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Alright, Bro, just hear me out. I’ve got something to tell you, and, uh... it’s a lot. You know how I’ve always been the odd one out in the Mustang family? The black sheep in a legendary line of knights and mages? Everyone in our family gets born with these crazy Rare, legendary, or even mythical pillars—proof of their greatness, right? But me? Nope. Voidborn. Nada. Zero. The one Mustang who can’t even light a candle with magic. But I didn’t give up! I mean, sure, people laughed at me. Sure, the family treated me like I was some kind of cosmic mistake. And yeah, maybe the bullies at school called me "magicless Louis." But I kept studying, searching for a way to fix myself. I didn’t care what it took—I was going to prove everyone wrong!. So, there I was, wandering around the Black Market—you know, the totally shady place Aunt Melissa would freak out about—and I found it: a ritual book. The solution. My chance to stop being Voidborn. I did the ritual in my dorm, thinking it would awaken my pillar. And guess what? It worked! ...Kind of. When I woke up, I felt it that power coursing through me like never before. But when I looked in the mirror, I realized something was... off. My hair was long, my voice was higher, and also became breathtakingly beautiful. that's right bro. I BECAME A WOMAN! So, now I’m stuck like this. But hey, at least I’ve got magic, right? Silver linings! I mean, sure, I might never be the ‘man’ my family wanted, but who cares? I’ve got pillars now, and I’m not letting anyone take that away from me. But Bro, I need your help. I don’t know what I should now. I don’t know how to handle all this power—or, y’know, this body. So, please, Bro, help me out. You’re the only one I can trust. ...And if you laugh, I swear I’ll hex your eyebrows off. Got it? ___________________________________ Hallo everyone!, I hope you will like this novel I came up with last night lol edit1: I said that from 2023 lol, now I fully planned the story!. but at the cost, my writing skills were getting rusty. the chapter 1 is old but great, very fitting so i decided to keep it, and the latest chapters are new. I apologize if my writing skills are bad. Right now i am trying to work hard and even become better at it, anyway, I will be posting this in Webnovel and Royal Road. so yeah,that's it. I hope you all enjoy my story. now then, see ya!

(This is a bit religious biased lol but it was fun to write)

Pressured to get married or lose her father's financial support to pay for her mother's medical bills, Joanna Baker, the illegitimate daughter of the Baker family, is devastated when her boyfriend chooses another woman over her on their wedding day. Joanna, feeling distraught, witnesses a man in a wheelchair proposing to his girlfriend at a restaurant. The girlfriend's rejection and subsequent insult for his disability left everyone stunned. Feeling a shared sense of betrayal, she approaches the man with a vengeful proposition. “Excuse me, sir. Your girlfriend dumped you, and my boyfriend chose another woman over me. Let's get married for six months and get revenge on them." What will Joanna do when she finds out the man she proposed marriage to was none other than Alexander King, the heir of the wealthiest family in NYC? He was also the cold CEO of King Multinational, with a hidden identity, Salvatore Black, whose name caused even presidents shiver? Has she just signed a deal with the devil?

Woken up with no memories, mind in a vague haze, can Yugo find purpose to his existence? His life up to this point had been brutal, spending his time locked away in a room that might as well have been his coffin, undergoing pain after pain, trial after trial. Perhaps he could escape his confines, but that was a long shot away.

_"You're the danger I'd willingly succumb to..."_ Min Ju, a naive and compassionate heiress, faces harsh reality when betrayed by her stepsister and boyfriend. Pushed to her death by her vengeful sister, Min Ju's life is cruelly cut short. However, fate intervenes, granting her a second chance. Fuelled by a thirst for revenge, Min Ju meets an enigmatic figure who offers to aid her quest. Unknown to her, that her mysterious ally is Kael, the ancient and ruthless Vampire King, ruler of the Night Realm. Kael, whose heart is slowly succumbing to darkness, discovers a unique ability in Min Ju. She's the only one who can slow the darkness and break the curse. Oblivious to Kael's true intentions, Min Ju finds herself inexorably lol drawn to him. But their bond would risk pulling her into the shadows. When darkness claims the heart, can love be the light that redeems? Find out in Rebirth: Love Amidst Vengeance.

Shun Kurosaki a normal highschool student suddenly got transported to another world of swords and magic with no hints at all. When he arrived he noticed a book right next to him and found out from the book that he became a summoner. Hearing that he got isekai'd a dream of every Otaku and Gamers he suddenly noticed a catch I his summoning "He can only summon League Of Legends Champions!" Follow Shun's journey in a world of fantasy and witness how he interacts with the champions from League of Legends credits to #Riot games League of legends team (Picture not mine. but the edit is mine. just saw it on Google. if the original artist saw this. pls tell me so that I can put the credit to you)

A true harem is mean that it doesn't really matter either your fish is male or female ....... what a definition of the true harem come and see a real harem built .... ... ______ Handsome MC Bisexual MC seducer harem transmigrated Seme protagonist Charming MC attractive Max level ◐.̃◐ lol Date:10/11/2023 status : Serialized

traducción a español Hanazawa Hanako era una joven otaku, técnicamente una hikikomori, una degenerada y una internauta. Pero murió. (LOL) Entonces, naturalmente, la enviaron a un mundo de fantasía para salvarlo del rey demonio. Cuando le preguntaron qué beneficio quería: "Entonces simplemente denme todo Internet". ***** Qué esperar: - Protagonista (Mujer) x Intereses amorosos (Futa). - Protagonista sumiso (Solo en la cama). - Harem, no poliamor. - Historia mayoritariamente alegre y simple. 20 capítulos avanzados en Patreon: patreon.com/Kalliel035. Autor: Kalliel El autor tiene imágenes de su contenido

Join Romeo on his quest to become the world's most hated villain, or at least try to be with his system 096! this is crack I haven't updated in years omg I was so cringing in middle school lol just thought I would add to it as I'm doing other books rn and need a breather lol ;3

Ruben's life will quickly be turned upside down when his ex asks him for a favor... In the book: - Lemons Scenes - Insults - Harassment - Probably incest lol +18 in the title so not specified in the chapter names.

My first work, will definitely have plot holes lol. 21st century guy gets transmigrated into a videogame series. He's not really smart, but he's not dumb as a rock either. He's a little bipolar when it comes to how he should act, flipping from being heroic to miserly back to heroic. The rest can be summed up so: kid becomes mage with the ability to blend in assassins creed style, but will use it for every purpose instead of just becoming a killer, goes to the academy.....

In a world whereby the Cataclysmic Descent began a thousand years ago. This follows the journey of a young boy by the name Einstein. Various mysteries sermed to surround Einstein. His parents sudden dissapearance 5 years ago, or is it the mysterious trial ground left behind by them. Or the various high level artifacts inherited by him. Yet Einstein wasn't able to make use of anyone of them. Why?? Simple...simply because he's a trash. Unable to awaken his mana spark unlike other Awakeners or mana cultivators. Despite possessing immense wealth, Einstein was destined to stay at the bottom of the food chain. Yet this changed on one fateful day. The day he completed the trial left behind by his parents, everything changed. Not only did he gain the unknown potion, he also fused with the mysterious and enigmatic being of the virtual world. Upon awakening, Einstein found out that not only had he became an awakener or cultivator...but he had become a supreme cultivator. Now empowered with an unknown talent that most could only dream of having, and with the aid of the enigmatic being later reavealed to be the Bio-Nanotech system. Einstein embarks on the path to grow stronger and uncover the hidden secrets behind the sudden dissapearance of his mom and dad.

> “Assume nothing. Not assuming anything clears your eyes. The eyes of your mind. Understand that there is no conditioning that can prepare you for having coals branded into your eyes, being burnt to death, being raped, drowned, suffocated… repeatedly and endlessly.” > "Misfortune is a fact of nature acceptable to women, especially when it falls on other women." > "Human life holds no inherent value. Have you not realised this, child? Despite all you have witnessed? It possesses no intrinsic worth." > “Is that so? Then I will simply have to become the one who would stretch this boundary of frail morality veiled underneath a thick layer of hypocrisy and double standards." > “Because chaos is more organised than order itself. Exactly as you taught me” Torn between where to direct his life, Arthur Olvasen has to decide on a side——as quickly as possible, as the merger and the potential interracial war between Earth and Eden creeps eerily close——the Bad or the Worse. *********************** NOTE: The story is slow burn; in action, world building and as well as potential romance. Just like how things should be. LoL. Tag along with it. You won't regret it. The story is also available on RoyalRoad underneath the same username of Reprobate. ************************* Cover is drawn by Aphora. You can commission yours by contacting them on Instagram (_aphora_) or KoFi (https://ko-fi.com/aphora_illustrations). This story's co-author is Komrade. And is being edited by incezangwill. Big thanks to all of them.

90 years ago, a huge portal appeared, bringing unknown creatures from another planet to our world. humans was able to use technology to fight back but, their weapons didn't work on them. Few years later humans awaken there abilities to fight back the monsters, they call themselves hunters. 90 years later my brothers awaken their ability but, it was the lowest, while I didn't have any ability. One day, on my 25 birthday the author appeared outta nowhere saying. That I'm going to die, So he use his, godly powers to download an app on my tablet. Next day, I woke up, I blow up a city up by accident. I didn't know, it was real, but the app that the Author put was legit...lol.... Now, I'm going to play out see what will happened. *********** Find out wants going on......

sorry i stopped this lol

**A world based in the world of DND but not exactly like it. *DON'T think about the rules of DND when reading because remember, as it is a story, it will flow as I see fit. Not only that but I will be adding in spells and abilities to each class, that don't exist in regular dnd games. It will seem like an rpg game with dnd elements lol.** A young human slave that forgot everything except for a princess that called him 'elder brother' and taught him magic. A supposed cowardly gnome monk with drink in his very tightly wrapped hands. A halfling ranger constantly scratching at a black steel arrow with mysterious origins in her quiver. A seemingly cold but talented tiefling beauty with druidic powers that is rumored to be a loner and even hates... men? A half-giant barbarian with an often grizzly behavior. A drow with her head in the books and her hand on her pistol. All very different from one another. Each with fates of their own. But all these fates are converging into one as they all meet in an unexpected place. "ACCEPTING NEW APPLICANTS TO THE BEST ADVENTURING ACADEMY IN VANHAVEN!" A strange set of fates indeed.

A collection of usually one shots, with some having multiple parts. Written by an underworked-but-tired-anyways author lol

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Emperor Titus, ruler of a vast and powerful empire, is the proud father of three daughters (and two sons) — each as distinct and radiant as the stars in the night sky. After a several hundred years, the Emperor has decreed a Royal Selection, where suitors will compete for the hands of his daughters. However, the stakes are far greater than love alone. Each princess will ultimately ascend as the queen of her own kingdom, granted by her father upon the completion of the selection. With power, prestige, and a royal future at stake, the contenders not only vie for the princesses’ hearts but for the coveted title of King Consort. Let the Royal Selection begin. --- - 3 main characters - A diverse set of characters - 6 games, various ML contenders (one reverse harem hehe) - short to long chapters, depending on how I feel - no schedule as of yet, will do 3 chapters a day till 30 though - if you have any feedback or suggestions, let me know in the comments. I’m always lurking lol

The Sovereign of the Heart A sovereign born from love He forged the world with broken hands He crafted life from threads of dreams, For in his heart, there bloomed a seed The Seed of Love shaped from Obsession and greed And in his soul, a shadow grew— A yearning deep, unknown, and true. For all the life he’d once bestowed, He felt the weight of love erode, And in the quiet, darkened hours, He longed for death’s cold, Love He sought the stillness, to exist in the dark And found peace in death's embrace. For love, he gave the world its breath, Yet For love, he also brought it death The sovereign of the Heart A sovereign lost, forever. A cycle repeats forever. (I don’t own the cover. Pls try this out it’s more than just brain rot I hope maybe not lol.)

My life has never been eventful. I was always so average, I didn't have any achievements I could be proud of and tell others. Simply put, I was just the extra. Although this was my life, I didn't hate it. I had loving parents and a younger sister who I cherished greatly. Even if I was an extra, I was happy. Life isn't fair though. One day, our family was going to church. My parents were very devoted to Christianity but as we were going through a green light, a drunk truck driver came through and crashed into our car. All of a sudden, my mind went blank and I couldn't see anything. Once I regained conciousness I was told that my entire family died and I was the only person who lived through the car crash.' (Fuck nevermind this is a shit novel lol not writing this)

Synopsis: Fu Yue suffered a hand injury and could no longer play in the competition but he never thought that the day his e-sport career ended, his life as well also came to a stop. However, the next thing he knew was that he somehow crossed into another world. Everything was fine, he no longer had a hand injury, his new family was also very nice just that... Why does he have to be an Omega?! Anyways, after some time passed Fu Yue came to accept the reality. He is a man who chases after a career, not love so Omega or whatever it means nothing to him! Filled with determination, Fu Yue decided to focus on returning to the e-sport industry. As luck has it, he found a very good pro player who shared the same mind as him in the game. Fu Yue then joined his team to become the new starting Mid Laner. Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, one more round!" Wei Chen," Mm." Some time later after getting together... Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, I-" Wei Chen, " Mm? One more round? Okay." The game in the story will be using League Of Legends (LOL), a MOBA game as a reference. This is an original novel so inevitably there will be a lot of errors. The cover is drawn by @Pineapplrr

They had known each other for a long time. For eight years they were best friends and for twelve years they were lovers. They had passed two decades. Eight years, people admired their closeness; five years was a curse; two years was a loveliness, and the rest was the curse of five years ago came back like a sweet thing that made them understand many things. Five years. At the start of their relationship, Ai Zhiyi endured and abandoned his pride, as did his lover, Chu Weixu. Ai Zhiyi was an ordinary young man who had a relationship with someone because of luck. Meanwhile, Chu Weixu was a young man of wealth, honor, and dignity, who had a relationship with him by fate. Ai Zhiyi was only too comfortable with their love story, so he became stubborn. It was possible that he was trapped, thus dividing his time into three distinct periods. Chu Weixu loved him, but his family and he were completely opposite things. However, it was ultimately time that answered all the complexities of their relationship. Chu Weixu, "If you gaze at the sea, it's wide, isn't it? But, if you compare it to my love, then it's nothing." Ai Zhiyi, "You're really good at seducing me." Chu Weixu, “For you, it sounds I'm seducing you, but no. It's exactly what I feel from the depth of my heart. I love you to death." --------------- Cover: Mao - The plot will be super super super slow. I warn you lol. - Rape/Violence, but not details/intense. - cheesy LOL, a lot of mozzarella. This book is not perfect grammatically. But, I'll try my best. So, if you are looking for a book with good grammar, this book is not for you. There are a lot of flaws in the writing, but I hope you guys enjoy it. Don't hesitate to correct it if you find any errors. That will be very helpful. ^^ UPDATE when I CAN. ~>_

Step 1: Find yourself an overpowered Awakener. Not just any Awakener, mind you; aim for the one who takes down bosses solo, preferably with a scowl. They’re the ticket to your hassle-free existence. Step 2: Power up your Awakener. Feed them, encourage them, and let them do all the XP grinding. The stronger they are, the safer you’ll be. Step 3: Marry the Awakener. Lock it down, officially. With this, your safety is practically guaranteed. Step 4: Relax and let the Awakener handle the world’s chaos. You’re now free to enjoy your easy, drama-free life. (Well, mostly.) --- P.S. 1. Steps 2 and 3 are totally interchangeable—or combine them. It worked for me. 2. Forget heroes; look for the anti-hero. The selfish ones, villains? That’s where your real safety lies. 3. You may need to deal with some light trauma cleanup now and then, but it’s no biggie. 4. Not foolproof, but hey, it worked for me! *** Lol it's romance okay, no fight scenes, no system interface cause I'm too lazy to do that research, just romance a hot man,hot woman and some smut here. And a plot.

A stupid story where 2 brothers can't get along lol. ohh and power....

No synopsis yet and would probably do one after I do a hundred chapters. Genre at the moment: Sci-Fi/artificial Intelligence/Transmigration. I am not by any means, an experienced writer. English is not my mother tongue and has an average grade on the subject, so please read at your own risk. I am not going to take responsibility for you developing any brain damage(LOL). oh right, I'm also currently using an app for grammar correction... if that makes your brains a bit more at ease.