Horse Luis Meme

[Demonic Path Cultivation + Cold-Blooded + Ruthless + Eerie Immortal Path] [Male protagonist is a regular man, has women but no main female lead.] Xu Sanyan, born as a horse bandit, understands the harsh truth that human life is as insignificant as grass. Kill, or be killed. To survive, he cuts off his compassion, unleashing his darkest self. For a single cultivation technique, he slaughtered a city and wiped out villages. For a spell manual, he cut down those he once cherished. From the "Blood Demon Corpse Refining Technique" to the "Soul-Condensing Ghost Art," his cold blade drips with countless lives. In a world like this, he knows reliance on others is futile. Xu Sanyan’s only desire is to wield his blade and cultivate his inner strength to claim the celestial fruits beyond the Nine Heavens. Translator's Note: if you think this story might be similar to Korean "Demon Sect" stories then be warned because the themes explored in this novel maybe too graphic and inappropriate for certain audiences. Although I have seen reviews on my previous novel (RDC) stating that it wasn't as demonic as the synopsis made it out to be. But since I am bringing this to you, I feel this is my responsibility to put in this disclaimer. Still in the beginning phases of translation, so I don't know how true the synopsis is to the story. If you do find it to your tastes don't forget to leave a 5-star review. Read ahead on Pa.treon@CindelTL

I was supposed to die five minutes in. That was the job—show up, monologue badly, get one-shot by the protagonist, and respawn next patch with worse stats. But then... the game crashed. And when I woke up, I wasn’t just Zerik the Tutorial Boss—I was Zerik the Bugged. Glitched stats, busted skills, a cursed pop-up I can’t close, and a system that keeps calling me the “Final Boss Candidate.” Worse? The protagonist missed his spawn point, the hero’s party is late, and the NPCs think I’m some legendary reborn deity who speaks only in cryptic memes and sarcastic rants. Now I’ve got: A mana-draining cat familiar that drinks espresso. A passive that makes every important character misinterpret my words as prophecy. And a System window that keeps throwing "balance patches" at me mid-fight like it's a game dev on caffeine. I didn’t ask to be the villain. I didn’t even ask to be alive. But if this world wants a Final Boss, fine—I’ll give them one. Right after I figure out how to close this damn tutorial.

In the wizard world, the mysterious magic cube gave Lin Suo the ability to fuse all things. However, sometimes the recipe was a bit strange. The Evil God would shake his head when he looked at it. Horse corpse x 2 + stone + wood + clay + tent cloth = Double Horse Chariot. Octopus corpse + flower of enlightenment + black goat corpse = octopus flower with black hair? Skeleton + Bloodthirsty Vine + Vampire Eyeball = Thorny Creature Eyeball??? Lin Suo: As long as there are corpses in the recipe, it will definitely make the Evil God frown.

In a world divided by rigid classes, a young man from the common people suffers from poverty and betrayal. His life, filled with pain and injustice, changes when he steals a horse belonging to one of the continent’s most powerful aristocrats, Archduke Carlos Emilio. One incident alters his fate forever after he falls from a rocky cliff and wakes up in a new, mysterious body in the world of aristocracy he has always despised. Amid inner struggles and harsh authority, he must learn to live a life he never chose and uncover the dark secrets hidden by the upper class. Will he survive his dark past? Or will he be cursed with an even harsher fate?

Hazekaya Hazuki was just an ordinary guy… until he woke up in another world. Sounds exciting, right? WRONG! Before he could even process his isekai moment, he found himself being chased by a horde of horny male orcs. From dodging unwanted "affections", to getting thrown in jail, to accidentally sleeping in horse crap and earning just enough to not starve. Between dealing with an ex-adventurer boss, getting tricked by his so-called "friends," and realizing even slimes are harder to kill than he thought, his life in this new world is anything but the overpowered adventure he dreamed of. Instead of becoming a hero, he’s stuck as a low-wage wall repairman, constantly broke, and now the locals call him "Shitman." With zero cheat skills, no legendary weapons, and a severe lack of dignity, Hazuki is left wondering—"Will i survive a world like this?"

Il est un jeune homme sans racine spirituelle. On croit que cela lui refuse la chance de la cultivation. Cependant, une mystérieuse dame lui transmet le Classique Suprême Démon et dès lors, il commence son chemin de cultivation. Il subit une transformation totale pour émerger comme le démon fielleux le plus redoutable et puissant de son ère, à tel point que même les immortels et les démons le craignent, et les saints sont à ses ordres. Maîtriser le Classique Suprême Démon est le tournant de sa vie. Il est capable de libérer sa puissance immense et divine de l'intérieur, illuminant tout l'univers !

Lui Ming died at 26. Not tragically heroic. Not beautifully poetic. Just… dead. A car accident, a blank expression, and no last words. Born with alexithymia, Lui Ming never quite figured out emotions—his or anyone else’s. Smiling at funerals? Accidentally. Crying during sitcoms? Never happened. Doctors called him emotionally detached. His aunt called him “a misunderstood sweetie.” Strangers just called security. But heaven, in its infinite sarcasm, gave him a second chance. Waking up in a cultivation world where people fly on swords and explode from spicy qi, Lui Ming finds himself in the body of a disgraced young noble—abandoned by his family, hated by the servants, and gifted with severe OCD. The original owner was one tantrum away from being assassinated. And Lui Ming, who just wanted to take naps in peace, realizes something quickly: He has no plot armor. No golden finger. No system. Just his medical degree, a blank face, and tea cups that must be aligned. To survive, he needs to cling to a powerful golden thigh. But there’s just one tiny issue. He has no idea how to blend in.

Dans sa vie antérieure, Lu Zhaozhao a fait confiance aux mauvaises personnes, causant involontairement la mort de l'homme qui l'aimait profondément. Renée le premier jour où elle l'a rencontré, Lu Zhaozhao a décisivement traîné Song Si Nian pour enregistrer leur mariage. Alors qu'elle s'affairait à rendre justice et à gifler des visages, elle n'avait qu'un seul principe concernant son mari, qui souffrait d'un trouble de l'expression émotionnelle : l'aimer. Ce que Lu Zhaozhao ne savait pas, c'était qu'elle était la seule lumière de Song Si Nian. Sa maladie le rendait paranoïaque et obsessionnel, mais il n'osait pas lui révéler sa vraie nature. Mais la vérité ne peut pas rester cachée pour toujours. Quand tout sur lui fut mis à nu devant elle, Song Si Nian la serra fort, les larmes rougissant ses yeux, et d'une voix timide lui demanda, le visage enfoui dans son cou : "Zhaozhao, ne veux-tu plus de moi ?"

« Chéri, je n'en veux plus, je me sens mal... » « Bébé, sois sage, termine ce médicament. » Le bel homme enlace la femme dans ses bras, la cajolant tendrement pendant qu'il lui donne son médicament. Qiao Mianmian tombe sur Mo Yesi, le rejeton le plus estimé de toute la ville de Yuncheng, et finit par passer la nuit avec lui. Après qu'il lui ait proposé des avantages en échange de leur mariage, la nouvelle Mme Mo a soudainement le pouvoir d'avoir tout ce qu'elle a toujours souhaité. « Chéri, j'ai giflé la Reine du cinéma Cheng Feifei aujourd'hui, j'ai été trop loin ? » « Bébé, ta main te fait-elle mal ? Laisse-moi la masser pour toi. » « Chéri, j'ai épuisé la limite de ta carte de crédit, tu es fâché ? » « Bébé, es-tu contente de tes achats ? Dis-moi quand tu as besoin de plus. » « Chéri, je suis fatiguée aujourd'hui, je ne veux pas bouger... »

Elle renaît 11 ans en arrière, à une époque où tout allait bien, où sa famille était encore en vie et où elle n'avait pas connu la douleur de la destruction. Puisqu'elle avait la chance de recommencer, elle décida de se venger de ceux qui lui avaient fait du mal ! Elle utiliserait aussi ses connaissances et sa force pour mener sa famille vers une vie prospère. Cependant, elle a un regret : malgré sa renaissance, elle s'est quand même mariée avec lui, un homme difficile à approcher...

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

"I do not know who I am, nor do I know where we are. I remember being able to read and write. Yet at this very moment, I do not know of my origin." A boy fell from the sky, to the far side of the forest. Found by a pair of sibling, Runa and Luis who dedicate themselves to figuring out the identity of the boy who fell from the sky, unaware of the chains of fate that's connecting them to series of dangers awaiting. What is his identity, that even the universe itself tries to conceal from the three?

Luis, an ordinary graduate student, stumbles upon a mysterious portal connecting his modern world to an ancient realm of martial artists. With one foot in science and the other in Martial Arts, Luis begins his double life—trading resources between the worlds and building his own fortune. Through his research, Luis develops the miraculous GrowMax Growth Agent, capable of doubling crop yields, and He also cultivated pollution-absorbing trees that could cleanse Earth’s environment. Using the wonders of the Second World, he begins to reshape both worlds, bringing modern science to the ancient realm, and ancient miracles to the modern world. In the martial world, he trains in martial arts, growing stronger day by day. With modern weapons at his side, even powerful martial masters fall before his gunfire. But business isn’t always honest. Luis floods the Second World’s markets with fake bronze and silver coins crafted from cheap modern alloys, becoming a rich merchant overnight. Originally, all he wanted was a carefree life as a cross-world businessman, making easy money while lying flat. But as he delves deeper into the Second World, he discovers something terrifying—this world doesn't just have warriors. It has immortals. And they have started to take notice.

Gruesome murders haunt the quiet town of Farmington. Faces ripped off. Families slaughtered. Locals whisper one word: Skinwalkers—monsters that wear the skin of the dead. Luis, a lonely young man, stumbles upon an injured white dog and decides to adopt it, unaware of what he’s inviting into his home. But this is no ordinary dog. It heals too fast. It watches too closely. And sometimes... it craves blood. Is Luis in danger—or is he part of something bigger? Who is the real monster? Read Feeling Human to uncover the truth.

Dans un monde régi par une magie ancienne et incomprise, Allen, un garçon de treize ans, rencontre une étrange jeune fille au cœur d’une forêt où plus rien ne devrait exister. Elle ne sait pas qui elle est, ni d’où elle vient — mais elle porte un prénom qu’il lui a offert : Alice. Ce qui devait être une rencontre éphémère devient le point de rupture d’une réalité qui se déforme peu à peu. Alors que les souvenirs vacillent, que le temps se replie sur lui-même, et que les certitudes s’effondrent, Allen doit affronter une vérité qu’il n’est pas prêt à comprendre : et si cette histoire ne lui appartenait pas ?

jungles and forgotten ruins, the air carried whispers of secrets too dark to unearth. The locals spoke of the Crimson Moon—a rare lunar event said to awaken ancient forces. Most dismissed it as folklore, but for Luis, Miguel, Santos, and Nica, the truth would unravel in blood and betrayal.

TEMPORADA 4 PARTE 2 DISPONIBLE EN 24 DE AGOSTO 2025 un capítulo cada 03 y 24 de cada mes Temporada 4 (RESUMEN) necesito estar contigo en mis últimos dias-- Luis entiéndeme yo no quiero estar contigo yo soy muy feliz con mi novio-- Nilo / / / / _________________ / / / / ________________ / / / / ~hermano no me quiero morir porfavor ayúdame pídele dinero a Lucas para mi tratamiento- Omar ~hermano ya no tengo nada que ver con el pero por ti voy hacer lo posible- Nilo / / / / ________________ / / / / _________________ / / / / •yo no soy tu papa!!- Toño •que es lo que estas diciendo papá- Nilo •tu verdadera familia son millonarios y ellos te esta buscado todo el tiempo- Toño >>>>>>>> RESUMEN TEMPORADA 1 Hola yo soy Nilo y está es mi historia, un día como cualquier día conocí a Lucas un joven muy apuesto de primero todo está muy bien pero de pronto todo empieza a mal mi mamá muere y La familia de Lucas nos quiere separ en primer lugar Rebeca y después conozco a Mateo a mi nuevo novio ¿Con cuál me quedo? TEMPORADA 2 debido a unos problemas empecé a salir con Luis pero Luis es un chico muy raro y hace lo posible para que yo no vea a Lucas pero el me sigue gustando y quiero llevar nuestra relación más allá porque me pasa esto ami: Lucas que paso: **** Nilo está en coma: dice Lucas llorando ¿Que pasara? TEMPORADA 3 después de que Nilo está en coma Lucas decide volver con su ex Hilda Miguel se canas de que Omar ya no se preocupe de el y nadamás se preocupa de su hija que está en coma TEMPORADA 4 RESUMEN MUY PRONTO CONTINUARA..... TEMPORADA. CAPITULOS (1). (8) (2). (8) (3). (10) (4). (6) {CONTINUARAAA!!}

Gosse de riche négligé par ses parents et lui même un être abjecte, Alexandre ne fais rien de sa vie et se complaît dans son luxe en se croyant supérieur au monde. Le Karma va le rattraper et lui offrir une mort des plus horrible. Mais un souhait le fera revivre dans un autre monde à l'exacte opposé, dans tout les sens du terme, de tout ce qu'il ait jamais connu... (Le prologue aura de l'importance plus tard, tout au long de l'histoire)

Après avoir été capturée et amenée de force dans un endroit où elle doit danser pour des nobles , Rota parvient à s'enfuir de là en poignardant un homme . En chemin, elle fait la connaissance d'une jeune femme riche , prénommée Blanche qui lui ressemble comme deux gouttes d'eaux et qui lui demande de se faire passer pour elle au près de son fiancé . Rota accepte sans se douter une seule seconde de qui elle s'apprête à être la fiancée...

You never know the value of something until you lose it? For Brooke that couldn't have been more farther from the truth! After being cheated by her husband and younger sister, Brooke's miserable life of abuse takes a complete turn for the better when she finally signs the divorce papers! But things are only just getting better! What's this? She's been made joint heir to a multi-billion dollar company?! She's bought her stepfather's puny agency?! She's now the richest woman in the country?! And as an added bonus, her contract marriage husband is handsome and dotes on her every second of the day! Hold your horses, buckle your seats and witness one of the greatest, husband spoiling wife stories you'll ever see! With satisfying face slaps lurking at every corner!

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

Ranma di reinkarnasi ke dunia crossover anime sebagai Kamijou Touma, bagaimana nasib Ranma yang sebelumnya penuh dengan kekacauan menjadi jauh lebih kacau di dunia yang baru? Tokoh dari banyak anime lain juga akan muncul di novel ini!

[Only a few minutes are left before the Midnight Gate opens.] The mysterious portal called the Midnight Gate would open, and dark creatures appeared. Daemonists - a group of people who can control astral beings were assigned to protect the Midnight gate from the threat of dark creatures trying to rule the world. Shaan had always wanted to become a Daemonist in hopes to protect the world. However, the job puts his life at risk, and his grandmother (his only remaining family member) didn't want Shaan to be in danger. However, more and more Midnight gates appeared, and chaos began to occur around the world. The government mandated all young people to become Daemonists and killed all the creatures of darkness, trying to break out of Midnight's gates before the world became chaotic. Could Shaan save the world from the threat of the darkness creatures? Follow Shaan's journey in exploring his powers to become the strongest Daemonist in the world to save the world from the apocalypse.

[ Warning: Mature content R-18 ] ______________________________ Luis, a man stuck in a troubled marriage, lives with his wife Lily and her family. Despite his efforts to improve his life, he is continuously belittled by his in-laws, especially his mother-in-law Ruth. Luis life takes a turn when he discovers a mysterious system. [Ding! The Lust system has been successfully bound!] The story explores themes of family dynamics, hidden emotions, and the desire for validation in a world where appearances are everything. Ryan must decide whether he will continue to be passive or take control of his own destiny, all while learning the true power of the system that has entered his life. ______________________________ [Things to be noted] 1. From the title, you should've guessed it already but let me tell you the story will be filled with many sexual adventures. So... you are welcome to enjoy them..... 2. However... don't expect MC to have sexual relations with every woman he meets. I'll be focusing on the story, and would 'Try' not to blindly throw sex scenes left and right. Important Note: If you enjoy the story then don't forget to vote your GTs, Power stones and also if you can, send some GIFTS too. This poor soul would appreciate it. Happy reading~ ________________

Luis, a poor 17-year-old boy, tries his luck at becoming an Awakener to change his fate. However, his dreams are shattered when he fails to awaken a Special Spirit and is instead saddled with a 5 million dollar debt by their planet's colonizers, the Flying Star Empire. His life seemed doomed—until a mysterious system suddenly appeared in his head: The Monster Transformation System. It gave him the power to transform into any monster or animal he had ever seen. From a cat to an eagle, even a horse, Luis begins to understand that his power may not come from Spirit... but from the ability to become any monster.

Karna a devine constellation boy born with devine armor and no one in the world and no weapon can break it . He born beacuse of divine mantra of a teenage girl. She has curiosity to test mantra and leave him in river kepping him in a basket because she feared about the talks of public about her and her kingdom.Boy who were alone now adopted by a man works in Horses stable he took him and rised him. He wants to prove himself in the world of nonequality.He is the Man of word. In that process to prove him and his abilities and want to get same equality with others he has to fight with his own brothers who born by other devine constallations and who having support of Most powerful Devine God name Krishna . This is the story of real incidents and mix of fantasy,mythical,mythological,brotherhood,friendship,Dharma(Justice).

Ethan died of terminal illness and woke up in the body of a teenager named Luis Suarez, who was assassinated. To his surprise, he was in a parallel world and moreover in the world of a game that he used to play. Now he is stuck in a dangerous game like world. As a character who died, even before the start of the game story. Now follow Luis on his journey to find out whether his involvement will change the fate of this game like world whose ending was doomed. ___________________ Hey guys author here. This is my new story. Well, I'll suggest reading a few more chapters before deciding on anything. The story has a slow start, but its characters are compelling. As for other things, you have to read on your own and figure out in this journey. I'm not gonna spoil. Anyway, Happy Reading.

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

Tác giả: Du Bạo Hương Cô (Nấm Hương Xào) Thể loại: Nữ cường, xuyên không, cổ đại, huyền huyễn, ngôn tình,.... Editor: Đào Tử [Truyện mưu lược không dành cho mấy bạn đọc lướt] ______________________ Thẩm Đường tỉnh lại trên đường đi đày, phát hiện thế giới này rất phản khoa học. Thần thạch trên trời rơi xuống, trăm nước tranh nhau. Văn ngưng văn tâm, lời ra thành thật. Võ tụ võ đảm, phá núi chặn biển. Kẻ cô cho rằng trói gà không chặt, một câu "Vung thương thúc ngựa", một giây sau mũ giáp trên thân, trường thương trong tay, một người thành quân, có thể giết vào giết ra giữa thiên quân vạn mã! Quỷ bệnh lao trong mắt cô, miệng niệm "Sao giăng cờ trải", trời xanh như lọng tròn, đất đai tựa cuộc cờ, bài binh bố trận, hạ bút thành văn! Đây cmn đâu thể tính phản khoa học! Rõ ràng là ván quan tài khoa học bị thần học đóng đinh! Mà cô -- "Chủ công, quận Bắc đại hạn, hay ngài khóc một lúc?" Thẩm Đường: ". . ." "Chủ công, Nam Châu lũ lụt, hay ngài cười nhiều một xíu?" Thẩm Đường: ". . ." -- -- -- -- Nhìn mười bát cơm to bị cô chén sạch bóng còn hơn bản mặt và một đám thôn dân cả ngày gây chuyện thị phi gào khóc đòi ăn không có ý tốt, thôn trưởng Thẩm Đường mang linh hồn họa sĩ - bị nghi là thùng cơm chuyển thế buộc phải từ bỏ bút vẽ yêu dấu, bị ép nhận lời dấn thân lên con đường chư hầu.

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?