Non Veg Hindi Jokes

Être le défaut de la meute, c'est déjà assez mal. Être REJETÉE ? Par votre propre compagnon destiné ? Ouais. ÇA, c'est un tout nouveau niveau de bassesse. Ava Grey est le défaut de la meute, une changeuse de forme sans loup. Elle se débat dans la vie avec le vague rêve de liberté. Son opportunité survient quand elle est soudainement informée qu'elle assistera au Gala Lunaire, un bal annuel pour les jeunes adultes shifters afin de trouver leurs compagnons destinés. Et elle le trouve. Il est séduisant et intense, et ses baisers envoient du désir dans ses veines comme une drogue. Jusqu'à ce qu'il la REJETTE. Ava n'est pas prête à retourner à sa vie morne. Elle s'évade et forge une nouvelle identité loin de sa meute et loin de son compagnon alpha. Elle se fait de nouveaux amis et est même adoptée de force par un husky hilarant. Mais juste au moment où elle trouve le bonheur et s'installe dans sa nouvelle vie, des événements étranges commencent à se produire... Son husky cachait des secrets. Elle entend des murmures selon lesquels des meutes de shifters sont à sa recherche partout. Et elle peut sentir une odeur familière dans son appartement, ce qui n'a aucun sens... parce que l'homme à qui elle appartient l'a rejetée. [Participation au Cupids Quill de mars 2024] --------- Ceci est une romance métamorphe de loup avec de multiples déclencheurs qui aiment danser main dans la main avec tous les thèmes sombres à travers un champ de fleurs mortes. Dans ce livre, vous trouverez les sommets les plus hauts et les creux les plus bas. Riez, pleurez, ragez ; vous pouvez tout faire en suivant Ava dans le voyage plutôt périlleux d'être une changeuse de forme en cette génération de romance de loups-garous. Il y a des scènes R18 éparpillées dans ce livre comme des bonbons jaillissant d'une piñata. Merci de lire de manière responsable. ------- DISCORD DE L'AUTEUR : https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

"Hindi man ako makaganti sa lupa. Ako na mismo ang susundo sa kaluluwa ninyo sa impyerno. Ako magiging karma sa buhay ninyo!" Saad ng isang kaluluwang naghihinagpis, napatawa ito habang tumutulo ang luha. Napabangon na lamang si Sharlene sa masamang panaginip. Palagi siyang binabalikan ng bangungot na hindi niya maintindihan kung bakit, palagi niyang napapaginipan ang babaeng umiiyak. Nasapo na lamang niya ang kanyang noo at napabangon na lamang sa kanyang hihigan.

The female lead tormented scum without rest, and the male lead showered her with endless affection. Returning to the turning point of fate, she was determined to strike the supreme with her fists and kick the trash underfoot. Those who had once wronged her, deceived her, and taken advantage of her, brace yourselves for trembling! Watch him and her: not wasting their prime years, hand in hand, they compose a grand wedding!

Dosto, socho... Aap har din ki tarah raat ko aaram se so rahe ho. Lekin achanak... aadhi raat ko bahar se cheekhein aane lagti hain. Aap darwaaza kholte ho... Aur jo nazar aata hai... usse dekh ke jaan sukh jaaye. Pura shahar... monsters ne gher rakha hai. Ghar jal rahe hain... Log cheekh rahe hain... Aur har taraf sirf tabahi hi tabahi. Sochne mein hi dar lag raha hai na? Par doston... Asi hi ek kahani hai THE AGE OF IMMORTALS – RISE OF RAKSHAK Ek duniya... jahan insaniyat karib karib khatam ho chuki hai. Lekin aakhir kyun? Yeh monsters aaye kahan se? Asal mein, duniya mein achanak ek nayi energy felne lagi thi... Urja Energy. Yeh energy jaanwaron ko monsters bana rahi thi. Lekin... yeh energy aayi kahan se? Aur... kya yeh duniya ka ant hai? Nahi. Kuch log jo is energy ko kabu karne mein safal ho gaye, woh ban gaye duniya ki aakhri umeed — Rakshak. Yeh kahani hai do ladko ki... Do dost, jinhone sab kuch kho diya... Aur ab duniya ke sabse shaktishaali yodha banne nikle hain — Yash aur Ishan. Ab sawal yeh hai... Kya yeh log duniya ko bacha paayenge? Jahan har kadam pe maut ka saya khada ho... Aur sabse bada sawaal... Kya hai is Urja ka raaz? Janne ke liye padhiye — The Age of Immortals: Rise of Rakshak.

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

TAGS : Aventure ; Action ; Combat ; Cruel ; Cultivation ; Faible à Fort ; Fantastique ; Guerre ; Magie ; Non-humain ; Racisme ; Réincarnation ; Torture ; Vengeance ; Violent ; Xianxia Autrefois humain dans un monde technologiquement développé, Asgorath mourut dans un accident et se réincarna en tant que membre d'une race non-humaine appelée Kzhan'La. Malheureusement, sa nouvelle race est haïe par les humains, tout comme d'autres, et il nait dans un de leur camps de concentration. Un camp où les non-humains sont enfermés et forcés de travailler comme des esclaves. Un monde empli de magie et de cultivation. Un monde où humains et non-humains se font la guerre. Un monde où seul la loi du plus fort règne.

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

In a world shattered by war and decay, where the sky burns green and the ruins of civilization stretch endlessly, Erley awakens with no memory of who he is or what he’s lost. As an Imperfect—a being gifted with extraordinary abilities but cursed with a flaw that strips away their humanity—Erley is thrust into a brutal struggle for survival. He and his companions uncover secrets that challenge everything they know about their world and themselves. But as they delve deeper into the mysteries of their existence, they must confront a chilling truth: in a world where humanity is fading, the line between savior and monster is razor-thin.

'Minsan kasi okay ding mag pakatanga kung alam natin dun lang naman tayo sasaya. Mas gusto kong maging masaya ngayon kesa pag sisihan kona hindi ko nagawa yung mga bagay makakapag pasaya sa akin noon.' 'Pero kung sobra na tamana kahit na dun ka pa masaya kung nasasaktan kana din naman na tigil na, kase kung ipipilit mo pa imbes na maging masaya masasaktan ka pa.' 'Piliin mo yung mga bagay na masaya ka, yung bukal sa kalooban, yung hindi pinipilit, yung kusang binibigay hindi pinipilit na ibigay.' 'Hanggang dito nalang salamat' Love, Agatha..

Just some non My little sister things that I write for fun. No editing at all just fun (maybe)

Arisugawa Hiroaki, a 22-year-old part-time worker, was living a dull but peaceful life. Until one day, he started chasing a mysterious white cat... When he woke up, he found himself in a completely unfamiliar world. He didn't have a smartphone, convenience stores, or any cheating skills, and he had never been in a fight or learned any martial arts. He hadn't had a girlfriend in the same number of years he had been alive. But somehow, he found himself in a parallel world where he was quite popular with non-human girls?! Will he be able to return safely to his original world? --- Name Original: 22歳フリーターの俺が異世界転移したら人外娘に懐かれてしまった件 Author: 笑われ者の鳥女 Site: https://ncode.syosetu.com

Born into a dystopian world where your dynamic determines your social status in society, Mirabella is straddled with a bipolar Alpha stepdad and a bedridden sick Omega mother who hates her for existing. She struggles to survive as her dynamic tries to reveal itself, and chaos ensues as her evil stepfather arranges a marriage between her and the old Beta Dowager. Left with no choice, she snuggled heat suppressants to help combat her transition to an Omega scared of being vulnerable and taken advantage of by any males. On the day of her engagement ceremony, with an unexpected distraction, she escapes from her forced union. With the help of her best friend, she's able to leave her small town and travel to the King's city disguised as a Numb. Destined by fate, she ends up being snatched up by Alpha Jaxon, the Superior Alpha King, at the check-in port of the central King's city. Unknown to him she's an Omega on the verge of transitioning. Little do they know that would be the beginning of their love story.

"El eco de tu voz,el peso de tu ausencia",narra la historia de Jim y Emma,dos jóvenes que se conocen en un juego online. A través de partidas, risas y largas conversaciones, desarrollan una conexión que va más allá de la pantalla. A pesar de sus diferencias, la relación florece durante cuatro años, enfrentando la distancia y las dificultades. Pero cuando la realidad se impone, las brechas que crecen entre ellos terminan desgastando lo que parecía ser un amor eterno. Cuando Emma sigue adelante, Jim se queda atrapado en su recuerdo, luchando contra su propia oscuridad. ¿Qué pasa cuando el amor no es suficiente? ¿Y cómo se puede encontrar la paz cuando una parte de ti sigue mirando hacia el pasado?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Si Fara ang gusto ni Ken—at walang kahit sino o anuman ang makakapigil sa kanya. Hindi niya matanggap ang mga dahilan ni Fara, hindi niya matanggap na itutulak siya nito palayo gamit ang pagiging pamilya bilang hadlang upang mapasakanya ito. Para kay Ken, walang halaga ang mga pamantayan ng mundo. Ang mahalaga sa kanya ay tanggapin ni Fara ang nararamdaman niya. Pero para kay Fara, hindi ganoon kasimple ang lahat. Pamangkin niya si Ken, kahit pa hindi sila tunay na magkadugo. Alam niyang mali, alam niyang hindi dapat, pero paano niya itatakwil ang isang taong handang gawin ang lahat para ipaglaban siya? Sa pagitan ng tama at mali, mas matimbang ang pag-aari. At para kay Ken, si Fara ay kanya—at hinding-hindi niya hahayaang mawala ito sa kanya.

Sinasabi ng matatanda na may halimaw na namumuhay sa kailaliman ng kagubatan-isang mabangis na itim na lobo na hindi dapat lapitan. Ngunit ang hindi alam ng lahat... ang halimaw na ito ay isang isinumpang engkanto, nakakulong sa isang katawan na hindi kanya. Matagal na niyang tinalikuran ang pag-ibig. Walang babaeng lupa ang kailanman ay naglakas-loob na mahalin siya. Sa bawat pagtanggi at pagtataksil, lalong lumalim ang kanyang galit sa mga tao-hanggang sa dumating siya. Isang dalagitang nagbago ng lahat. Hindi lang katawan nito ang nais niyang angkinin, kundi pati puso't kaluluwa. Ngunit magiging sapat ba ang pag-ibig upang basagin ang sumpang bumalot sa kanya? O isa na namang trahedya ang magaganap sa pagsapit ng bilog na buwan? If you want to read something unedited and unfiltered, visit my website. http://jilled26.com

Hindi nakilala ni Greg ang Selene na nasa harapan niya. Pagkagulat at takot ang kanyang naramdaman. Matalim at nagbabanta ang tingin sa kanya ng dalagita. Makikita ang hinanakit sa mga mata nito. Iyon ay dahil hindi na siya nagparamdam dito simula ng malaman niyang buntis na ang kanyang asawa. Magiging ama na siya kaya kailangan niyang magising sa katotohanan. Hindi na niya pwedeng ipagpatuloy ang kabaliwang ito. Ngunit kung lalabas ang katotohanan ngayon, mawawala ang pamilyang pinapangarap niya. "Makinig ka Selene, nangako tayo sa isat-isa na magiging lihim ang tungkol sa atin." mahinahong wika ni Greg dito. Namumuo ang galit sa kanyang dibdib dahil sa sitwasyong pinasok niya. "Do you really think I'm just a child who make stupid promises?" nilock ni Selene ang pinto sa likod niya. Kung sa tingin ng ninong niya ay mapapaikot siya nito, nagkakamali ito. Hindi siya inosenta at mas lalong hindi siya mabuting bata... Unti-unti niyang tinaas ang laylayan ng kanyang yellow dress, sinundan ni Greg ang kanyang mga kamay kahit nilalabanan nito iyon. Nang mahawakan niya ang samplot na tumatakip sa pinakamaselang parte niya. Dahan-dahan niya iyong binaba... She's a bad child, a very bad child...

A group of desperate individuals risk their lives on a perilous sea journey in an overcrowded fishing boat, seeking a better future. Their hopes are tested as they face the harsh realities of the open sea , including hunger, thirst, and the constant threat of the unpredictable sea. A sudden storm throws their already fragile journey into chaos, forcing them to confront their fears and the very real possibility of failure as they struggle to survive.

(This story is only for Hindi or Urdu speaking people.) This story is about the boy who once got the mysterious sim-card and how his life got completely changed.

**"When a cosmic glitch turns a biryani-loving teen into the god of a broken universe, he’ll need more than divine powers to survive his own creations—including a goddess who hates him, sentient pasta, and a black hole that runs on dad jokes."**

Tik tak. Tik tak. Tanging tunog ng orasan ang nangingibabaw sa tahimik na bahay—isang tahimik na nakakabingi, na para bang bumabalot sa bawat sulok ng silid. Parang musika ito ng kawalan, ngunit imbes na paginhawahin, lalo lamang nitong pinapalakas ang kabog ng aking dibdib. Tik tak. Parang pinipiga ang aking puso, bawat segundo, bawat saglit, paulit-ulit, na tila pinapaalala ang bigat na matagal ko nang dinadala. Hindi ko na kayang pigilan pa. Kumawala na ang aking mga luha, kasabay ng hiningang tila mabigat na bato sa aking dibdib. Bumagsak ang mga patak na parang ulan sa pisngi kong hindi na sanay ngumiti. Minsan naiisip ko, paano nga ba ako napunta sa ganitong sitwasyon? Ang sakit—nakakapaso, nakakasakal—hindi ito basta lungkot lang, kundi isang matinding kalungkutan na nagpapahina sa aking mga tuhod. Araw-araw, pilit akong bumabangon, pilit tinatawid ang mga oras, pero habang ginagawa ko ito, lalong lumalalim ang sugat. Nasasaktan ako, hindi lamang dahil sa mga nangyari, kundi dahil sa awa ko sa aking sarili. Sino ba namang hindi maaawa kung araw-araw, pinipilit kong ngumiti kahit wala nang natitirang dahilan para sumaya? Ngunit kahit anong mangyari, kahit anong sakit ang idulot nito, isa lang ang sigurado ko: Ikaw at ikaw lamang ang aking mamahalin. Walang makakapalit sa'yo. Sa kabila ng lahat, sa kabila ng mga gabing binubulabog ng tahimik na pag-iyak, ikaw pa rin ang laman ng puso kong durog na durog na. Hays… Nawa’y dumating ang araw na ang tik tak ng orasan ay maging musika ng pag-asa. Pero sa ngayon, ito muna ang aking mundo—isang tahimik na silid, isang pusong nagdurugo, at isang pagmamahal na kahit kailan ay hindi ko kayang bitawan.

This is the hindi version of - The Mysterious Game: The First Level (https://www.webnovel.com/book/31335615100914505) यह हिंदी संस्करण है - The Mysterious Game: The First Level (https://www.webnovel.com/book/31335615100914505)

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

[DROPPED: currently picking up my motivation and starting a new one] "Everyone is born single. Kaya naman yung mga sikat na acronym na NBSB, NGSB, malamang sa malamang ay totoo. Wala naman sigurong tao na pinanganak na may karelasyon na, kahit pa nga ang arrange marriage eh hindi natutuloy kase maaaring hindi nila gusto ang isa't-isa." Single had no qualms being a single. She literally is not interested in engaging in any kind of romantic episode. Anong pake niya sa relationship na yan, hindi naman nagiging monetary ang investment doon. Sayang pa sa oras at ATP. And yes! Isa siyang dakilang NBSB ng taon, halata naman siguro sa pangalan niya.

Il tempo non si può fermare. Tu sì, ma non lui. La vita continua. Ricomincia, si muove, va avanti, senza guardare in faccia nessuno. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza guardarti alle spalle? Quando il passato diviene cenere ciò che puoi fare è costruirci sopra, che sia poi fatto coi pugni stretti ed i nervi tesi, il futuro che ti aspetta. Pieno di pericoli, di sfide, di fughe, di guai, di corse, di nuovi problemi e di nuove minacce a cui non sai dare un nome. Fra segreti svelati e nuove realtà misteriose non sempre si ha la soluzione, se non la morte su cui basavi le tue vecchie idee. Proprio là, dove si fermava sia la ragione che il suo contrario. E se il tempo non si può fermare neanche la resa dal passato lo può fare. Rimane solo da far fronte ad ogni cosa che ci si parerà davanti. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza averne paura? @copyright,tutti i diritti riservati

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

A ruthless villain. A fearless journalist. A dangerous love. When Evelyn Monroe tries to expose Damian Voss, she never expects to fall for him. But love and power can't coexist-one will destroy the other.