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Light... darkness... fear... hope... life... death. For many centuries, Ekhros has known how to maintain peace in his kingdom. Nothing could dim his brightness. Until the day when, he, blinded by ambition, decided to put an end to all that peace and turn it into war. But when she was born, there was a small hope for salvation.

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--- A new chapter every Wednesday --- Puppeteer" is a gripping thriller that delves into the dark corners of the human psyche. When a mysterious serial killer terrorizes London, Cedric Ashwell, a man driven by vengeance, teams up with the determined Detective Eliza Cole and an eccentric theater director to unravel a dangerous web of manipulation and violence. But the Puppeteer is always one step ahead, pulling the strings in a twisted game where no one is safe. Every move, every moment counts – but not everyone will make it out alive. Step into a world of lies, betrayal, and dark art, where every decision could mean the difference between life and death.

Gran and Hero, two archaeology students, become embroiled in an ancient Irish past where nothing is what it should be.

Corin Fortis is an 18 year old boy who was unfortunate enough to fail a magic granting ceremony, lose his family, and almost die in one day. Afterwards he is separated from his home to learn that it has completely vanished. Now he must uncover the secrets of the world in hopes to find his family.

Have you ever discovered the true nature of the world we live in? I’m trying to depict it in a world of my own creation, portraying the world we live in from a different perspective—one that is more sinful—through many stories. There is sorrow, joy, hope, and despair; these elements allow you to view things more objectively, from the world of my imagination to the world we inhabit. This is a story with a fairly simple template about the battle between what is considered good and what is considered evil. But can you tell me: What truly is good? What truly is evil?

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Kyle Novak [deceased] ~ Married with two children *boys* Child molester Slept with secretary after secretary Verbally, physically, and emotionally abusive It's men like these that we…how do you say…?”take care of”. Men that have no respect for the people who care for them and their families. Men who can't keep their hands off of others they supposedly love. Men who can't hold back hurtful words that may potentially scar their children or partner for life. Men...we take care of the men who think they are superior. ~this book was created by yours truly and KookieNeedsHisTae~ I wrote this book a few months ago. So if there’s any mistakes or anything you’d like to see within these chapters, just let me know. Enjoy:)

Kazuki is a genius ninja that hides his true identity and transfers to Mizaki School when the cherry blossoms are in bloom. Surrounded by cute schoolgirls, he finally get the peaceful everyday school life that he has always longed for. Through a twist of fate, he end up in a "Ninja Seeking Club" at school to find ninjas! As he spend his days busy with girls and club activities, he start to discover the true identities of his fellow club members... Can he unmask his favorite girl's identity? And what's the big secret behind Mizaki School?

Our hero, Youssef, travels to a fantasy world through a portal that appears in front of him, only to find himself in the body of a newborn baby. This is a story without magic powers or any supernatural powers, just swords, spears and catapults. If the story continues, it might develop into old guns and cannons.

The constant internal struggle to finish with oneself, to realize that this is not the solution to the problem.

A librarian, amoral and indifferent, is taken into a book, The Inferno. There, he must ascend to the top of Hell, facing the seven deadly sins and the authorities of Hell. Rating: 18+ Trigger Warning. Extremely Explicit and Brutal. A Representation of Hell. Based on: Dante's Divine Comedy and the Apocalypse of Peter. (If you wish to preserve your sanity, do not read.)

Although he had partly wished for it, Mendel never imagined that his day would take such a strange turn. An encounter with a witch and a monstrous shadow draws him into an unseen world full of magic, monsters and secrets that lurk in Puerto Marina. With no apparent heroic abilities and armed only with a spinning top that looks more like a toy than a weapon, Mendel must adapt quickly or be devoured by the very forces that threaten the city. With a sarcastic demon forced to help him, a noble-hearted orc and a witch who doesn't mince words, Mendel will discover that sometimes heroes are not born... they are improvised.

Imagine what would happen if you go to a magical world and there you find out that everything you say comes true, this is what happens with our main character. Adam, an ordinary resident of Earth, is mysteriously teleported to a magical world where the impossible becomes reality. To his astonishment, Adam discovers that by speaking in English, he can unleash incredible powers. Simple words like "Lightning" summon devastating bolts of energy, and a phrase like "Magic Bullet" turns his hand into a weapon, firing light projectiles capable of obliterating stone. In this new world brimming with magical creatures, kingdoms, and rival mages, Adam begins his rise to power, using his unique ability to reshape battles, challenge rulers, and rewrite the laws of magic itself. But as he grows stronger, others begin to take notice—powerful adversaries, mystical factions, and those who will stop at nothing to uncover the secret behind his words. Armed with nothing but his language and wit, Adam sets out to become the strongest force in this world, proving that sometimes, words hold the greatest power of all. Tags - Action, adventure, extensive world-building, R18, violence, wars, different power fractions...etc

"We were so close" "We had him right there!" "Order! Order in the court!" "Let the proceedings go. Now, Omega, if I could ask, who will be leading council today?" "Gamma will be." "Now, if you fools will stop whining, I will let the speaker take over." "Fine." "I, Gamma, shall be leading proceedings of the Council of Heavenly Beings. Today's meeting topics will be over the escape of Sigma and Beta, and the apparent kidnapping of Theta." "A mockery, I say! The lord of traitors, the betrayer of heaven, the killer of God, his own father. And he escapes? We cannot let him return to the lands of Aldea and wreak havoc among the mortals." "While I agree with your words, calm down Epsilon." "I believe I am aware of his plans. He and Beta, are attempting to finish what they started." "But how? Not after He made the ultimate sacrifice, and split himself asunder." "While your shock is noted, I do believe it is true." "I think Sigma is trying to rebuild the seat of God."

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Transmigrated to another world...? An apocalypse? And then another world... but medieval? ... Why is my starting civilization "neutral" and "???"...? Oh, God, my civilization is... ... A girl with a red hood? A mad scientist? A cursed tower? A vampire's castle...?

❎Story Cancelled❎ "Tales of Seven" follows Aiden and his six friends as they are pulled into a mysterious world by an ancient book. Gifted with supernatural powers, they must survive in a dangerous new reality. But the power they’ve gained begins to fracture the bonds of their friendship. Betrayal, dark secrets, and growing tension threaten to tear them apart. Aiden must learn what true strength means as he fights to save the friendship that once made them inseparable.

We follow the story of Arthur, a 15-year-old boy, who lives in a world where everyone has a unique power, everyone except him, as he was born with a rare condition that prevents him from using mana. But when two intruders invade his home and kill his father, he awakens a mysterious power.

A massive meteor blocked the sunlight, plunging the Earth into darkness, which then allowed alien creatures to invade the planet. Amidst the destruction, Abraham, a father, must fight to protect his daughter who suffers from arthritis caused by a vitamin D deficiency. In addition to surviving the presence of mysterious creatures, Abraham must also find a way to treat his daughter’s illness in a world enveloped in darkness and full of dangerous threats.

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Four Monster Girls living in Saitama, struggling as they must hide their true selves from Human society. Meet Mochizuki Haru, a Red Oni living with a Catgirl, a Harpy & a 1000 year old cosmic entity with the destructive capacity of a small star. While going about their lives a number of sinister forces lurking in the shadows pop out to cause strife, making them question their position amongst Humans

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!