Funny Joke For A Girl You Like

Excerpt "You can drop this stupid act now, Mr. Yates. I am not going to fall for it." A frown marred his features. "What are you talking about?" "Oh, stop with your pretentious act, it makes me sick. You want nothing to do with a brainless socialite such as myself, so I am not even going to delude myself that this sham would work." He remained silent for a few moments, then smiled. "This works for me then. It means you are smart enough to not expect anything from me then. From what I am to understand, this marriage would be of great benefit to us both in that case." Iris seethed internally. What an insufferable man. "You flatter yourself too much, sir. My time is too precious for it to be wasted stroking your ego. If you came here just for that ridiculous charade of yours, I suggest you leave now." His gaze hardened. "I hope you don't forget what you just said to me. It has been duly noted, miss Clayton. I really do hope your words do not come back to bite you." "I hope you say the same for yourself as well, Mr. Yates." * * * * Iris Clayton agrees to marry a man she was engaged to, but had never met formally. She is reluctant, but agrees to do so to save the legacy of her mother. She however finds herself disliking him immediately, to her dismay. She also finds herself entangled in the web of secrets in the family, with no hope of escape.

Hernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that.

in the midst of fame, fortune and glamour, can true love shine brighter than the spotlight? "Love like a star" explores the complexities of love, identity and the high cost of fame Freya, a talented and beautiful village girl, lives a simple life surrounded by nature and loved ones. Her world is turned upside down when she meets Austin, a charismatic and wealthy superstar, who has come to her village to film his next movie. As they spend more time together, Freya and Austin develop a deep and intense connection. Despite their vastly different backgrounds and lifestyles, they find solace and comfort in each other's company. However, their love is put to the test when Austin's fame and fortune threaten to tear them apart. The paparazzi, Austin's demanding schedule, and the scrutiny of the public eye take a toll on their relationship. As Freya struggles to adapt to Austin's world, she must confront her own identity and the true cost of loving someone in the spotlight. Will their love be strong enough to withstand the challenges of fame, or will it fade like a shooting star?

【Light Version Synopsis】 Born into poverty, orphaned, and abandoned by his pretty fiancee, our protagonist seems ripe for a standard rags-to-riches story. But fate takes a turn when his fiancee suddenly changes her mind: "I'm not calling off the engagement! And I'll cover all living expenses while we live together!" With nothing to lose, he agrees. But something seems off about his fiancee after one night together... ———————— 【Serious Version Synopsis】 As demons wreak havoc across the continent of Divine Land, humanity retreats to sprawling metropolises, barely clinging to survival amidst rising discord. From north to south, divisions deepen; noble houses and imperial factions clash incessantly; the common folk suffer under oppression; and roving bands of rebels bide their time, ready to upheave the fragile order at a moment's notice. Describing this human world in two words? Utter chaos, a quagmire. Transmigrated into this world, the frail youth Cheng Jinyang sets two modest goals for himself: 1. To regain his health through physical training. 2. To become stronger! (Note: As the title suggests, all the heroines in this novel are not quite 'Normal'.) ============ Translation Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to this novel. I am solely responsible for the translation efforts. If you like the novel, please help me by giving a review and power stones. This series is currently being hosted on Hiraethtranslation. For advanced chapters : https://hiraethtranslation.com/novel/girl-theres-something-wrong-with-you/

Elaine was CURSED that her shield would never be opened, but the Sorcerer who cursed her did not tell her how to remove her curse. "I swear to you, that shield will never open until you find a solution." How does she want to get rid of her cursed?

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Alicia had always despised writing. Her past held secrets that made the thought of putting pen to paper unbearable. Yet, when her school insisted she join the journalism club, she reluctantly agreed, unaware that this decision would change her life forever. An unknown person suddenly entered her life, a person who is a passionate writer and photographer with an eye for detail and a heart full of stories. Their worlds collide in unexpected ways, and what begins as a forced partnership soon blossoms into a powerful bond. Together, they embark on a journey through the lens of a camera and the tip of a fountain pen. But as their connection deepens, the shadows of Alicia's past loom larger. What made her hate writing so much, and will her newfound relationship with this unknown person help her confront her fears? I'll write, for you and for us is a gripping tale of love, secrets, and the power of storytelling. Dive into Alicia's world and discover how two souls, brought together by fate, can rewrite their destinies.

Words left unspoken, scars from the day, hoping to embrace you today. [A story that shouldn't be read]

I'm less than thrilled to be moving back to Neyland, and the worst part is that my childhood friend Tony Nathan is going to be my neighbour and classmate again. We've known each other since we were kids, but I had to move to Korea with my family a few years ago. Now, I'm returning to London and will be attending Royalty High School, one of the best schools in the city. While I'm relieved to have someone to talk to, I have to admit that Tony can be pretty annoying. He's always been dashingly handsome and smart, but also rude and infuriating at times. Despite our friendship, I've never been a huge fan of his. As I settle into my new life, I'm surprised to discover that we'll be living in the most expensive estate in Neyland - and that we'll be living with Tony's family, the Black family! My parents are best friends with his parents, and apparently, they've always hoped that we'd end up together. Yeah, right. I have five older brothers who are cool with the arrangement, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around it all. Living with Tony's family means I'll have to put up with his annoying antics all the time. But hey, at least I'll have someone to talk to, even if he drives me crazy sometimes." Read more to find out more about our crazy adventures

A highschool student name Yamazaki Megat was a shy and timid boy in his class. He has a crush name Tsunokami Watame but little does he know, his crush also likes him. but the thing is after he found out that she was his biogical sister, Megat doesn't know how to react but he still have a feelings for her So what will he going to do? Let's find out and go read it!

Shan,kind and loving person who desperately want to be a pianist because that was his mother dream for him.He decide to transfer to a new school where he can learn new things especially music And there's Avikiel known as cold hearted person, he's the son of one of whealty chairman. He decide to studied in public school because he want to treat him like normal person

' In my past life, I couldn't differentiate who was my enemy and who was my friend. I kept my enemy close but isolated my friends. I never knew he was in love with me until the last moment of my life. Later he was the one who took my ashes with him. My so-called lover was actually in a relationship with my best friend, a succumbed and a cheater. Since God gave me a chance to come back then this time I'm gonna value my marriage with him, save my family and revenge on those who hurt me. Qi Yan, I came back for you so please don't let me be disappointed. Love me once again. ' Our female lead is the typical second youngest miss of Fu family Fu Hui Qing, a naïve little child until she is forced to marry the powerful CEO of the Qi family, Qi Yan, instead of her sister to save her family from going bankrupt. For this she hates her whole family even until the end of her life. Only then was when she finally realized how to hurt her parents were. The Qi family head Qi Yu stated that they wanted a daughter from the Fu family to become their granddaughter in law as long as one married his grandson the Qi family will save the Fu family and destroy the one that destroyed them. They chose her and not her younger sister because her mother had visited a fortune master who stated that as long as Hui Qing falls in love with Qi Yan, she wouldn't die before 30. The last time she died was when she 29. Killed by that person she called a friend and by her cheating lover. Now she is gonna take back everything. Her love, marriage, and reputations as the most famous manga artist and fashion designer under the name Jade. This is a tale about how a naïve yet powerful female lead fall in love with her soon to be domineering husband. Would Qi Yan be able to fall in love with her again? How would their story go? Follow to know more. Other books: -Prince and his wives (sterilizing) The cover isn't mine found it on pintrest, so credits goes to the artist. English is not my first language so bear with my spelling mistakes. I will update every Thursday for now, Uk time.

Two reckless teens are in love..., what could possibly go wrong?

This is a story of three sisters called Perpetual Mayi, Sarah Lenlen and Ann Ella. Perpetual was the eldest, she always supports her sisters. Ann was the bravest, she was not afraid of anything. Sarah was the one who doesn't like to talk. Their father was Mr. Jaime and their grandmother was Lady Prima but they didn't know. Will they later find out the truth and be the real Cleverias. You will see when you read from beginning to end

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

"You will be reborn as hope, My boy Milagro, Oh sorry its Kaan now." "What Reborn!!?" What is this stupid god of tales saying. *** Kaan born to bring hope somehow became a curse to bring the fall to all of the kingdoms. Well that's what the prophecy says. "Well who cares I will live in this world as the villain and create a hero." "..." "Well that failed huh...." "..." what will happen when the hand groomed hero by the villain defies his orders and ruins the plans made long back... what will happen when an obsessed hero captures the sacrificial villain.... "Jasper please listen to me." "no" "huuu... damn it."

Letentia were once the daughter of a noble family, but everything changed when the rival family spread lies about her family. The king believed them and stripped her family of its title, leaving Letentia to live as a commoner and some family members were executed. Fast forward a few years, and Letentia’s settled into life in the countryside in a orphange house, getting used to being just another villager. One day, Letentia's childhood friend shows up at the small orphanage where Letentia lives. He’s the third son of the king and has been searching for Letentia all this time. He escaped from the royal guards who were after him, and now he wants to run away with Letentia.

Love at first fight. Bumping accidentally with a Dangerous Mafia Queen that doesn't look like one. Their first fight will lead to something, Love? Interesting..

Lin Wei: I want to go to Tsinghua. Jiang Su: I am different. Jiang Su: Besides going to Tsinghua, I also want… you. ... The female lead, a school topper determined to go to Tsinghua, versus the genuinely defiant male lead pretending to be a topper. ... I'm not worth your affection. I decide whom I love. ... [No matter how many years pass, Jiang Su and Lin Wei will never forget that day, the first time they met.]

Is it too much to ask for something magical, something extraordinary, something out of this world? Being raised in a conservative family regarding relationships, and in a society where fear is prevalent everywhere, I went from a kid who used to dream about doing everything alone, traveling, going on hikes and adventures, starting business ventures, to a young adult who wishes, even prays desperately for a prince, her soulmate who could make her feel secure, who could fulfill her fantasies, as she realized how impossible they have become. Sometimes I wonder maybe I am creating these invisible boundaries for myself, and I just need to break them, while other times it’s the society and my family. And I cannot break those barriers without consequences. There is so much I want and I don’t know how to get it. There's so much I want to experience, and I keep stopping myself from the ridiculous reasoning such as it's raining, to a few realistic ones like I don’t have money or I have to save money. Honestly, I don’t know what to say. I want something, and I don’t know how or what it is.............................

Did you know? The one you will fall in love with… It is said you can smell their blood from miles away… Because it's destiny that pulls you closer.

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Alice and Adam have been bound to each other since childhood but are separated by circumstances. However, after many years, they met again, but one of them changed.