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I'll Just Procrastinate Everything

"I have trash talent? Really? Then I'll just have to procrastinate my low talent!" "Hm? I've died and I have to reincarnate? I'll do it later!" "I'll just procrastinate everything!" Watch as Fang Ling lazes his way through literally everything, even his suffering! That's right! "Suffering? I'll just procrastinate it, preferably until death—yeah, that's the whole idea." "I've offended a divine being? What do you expect me to do? Fight him? Nah, I'll just meet him later... or better yet, never..." ———————————————————————————————————————— With this cheat code, watch how Fang Ling rises to greatness and glory—and then proceeds to procrastinate his greatness and glory! Read now! ———————————————————————————————————————— What to expect: -Pure Mind Candy: Absolutely no filler scenes or anything, prepare for dopamine hits on every single chapter. -A lazy and inconsiderate protagonist: Imagine reading a novel where the mc sacrifices his life for every single thing, infuriating, right? Well you won't find that in this novel. -FAST PACED AS FUCK: Adding onto the Pure Mind Candy, watch how within 5 chapters, you'll go from a mortal fatty fighting for his life, to seven immortal buddhas declaring him king. -Gary Stu MC: How can you have Pure Mind Candy if your protagonist's name isn't Gary Stu? Impossible, right!? -Comedy so boisterous and brazen that even the heavens would bow their heads in anger: Prepare to be... enlightened. -NO BULLSHIT: Fuck a side character's side story!!! -Ascending to the realm of brain death: Maybe. ———————————————————————————————————————— What NOT to expect: -Romance or Harem: Fuck no! -Emotional scenes: Pure action baby! -Shitty power-scale: Fuck a universe then call a celestial your baby, there is no boulder-splitting martial arts here, only galaxy snorting cultivation techniques!!! ———————————————————————————————————————— TL;DR: READ THIS SHIT RIGHTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!... Or procrastinate it...
x2000reborn · 2.2K Views

Transmigrated in the F-Rated Reverse Harem Novel

"Ah fuck." Kenji was a normal overworked yet underpaid employee who liked absolutely nothing other than sleeping. One fortunate [unfortunate] day, she died a peaceful [gruesome] death in the hands of her lover [classic and fucking hilarious because who would die from a heart attack watching her lover fuck a whore] and transmigrated in a trashy, shitty, totally useless waste of paper, F-Rated novel that was criticized by the readers of badungdung platform for its grade school writing style [Hey! That's not true]. "Shut the fuck up, you crazy system. Butt in the narration one more time and i'll hang you upside down with a hole in your pants." Ahem. Well, trust me when I say though, that transmigrating is the least of her problems right now. After all, she have died twelve times. Whether she becomes an obedient pet, a kind master, a powerful villain, a cute heroine, or an npc you can't see in the background- her death, is absolute. That was until, the system made a mistake. [Welcome host! Congratulations for being granted, yet another opportunity to reincarnate. Please press restart to gain automatic 100 points. However, due to excessive internal system overload, all the previous progress was automatically deleted.] "This is fucking insane. Delete the system." [Yes host, commencing the command delete sys- WAIT ARE YOU CRAZY? I KNEW THIS BITCH HAS SOME LOSE SCREWS IN THE HEAD, THE MANAGEMENT BETTER COMPENSATE ME. MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE AND YOU GIVE ME A HOST WITH SOME LOOSE SCREW? FUCK! I'M COMPLAINING TO THE MANAGE- Ah shit.] "Complain to who, sweetheart?" [...] "Well, It's a little bit too late for that sweetheart. Alright, you better listen to me before I blow both of our heads off." [Bloody hell]
ceeisdumb · 39.9K Views
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