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"Update" The day I awakened was the worst day of my life. The skill is powerful on its own, yes but it has a disadvantage. A big one at that. If the owner of the skill does not have any resources, it's practically useless. In other words, I can only survive by being someone's slave or lick up dog. HAHAHAHA, a joke. I'd rather die than serve someone else. > > > > > Yes finally every transmigrators greatest wish. I, Leon Damon, came from another world. And it's my turn to rise. P.S. This is my first novel I absolutely have no experience writing, I hope you don't judge to harshly.

Ethan finds himself mysteriously transported to another world, where the strong reign and the weak perish. Welcomed by a kind farmer who decides to help him upon seeing his poor condition, Ethan begins to hope for a new life. However, his dream is shattered when an acquaintance deceives him, leading to his sale at the slave market. Desperate and confused, Ethan wonders what he has done to deserve all this. "Which deity have I offended to deserve all this?" Just when he thinks all is lost, fate has another surprise in store for him, once again changing the course of his destiny.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

We attend school, find love, work, buy a house, pay our housing loans, insert weird faces in WeChat, watch movies… do any of you find anything amiss? One day, a group of strange people entered this world, equipped in strange clothing and possessing extraordinary powers, cold-blooded killers! They call themselves [Players]. Wait! Wait! You people want to kill me? You say I am NPC (Non Playable Character)? Stop joking around! You crazy bastards! I will fight you to the death! I will survive! NPC beating up Players! Original residents beating up Transmigrants! My world, my rules! What makes you think you bastards can come over and boss us around? Treading the path of the strongest saviour in history, one destined to be filled with excitement! … Chen Xiaolian: From today onwards, an organization whose sole purpose is to oppose those bastards is established! Our guild shall be named… Player Thwarting Alliance! Guild Member: Leader, this name, if we are to say it out, I fear we will be beaten up…

The protagonist, a renowned gamer/YouTuber aka [TorchDancer] is a master of the game "Tril Trilo Trilogy." When offered a chance to playtest the prequel, "Part 0," he jumps at the opportunity. But a twist of fate plunges him into the game itself, transforming him into the series' ultimate villain, Frank Wonderstein. Trapped in a monstrous body, he must navigate a dangerous world, unraveling the secrets of the game and his own destiny. Can a hero become a villain? Or can a villain find redemption? Well, you'll just have to read to find out.

He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!

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Synopsis In his first life, Akira Tanaka was an average Earthling with a not-so-average hobby: making terrible jokes and getting into trouble with his wandering eyes. His second life? Well, he became the most feared evil dragon god—a being of immeasurable power who could destroy entire realms with a flick of his claw. His reign of chaos was unmatched, his strength unparalleled, his sense of humor still awful. But even gods meet their end, and Akira did so in a blaze of glory after being defeated by a bunch of overachieving heroes. Just when he thought his story was over, he found himself reincarnated again—this time in a modern world where magic flows as freely as Wi-Fi signals. Now he’s back in high school, hiding his immense power behind the façade of a perverted clown. No one suspects that the guy cracking bad jokes and sneaking peeks into the girls’ locker room is secretly powerful enough to destroy the planet. But when dark forces begin to rise, Akira’s double life as the ultimate goofball and secret powerhouse becomes harder to maintain. Get ready for comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices as the Perverted Jester of Chaos juggles high school hijinks, romance, and epic battles! P.S. He can break trough forth wall. "Heyyy!!!! Don't Spoil them!"

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

Alex has a motto. Why fight when you can run away? She’s scared of almost EVERYTHING - no joke. When she gets a VR game for her birthday, she tries it out and loves it, but everything is attacking her for some reason! Only when her brother challenges her to a dual does she admit to him that she’s been lost for over a month. At some point, she ran into a huge forest, and not just any forest, but THE SCARIEST FOREST in the game... or so her brother says. Watch as Alex grows and mature from scaredy-cat to a tough cat.

"It was an ordinary world until the year 2067 when a boulder-sized asteroid was spotted by astronomers heading into the Earth’s atmosphere. "They determined its point of impact to be the Atlantic Ocean and, knowing there wouldn’t be any lives at stake, turned a blind eye to it. "Hence, it crashed without any interference, and without any civilian knowing of its existence. "Its momentum, not being retarded by friction due to its unknown properties allowed it to penetrate the ocean floor, making its way to the Earth’s core. "That’s when it all began; the properties of the meteorite caused it to fuse with the Earth’s core, changing the entire ecosystem of the Earth as we know it in ways that can't be imagined, throwing the Earth into an apocalypse. "It took five days for its fusion to complete, and those five days were known as the ‘beginning of the plague.’ "The Earth, which was filled with life, became a horror fantasy after these days; the Earth was left with only 40 percent of water. "The once flooded 30 percent now filled with unworldly creatures who feast on each other and the terrestrial ones. "it became a world of the survival of the fittest, where only that storage survived whether man or beast. "The skies and water became polluted with mystical essences which gave humans supernatural abilities that enhanced a person’s character to the fullest, and I, a once psycho, became the strongest. "Being annoyed by the ways of man, I decided to cleanse the world of the weak filth, not siding with the monsters either but becoming one who was hated by both. "I had one goal and one goal only, and that was to return the world to its original state, and the only way this feat could be achieved was to separate the meteorite from the earth's core even though they had completely fused. “This is the story of how I might have saved the world from this catastrophe or how I might have destroyed it.”

Bai Fan was a Chinese medical university student who woke up as a Japanese high school student named Kitagawa Tera about half a month ago. It was just like a typical starting point in a novel. He re-experienced life as a high school student in his twenties. Youthful, energetic girls, and colorful love comedies…That should have been the original plot… However, heaven was obviously playing a joke on Bai Fan as he had not inherited any memories of the original Kitagawa Tera. Follow the level-headed and cold Kitagawa Teru as he navigated around his new world with the ‘System’ that constantly gave him supernatural quests to clear.

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

Em um dia comum, o mundo desmorona. Uma Relíquia Cósmica, selada há eras, é quebrada, liberando uma onda de forças além da compreensão humana. Deuses antigos, criaturas sobrenaturais, seres místicos e horrores cósmicos escapam de seus confinamentos, transformando a Terra em um campo de batalha apocalíptico. Cthulhu, o mestre desse experimento, segue um plano grandioso: conduzir o caos para evitar o despertar de Azathoth, o deus sonhador cuja consciência aniquilaria o universo. Enquanto as criaturas correm soltas, um jovem comum é arrancado de sua realidade e aprisionado em uma dimensão de bolso, um fragmento do próprio caos. Longe de sua irmã mais nova, a única família que lhe resta, ele é forçado a sobreviver em um espaço onde o tempo e a realidade se desfazem. Em meio ao desespero, ele encontra um grimório antigo, uma entidade semi-viva que guarda segredos sobre magia, criaturas e rituais proibidos. Mas cada nova página exige um sacrifício, uma parte de si mesmo, a ser entregue para desbloquear os segredos contidos no livro. Decidido a escapar para salvar sua irmã, agora sozinha em uma Terra devastada, ele confronta desafios de sobrevivência e sacrifícios, enquanto o grimório o conduz cada vez mais fundo no mistério da Relíquia Cósmica. Quanto ele será capaz de sacrificar para reencontrar sua irmã e sobreviver a um universo em ruínas? E qual será o preço final de seus desejos?

A certain Sunday, a few months ago, I decided to invest $56,000 worth of Bitcoin through an online broker I discovered after reading about their "juicy" benefits and seeing a plethora of glowing testimonials. The promises of high returns with little to no risk seemed too good to pass up. The broker's website was sleek and professional, and the success stories of other investors were convincing enough to get me excited about the opportunity. For the first few weeks, everything seemed fine. I could log in, track my investments, and even see my balance growing steadily. I felt confident that I had made a smart decision. However, things started to take a turn when I attempted to withdraw a portion of my earnings. To my surprise, I was told I couldn’t withdraw any funds unless I upgraded my account by depositing an additional $10,000. I thought it was a standard process for larger withdrawals, so I followed the instructions and paid the extra amount. Unfortunately, after I upgraded my account, nothing changed. I was still unable to withdraw any of my funds, and soon, even more fees were being introduced without warning. It became clear that I was dealing with a scam. At this point, I realized I had been duped, and the excitement I once felt quickly turned into frustration and panic. Determined to recover my money, I started researching online for solutions. After several hours of searching, I came across a company called Rapid Digital Recovery. They had a good track record of helping people who had fallen victim to online scams, so I decided to reach out to them, What sapp Info: +1 41 4 80 7 14 85.... Though I was initially skeptical, their professionalism and clear communication reassured me. They took on my case and, after a few weeks of working with them, They managed to recover my lost funds. Looking back, I realize how easily I was misled, but I’m grateful to Rapid Digital Recovery for helping me get my money back. If you’ve found yourself in a similar situation, I highly recommend contacting them. Scams like these are unfortunately common, and it’s important to take quick action to minimize your losses. Always do your due diligence before investing in any opportunity what seems too good to be true often is. Email: rap iddi gita lrecov ery @ exe cs. com

The scar you gave and still giving my name is Aileen Quinn, my dream is to travel abroad why? because I want to get my mom out of their claws. who are they? the richest people in this city. though their house is made up of gold we give fire to refine their gold. .............................. today I had the chance to travel abroad, wow I am on the plane, the excitement that brew my heart turned into regrets. the moment I got off the plane I was robbed and left wanting by the police. ... thank goodness there is my savior "you thought I was your savior? me!!! the police here don't like me. I visit them more often than I do my books for a high school student, and they love me for my presence. that place is like my second home" indeed he wasn't joking because of him my passport was ceased they don't trust him.......... now what will I do in this foreign land This cover does not belong to me

Is about a boy Mykers EMILE who ascended Godhood because of hate for God's, he built a great empire with unbeatable army to fight God's and fixed the world with his childhood friend by his side and other two friends he met when he was a kid.

In era of God's, who rule over mankind, elves, demons, dragon, all species in the world with tyranny causing chaos all over the world. A boy name Emil, Awaken as the Sun God.

Transmigration, is something I thought never existed. Yet happened to me of all people. After laying in a hospital bed for years, after experiencing the most untimely accident that could ever happen to a guy like me, my soul moves into another world. A land that is more like a fantasy video game filled with magic and systems. A land governed by the rules of the six fundamental elements and ruled by God, each governing their own domain. I found out I was brought there to replace the fallen god of a dying element. My goal, reaching level 1000 and enacting my revenge on the perpetrators of the murder of the fallen god. --- This is his story, the story of God's chosen.

"I came to reclaim this," she said as she pointed to his heart. "It has been a while, have you forgotten me, Orig? Or let me say, my husband, Governor Orig," She whispered as she placed her hand on his chest. Her breath was close to his lips, as if challenging him to resist the urge to throw her onto the bed and teach her a lesson until sunrise. Her hips swayed as she got closer to him, and he couldn't take his eyes off her. Her presence was powerful. He pulled her until she was pressed against his chest. Her fingers finally managed to touch him, and she felt the heat of his body. 'Damn it, are you joking? Your image is still engraved in my mind and heart for those four years, seven months, and five days and...' When he didn’t respond to her words, she decided to speak with her lips, for a few moments. Everyone watched in silence, even he was surprised by her boldness. "No, my dear Taya, it is you who will regret this." Can Taya win back her husband? Will he free himself from the control of his stepmother, confess his feelings for his wife, and correct the mistakes of his past? Read on to discover the secrets between the flames of their love...

Kazuo Tanaka, an ordinary high school student, meets a bizarre fate: after an accident involving laxatives, a yakuza, and a truck, he dies and meets a beautiful but mocking goddess. She gives him a weird power as a joke: he can level up by pooping. Reborn as a kid in a magical world, Kazuo now Andreas, is the only one with this power, tries to turn this embarrassing ability into his superpower.

“Maybe we should get you home,” Frank suggested, standing up. Emma nodded, her head spinning. “Maybe… maybe not yet.” But it was too late. As she stood, her knees buckled, and Frank caught her just in time. “Whoa, easy there.” The night was about to take an unexpected turn, and neither of them knew it yet.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Artie had lived her whole life feeling like a joke. Whether it came to her full name, her parents ‘abandoning’ her and her next door neighbours taking her in, or finding out that her lover was part of a cult and was cheating on her. Said lover then stabbed her. It felt like she just couldn’t catch a break. So when she found herself in a puddle of her own blood, staring up at a fake painted sky, she could only find humour in the situation, and prayed that the next life was kinder. Only she woke up. In the same body, with the same stab wound, only in a world full of magic, swords, and a dead King Arthur? Yup. The round table existed, the knights existed, and so did everyone of legend that she’d heard about as a child. Only it was the beginning of their tales. Nothing had happened yet, except the formation of Camelot, the crowning of the King, and then the sudden death of the King of Legend, King Arthur Pendragon. She would have thought this was another cruel joke if everyone wasn’t wandering around in mourning clothes. If this was a practical joke, it wasn’t a very funny one. Artie was tired. She’d already spent almost a decade working as a police officer, and then a detective, so she felt like she had earned her peace. Especially after all the shit she’d been put through, but someone had different plans. And Artie’s life wasn’t quite done yet. In fact, it seemed like in the eyes of the creatures of this world, this was where she was always meant to be. The time she spent getting her ass handed to her in the other dimension? Just a warm up. And now she was expected to just…go along with what everyone else wanted her to do? Including magical beings who were responsible for taking her from one dimension to another. Artie felt like she was in over her head, even if there were several concerned, attractive knights around her. She wasn’t sure if she was going to run away from all the new responsibilities, or embrace them. She wasn’t a rule breaker by nature, but maybe now was the time to change?

Noah, a sickly boy confined to his hospital bed, has always spent his days dreaming. Dreaming of venturing out, far beyond the hospital window. However on his 18th birthday, fate gifts him with his one wish, freedom. Through death, he awakens in the lands of Kabar as an elf girl, facing an unthinkable present. Reborn as a prodigous magic user in a fantasy world, what more could she actually want? Soon she finds out that Kabar isn't what it seems to be. Wandering through this world she has one question in mind. What does it mean to live? Will Eden tell her the truth?

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

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It all started when a virtual coin reached a value of 500k each, and has 130k coins in his hands. So John becomes a billionaire overnight, but he also encounters a series of problems caused by his money, where eventually relatives will appear even from under the stones to get some easy money. ⚠️ You have been warned, this is no joke and, by the way, we will see each other in hell. DISCLEIMER: This novel is intended to entertain an adult audience, being a product of my imagination with a surreal plot and should be treated as such, where each and every character is 18 years or older.

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.