Starfire Fart

Starfire: The top assassin feared by all and with a side hobby as an anonymous hacker who no one knew about- not even the organisation she worked for. Who would have thought she was the short, always-smiling, blonde girl that seemed to have no care in life and was always just looking for fun? And yes, if you are wondering "was?" That's because she died. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [So yes, you are dead. I am a system who helped you and now you will be going from world to world to complete quests and-] The system was cut off from its listings as Starfire laughed. "Really?~ That sounds like a lot of fun. I accept!" She said with a grin that took the system aback. [But I didn't even...] "Mhm?" She rose a brow and the system just went silent, deciding to sulk in its mind instead. {She didn't even allow me to tell her the reward she gets after...} If it could, it would have gone to a dark corner in the space to crouch there and sulk. {I couldn't even brag about myself and how powerful I am to bring her from the dead...} ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Starfire as she journeys on... just for fun. Oh right, I almost forgot! The "Head" is also trying to get her to attain something and a mysterious person appeared who might be her friend or foe, amused by her behaviour. Be prepared for a dash of humor, action, world-hopping, mystery, and well... fun! Trigger warning: I shouldn't have to say this but there will be mentions of death and dark humor here as is expected in transmigration/reincarnation stories. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is my original story and should not be copied. The pictures aren't mine. - Tennyliz.

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

Aahi Shaikh lives two lives. By day, she’s a graceful young actress and the daughter of a billionaire. Quiet, kind, and elegant — yet burning with something she can't explain. By night... she becomes Starfire, the chosen leader of an ancient secret destined to return. Everything changes when she moves to a new city to join Elemental International College for Arts and Commerce. There, she meets a cast of unforgettable characters — Tina, the bold girl who becomes her first friend. Aarif, the charming, clumsy boy with a hidden depth. And Red, the flirty boy from her past whose heart still remembers her. But their world is not what it seems. When mysterious bracelets awaken, six ordinary students are chosen by elemental spirit creatures. Each holds the key to a forgotten power — fire, water, earth, snow, light, and rock. The moment they speak their magic codes, they transform — not just in costume, but in destiny. Suddenly, the world shifts. They are thrown 2000 years forward — into a dark, crumbling realm. A place with no memory of their names, no knowledge of their past. Only one rule: fight for the light, or fall with the darkness. Guided by a robot named Roboto, the six teens must train, fight, and unlock the truth behind their spirit bonds. Each of them wears a mask. Each of them hides their identity. Even Aahi and Aarif, who are falling for each other — without knowing they’re also falling for their alter egos. And in the shadows, something ancient is waking. Dark Skull, a powerful enemy who once ended the world... and may now do it again. Will Starfire lead them to victory? Or will the truth about love, betrayal, and the past burn them all? --- Spirit: Rise of Starfire is a story of friendship that feels like fate, enemies who share history, and a girl who was never ordinary. She didn’t find the fire. She is the fire.

In the twilight of the Celestial Era, the Kings of Heaven—gods born from starfire and storm—descended into the mortal realm, seeking distraction from a divine war that tore across the heavens. Among them was Tianzuo, the God of War and Judgement, whose eyes once burned with celestial wrath—but who now wandered the earth cloaked as a man. There, he met Lianhua, a simple healer's daughter with a mysterious past and a kindness that pierced even divine armor. Against the laws of the heavens, Tianzuo loved her—and claimed her. From their union, a child was conceived: half god, half mortal, a forbidden existence destined to either end the war… or become the final weapon in it. As the war between Heaven’s Host and the Demon Clans reaches its peak, the Goddess of Creation, Nüxi (女息)—terrified of what this child could become—sends spirits of destruction to kill the mother and unborn heir. But Lianhua, protected by the unborn power within her, survives the assault. Bloodied and broken, she gives birth beneath a crimson moon, as the spirit world trembles. The child, named Mingyao (冥曜)—“Light in Darkness”—grows, hunted by gods, demons, and men alike. Within him sleeps an ancient flame that can either resurrect Heaven… or reduce it to ash. Now, as both worlds collapse and the divine throne stands empty, Mingyao must decide: > Will he become a god, a monster, or something the heavens never dared to imagine?

In the skies above, two wandering fart clouds chase, clash, and connect. What begins as chaos turns into sacrifice, memory, and a strange afterlife where destiny takes shape. A surreal romance born from gas, grief, and grace. Sometimes, the weirdest forms hold the most human hearts

Kito isn’t like other boys. He walks on all fours, hisses at tourists, steals walkie-talkies, and once bit a priest during a school field trip. Raised by gorillas in the heart of the Nairobi Zoo after mysteriously appearing in their enclosure as a baby, Kito has spent his entire life climbing fences, grooming zookeepers, and wreaking total havoc on the laws of biology, bureaucracy, and basic human decency. Now he’s fifteen, and the chaos is just beginning. This webnovel chronicles the misadventures of a feral, emotionally complex, possibly genius boy as he navigates life inside (and occasionally outside) the zoo. each chapter is a bite-sized tale of absurdity, occasional violence, misunderstood affection, and the unfiltered wilderness of growing up outside society... but inside a glass box. --- Expect: ✅️ A bunch of short stories about the mc ✅ Primate-level parkour ✅ Feral social commentary ✅ Unhinged zoo politics ✅ Questionable dietary decisions ✅ Soft moments between chaos ✅️ Kinda misleading chapter titles ✅️ Slightly nsfw moments ✅️ Children humor ✅️ A chaotic neutral Menace to Society mc --- If you're into weird coming-of-age stories, heartfelt mayhem, and semi-domesticated jungle boys causing problems on purpose, you're in the right enclosure. Wrong: This novel will contain fart jokes, bad humor, some light mention of nudity, and maybe some dirty jokes. ___________________________________ This is my first ever attempt at a novel/story, it's probably gonna be bad, but i hope that someone will actually like it. I'll be happy if someone even reads it, no hate comments please, if you don't like it, just don't read it. honestly I'm not the best at writing, so if you see any grammatical mistakes or spelling mistakes, please just point it out to me, thanks.

The king has been assassinated, and all his secrets are spilling into the open. A few will hurt the family. Some will hurt the empire, and some will threaten the galactic order. However, one that is not his own creation is so dangerous, that if revealed to the public, will destroy all of civilization. Now the princess is next. I, Demi Nassa, have been assigned to protect her and to find and stop the perpetrators from attempting another attack. However, a feeling cannot escape me. This feeling that everyone knows more than they are letting on about the king's death, as well as my father's. Whatever this secret is, whoever these people are, they are willing to go to the extreme to protect their secret, even if it means killing a king or destroying an entire empire to do it.

Lizandra was transported to a Realm, having to survive on her own in a forest full of monsters, going through challenges that had made her who she is now, a Universe filled with God-like Beings. She had done everything she could to fight back, made a place for herself and even had a family once. But one decision changed her life…..her own decision to return to Earth, to go back to the people she had once called family all those eons ago…. Fate had different plans though, the world she knew has changed a lot. Monsters roamed around with Dungeons breaks swallowing whole cities. Humans had obtained the power from [System] to fight them back but, for how long will it go on.  This is the story of Lizandra, a woman who came back to her world after eons. Only to find it turned upside down. She, a Conqueror of the Realms, was back and there were forces around her that were creating chaos. There are beings that she will have to face, situations that will need her to be ruthless, things that will test her mind. Once again….facing the God-like Beings but this time, it would be different. ------------------------------------------------------ MC - Overpowered, Cunning, Villainous, Ruthless, Caring. There is romance, but only behind the scenes, for now. There is a system, but not for the MC. At least in the early chapters. It will be there once certain conditions are met. There is Multiverse, Invasion, a bit of Gore and lots of Destruction.  There will be a Multiversal ranking and a bunch of other stuff later on in the story (Keep Reading To Find Out). The story picks pace after first 10 chapters ------------------------------------------------------ Excerpt* Looking at the beams and spells raining on us. I wanted to end all of this with one single spell. Every person on the battleship and on the battlefield had a soul, there was nothing in this universe that could survive without having a soul. The soul was the most important thing connecting a being to reality. So I decided to use one of my most lethal but non destructive spells, The Soul Disintegration spell "Starfire Flux". This spell disintegrates the soul from within and doesn't leave anything behind except for dead bodies, burning every part of the soul with the heat of a supernova. Making the target of this spell wish for instant death rather than the horrifying pain. "Decrusto, Una scar" I let out a short whisper as a magic circle formed above us, covering the entire battleship and the field. A magic circle filled with bright runes, blinding everyone except the three of us.  A few seconds passed as the light died down, bodies fell to the ground where they were standing. All the Invaders had died, I didn't doubt that my spell would not work on them because I had used this same spell to kill a dragon before. A dragon's soul was a lot stronger than the soul of a human, so there was no chance for them to survive this. The only thing that remained was the eerie humming of the battleship as it stayed in the sky. ------------------------------------------------------ Author's Note - Don't just read the synopsis and leave thinking that it might be boring. Just try reading the first few chapters. There may be some things unexplained but later on everything will get cleared out (I’m keeping things mysterious). Chapter Schedule - One or Two chapters a Day.  Timing - Not fixed, but the chapters will be uploaded as soon as they are done writing. Word Count - 2000 to 3000 words per chapter.

“Her fire could save the world—or burn it to ashes. His secrets could break her heart—or steal it.” Exiled for her cursed starfire, Elyra Starflame is a dragon rider with everything to prove and nothing to lose. When the Dawnheart, her clan’s sacred artifact, is stolen, she’s framed as the thief, hunted by those she once called family. Her only ally? Kael Nightshade, a rogue assassin with a wicked grin and a past darker than his blades. Sparks fly as their clashing wills ignite a forbidden romance, but every step closer to the Dawnheart pulls them deeper into a web of betrayal. In a realm of soaring dragons, ancient magic, and deadly clans, Elyra’s untamed power could be her salvation—or her doom. Can she trust Kael’s smoldering promises, or will his secrets shatter their bond? One thing’s certain: their love will either forge a new legend or set Aeltharion ablaze. Dive into Starflame’s Vow for heart-pounding action, steamy enemies-to-lovers tension, and a world of cultivation and dragons! Vote with Power Stones and join Elyra’s fight—will she claim her destiny or burn in betrayal?

In the year 3075, Zevryn Thaloryn, a young, charismatic prince with white hair and starfire magic, must save his floating cosmic kingdom of Aeltharion after his father’s assassination. To secure an alliance, he enters a fiery arranged marriage with Princess Lysara Veyne, a cunning shadow sorceress. Their passionate romance unfolds amidst galactic intrigue, celestial dragons, and a race to control the Starheart artifact, which could either unite or destroy the cosmos. A thrilling tale of love, power, and destiny.

Rise of the Forsaken Ruler. Ascension of the Supreme Ruler: Two Supremes and Seven Generals In a forgotten abyss, where light dared not tread, a nameless boy languished in chains. Born to darkness, his world was a crucible of cold stone and relentless torment, each breath a defiance of despair. Shackled, unseen, he knew no sky, no freedom—only the lash of an ancient, merciless realm. When death came, it was no escape; it was a forge, tempering his soul for rebirth. Awakened in a savage land where power is divinity, he rose, his past life’s anguish etched into his bones. Every betrayal, every scar, fueled a vow: never again would he be broken. In this brutal world of clashing steel and arcane storms, he is no longer a shadow. He is the Supreme Ruler, a tempest of vengeance and will, his name a clarion call that shakes the heavens. His ascension is no gift of fate—it is carved in blood and conquest. Armed with memories of a shattered life and an unbreakable spirit, he builds an empire on the ashes of his enemies, each victory a step toward supremacy. The world will kneel, not by decree, but by the sheer force of his dominion. At his side stand the Two Supremes, twin colossi of his reign. The Right Supreme, a juggernaut clad in war-torn armor, wields a blade that cleaves mountains, his battle-roar shattering legions. The Left Supreme, a strategist with eyes like frost, spins webs of war and intrigue, his mind outwitting gods. Their unwavering loyalty anchors the Ruler’s throne, their might a beacon of his unchallenged rule. Beneath them, the Seven Generals wield the empire’s fury. Each is a myth forged in battle: the warlord whose tactics turn deserts to graveyards, the sorcerer whose spells sunder skies, the assassin whose shadow claims kings. Their armies, vast as oceans, march under banners that cast dread across nations, ensuring no force can defy the Ruler’s iron will. Yet supremacy breeds peril. As the Supreme Ruler’s star ascends, ancient powers stir—forgotten deities with eyes of starfire, shadowy cabals whispering in forgotten tongues. From the world’s dark veins, enemies rise, their ambitions a blade aimed at his empire’s heart. Every trial tests his claim: is his rule a fleeting spark or an eternal flame? Through fire, betrayal, and sacrifice, the Supreme Ruler proves his ascension is no accident. His empire stands on the bedrock of his will—a will born in chains, honed in battle, and crowned in glory. The world will bow, its foundations trembling, for he has etched his legacy in blood and iron.

Ryu Tanaka, a pro gamer, rage-quits a buggy RPG only to wake up inside it after a freak power surge. He’s in Valdris, a world where the “System 2.0” is glitched to hell: kill a dragon, get a rusty spoon; cast a spell, summon a fart cloud. Worse, his class—“Glitch Knight”—comes with a sentient sword, Snarkfang, that roasts him mid-battle. Ryu’s stuck with a misfit party: a klepto healer, a berserker scared of blood, and a bard who only knows polka. Together, they exploit the bugs—crashing quests for loot, stacking debuffs into buffs—to overthrow the Admin King, a dev-turned-god patching the world to trap them. Victory means escaping back to Earth—or rewriting Valdris into their playground.

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17-year old Zanetor is thrust into an unfortunate incident. A man, cloaked in a thick overcoat steals his mother's soul as she lay in her death bed. Zanetor attempts to stop him but dies as a sudden explosion turns the hospital to rubble. The man leaves him with a task; To find him and retrieve his mother's soul before he got bored with it. Zanetor awakens in the Spirit Realm and now has to tread the path of a natural outcast as he navigates the complexities of different realms and learns the importance of strengthing bonds that deserve to last.

Noah was betrothed to Werewolf Prince Kincade at birth. Her Marriage Contract came with a virginity clause. She knew that a day would come when she would accept her fate and marry this nightmare of man that terrified her, what she didn't except was to meet Kincade for the first time, fall for Kincade...hop on the Kincade Express - tum tum! all in a space of an hour. Except now, the man that was standing in front of her claiming to be the real Kincade, looked nothing like the man, who spent a better part of last night in between her legs. she had been tricked! and worse! she was pregnant for a man she had neither the means or way of contacting. Follow Noah as she navigate the mess she calls her life, while hiding from the world that she was carrying the wrong Alpha's child. p.s cover is not mine. **** "Where's Kincade? Let's get this shit over with, okay?" I said, scanning the hall way for my contracted husband to be. My mother almost fainted but my father bit back a smile. Occasionally, he was the father every little girl pray for. "We will get to that as soon as we get a little thing out of the way" Lady Bridgette said and looked around like she misplaced something of little value. "I suppose any number of these vacant rooms would suffice for the inspection" "What inspection?" I asked no one in particular. The dowager duchess pointed at the room behind us and announced "This would do. Come" she commanded like we were dogs. She said and walked past me and pushed the door open. I was ushered inside the room and when Eva Belle tried to enter, the door was shut in her face. "The mother can stay but I doubt the father is needed, Yolanda" Bridgette spoke over us like we were servants not royalties. Sure, Avalon was the smallest country in the world but an old fart like her had no right to disrespect us. "Hey! Lady! What's going on?" I asked as my father per her request started walking towards the door. "Just do what she says, baby" My father whispered and walked out. I was still confused. "What's going on?!" "Hop on the bed, take off your undies and spread your legs, Nicolette" Lady Bridgette commanded. I almost laughed out loud. "Lady, are you high on fumes?" I asked her and laughed, turning around to laugh at the joke with my mother but she wasn't laughing. "Mom?" "Just do what they say. It would only take a minute, Noah" "A minute to..." "Doctor Stephen is here on behalf of Essex to check...to see...if you are still...intact" my mother murmured. I stood froze. There was nothing remotely funny about this. "They want to check to see if I was a virgin? For real? Is this a joke?" "Just do it" Mother said. "Dad!" I yelled on top of my voice. He couldn't have gone far. "Hop on the bed willingly or you would be restrained" Bridgette threatened.

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

In the mystical realm of Eldoria, Aiza a fearless adventurer with storm-tossed blue eyes and midnight hair is thrust into an epic quest when a mysterious parchment arrives at her doorstep. The ancient document speaks of the Starfire Relic, a powerful artifact prophesied to restore balance to a world teetering on the brink of chaos. Answering destiny's call, Aiza embarks on a perilous journey that takes her through the crumbling ruins of Marinth, where secrets of bygone eras whisper in every stone, and into the untamed Wilds of Serath, where both guiding spirits and lurking shadows test her resolve. Her path leads to a fateful encounter with Tharok, an ancient stone golem, who challenges her not with violence but with riddles that probe the depths of her courage and wisdom.The true turning point comes when Aiza stands before the Veil of Shadows a shimmering boundary between the known world and a surreal, magical dimension. Stepping through, she confronts a realm of floating islands, luminous rivers, and ethereal light, where a spectral Lorekeeper awaits. Navigating a celestial labyrinth that mirrors her innermost struggles, Aiza finally claims the Starfire Relic in a crystalline cavern aglow with starlight. Bound by the relic's immense power and the heavy cost it demands, Aiza returns home transformed. Her journey, filled with sacrifice and hope, becomes a beacon for all of Eldoria a timeless reminder that even in the darkest moments, a single brave soul can ignite the light of renewal.

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Sophie, a die - hard fan of star Leon, dies and is reborn as a cat. When Leon is filming, he pets her. A strange system in Sophie's mind assigns tasks to bring them closer. She follows him home, farts on his leg in the car, and later bites him. Leon, unfazed, takes her to the pet hospital. Next morning, with a new task, their sweet connection is set to grow.

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

"In your lifetimes has anyone ever worshipped you? Ever prayed to you? I know you're not the being you once were, and now is your chance to prove it..." "You may meet the being I once was." "... And what kind of being is that, Reaper?" In the vast expanse of space, where stars flicker like distant promises and civilizations rise and fall like cosmic waves, there exists a man haunted by his own choices. Once a protector, a guardian of those he held dear, he found himself forced into the shadows by the merciless demands of fate. In a universe teeming with threats, he made a pact with the darkness, trading his warmth for a cloak of ice, his compassion for a blade of steel. Now known only as the Reaper, his name evokes fear even among those he once safeguarded. He moves like a wraith through the void, a silent sentinel of death, his heart encased in frost as he carries out his duty. He is both hero and villain, protector and predator.

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In the distant future, humanity has spread across the stars, forging alliances with advanced alien species and harnessing incredible technologies. Among them is John Atlas, a former star athlete turned hero, whose life takes a drastic turn when he discovers a powerful alien artifact—an intelligent battle suit known as the Quantum Sentinel. Equipped with the Quantum Sentinel, John becomes the Galactic Vanguard, Earth's foremost protector against cosmic threats. The suit, infused with alien nanotechnology and powered by a hyper warp engine, grants him unparalleled strength, speed, and the ability to manipulate quantum forces. Alongside him are a diverse team of specialists: Dr. Astra Nova: Brilliant scientist and architect of the Quantum Sentinel, she provides technological upgrades and strategic guidance. Commander Rigel: Leader of the Galactic Vanguard's elite strike force, skilled in interstellar combat and piloting advanced battle ships. Luna Starfire: Mysterious alien emissary with psychic abilities and knowledge of ancient alien civilizations, serving as a key liaison with extraterrestrial allies. As the Galactic Vanguard, John and his team face off against a coalition of nefarious villains: Warlord Xeron: Ruthless conqueror from a distant galaxy, wielding dark matter weaponry and commanding legions of cybernetic soldiers. Nebula Serpentia: Enigmatic sorceress with mastery over cosmic energies, seeking to unravel the secrets of the Quantum Sentinel for her own dark purposes. In a galaxy where alliances shift like the stars, and danger lurks in every wormhole, the Galactic Vanguard must navigate political intrigue, epic space battles, and the moral complexities of wielding such advanced power. With Earth's future hanging in the balance, John Atlas must harness the full potential of the Quantum Sentinel to protect not just his world, but the entire cosmos from impending doom. Themes: The novel explores themes of heroism, sacrifice, and the consequences of wielding advanced technology in a universe teeming with life and conflict. It delves into the moral quandaries faced by those who hold the fate of worlds in their hands, while also celebrating the ingenuity of humanity and the unity forged through interstellar cooperation. Through breathtaking space battles, intricate political maneuvering, and the discovery of alien cultures, Galactic Vanguard: Rise of the Quantum Sentinel promises an exhilarating journey across the cosmos, where the line between hero and villain blurs in the vast expanse of the universe.

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A dark and twisted tale of cultivation, and a world where might makes right. (I’ll expand my synopsis later, as the story unfolds more and establishes itself better.) Rated: M for Mature, R-18+, NC-17, Adult Only, and any other tag that says, “not for children, the traumatized, or those easily offended.” Author Note: This tale has few tags to it, as it’s just beginning to be told, by this author who refuses to place any limits upon his imagination before even starting to share a figment of one of the dreams and nightmares which haunts his mind in the still of the night. If you hate rape, incest, gore, bore, NTR, Swiss Cheese, or farting while under the covers, you might want to skip this story — it *may* contain those elements in the future. (It may *not* contain them either, as I really don’t know what the future will hold for this story.) I’m not Shakespeare. I’m not looking to write the next Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. I’m just a poor smuck having *FUN* creating and sharing a world of my imagining. If you’re the type of reader who’s cool with that, and open minded and not easily offended by *whatever* you read, then give this a try, if you want, and feel free to stop reading anytime that my little tale is no longer any fun for you. Story Concept: If you guys are like me, you probably enjoy reading many of the cultivation novels already out there. I’ve probably read hundreds, if not thousands of them already. Usually, they all start out fine. They have a decent hook that draws me into the story, but then after 1000 chapters, or so, I end up dropping the work. Why?? Because they always end up the same! 1000 chapters in, and the main character is either: A) Mightier than hell, able to swat dragons like flies, and yet unable to hold a girl’s hand without blushing and getting a nosebleed, or B) A complete and utter douchebag who tramples over everyone and everything, raping women and slaughtering men countlessly wherever he goes! Even worse is when he turns into C) The combination of both! “A mysterious purple mist made me rape XYZ, but I’m going to take responsibility for it and make them my woman, even though they’ll only be mentioned in passing once every fifty chapters as an afterthought so they can declare their endless devotion and obsession to me, from now on! Battles are almost *always* life ending, and over the stupidest crap. “Bro, you bumped into me! Now me and my buddies are going to break your legs!” BAM! BANG! POW!! Another 8 guys dead just walking down the street…. How the hell can there be any cultivators left in the world, at the rate they all kill each other off and wipe out each other’s sects?? So, this is my little attempt at telling a similar story, but without trying to produce the same glaring flaws that generally ruin the works for me. In this story, might still makes right. Power triumphs all…. BUT… People are still expected to follow certain rules and laws of common society. Personal power is important, but societal power is always greater. Murder a cultivator, expect their sect and the kingdom to hunt you for it. You might get by with beating someone, breaking their legs, or even raping them — but killing or destroying their cultivation? Those are unpardonable sins! This is my envisioning of how a world might exist where cultivation rules supreme, but I’m hoping to give it life and depth with its own cultures, rules, laws, and history. Just don’t think that all of modern Earth’s generally accepted rules hold true here — this is a completely different world, born from the depths of my imagination, and doesn’t follow the norms of current culture and reality at all.