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There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

A siren is chased out of her waters when her lake is drained. She starts a new life someplace new, but starting over isn't as easy as she thought it'd be, even with magic. With a new body and a new house, Kara is thrown into a small town with a community she could never have prepared herself for and a romance that shakes her to her core. Living on the site of great tragedy, a mystery makes itself known and the magic of the water beckons her to solve it.

The main character suddenly gets transported to another world after sneezing. But contrary to the funny way he got there, the world itself isn't funny at all. It's dangerous, full of monsters and the worst creatures of all ― humans.

A heroic tale. A knight in shining armor. A mage who can obliterate the world with just a flick of a finger. A mysterious rogue that moves like a shadow. A goddess so stunning and wise, shining upon the world and giving humanity a flicker of hope in the darkest times. Yeah, you’re not getting that here. Instead, let me introduce you to my squad—ahem, I mean, the Hero's Backup Squad! The unsung, overworked, questionably competent crew that works behind the scenes to make sure the real "heroes" don’t trip over their own destiny and die before they actually save the world. Hah! Do you really think heroes always win? That they magically save the world, have crazy strong powers, never die before the final battle, and somehow pull off the impossible every time? Yeah. That’s because the gods upstairs hire others to make sure things don’t go off track. That’s what we do. The invisible fixers, the divine crisis management team, the ones patching up the hero’s dumb mistakes before it happen while they get all the glory. Not that I’m bitter about it. (Okay, maybe a little.) I’m supposed to give a proper introduction here, but honestly? I don’t, I—ugh. You know what? Just read it. You’ll see. Sincerely, Goddess Yuna Keeper of the Subdivision of Heroic Affairs (And Unpaid Babysitter of Questionable Recruits)

When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place. Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival, and finding meaning in a world gone mad.

Mr. Green is a former yakuza leader who arrives in Romania, where he will become a detective and help solve several cases, some funny, others in which his very life is at stake.

What is the meaning of life? other than to walk? this personal message emphasises the purpose and worth of questions, why should you ask?

learning to write!!! this boook will teach you! and maybe me, how to write professionally, intuitivly and even engaging..ly?? Proceed!!! Various stories included. funny ,scary, romance, bizzare, triller, love, slice of life. have fun learning!!

This is a story about developing a sect, this is a warm and joyful home. Not only we have a funny Patriarch, there are also a group of weird disciples with very different personalities. Come on, youngsters. Join our sect and together we will let your dreams fly! Come, join , join , join !!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CAUTION EXTEREME ENGLISH ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

A generic tale where the main character's life is ended by Truck-Kun, which results in a transmigration to a fantasy world. Pretty typical. Content Warning: Strong Language. That's all for the time being.

Jin-Su is a very funny, very cute and very mischevious guy though he doesn't act that way...he looks bored and sad most of the time...he need someone to cheer him up but no one comes so he decides to write a secret diary anonymously of his life and it's not as sadistic as you think...

All because of an infected paper clip wound, Kasper one of the most renowned beggars on the streets died and went to system heaven.Where he by some dumb luck got an unimaginable chance of getting the chance to own a great system...or should I say systems? Thank you guys for choosing this this book and I hope you enjoy. Kinda slow updates .Who knew balancing school and this book would be so hard?! COVER NOT MINE !FOUND ON PINTEREST ,CREDITS TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER.

She believes in true love. He doesn’t believe in love. But what is love, really? She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection. Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love. He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can’t express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her? She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him? What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun and entertaining reading purposes, cause I'm not funny :P] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

I traveled inside a woman who is hot and rich and is a big actres. only to discover that her husband lives as her bodyguard, he seem to be dumb and acts like a child while I met a child and he seem to be my child? but why does my son calls a maid as his mom and and don't even recognize me....just what is happening in my life

Ma Zhi who was upset with his life finds a buttons that would explode the Earth and send him to a new place. As a vengeful and dumb person, he decides to explode the Earth and head over to a world filled with cultivation and beasts. He isn't smart or talented. The only thing that is good about him is his looks, but how will this dumb person survive in a world that acknowledges the strong?

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

6 dumb friends have been brought to another world in the middle of a war. It was supposed to be weapons that were summoned. Weapons so powerful they could end the war! But instead, they got a guy with eating problems. A girl that likes Jojo and other guys that do dumb things... this world might be f**ked. (Highly recommend reading "Yeah i'm here but why?" First)

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

Ray, an ordinary guy from Earth, was betrayed by his girlfriend and imprisoned. On his first day in jail, a brutal attack ended his life—but that wasn't the end for him. Reincarnated into the world of a novel he once read, Ray finds himself in the role of the trashy, dumb prince whose actions lead to a war, causing the kingdom's ruin. Having been reborn, from the moment of his birth, Ray uses his knowledge of the plot to rewrite his fate and turn the tables. With calculated moves using the original plot, he begins taking down his enemies one by one. Yet, something—or someone—threatened his carefully laid out plans: the duke’s son, whose behavior was clearly different from the novel. As Ray’s unexpected attraction to this man grows, he finds himself questioning not only the story’s plot but also his own ambitions. Can he change his future and successfully cary out his plans?- or will his obsession with the original plot—and his growing feelings for this man—lead him down a path of destruction and betrayal once more?

A year after Ryo and Milo have gotten together. The relationship between them is sweet , funny and to some people , confusing . Now they are off to college , with different goals , different dorms and different surroundings . And all the stupid dumb drama of growing up comes into the picture . But , there's more ; Devi is back to get herself a soul for hell . And she's got her eyes on Milo . Will Ryo be able to hold Milo from the dark temptations of the demon or will their love meet its end ... aswell as Milo's life ? It's Part two of the RyoMilo series . Love it , because come on , they have a sweet story . Happy to have my readers back for this book .

Being born from a pauper parents who are also greedy enough to sell off his sister to the Town bully, Ji Wei forcefully took the initiative to become the first flawless thief his village has ever known. Just to save up to the amount needed to elope with his sis, becomes a thief, met a repulsive yet charming lady from Shanghai, a place almost to the similar to his dream city Beijing. After spending the night with her, the lady helps him leave his countryside with his sister, also giving him an apartment keycard which she said would be less stressful for them to cope without a roof over their head. Falling in love with her after shoving all the feelings he had , because, the lady in question is 6 years older than he was and being reminded countless times he has heard that from. funny enough, the repulsive lady, couldn't let him date another while having always, claiming it's nothing out of love.

When enigmatic CEO Diana Cruz mysteriously dies, suspicion falls on her loyal secretary Emily. Unbeknownst to all, Diana has staged her own demise to escape a sinister threat. Her sudden demise sends shockwaves through the corporate world. But nothing is as it seems.

My first work, will definitely have plot holes lol. 21st century guy gets transmigrated into a videogame series. He's not really smart, but he's not dumb as a rock either. He's a little bipolar when it comes to how he should act, flipping from being heroic to miserly back to heroic. The rest can be summed up so: kid becomes mage with the ability to blend in assassins creed style, but will use it for every purpose instead of just becoming a killer, goes to the academy.....

Transmigration and beastmen story. Struggling to deflect the Murim cultivators hot on her heels, Cheon Soo-yeon, who was an S-rank hunter, and sole apostle of the Heavenly Demon constellation, had no choice but to jump into an unexplored abysmal space. However, instead of falling into a pit, the heavily injured lass finds herself landing on the nest of a mythical beast called vermillion bird. Scared stiff, the girl starts to question her life, if it was her retribution eating too much fried chicken. "Why is... there a flaming chicken the size of a building here?!" "Am I gonna be a samgyupsal after surviving a horde of Murim bastards?" Had she known this would happen, she would've endured eating carrots and cabages, opting for a vegetarian life! "Kyuu~" "Huh?" A soft chirp from the dumb-looking newborn chicks made her shudder. "Hey! S... Stop drooling while looking at me! If you're hungry call your mother. Guys, I'm not a worm for a bird feed. Hello? Hello?!"

In a world besieged by monstrous creatures, humanity faces extinction. A mysterious force subjects people to a harrowing survival test, thrusting them into a deadly game where strength and resilience determine their fate. Among the reluctant participants is Carmen Varrs, a shy and anxious individual with no apparent combat skills. Through pure "willpower" and dumb luck, he manages to make it through the tests unharmed. . . . "Skill received... Hourglass."

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.