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Li Wei, a webnovel addict, wakes up in a wild world ruled by powerful, beastly women. In this land, men are rare and treated like prized trophies. Now, Li Wei is the hottest catch, with every beast queen, from the seductive panther Charlotte to the fiery wolf Emma, pursuing him. Armed with his quick wit and webnovel knowledge, Li Wei must survive the jungle of desire, outsmart the women hunting him, and maybe even flip the script on this beastly world. "Now off your trouser it's time to get to work, I want to have babies that look just like you". Charlotte said as she stared at him like a little pervert while licking her lips. "Ehn?! Huh?! Somebody send help!! Aren't you tired? Huh?". Li Wei said in an heartbroken and pitiful voice. "You look so delicious when you are scared hubby". Charlotte said as she laughed hysterically which almost made Li Wei to pee in his pants.

Completed but under editing. Continues in: Reign of the Time Gap Queen The plot thickens as you read. MATURE CONTENT! Free Reading. Give it a fair read before disregarding it or you'll miss out on a lot, or at least read the second novel and come back after editing is completed. No love-triangle. Vol 0: 1-15 "What else did you find?" "Well, I found our first female pregnant corpse but..." I paused not sure if I wanna share this with him or not. "But?" Orlando repeated. "I don't know something is odd about how she died. Her neck wasn't broken but it appears to be crushed. On the side of her neck, I saw two round holes resembling to look like fangs or some sorta sharp pointed teeth." I finally just told him. He first looked at me weirdly before bursting out into laughter. "Fangs like a vampire?" He teased and I should've seen this coming. I burst into a hard enough uproar to pee myself. "You are so mean!" I chuckled. "Alright, I'll be nice to my vampire nerd," he said winking at me. "You haven't found anybody else that lived in the city?" He asked just wondering. "Oddly enough, we haven't," I shared. Yet Orlando does it again. "Yup, that definitely sounds like a vampire to me!" 24-year-old Victoria Perkins is a trainee archeologist and paleontologist. On her way to earning her first degree with the best outscoring records in her class. Victoria was given a lifetime opportunity to excavate in Egypt. Many team members were chosen and hired by Mr. Collin who is funding the excavation to find a Pharaoh. During the excavation, her psychic gift to mentally travel between past and present was triggered. By using her time-gap gift she found the clues the Pharaoh had left behind for his love to find him. Which made her team leader and boss named Tom envious that she keeps finding these artifacts. Following each clue, Victoria found the Pharaoh but was fired by Tom the next day. So her team carried on without her to study this mummified Pharaoh. Something about his remains didn't seem natural. Before any questions could be answered the whole team was Murdered. All but Victoria. She was blamed for the crime and arrested. Without trial, she was found guilty and left to rot in her cell awaiting execution. ~ Vol 1:16-377 Kai strides up and embraced his hands around my waist. "Humm," Kai hummed so poetically that I found myself captured by how sexy he is. He leaned forward into my ear whispering seductively. "Or maybe it's because deep down inside. You like me more than you are willing to admit." His words breathed into my ear like an easy-flowing breeze. I found myself melting in goo for this man who kidnapped me. ~ One of the most powerful multi-billionaire Empire CEOs of the world was the Collin Royal family business. Kai Collin came to Egypt and bailed her out and paid for her Freedom. Well, her Freedom from jail but not from him. Victoria learned the hard way she was now the property of Kai Collin. But who was this mysterious Kai Collin? Everybody knew the Collin family but Kai Collin's name had submerged from out of nowhere. Yet that wasn't half of the mystery. Victoria was trapped by this mysterious attractive man who acted strange; Kai didn't know how to drive or what a cell phone was. Even though her heart belongs to her fiance, Orlando Mill the son of an equally powerful Empire CEO family too. But this doesn't stop Kai from becoming possessive of her enough that he steals her away from Orlando. Between her lover, kidnapper, and much worse that lurks within the shadows; How much heartbreak and loss can Victoria face? Who is the real villain creeping into Victoria's life only to kill everyone she's dearest to? Vol 0: Is about the excavation in Egypt and Victoria's relationship with Orlando. Vol 1: Kai joins the story. Murder will happen. There will be some hot steamy love scenes. Things will get dark, sensitive, emotional, creepy, and a bit bloody for some viewers.

A missing body of a prince and a dead body of a Queen at the Royal party. Princess Hazel lost her mother at an early age and she grew up with a step mother who was heartless like his father. At a royal party she is framed for murder by princess Lama and princess Lydia who also thinks she is the one who sent intruders to attack her. This fueled up a war between five kingdoms who were in peace. let's find out who will save her and how

Bai Han crossed into the world of universal awakening. He awakened his talent in the beginning: Get stronger for making out. Effect one. Close contact with the target object for a specific length of time can give the object a random boost. Effect two. Close contact with the target object, grant a certain chance to extract the object's talent. ... Beginner short dagger, hold for one hour, attack power tripled?A brass treasure chest, moved home for a day, became a gold treasure chest? What? My talent is known by the school bae? And she said she's coming to tutor me tonight? Should I say yes, yes, or yes? .... Some years later. The Human-race Empress: When I met him, I was still a young girl who barely knew what love was, and as a result, he actually pressed himself against me... Now, I have become an empress. Nine-tailed Demon Fox: every time he pressed himself against me, I will grow an extra tail. Goddess of Light: He is a pervert. Other awakeners almost pee their pants seeing me, but he chased me all the way in order to press himself against me... Gradually, Bai Han found that they were surprisingly getting ahead of themselves and were no longer satisfied with making out.

Inspired by real events "Mama, I don't want to drink water. It's already so late if I drink water then I'll have to get up again to pee." "Okay then at least keep this glass by your bedside I don't want to go all the way back to the kitchen to put the glass away," Mama said, a little too angrily. Asia was taken aback by the harsh tone. Also, weirdly. Her mother looked very strange. She looked unfamiliar in an eerie manner. Asia couldn't exactly put a finger on what was wrong but there was something, for sure. She, hesitantly, took the glass of water and gulped it down. As she was drinking something, that felt like a snake, the glass caught her tongue and started pulling her tongue down. She dropped the glass to the floor and started screaming and tugging at her tongue. A blood-curdling scream left her mouth. The pain she that was feeling was none like any other she had ever felt. Her mind started to get numb. She wailed and cried but Mama stood there, smiling a bit, not even moving an inch to help her. All of a sudden, she felt footsteps approaching maybe it was her brother that has came to help her, she looked towards the left to see that her brother and her mother were running towards her, she looked towards her right, stunned and scared to find that where her mother was previously standing, there was no one. She stopped feeling the snake tugging at her tongue. She looked at her hands, felt her face and looked down at the floor where she had thrown the glass but there were no shards of glasses which should've been there. That wasn't the first time. Asia Chohan had been seeing strange things ever since she took a hold of this new "money". Not only her, but her entire family had been experiencing surreal events that could only happen in their heads... except that it's not. Or are they? Add to your library to find out. Asia had become a money-hungry, self-serving, ruthless girl after suffering from a troubled childhood. The new money that her family acquired her and her family. But with new money, come new problems. She and her family are seeing, imagining and actively participating in things that are apparently not real. Slowly but surely, the selfish family loses its mind. One after the other bad things, annoying situations start breeding and prospering. ho is the mastermind behind the destruction of the Chohan family? And is there a bone of kindness that might help them to save themselves or are they just made dark filthy evil hood?

ARON CARLOS- only son and sole heir of the Carlos group and Mafia king. With Greek god’s personality and muderous aura. Women can die to have a single glance of him. Anyone can tell the power and authority he have just by looking at him . No one can dare to look straight at him. His eyes alone were enough to make people pee in their pants. No one dare to match their eyes with him. Nor they can imagine how a person can be this cruel. He shows no mercy at all no matter who is in front of him. His face is devoid of all emotions. Anyone can’t tell a difference between a rock and him. DR.SERVILIA KNIGHT- the only daughter of knight family and manager of Go Life hospital. One of the best and reputed surgeon across the country. Any men can fell for her with that innocent face and black doe eyes. And her over friendly nature and love for everyone was one of her best quality and weaknesses as well. She can cross any limit for her loved once. She can’t forget even a single person who was close to her at any phase of her life for lifetime. She mean her every word she said. Her main problem is she can’t hurt anyone nor she can hate anyone and it is one of her promise also that she had made to herself. When Servilia and Aron first meet at Nixon’s warehouse. Servilia is looking at Aron with her eyes full of hopes that he will save her. And meanwhile Aron who was looking at Servilia with a softness in his eyes for the first time . Why Servilia is looking at Aron with hopes the man who doesn’t show a little mercy to anyone and why Aron was looking at Servilia with the hint of softness in his eyes for the first time ?? Is there something more to this? So let’s see how these to complete opposite personalities will be able to be together?? Will Servilia is a hope of light in the dark world of Aron?? Will she be able to find the real Aron ?? Will she able to change him? ever ??

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

When the huge fleet cuts through the tranquility of the Atlantic Ocean, when the roaring Panther tanks spread all over French soil, when the long-range bomber swarm that covers the sky appears in the sky of Moscow. "The German Iron Crusader flag will fly forever on the continent!" Lyon makes a promise to the people……

Odin a young poor orphan, determined to build his own empire and make a name for himself, struggles with only one thing in mind, to never fall in love again and to just be a playboy.

The oldman was alone,and knew all voices of birds lived there,he became extremely sick, unfortunately nobody was with him,one day while he was sleeping he heard voices of btw two birds conversated said,that seeds of that tree can treat any kind of disease,then used the seeds and got treated.

Synopsis: a group of people who are thirsty for blood appear to be angels who take life, their cruelty is able to make people afraid. But they are covered with poos faces and good looks like the Greek gods they have. Also there is not a single thing that is strange when you see them that they are psychopaths. Call him William. William Fred Margeyunga. Don't worry, he doesn't bite, he just likes your blood. Hehehe Williem is often referred to as Willi or ga ya Williem, with the long name Williem Fred Margeyuga, Williem's family residing in America and Williem in Indonesia, Willem is a mulatto between Indonesian and Korean Americans, so it's not surprising that Williem's handsomeness has been passed down from his parents. William owns a sizeable company called Wllycrop, which was founded with the help of his father. Williem has two friends named Ray Mshadow Pasmakassa and Punjan Maharaja Sawa they have the same nature but different tasks. Williem really likes blood, he is also not a vampire but he likes blood like a bloodthirsty vampire. Unlike Ray, Ray doesn't like blood, he prefers to research and experiment, but what makes him crazy is his experiments using basic human ingredients, which are either the human body, the brain or the organs. For Punjan he is different, punjan prefers to sell, but what distinguishes him from people is that he sells human internal organs, for his survival, Punjan is rich, even his parents are but Punjan once said that he wanted to be independent and earn his own money. Williem joined his father's gang when he was still relatively young in his teens, his father named Xiander Fred Margeyuga became the successor to the gangster leader with Williem his successor. William also has an older sister named Tera. One day when Williem was sitting in front of the house there was a girl named Navinka who managed to steal his eyes, Navinka who was slow, telmi made Williem extra patient with him, Navinka who had made Williem head over heels to get his heart made emotional when he saw Navinka making out with Navinka's old friend named Aksal and it succeeded in making Williem and his friends have a plan to destroy Navinka's friends with their respective tasks. Aksal, who was already in the hands of Williem and his friends, made Navinka angry when she found out about her friend's presence. And since then Navinka hates Williem, but instead of Willeim apologizing for what he and his friend did, Williem launches his second act to make Navinka his lover and whole. After a while, Navinka and Williem melted away, those who were about to make amends got a catastrophe, a gangster enemy from his father who would kill Navinka and Williem to avenge the death of his member Aksal. Navinka is scared again, and thinks whether she will lose the person she loves again?.

Sipnopsis: sekelompok orang yang haus akan darah munculnya menjadi malaikat penyabut nyawa, kekejamannya mampu membuat orang ketakutan. Namun mereka tertutupi dengan wajah poos serta ketampanan bak dewa yunani yang mereka miliki. Juga tidak ada satu hal yang janggal saat kamu melihat mereka bahwa mereka seorang psikopat. Panggil dia Williem. Williem Fred Margeyunga. Tenang dia ga gigit kok cuma suka darah kamu aja. Hehehe Williem kerap dipangil dengan sebutan Willi atau ga ya Williem, benamakan panjang Williem Fred Margeyuga, keluaraga Williem yang berada di Amerika dan Williem di Indonesia, Willem blasteran antara Indonesia Amerika Korea maka tidak heran dengan kegantengan Williem yang sudah turun temurun dari orang tuanya. Williem mempunyai sebuah perusahaan yang cukup besar bernama Wllycrop, yang dibangun dengan bantuan ayahnya. Williem mempunyai dua orang teman bernama Ray Mbayang Pasmakassa dan Punjan Maharaja Sawa mereka mempunyai sifat yang sama namun berbeda tugas. Williem sangat menyukai darah, dirinya juga bukan vampir namun kesukaannya dengan darah seperti seorang vampir yang haus darah. Berbeda dengan Ray, Ray tidak suka darah dirinya lebih suka meneliti dan berexperimen, namun yang membuat gila adalah experimennya dengan menggunakan bahan dasar manusia, yang entah tubuh manusia otaknya atau organya. Untuk Punjan dirinya berbeda, punjan lebih memilih untuk berjualan, tetapi yang membedakan dengan orang adalah dirinya berjualan organ dalam manusia, untuk kelangsungan hidupnya, Punjan kaya, bahkan orang tuanya berada namun Punjan pernah bilang jika dirinya ingin mandiri dan mencari uang sendiri. Williem bergabung dengan gengster ayahnya saat dirinya masih terbilang muda dengan umur belasan, ayahnya yang bernama Xiander Fred Margeyuga menjadi penerus pemimpin gengster dengan Williem penerusnya. Williem juga mempunyai kakak bernama Tera. Suatu hari saat Williem sedang duduk didepan rumah ada sosok cewek bernama Navinka yang berhasil mencuri pandang dirinya, Navinka yang lemot, telmi membuat Williem exstra sabar menghadapinya, Navinka yang sudah membuat Williem jugkir balik untuk mendapatkan hatinya dibuat emosi saat melihat Navinka bermersaan dengan teman lama Navinka bernama Aksal dan itu sukses membuat Williem dan temannya mempunyai rencana untuk memusnahkan teman Navinka dengan tugas mereka masing-masing. Aksal yang sudah berada ditangan Williem dan temannya, membuat Navinka murka saat tau beredadaan temannya. Dan semenjak saat itu Navinka mmbenci Williem, namun bukanya Willeim meminta maaf atas apa yang dirinya dan temannya lakukan, Williem melancarkan aksinya yang ke-dua untuk mnjadikan Navinka kekasihnya dan seutuhnya. Selang beberapa lama Navinka dan Williem luluh mereka yang akan berbaikan mendapat petaka sebuah musuh gengster dari ayahnya akan membunuh Navinka dan Williem untuk membalas demdamkan kematian Aksal angotanya. Navinka kembali ketakutan, dan berfikir apakah dirinya akan kembali kehilangan orang yang dirinya cinta?.

2 brothers. Rich and affluent vampires. Both fell for the same girl, except she is a child of mother earth with powers and strength which makes her a force to be reckoned with. Ace and Hadwin Wagner met Astrid when she saved Hadwin's from an accident. Set in a fictional city of Anubia, with lush forests and city intertwined to form a prosperous country. A modern city where both humans and vampires live in relative harmony until a mutation threatens to ripple the balance. Will both brother still fight for the very person who could be their death or turn it into their saviour? Whom will Astrid choose? A snippet of the novel as below: Astrid drank the warm lemon honey water and stared at his chest again. She could not help herself but ask, `The words on your chest. What does it mean?’ `Show me?’ Ace smirked. Astrid knew what he was doing, and she played along. Her fingers trailed to the Japanese words and stopped there. `Zephyr belongs to me.’ He muttered. `And this?’, Astrid spoke softly, her fingers moving to the opposite direction. `Divine, precious lady. Time for action now’. He grabbed her fingers and started kissing each, starting from the base to their tips, maintaining his eye contact with her. It was so sensual and stimulating, his soft lips kissing as if her fingers were her lips. Astrid felt butterflies fluttering in her stomach. Her left hand unconsciously, touch his face and he leaned on her hands, she mustered enough courage to prevent her mind from going into an overdrive of sentiments, and uttered `I need to pee’. Ace chuckled and smooched her cheek. The image belong to Avatar the Last Airbender.

One week. Mingyu gave himself one week to unleash the beast within him. One week of freedom. One week of not caring just enjoying. One week away from home, away from his thick books, away from his thick glasses. One week of partying, drinking, and *cough* *cough* sex, something he has never done in his 23 years of existence. That one week caused him all these. An eternity of sleepless night, loads of stress, a lack of social life, a bunch of problems, and the spawns of the devil himself. Yes, spawns. Four spawns to be exact! "Appa, wake up!" "Appa, Pipi is hungry." "Appa, I want to poo." "Appa, let's play!"

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

This is a story about a devil who awakens thousand years later, using the Great Rebirth technique acquiring the Samsara Divine physique! and starting as a 10 year old Boy, named Devu! This is not your normal self righteous MC. For him it's like: Devu kills a young master, his background support aka his family Head comes along with his full family, he kills all of them. However the background support of this family, the Previous sect leader comes. Finally he kills that background support again. 'Finally the cliche is exterminated.' Just, that moment a heavy pressure engulfed him and pressured him to kneel. Even though, Devu had the willpower to withstand the pressure and hold himself from kneeling but he was like: 'Ah, come on, it's just kneeling' "Who was the one who killed my disciple and his family?" A domineering voice attacked the bunch of people in the restaurant Devu was in, along with himself. "Umm..sir, I K-know the guy who killed Y-Young master and his....family," Devu quickly expressed a fearful face as if he would pee anytime, however unlike what he showcased, his pants were already wet. The voice quickly retorted, "Then what are you waiting for! Hurry up and tell who was it that dared to kill my disciple and his family." Devu:....... "It was this guy," Devu pointed his fingers at a strong Nascent soul peak stage cultivator sitting at the edge of the hall. When that cultivator saw his fingers pointing at him, he was dumbfounded.. "Ehh..Nah, you Brat, it's obvious that you're the one who.." When the Nascent soul peak stage cultivator was about to finish the sentence, he was burned to ashes soon. "Brat, as a result of your good deed for telling me who killed my disciple, Here's your reward," A pouch full of gold coins appeared before him and Devu caught it. Bowing after that voice from where it came from, Devu started eating his remaining food.. All the people who watched him do all these drama obviously knowing that he was the one who killed that powerful man's disciple were dumbfounded. However all of them chose to remain silent because they were afraid to intervene in this man's bussiness. His eyes were scary to them. On the other hand hand, Devu was enjoying his remaining food very jovially while thinking, 'What a cliche, just like always they feared death in the end and chose to be silent...hehe." ...

One day in a dark room a boy sitting on a chair looking at his computer screen smiled after winning an argument online but the smile disappeared as soon as it had come on his face, for sometime after that he surfs through the internet and by mistake clicks on an ad while going to pee in a hurry, the ad took him to a site where on the screen it said: "Accept the system transfer to your being?" "YES" NO"

She wasn't used to being a noble in human form, because she was once the fairy queen of the fairies in the forests. Therefore, when fate listened to her wish, she was thrown into the life of a dying noble named Isabella T Deloria. The toxic life after her awakening forced her to assume a new identity that allowed her to live peacefully in a new country. As a stranger to the human's emotions, everyone treated her as a cold, indifferent woman. She didn't mind them for her mission was greater than to entertain shallow insults. Moving forward with goals in her mind, she met him, the man who always appear wherever she was. Once again, she was thrown into a life of envy and conspiracies. However, she was no longer alone for Rafael D Ian was more than willing to do anything for her and so was she to him. They strive to overcome human greediness and slowly spread humbleness to the world. While at the same time enjoying their amusing love life! ------- Update: weekly warning: smut(probably mature content), amateur writer, mediocre English, cliche romance story (you decide)...

This is a cliche novel of a poor boy who got hit by a truck while crossing the road but there's a little difference from all those people who died like that. Black our male protagonist was born after the time where demi- Gods came on their vocation on our dear planet Earth and of course they had some fun with some of our earthly beauties most of them were just playing with the girls but two of them were serious and they were the most powerful among the all the demi-Gods and was the heavenly emperor's last son and only child of his beloved concubine who died in "an accident" you know what i mean by that and the other one the adopted son of his elder brother that he loved very much even a little bit more than his own son and the father of our male protagonist is the heavenly emperor's nephew the adopted one his youngest son you ask who's father is he well that is a secret that you will find out by continuing to read my novel so back to the story. When the two demi-Gods stayed it was a matter of months before they were found out and many of scientist wanted to make some research on the two demi-Gods with the security of the two most important people of the heavenly emperor in danger the heavenly emperor brought theme back they wanted to go back but the heavenly emperor said that it was too dangerous when they wanted to bring their wives the other celestials said that heaven was a place for celestials not for humans and like that they had to a abandon their wives. What the two demi-Gods didn't know was that their wives we're pregnant when the scientist found that out they killed the mothers after giving birth and made our male protagonist black the other child lad pets at the age of 14 fourteen both Black anb the other child tried to escape the hellish place but they were both hit by a car as every God or demi-god had their guardian spiritual animals both Black and his best friend had them their bodies were too wiek and their guardians could not tell them in time and they both died. When their fathers found out that they were dead they pleaded with the goddess of the moon to let their kids be reborn in her world where they won't be treated like freaks and monsters the poo goddess of the moon thought that they wanted their kids to become heroes so she sent them on one of the worlds that was going to have the epic war in the near future. "where am I wait didn't we just get hit by truck so Phoenix Phoenix where are you wait why can't I talk why is everything so dark in here am I dead ". Hi guys sorry in advance am not that good in english so they may be some gramtical errors so please forgive me so this novel is a reborn in an other world type of novel and their some very funny moments in this novel and I am not that good with that kind of spicy scenes that will make your nose bleed but I will try my best thank you ✌️✌️.

Disfigured head protagonist deals with normal experiences in their normal life.

She is a legend in the world of mercenaries. She is a myth in the realm of snipers. The queen of mercenaries in her previous life, betrayed by a trusted friend in a crisis, she lost her life. Reincarnated in her present life, she became a newbie lost in the bottom rung, only to rise to glory again! Assigned as a procurement officer? With a heavy burden on her shoulders, she can still take out the elites in a flash! Doubting her shooting skills? With one shot, she can make you pee in your pants! Trapped by love? She can reject her fiance without a second thought! In a life steeped in iron and blood, she forged her legend. But- Why did that overbearing, handsome, friendless captain suddenly announce to her, "I will control your life and I will protect you!” And so, on the road to legendary glory, she even managed to find some time for a romance. # In this world, some are displaced and some are homeless, but she was moved by this country and found a sense of belonging. Therefore, she was willing to protect this country, just like she had once protected her own life. [Hot Blooded Chapter] There's a legend that in Eastlandia there is a mysterious team- In the desert, the jungle, the maritime territories, the sky, they excel in triphibious combat. People see them as ghosts, capable of anything. * A drill, a surprise attack, a massacre. The sneak attack did not last more than two minutes. Flossie Wright leaned against a doorway, her expression calm, “Playing so ruthlessly, aren’t you afraid of causing resentment?” Inside the room, Hutchinson, after extracting the information he wanted, blew the head off of the last living witness with one shot. Upon hearing this, his eyebrows lifted, his voice careless yet particularly arrogant, “Those who should resent, already do. What do a couple more count for?” “......”

There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

The full version of The Boy Who Knew Demons by Blazej Dzikowski is available on Kindle Store or for free at Kindle unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08KNQ4FQ1 An ordinary teenager with a hidden superpower must rise to become a master of demons. Attention, Grasshopper! I will be publishing only the first 10%. The book already finished and free to read on Kindle Unlimited, so if you're one of the lucky Kindle Unlimited-ers, or want to buy a copy, hop over to Amazon via this link above. Includes: - modern urban setting - secret world of demons - male lead with hidden superpower - rising from ordinary teenager to (anti?) hero - paranormal investigation - learning to become master of demons - action and adventure

Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.