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Hang out with Senior Sister, commit sins twice a day. Book transmigration female lead VS reborn antagonist male lead 1v1 pure love * After the antagonist Demon Lord Yuezheng Yan reborn, he planned to follow the trajectory of his past life, to bloodily cleanse the hypocritical Master at Cloud Nine Peak and exterminate his malevolent original family. But on the first day of joining the sect, he was hoodwinked by a Senior Sister he had not met in his previous life and ended up at Xiaoyao Peak. The Senior Sister said, “Join Xiaoyao, and I'll have your back, Junior Brother. All you need to do is be happy.” Yuezheng Yan nodded and believed her... evil intentions! 3 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was buried alive by Lu Xingyan's alchemical explosion that destroyed his Immortal's Cave. 4 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was turned into a snowman and had his hair scorched by Lu Xingyan. 12 two-hour periods after joining Xiaoyao, he was brainwashed by Lu Xingyan and even did odd jobs for her. Whenever he protested, Lu Xingyan would look at him gently, “Senior Sister is doing this for your own good.” Yuezheng Yan scoffed at this. Nice try, Lu Xingyan. Do you think I can't hear your mind? Your mouth says you love me, but your heart and that Old Sixth System scheme every day to stab me to death. You escape first when the auction house explodes. You don’t care when your Junior Brother is struck by lightning. You don't even bother to pull me out when I fall into the water. Claiming you're tired and need to rest, yet you go off to enact a tearful reunion with the original female lead, your White Moonlight, displaying your deep affection! You're having a great time. Leaving me squatting on the ground, digging Poisonous Mushrooms for you until my hand cramps. Once I return to the Magic Realm, I'll send you to cultivate Magic Lotus! Yuezheng Yan sullenly returned to the Magic Realm. Until one day, he overheard a conversation between Lu Xingyan and the Old Sixth System. Old Sixth: Host, the Little Antagonist has betrayed Xiaoyao Peak and run off to the Magic Realm. We’ll replace him with a more obedient Little Antagonist for you~ Yuezheng Yan: Old Sixth, shut up! Senior Sister, don't replace me. I'm rolling back right now.

La civilización humana alcanzó la cúspide de la tecnología, pero desapareció sin dejar rastro, dejando tras de sí un mundo devastado. Las grandes ciudades ahora son ruinas infestadas de reliquias y custodiadas por criaturas nacidas de épocas olvidadas. En este nuevo mundo, la humanidad lucha por adaptarse, explorando los vestigios del pasado para desentrañar sus secretos y sobrevivir a las amenazas del Páramo. Noah, un joven huérfano de los barrios bajos, sueña con cambiar su destino convirtiéndose en explorador. En su camino se cruza con Selene, una asistente avanzada con un objetivo propio: encontrar a alguien en la misteriosa zona oriental. A cambio de su ayuda, Selene ofrece a Noah una oportunidad única, otorgándole habilidades extraordinarias para enfrentar los desafíos del Páramo. Pero, en un mundo donde el pasado guarda más preguntas que respuestas, cada paso hacia adelante podría acercarlos más a un destino que no esperaban.

Seventeen-year-old Kaito Nakamura had spent his life shrouded in loneliness, weighed down by years of pain and isolation. One fateful night, he believed he’d reached the end of his journey—only to awaken in a world unlike anything he’d ever known. This strange new realm was teeming with mystical landscapes, enigmatic creatures, and powerful beings whose abilities defied comprehension. Instead of despair, Kaito found a spark of hope in this second chance. Determined to leave behind the shadows of his past, he embarked on a journey of self-discovery and transformation. Armed with resolve and a hunger to grow, Kaito vowed to rise above his limitations, mastering this new world’s mysteries to become someone extraordinary—someone respected, valued, and truly alive. In a land where strength and wisdom reign, Kaito’s greatest battle isn’t just survival—it’s proving to himself that he’s worthy of the admiration he seeks: You can join my patreon.com/Mellman to support me and the story for exclusive content. This story is authored by Mellman. I also publish under the names Mellmann and Mellman Nordberg. I will be releasing my novel on Royal road. My email address is @melwin.08.nordberg@gmail.com

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Xia Yi finds herself trapped in a world she once disapproved of, where deceit and treachery rule the day. She was once a strong future figure, but now she is a disgraced heiress who is compelled to enter into a contract marriage with the mysterious and frigid He Shihan, whose intentions are as opaque as his eyes. Enemies abound as Xia Yi fights to recover what was taken from her: a rival who feeds on lies, an ex-fiance with sinister secrets, and a group of power-hungry players who would use anyone or anything to further their agenda. Xia Yi must choose between being a pawn in someone else's game and rewriting it in a world where emotion and power are intertwined.

Ale, the 'Incarnation of an ancient saint', 'An angel', 'The right hand of God', he goes by many names within the people of his duchy. And just like those names suggests, he's a kind, understanding, smart yet down to earth soul, someone you'd look for in times of despair.He was like a Messiah, an example for others to look up to. And he achieved all that within three years. Before that, nobody even acknowledged his existence. Now, you may ask what could've happened three years ago that changed him like this, which gave birth to this hero. To answer your question, it's 'death'. He died. Not three years ago but twenty years into the future. He died twenty years later in the future and then came back to the past, to the beginning of everything, to a time where nothing had gone wrong. He lived a miserable life and died a miserable death. All he wanted was to do was help people and be a good person, but what he received in return was a world of pain, the death of his loved ones and the title of 'The betrayer of humanity'. It was him against the entire world, a life full of misunderstanding. Yet, all he did was helping a wounded soul. He received all that for helping someone he shouldn't have, for befriending someone he should've killed at first site. He befriended a demon. But it was all in the past now. The future he experienced no longer existed. The naïve young master was no longer there. The Ale of present was a person with knowledge, experience and skill unlike no other. And this time, he wasn't going to repeat the mistakes of his past anymore. He wasn't going to walk a road of ignorance and foolishness. This time, what path will he choose? In this second chance, what mistakes will he undo and what enemies will he need to deal with? Will he be able to save his loved ones in this life? And in the end, what will happen to Ale, this man full of unseen scars and wounds? Will he actually be able to heal?

THE BOY IS THE SON OF GREAT WORRIER OF THE ERA.WHERE HE WAS REBIRTH

Su Wan married the man she had loved for ten years with a heart full of joy. On their wedding night, however, he said to her, "Su Wan, you've been given the status of Mrs. Xu. All you need to do is fulfill your duties. The only things you can get from me are power and money, nothing else." Su Wan, holding a sincere heart as if it were red-hot coal, wanted to tell him that she had secretly loved him for many years. But before she could give away her true feelings, they were thrown to the ground and shattered. Everyone thought that Su Wan must be very happy to marry A city's most noble man, Gu Nanzhou. Even Su Wan herself thought so. But that was just what she thought. Until one day, Su Wan realized that no matter what she did, she could not warm Gu Nanzhou's indifferent heart, and she no longer hoped to gain his love. She chose to leave, to set each other free, leaving only a divorce agreement behind. Everyone knew that Gu Nanzhou had no feelings for Su Wan and that marrying her was merely a reluctant decision. On the day of their divorce, his friends celebrated for him. In the lively atmosphere of the private room, the cold yet noble man didn't utter a word. With his legs crossed and fingertips glowing with a scarlet light, his expression was obscured by the swirling smoke, his mood impenetrable to others. And nobody knew that after Su Wan left, there were countless sleepless nights when Gu Nanzhou sat in her room, his fingers holding the divorce agreement turning white with tension. Later, at a banquet, Gu Nanzhou cornered Su Wan in a dimly lit corner. The man's eyes were slightly red, his voice low and hoarse, his usually indifferent and serene face now showing an unprecedented disarray, almost begging the person in his arms. "Wanwan, please don't divorce me, okay?"

Being thrown into the game-world of [Call of the Black Magicians], Adam was forced to survive with no prior information. Except for his memories of the Game-World and his name, he did not have any memories of his previous life. But fret not, even though the Game-World had many perils and was on the verge of extinction at every next step, it also had its beauty and magic, one to die for. With the authority of [Player], he could save and restart until he achieved his desired result.  He could learn skills of the ‘NPCs’ and achieve the results like the ‘Players.’  He could literally solo the entire game world to achieve his desired results. Whether he wants to save the world or destroy it, he could do it… as many times as he wishes. Even the [Black Magicians] won’t be able to do anything about it… probably. But was it all there was to it? [Beta Version 0.1 will begin in 6 Months: 29 days: 23 Hours!] I guess not… … Description: In the World of Zarraf, their lives Gods, not all Gods are good and certainly none are without motives.  They rule the world’s 7 nations:  The Nation of Light and Sun The Nation of Water The Nation of Fire The Nation of Life The Nation of Earth The Nation of Moon The Nation of Wind Each ruled by a goddess that has their own stance in their ruling.  But that is only the first page of this world. The second page colors the Ancient Gods of Corruption, Rage, Curse, Death and Hate. The third belongs the Seven Sins’ Incarnations that are ready to succeed the Ancient Gods. The Fourth is of the Witches who stand against all Gods equally. And the Final Page colors the [Immortals] or otherwise known as [Players] that will be summoned to bring Chaos to this world. A World that was meant to be destroyed. Such is the fate of the world of Zarraf, as powers beyond the realm of mortals threaten the dynamic equilibrium of their existence. In the end, the world was prophesied to be destroyed by one cause or another. Nothing could prevent looming destruction… Or so... It was supposed to happen… … Hey, Author here to give a quick glance at a couple of things that are normally asked. Harem? Yes Romance? Yes System? Obviously Smut? Oh yes! Adventure RPG? Yes. Power Creeping? Not really. Overpowered? Depends on how you see it Smart MC? I guess so.  Wise MC? Yes Something you need to know before you read The MC has the ability to [Save] a point (there are some conditions), with which he can return in time. So basically, he is an immortal. Though that doesn’t make him invincible from the start, rather he grows by making correct choices. The World is dynamic and pretty much anything can happen anytime. (It’s just my way of saying that there will be twists… pretty much unexpected ones as well).  And then there will be solutions to those unexpected situations as well, depending upon the absurdity of it. (I won’t have any more plot armor since I gave him a pretty big buff of immortality, so everything will be connected and won’t just happen by luck. Everything will be cleared by the end of an arc, so you need to be patient before deciding on it.) It has a mix of everything. Thriller, Adventure, Action, Smut, Romance, Slice of Life, etc. so there is that as well. ……. [Mature Warning: This Novel Contains R-18 Content!] https://discord.gg/2swHXduWg3

"Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be, we cannot be created for this sort of suffering" What changes a child into someone who tears apart entire worlds? How does a innocent soul grow up to become a killer, someone who brings death to thousands of people, all because they think it's the right thing to do? What pushes them to act like the Grim Reaper, taking lives without mercy? Now, imagine if that same person got a second chance at life. What if they were born again? Would they make different choices this time? Would they find a new way to live that doesn't hurt others? Or would the darkness from their old life still follow them? Would the pain they felt before make them want to hurt people all over again? Could they break free from their old ways, or would they fall back into spreading suffering wherever they go? This is the story of a young boy who had everything taken away from him by the cruel world. He once dreamed of making other people happy and keeping them safe from the pain he felt. But as he tries to follow this dream, he faces one terrible challenge after another. What will he have to give up to help others? How much will he have to suffer? As he goes through these hard times, it feels like he's living in a nightmare that never ends. It's a heavy burden for someone so young to carry. Will he be strong enough to face all these challenges? Can he save the world without losing himself along the way? And in the end, will his sacrifices be worth it?

A few days ago, I was just a rookie journalist sipping coffee and working on an article about the latest scandal involving the President of the Starstruck Firm. Then the ground shook, walls cracked, and everything around me fell apart. After nearly a week trapped under the wreckage, I was miraculously saved, though my savior was a jerk—Han Yihong. His first words? Not comfort, but a cold, “Will you get up right away, or should I bury you under it?” Things only got worse with Momo, my short-tempered, egg-shaped guide, who sneered, [ I'm so unlucky to be the guide of a foolish and pathetic human like you] [Don’t touch me, you imbecilic human!] Now, stuck in a stupid, system dominated like world, I have to rely on this arrogant team to survive—endless insults and endless death encounters and all—as I face deadly scenarios and uncover what I’m truly capable of.

"I’ve loved you, Wang Xiaoyun, ever since we met. My heart, body, and soul have always belonged to you." **Wang Xiaoyun**, known as Cora Wang in the business world, has everything—a thriving career as the CEO of her father’s company and a stable relationship with her fiancé, Lan Feng. But her perfect world comes crashing down when she discovers that Lan Feng has been having an affair with her close friend, Ruo Shui. The scandal becomes the talk of the town, and the betrayal shatters her. Devastated, Wang Xiaoyun suffers a mental breakdown, watching her three-year relationship fall apart. Just as she begins to lose hope, Chen Liang —also known as William Chen, one of the most powerful men in the business world—steps forward. Having secretly loved her since high school, William sees this as his chance. He approaches Wang Xiaoyun’s influential grandfather, **Wang Wei**, and convinces him that marrying her would be the solution to the scandal. After careful consideration, Wang Wei agrees, believing Chen Liang is a perfect match for his granddaughter. However, Wang Xiaoyun resents the decision, feeling trapped by her family's expectations. Out of respect for her grandfather, she reluctantly goes through with the marriage. At first, Wang Xiaoyun sees no attraction in Chen Liang, despite his status as one of the most desirable men around. Instead of growing closer, the two drift apart after their marriage. But fate takes a turn when Wang Xiaoyun is involved in a car accident that causes her to lose half of her memory. As she begins to rediscover herself, a slow-burning romance starts to blossom between her and Chen Liang—a man who has always loved her from afar.

Lean, a brilliant software engineer, navigates the intricate world of code and camaraderie. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers that her housemate, Debra, harbors a secret crush on her. As they both work at the same tech company after an unexpected conflict happened,their intertwined lives lead to a rollercoaster of emotions, challenges, and unforeseen consequences.and their undying love for each other.

Jai, along with his few classmates and teachers were sucked into a portal. When they came to their senses they where laying on the rocky ground of an ancient ruin of an abandoned temple. Jai recognises the place or rather the world they have arrived in, they were in the world of Terra Fantasy, a not so popular game that he plays. Now with no possible way to their world they have to survive in this foreign world, get strong and maybe find a way home. ************************************* As they explore their surroundings Jai discovers something horrifying; that they were in the worst place possible they can be in the world of Terra Fantasy. ************************************* Note: English is not my first language so please if you can, ignore any grammatical mistakes I make.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Liu Shimei, who died suddenly in an experimental lab in the previous lifetime, was forced to get engaged to the second prince. Her fiance was mentally handicapped, obedient yet clingy, and gentle yet fierce at the same time. He wanted her care and affection every single day! When her stepmother and stepsister plotted against her, he punished them! When her father didn't show her affection, he criticized him! Although she was a retired doctor and a teacher to many, none of her concoctions worked on her fiance! One day, she caught her fiance pouring her concoction into the drain. Only then did it hit her. "You were acting all along!" She exclaimed. How far had he taken advantage of her by using his Oscar-winning acting skills? Now that she'd seen through his act, the smile on his handsome face froze. "Honey, let me explain!"

"Run for your lives for the dark knights approach us"cried the aged villager.  The sound of doors and windows being shut could be heard from any angle of the small village of Translyvania in the forested region of central Romania.  Who could have thought that such a peaceful,happy and fun evening would end so soon all thanks to the "dark knights"    Who are the dark knights?Who is their master?No living soul in the whole of Translyvania has ever seen or caught a glimpse of the master of the dark knights who is also the Alpha of Translyvania .      "Who is he"asked a little girl of 10 to her mom.  "Shhhh"exclaimed her mom.    "Do tell me more about him mom" the girl cried.    "I'll tell you all about him if you so wish to know "  "Does he not have a mate?"  "He hasn't gotten her yet"      *I'm coming to get you my little kitten"          WHO EXACTLY IS THE MASTER?  WHO IS THE LITTLE KITTEN? JOIN ME ON THIS AMAZING, ENCHANTED, SUSPENSE FILLED,TRAGEDY,ROMANCE,AND IMAGIGINATIVE RIDE TO FIND OUT MORE.

Zeus and Jim are two completely different people from two different worlds. Zeus was born into a rich family, he has an older brother. His family has great achievements and a reputation in society. Zeus appears handsome, cool, and calm. He was seen as a man role model for everyone an ideal man. While Jim was a name that people say is too common. Born into a wealthy family but due to many unexpected events parents died went he was 6 years old. At 6 years old his father best friend adopted him and he from there onwards has a best friend Olin ~ Adopted Father-Son. Jim is seen smiling all time but in his heart, he is sad as he is alone always. The adopted father is a businessman CEO of I-Tech, family is rich. Kirin Zeus best friend. Olin loves dogs and he cares for Jim. Olin was born to a rich family having lovely parents. Love and business rivals. Behind the dark secrets of who they are. A decision to make which causes a price to pay. Or will it have harmony in both? For the character names: Zeus ~ 22 years old Jim ~ 21 years old Kirin ~ 22 years old Olin ~ 21 years old; Adopted Father-son, his father is a businessman CEO of I-Tech, family is rich.

Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . . SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men for 2 previous generations are to be beheaded in 3 days while the women in the family will be turned into government slaves." "This is the king's order and it should not be defied by anyone." The butler leaves the podium and the people start cheering. "Why are they smiling?" "Mother is going to die, why are you all laughing!" The people around me pays no attention as they cheered for a man with a large sword swinging it around Mother's head. In a blink of an eye, I feel something splash on my face. Her head is on the floor looking at me with tears rolling down her eyes. . . . . . Genres: Transmigration, Romance, Suspense, Mystery Sub-Genres: Revenge, Action, Comedy . . . Hope you have a nice time reading!!!

I've just died. Unlucky, you might say. But that's not the worst part. The worst part is that I've reincarnated into the body of a minor character from a novel I had read in my previous life. A character whose only role is to be the villain of the story. I already know my fate, and I don't like it at all. So, I've decided to change things. To overturn the script. Since then, I've been working to be the hero who saves this world... Wait, why are things getting so confusing?

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YOU'RE JUST ONE KISS (The Protector 1) Jacob, a criminal lawyer embraced the witch curse that ran across the Medici family's clan and became a werewolf to protect the chosen woman who would be his wife to continue their legacy. He was the last Medici heir to accomplish that. But he didn't know Angeline came from the union of a pureblood vampire, and the fairy queen converted to a vampire. Mallory marked Jacob's chosen wife as his, the obsessive vampire king, with relation to the mother of his daughter, the powerful witch Carina. Even before Jacob chose among the three sisters, he did not realize the union started between him and the youngest sibling Angeline, when they met at the masquerade party and were drunk that they ended up in bed, which got her pregnant with the twin boys. Each searing kiss with her husband revives Angeline's intimate moments with the man she didn't know fathered her twin boys. READERS, follow me through with the female powerful vampire witch protagonist whose weakness is only one, her beloved, against vampires, witches, and wolves! And HIS weakness? Her, kissing him.

The man with the green eyes looked at her with a very deadly gaze and Melanie could not help but drool at the handsome sitting at alone. ''Hi handsome,'' Melanie said as he kissed his lips is softly. She was about to pull away when the man pulled her back and kissed her roughly. ''Oh boy, take it easy!'' Melanie screamed inwardly. Melanie was still fighting what she was feeling at the moment when she felt his hand inside her cloth. ''I am doomed!'' Melanie widened her eyes. *************************************************** She creased her forehead and wondered where she had seen those green eyes piercing dangerously into her blue eyes. ''I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going,'' she said nevertheless. “You should watch where you are going, Miss Melanie Tatum,'' Flynn smirked. This man in front of her even knew her name! She widened her eyes in utmost surprise. ''Do I know you?'' She asked, slowly. ''I see you had a very good life with my money, Melanie.'' The man said in an accent. ''W...which money?'' Melanie shuttered. ''The money you stole, Sweetheart.'' He smiled dangerously, tightening his grip on Melanie's arm. Melanie widened her eyes as she remembered the man in front of her. Damn! Her world will never remain the same.

"Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner refuses to meet with you." Two months later. "Sorry, Mr. Robert the prisoner still refuses to meet with you." Six months later "Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner is firm and still refuses to meet with you." One year later. "Mr. Robert, sorry, we asked, and she refuses to meet with you, persistently." Two years later. "Mr. Robert, she doesn't want to see you." The female guard in uniform politely spoke to the man in front of her. Upon hearing this, the man paused and then said to the female guard. "You tell her for me that I will marry her when she comes out." Anna doesn't believe that a man who has been in love for ten years will betray her. In the adjournment room, Anna sat sluggishly on the chair. Two days in court left her exhausted. "Robert, do you really want to push me to hell?" "Your father pushed my mother into the sea, and I'll make his daughter's life worse than death. It s fair, right?" Anna eyes were flled with tears, but she stubbornly raised her head and held it back. When she looked at Robert again, she took on a pleading look and said, "For the sake of the past ten years we have been together, would you drop your case?" Robert stood up, looking at her from a high position, coldly snorted. "Heh, I have been waiting this day for ten years. How could | drop it?" Looking at her miserable appearance, Robert heart seemed to have cracked a ittle. He frowned, suppressing that feeling, and cruelly said: "But you still have some time left. Next week is my engagement party with Lily. This is the invitation, and you are welcome to attend." He dumped the invitation on Scarlet's body with contempt, and walked away without looking back. Anna looked at the white invitation letter, as if the last ounce of her strength had been taken away. She fell into a chair, and could not even breathe. When she and Robert were together, he never said he wanted to marry her. Now he was getting married, and she was going to jail. Anna hung her head, covered her face with both hands, and let the tears fall all over her cheeks. When the trial started again, Anna stood quietly at the defendant's table and listened to the judge's statement. " Defendant!" Anna came back to her senses, and instead of looking at the judge, she looked at Robert. Suddenly, she smiled, quiet and well- behaved, just like the first time when they met and she called him "honey' '. Robert.' heart trembled by her gaze as if something was flowing away. "Robert., my father is dead, and he had it coming, and I also have to go to jail." "From now on, we are even! The past ten years, I will pretend I never met you.... Tears broke out from Anna eyes; she turned her head to the judge and said, "I plead guilty!"