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Looking for intense, bold, and wild hentai stories? Tired of short, repetitive tales that leave you unsatisfied? Frustrated by the lack of variety or long, engaging narratives? Look no further! This novel, or a world of short stories, is designed to fulfill your most intense desires. You might just find yourself adding it to your library after a few chapters. Get ready to dive into a world of relentless, thrilling scenarios with plenty of fuck and sex to keep the excitement going. What you can expect: Bdsm, rough encounters, forceful sex, rape, torture sex, fantasy sex manipulation, threesomes, multiple partners, anal scenes, and much more, all exploring the boundaries of desire. Enjoy a collection of wild and intense short stories that are sure to capture your imagination.

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Will a betrayed and murdered ancient vampire be able to come back to life and take revenge on those who betrayed him? Will he be able to rebuild his clan and impose his sense of justice in a modern and corrupt world? Will he be able to find allies to support all his plans in a terrible spiral of blood, sex and violence. Only fate will be able to tell if the vampire who has returned from the ashes of time will be able to face all the enemies, the betrayals, the love and his own lust that consumes him.

"Mm!" A muffled moan, strained with the effort to suppress emotion, escaped. Cheng Yuan finally inserted his penis into the vagina of the beautiful woman he had dreamed of. Incredibly painful! It was even more painful than her first night as a bride! "It's, it's too big…" "Should I pull out?" Pan Cuilian quickly wrapped her arms around Cheng Yuan, kissing him passionately, tears flowing uncontrollably. "Don't be gentle with me! Go hard!"

For more R-18 lewd and depravities check out my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/YuujiEveryleaf An old man dies, torn by regret. Due to his high karma, he has "near-limitless possibilities for reincarnation". He chooses to reincarnate in a fantasy world as a voluptuous futanari succubus with big tits and an irresistible smile. 1st place winner of ScribbleHub's Metus Writing Contest. Discussion and updates: https://discord.gg/SbZe2qv

In the heart of Beijing, under the glittering skyline of progress and power, one man lives a double life. By day, he is a diligent employee in a state-owned corporation, navigating the suffocating maze of bureaucracy, hidden agendas, and tightly wound hierarchies. By night, he becomes a shadow, suppressing his true self as a gay man in a society where conformity is prized and secrets are currency. Bound by the golden chains of stability and cultural expectations, he teeters on the edge of self-destruction as his desires clash with the cold reality of corporate and societal demands. Through chaotic, erotic, and sometimes darkly humorous escapades, he discovers unexpected allies, unspoken rules, and the raw beauty of defiance. The novel chronicles his journey from being trapped—professionally, personally, and emotionally—to slowly reclaiming his freedom. Along the way, we are taken deep into Beijing's corporate culture, its forbidden love affairs, and the vibrant yet suffocating life of a man desperate to escape. This is a story of rebellion, identity, and liberation, set against the backdrop of one of the world’s most enigmatic cities. It is a daring exploration of love, ambition, and the price one pays for freedom. Raw, gripping, and deeply personal, *How I Escaped from Beijing: Odyssey of a Corporate Prisoner* is not just a journey out of a city—it’s a journey toward self-acceptance and truth.

some sort stories of taboo This story is a complete work of fiction; any resemblance to anyone, alive or dead is pure coincidence. All of the characters in this story are 18 years and older.

Ivy, a twenty-four-year-old virgin, explores her sexuality with both men and women for the first time. Learning passion, seduction, manipulation, and lust that come with sex. Is sex power? Is love? She Enters the world and learns that sex controls everything. Win an argument, stop a fight, get what you want. Follow her journey as she dominates through sex

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Having a normal life is not enough. Having the ability to tame beauties from Netherworld is not enough. What i need is all; it is not just greed but destiny that follows my path It all started with a single application. I got a game that seemed rather interesting. However, I never imagined that if I manage to capture the taming beast in the game, I will gain money and a reputation that no one else in the world can match—as long as I keep getting them all. Catching flying type: [Host has been awarded with.][Basic Coding Mastery.] Catching ground type: [Host has been awarded with.][10 thousand global dollars.] Catching ghost type: [Host has been awarded with.][Night Atler: Skill.] With my taming app. I will tame them all. Even the destiny.

"My life is shit, sorrounded by fornicators, bitches and many crazy gigs our there, yes I am.. ..... Lexa the most famous bitch in L.A I always admire sex as I have already sex with Rich men,..... poor men..... Barbers,..... tattooed guys,..... Cute boys,...... Black boys,...... Rockstars,...... College boys,...... Farmers,...... Sugar Daddies,..... Married men,... Ghetto boys... And so much more. In life sex is my first priority, I'm addicted but actually I'm not alone... I have four chicks with me I met them all during sex, two of them in foursome and other in Lesbians.... Now we all live together spreading the sex pleasure to the society as we are known to be Mistresses of Sex'

The excitement was running wild among everyone as it was The System Ceremony, where each individual is infused with their systems. Jacob, an ordinary guy was no different. To his joy, he got the system where points are gained by doing perverted tasks and indulging in sexual activities: The Sex Beast System. Well, that joy lasted for mere seconds before he noticed the other specifications of this system... which made him almost faint with shock. What Jacob thought to be a broken system at first, tuned out be something entirely different from even his wildest imagination possible... and completely changed his entire life. ___________________ Note: Hello! I am the original author, Roeselawik. My main account was having some problems, especially regarding SBS, so I decided to upload the story again. This is the re-edited version and I corrected as many grammatical mistakes as I could find. There are some slight changes as well, but the story is the same as before. Enjoy! Tags: System, Harem, Explicit sex scenes, Perverted protagonist, Netori, Elves, Devils, Beastkin, Dragons, Dwarves, Beautiful women, Big breasts, First-time Intercourse, Anal, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Weak to strong MC, etc. Donate to help me continue writing and also get access to advance chapters:- https://www.patreon.com/Roeselawik Join my discord for updates:- https://discord.gg/2CD5R2R Thank you for supporting me!

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

When Persephone Athena James first met Bodhi Patrick O'Neill, a bond formed between them. As time passed and they grew, a love formed between them. When the future became the present, their secrets divided them. What secrets are they hiding and can the truth lead them back together?

[Mature content—Read at your own risk, be careful. It's highly recommend] Meet Lena Candice Marshall, the most innocent girl in this world from Russian descent. Beautiful. Doctor. With delicious ass. Her life was so simple and decided. She was locked inside her dad's rules, regulations, and policies. Like a bird inside a cage. Always following her dad what's her dad wanted. She was at school and at home all the time. Had a babysitter with her until college. When she had her school's free time, she read educational books like daddy wants to learn more-not even let her read magazines. Only educational books. When she was in college, daddy was coming to pick her up. And she listened-as she believed that's what good daughters do, right? Listen to their parents. And as expected, she didn't deal with these words-Love...Feelings...Jealousy... Emotion...Lust...Desire. In a word, she didn't know anything about the opposite sex. Meet Ace Jordan Steele, the most handsome CEO in Downtown in New York. All the woman and even his secretory lusting over his body. Hell yeah! He didn't f***ing care. But he could any woman in his bed he f****ing wants. He always wanted to be alone and didn't want to be disturbed. Wanted to be getting rich instead of stalking play around. And the top of this, he won't shoot Spaniard and Russian girls because of the death of his mother-sister-that he will never forget in his life. He can't tolerate any girl from Spanish and Russian descent. Lena Candice Marshall. Ace Jordan Steele. What will happen when their paths cross? Lusting over Lena Candice will not good for Jordan Steele's health. Can Jordan Steele stop his erection from every time Lena's near? If he can't control his massive erection, disaster will strike in the name of desire and lust. And how will she accept these new feelings? And what about betrayed?

"Let me ruin you more than the drugs ever can" Los Angeles, California the city of angels, expect a dark prince rules it Zane parson who is a self made Billionaire, wears a tailored suit and calls it "casual wear", and prick, has one mission to live. He's almost turning 30 in one year exactly, before he has to announce his arranged marriage, to a airhead at the end of the year Meets Alice, a carefree pothead, who is a nyctophilia, always biting her nails, and doing a sexy gulp when she's scared, she's the only angel in Los Angeles, Alice only has one mission too though, forget. even though they met in the dark, can Zane save his fallen angel and bring her the light? or will it be too late

A young man ventures into the city alone, works in a company full of beautiful women, struggles and writes a legend of entrepreneurship. Well, a story about a man with no money and power "bullies" a group of young, beautiful, charming, gentle, skilled, dignified, beautiful and kind women...

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

A story about a guy who is pretty much stays in the house all day. A story about a guy who is really boring. A story about a guy who is just a dumbass. Would you hear his stories? Would you laugh at his lame jokes?( Tf u mean No!) Gimme your hand and join us in a really boring journey.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out

Paisley was the one who ended her relationship with Aspen, reasoning that she couldn’t see a future in that relationship. And yet, she’s the one who couldn’t move on. No matter how Paisley tried to love someone else, at the end of the day, before she closed her eyes to sleep, the gray eyes of Aspen were still the last thing that she was thinking of. She had already lost count of the times she regretted that she broke up with Aspen, but she had never done anything to make Aspen back. The last time they saw each other was the day they broke up. Not because Aspen didn’t try to win Paisley back, but because Paisley White was the one who did everything to avoid Aspen. Seven years later, after their breakup, Paisley coincidentally meets Aspen in a bar where Paisley’s friend chose to celebrate her birthday. It was supposed to be just a fun night until Paisley pulled Aspen for a kiss as they lay on the bed. It was supposed to be harmless. It was supposed to mean nothing. But because she still had feelings for Aspen, it didn’t become "just nothing", but became everything for her as she fell even deeper into Aspen Harrison. But this time, she was alone. She was falling alone because, unlike Paisley, Aspen managed to move forward and now is in a relationship with someone else.

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The female characters are different working women, campus students, star idols, government officials, relatives and neighbors, etc. The male protagonist is an office worker who was abandoned by his girlfriend and suddenly became rich. Therefore, he has no attachment to love and only wants to conquer women. He uses money and sex to conquer other people's love. • • • • • I'm going to translate this novel because the previous translator only uploaded 5 chapters. If you like this novel, go to my other translated novel. ⚠️Due to my other work, I will upload 5 chapters weekly. If people review this story and tell me they like it, I will speed up my translation.⚠️

some sort stories of INCEST and taboo This story is a complete work of fiction; any resemblance to anyone, alive or dead is pure coincidence. All of the characters in this story are 18 years and older.

[Highly Degenerate Stuff Ahead] A Hero is an existence summoned from another world who has the role of fighting against and defeating the wicked Demon King, driving away the darkness lurking over the world. Quite typical. But what happens when the Hero is summoned by the Demon Queen of Lust herself? To become her agent no less, that has the task to only fuck all the females he took a fantasy to. What will be the Hero's obvious choice? Of course he accepts... with a catch! It will be a journey filled with sex and debauchery, and of course, lots of sex crazed females. --------- [Additional Tags] Milfs, Monster Girls, Lewd Kissing, Mouth Sucking, Rough Sex, Long Tongue, Sweaty, Deepthroat, Anal, Musk, Scent and Smells, Dirty Sex, Saliva, Hardcore, Pain as pleasure(no torture), Demeaning, Petplay, Threesome, Yuri(as in threesome with MC, no girl on girl sex, only something like cum sharing and creampie eating), Milking, Orgy, Master-Slave Relationship, Womb Fucking(Only for special races such as succubi), Petplay, more to be added. -------- The MC will be moderately smart, but will focus more on sex(it's his main role anyway). He will be a dominant, or more accurately, a bastard who likes to dominate women under him, but he will not treat them badly(except during sex). Gradually, he will come to love and care for them. At the start, he will treat them roughly(of course only during sex, and mostly those who have masochistic tendencies). He will not treat any of his harem members as some object outside of sex, if you are worried about it. Anyway, this story is mostly about dirty sex with tons of fetishes. You can also tell me if you want to add any other fetishes. ---------