicia wanted them to take her out of there and then she would find a way to escape. But maybe she was unlucky after all, because when she peeped under her lashes, wondering why no one was coming to carry her out, she saw a golden robe, before the person crouched down in front of her. She shut her eyes tightly and stilled her breath. She was an actress, after all. She could pull this off flawlessly.  "That was a bad act, my lady." The deep voice spoke, causing goosebumps to rise on her skin. Scary. "I will only give you three seconds to get up."  His voice wasn't really threatening, but somehow he commanded fear, especially with the slow and careful way he spoke. She had heard he was bad-tempered. What would he do after the three seconds passed? Would he kill her? Then would she die here? How did he even know she was pretending? Were people in the middle ages usually smart? She opened one eye to peek at him and saw him staring right at her with a smirk.  THERE WAS NO WAY THE WEDDING WASN'T HAPPENING. SHE WAS SO DEAD! ******* Werewolf (Check) Cursed prince (Check) Transmigration (Check) Comedy (Check) Romance (Double Check) ADD TO YOUR LIBRARY!

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``` La plus grosse erreur d’Alicia, c’était d’avoir tenté de se suicider. Elle se retrouva dans le corps d’une princesse de 19 ans en exil, au Moyen Âge. Quoi de plus ? Elle était forcée d’épouser le Prince Harold ; le fameux Prince aux cheveux blancs et au tempérament de feu qui ne se gênerait pas pour tuer quelqu’un pour la raison la plus futile. Maintenant, son mariage n’est que dans quelques heures et la « princesse », qui se trouve être Alicia, doit démontrer quelques « compétences de princesse » aux invités. Petite question : Est-ce que le twerk est autorisé au Moyen Âge ? Elle savait une chose avec certitude, le mariage allait être un désastre et le Prince colérique allait la tuer avant qu’elle trouve un moyen de retourner chez elle. Que Dieu l’aide ! ThatAmazingGirl en collaboration avec Miss_Behaviour (Les auteures de In Love With A Klepto) vous présente un autre livre. « LA MARIÉE ÉTRANGE DU PRINCE MAUDIT » Que feriez-vous si vous vous retrouviez soudainement dans le corps d’une princesse à l’époque ancienne ? Qui plus est, il n’est pas seulement un loup-garou, il est aussi maudit par la déesse de la lune. EXTRAIT : Que devait-elle faire ? Elle était confuse et n’avait aucune idée de ce qui se passait. Les mariages au Moyen Âge étaient bizarres ! Mais qu’est-ce que c’est que la « récitation des vertus » ? Devrait-elle faire semblant de s’évanouir ? C’était la seule idée qui avait un sens. Alors c’est ce qu’elle fit. Elle s’effondra lentement sur le sol et entendit tout le monde commencer à s'exclamer et à pousser des cris. Alicia voulait qu'ils la sortent de là et ensuite elle trouverait un moyen de s'échapper. Mais peut-être qu’elle n’avait pas de chance après tout, parce que lorsqu’elle entrouvrit les yeux sous ses cils, se demandant pourquoi personne ne venait la porter, elle vit une robe dorée, avant que la personne ne se penche devant elle. Elle ferma les yeux fort et retint son souffle. Après tout, elle était actrice. Elle pouvait mener ça à bien sans faille. « C'était une mauvaise performance, ma dame. » La voix profonde parla, provoquant des frissons sur sa peau. Effrayant. « Je vous donne seulement trois secondes pour vous lever. » Sa voix n'était pas vraiment menaçante, mais d’une certaine manière il inspirait la crainte, particulièrement avec la manière lente et soignée avec laquelle il parlait. On disait de lui qu’il était colérique. Que ferait-il après que les trois secondes soient passées ? Allait-il la tuer ? Mourrait-elle ici ? Comment savait-il même qu’elle faisait semblant ? Les gens au Moyen Âge étaient-ils généralement intelligents ? Elle ouvrit un œil pour l’entrevoir et le vit la regardant droit dans les yeux avec un sourire narquois. IL N’Y AVAIT AUCUN MOYEN QUE LE MARIAGE N’AIT PAS LIEU. ELLE ÉTAIT TELLEMENT MORTE ! ******* Loup-garou (Coché) Prince maudit (Coché) Transmigration (Coché) Comédie (Coché) Romance (Doublement cochée) AJOUTEZ À VOTRE BIBLIOTHÈQUE ! ```

Der größte Fehler in Alicias Leben war der Versuch, Selbstmord zu begehen. Sie fand sich im Körper einer 19-jährigen Prinzessin im Exil im Mittelalter wieder. Und was noch? Sie wurde gezwungen, Prinz Harold zu heiraten, den berüchtigten, weißhaarigen, jähzornigen Prinzen, dem es nichts ausmachte, jemanden aus den unwichtigsten Gründen umzubringen. Nun steht ihre Hochzeit in wenigen Stunden an und die "Prinzessin", die zufällig Alicia heißt, soll den Gästen einige "prinzessinnenhafte" Fähigkeiten vorführen. Kurze Frage: Ist Twerking im Mittelalter erlaubt? Sie war sich sicher, dass die Hochzeit eine Katastrophe werden würde und dass der jähzornige Prinz sie umbringen würde, bevor sie den Weg nach Hause finden würde. Gott helfe ihr! ThatAmazingGirl in Zusammenarbeit mit Miss_Behaviour (Die Autoren von In Love With A Klepto) bringt euch ein weiteres Buch. "DIE FREMDE BRAUT DES VERFLUCHTEN PRINZEN" Was würdest du tun, wenn du dich plötzlich im Körper einer Prinzessin aus der alten Zeit wiederfindest? Noch dazu ist er nicht nur ein Werwolf, sondern auch von der Mondgöttin verflucht. EXCERPT: Was sollte sie tun? Sie war verwirrt und hatte keine Ahnung, was vor sich ging. Hochzeiten im Mittelalter waren seltsam! Was zum Teufel ist eine "Tugendrezitation"? Sollte sie so tun, als würde sie in Ohnmacht fallen? Das war der einzige Gedanke, der einen Sinn ergab. Und das tat sie auch. Sie sackte langsam auf dem Boden zusammen und hörte, wie alle zu keuchen und zu rufen begannen. Alicia wollte, dass sie sie da rausholten und dann würde sie einen Weg finden, zu entkommen. Aber vielleicht hatte sie ja doch Pech, denn als sie unter ihren Wimpern hervorlugte und sich fragte, warum niemand kam, um sie hinauszutragen, sah sie ein goldenes Gewand, bevor sich die Person vor ihr niederhockte. Sie schloss ihre Augen fest und hielt den Atem an. Immerhin war sie Schauspielerin. Sie konnte das makellos durchziehen. "Das war ein schlechtes Schauspiel, Mylady." sprach die tiefe Stimme, die ihr eine Gänsehaut auf die Haut zauberte. Beängstigend. "Ich gebe Ihnen nur drei Sekunden Zeit, um aufzustehen." Seine Stimme war nicht wirklich bedrohlich, aber irgendwie verbreitete er Angst, besonders durch die langsame und vorsichtige Art, wie er sprach. Sie hatte gehört, dass er übellaunig war. Was würde er tun, wenn die drei Sekunden vorbei waren? Würde er sie töten? Würde sie dann hier sterben? Woher wusste er überhaupt, dass sie sich verstellte? Waren die Menschen im Mittelalter normalerweise klug? Sie öffnete ein Auge, um ihn anzuschauen, und sah, dass er sie direkt anschaute und grinste. DIE HOCHZEIT WÜRDE AUF KEINEN FALL STATTFINDEN. SIE WAR SO WAS VON TOT! ******* Werwolf (Check) Verfluchter Fürst (Haken) Seelenwanderung (Abgehakt) Komödie (Abgehakt) Romanze (Doppelter Check) ZU IHRER BIBLIOTHEK HINZUFÜGEN!

``` Kesalahan terbesar dalam hidup Alicia adalah mencoba untuk bunuh diri. Ia mendapati dirinya dalam tubuh seorang putri berusia 19 tahun yang sedang dalam pembuangan, di zaman pertengahan. Lebih dari itu? Ia dipaksa untuk menikahi Pangeran Harold; Pangeran berambut putih yang terkenal berapi-api dan tidak akan keberatan membunuh seseorang atas alasan paling tidak penting sekalipun. Sekarang, pernikahannya hanya tinggal beberapa jam lagi dan 'putri', yang kebetulan adalah Alicia, seharusnya menunjukkan beberapa keterampilan 'kesatriaan' kepada para tamu. Pertanyaan cepat: Apakah twerking diizinkan di zaman pertengahan? Ia tahu satu hal pasti, pernikahannya akan menjadi bencana dan pangeran yang berapi-api itu akan membunuhnya sebelum ia menemukan jalan pulang ke rumah. Tuhan Tolonglah Dia! ThatAmazingGirl bekerja sama dengan Miss_Behaviour (Penulis In Love With A Klepto) membawa Anda sebuah buku lain. "THE CURSED PRINCE'S STRANGE BRIDE" Apa yang akan Anda lakukan jika tiba-tiba Anda mendapati diri Anda dalam tubuh seorang putri di zaman kuno? Lebih dari itu, dia bukan hanya manusia serigala, dia juga dikutuk oleh dewi bulan. CUPILKAN: Apa yang harus dia lakukan? Dia bingung dan tidak tahu apa yang terjadi. Pernikahan di zaman pertengahan itu aneh! Apa itu 'Pembacaan Keutamaan'? Haruskah dia berpura-pura pingsan? Itu adalah satu-satunya pikiran yang masuk akal. Jadi itulah yang dia lakukan. Perlahan-lahan dia terjatuh ke tanah dan mendengar bagaimana semua orang mulai terkejut dan berteriak. Alicia menginginkan mereka untuk membawanya keluar dari sana dan kemudian dia akan mencari cara untuk melarikan diri. Tapi mungkin dia hanya tidak beruntung, karena ketika dia mengintip di bawah bulu matanya, bertanya-tanya mengapa tidak ada yang datang untuk membawanya keluar, dia melihat sebuah jubah emas, sebelum orang itu jongkok di hadapannya. Dia menutup matanya dengan erat dan menghentikan nafasnya. Dia adalah seorang aktris, setelah semua. Dia bisa melakukan ini dengan sempurna. "Itu akting yang buruk, nyonya." Suara dalam itu berbicara, membuat bulu kuduknya berdiri. Menakutkan. "Aku hanya akan memberimu tiga detik untuk bangun." Suara itu tidak benar-benar mengancam, tapi entah bagaimana dia memerintahkan rasa takut, terutama dengan cara bicaranya yang lambat dan hati-hati. Dia pernah mendengar dia mudah marah. Apa yang akan dia lakukan setelah tiga detik berlalu? Apakah dia akan membunuhnya? Lalu apakah dia akan mati di sini? Bagaimana dia bisa tahu dia hanya pura-pura? Apakah orang-orang di zaman pertengahan biasanya cerdas? Dia membuka satu mata untuk mengintip pangeran itu dan melihat dia menatapnya dengan senyum mengejek. TIDAK MUNGKIN PERNIKAHAN INI TIDAK JADI. DIA BENAR-BENAR AKAN MATI! ******* Manusia serigala (Check) Pangeran terkutuk (Check) Transmigrasi (Check) Komedi (Check) Romansa (Cek Dua Kali) TAMBAHKAN KE PERPUSTAKAAN ANDA! ```

Back when fishes soared through the heavens, tigers laid eggs, trees prophesied, and chickens twerked; the destiny of all creation rested on the shoulders of a young boy, named; Ji Min! Our MC had been chosen by prophecy to become the Omni-Being; a peerless existence who was not only omnipotent but omnipresent and omniscient as well. As the forgotten cornerstone of the very foundation upon which all creation was laid, our MC was able to meet the requirements to be chosen as the herald of the forgotten True Spirit. But as fate would have it, our MC ended up transmigrating into the body of a little kid who had a soup of chronic diseases. So, in a world where the strong ate the weak, drank their blood, and picked their teeth with their victims’ bones, what would become of our dying MC? How will he survive in a world where Qilins are treated as pets and Dragons are made to play catch? A world where overlords grill their meat with tribulation lightning and drink lava?

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Hey you! Have you ever heard about systems? Yeah, the ones in novels with shady origins... the annoying systems that babysit the protagonists of the novel? The same ones that give them ridiculous rewards for the annoying and easy quests they themselves forced on their hosts? Have you heard of them? If you have, then let me confess something... I also have a system... No, no, I ain't the protagonist, that's that regressor, but somehow I have his system! Though destroyed with no quests or major restrictions and just the ability to copy others' talents and a few OP rewards, I have somehow stolen a fucking system... Now what to do? Apologize to the protagonist and return the system? Fuck no! In a world infested with monsters and supernatural beings, I would be an idiot to give away such an amazing opportunity to anyone... When the world faces a crisis in the name of insanely powerful creatures that wish to wipe off humanity from the face of the earth, what do you think would happen when a selfish individual acquires the possession of one of the few powers that have the potential to save it? #No good mc..he won't be complete villain nor would be an annoying righteous fucker or any sort of perverted protagonist.. mine would be neutral and selfish so if anyone is having any complaints he can kindly fuck off #Romance? not too sure but I can guarantee it won't be any Pokemon harem or likes or any sort of cultured shit in this fic.. if you want to jerk off just open pornhub #No concious systems, quests or likes.. mc only has the ability to copy others talents and the rewards he recieved earlier.

Hey you! Have you ever heard about systems? Yeah, the ones in novels with shady origins... the annoying systems that babysit the protagonists of the novel? The same ones that give them ridiculous rewards for the annoying and easy quests they themselves forced on their hosts? Have you heard of them? If you have, then let me confess something... I also have a system... No, no, I ain't the protagonist, that's that regressor, but somehow I have his system! Though destroyed with no quests or major restrictions and just the ability to copy others' talents and a few OP rewards, I have somehow stolen a fucking system... Now what to do? Apologize to the protagonist and return the system? Fuck no! In a world infested with monsters and supernatural beings, I would be an idiot to give away such an amazing opportunity to anyone... When the world faces a crisis in the name of insanely powerful creatures that wish to wipe off humanity from the face of the earth, what do you think would happen when a selfish individual acquires the possession of one of the few powers that have the potential to save it? #No good mc..he won't be complete villain nor would be an annoying righteous fucker or any sort of perverted protagonist.. mine would be neutral and selfish so if anyone is having any complaints he can kindly fuck off #Romance? not too sure but I can guarantee it won't be any Pokemon harem or likes or any sort of cultured shit in this fic.. if you want to jerk off just open pornhub #No concious systems, quests or likes.. mc only has the ability to copy others talents and the rewards he recieved earlier.