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Bai Fan was a Chinese medical university student who woke up as a Japanese high school student named Kitagawa Tera about half a month ago. It was just like a typical starting point in a novel. He re-experienced life as a high school student in his twenties. Youthful, energetic girls, and colorful love comedies…That should have been the original plot… However, heaven was obviously playing a joke on Bai Fan as he had not inherited any memories of the original Kitagawa Tera. Follow the level-headed and cold Kitagawa Teru as he navigated around his new world with the ‘System’ that constantly gave him supernatural quests to clear.

Xiao is a 32 year old, who's an author to a few popular books. One day as she was writing a new part in her story, she was interrupted by her friends. Her friends told her to get dressed as they had something to show her. After she had got dressed up, her friends and her left. They drove to a restaurant. Xiao was confused. Her friends told her that today was the day she saved them and that they wanted to celebrate, but they had a surprise waiting for her in the room they had reserved for them. They went to the room and Xiao’s childhood best friend was there. All five of them talked. Ru, Xiao’s best friend, was a kpop idol in a group called Warriors. He told his group about her and now they want to meet her, which they do. After a while, the boys and Xiao’s friends had stopped drinking as they all had things they were doing the next day so they were slowly getting back to being sober. Xiao was also getting sober but it only took her a few sips of tea to do so. They all head back to their vehicles. Xiao was walking by Ru when she got hit. She fell into a coma and had been transported inside her book, the one she was writing a new part of. She became her main character who's on a dangerous mission while she's still in college. The time the book takes place is in ancient China.

Lumaking mabait, masipag at masunuring anak si Anna. Kahit na salat sa buhay ay masaya ang kanyang pamilya pero nag bagong lahat yon nang mamatay ang kanyang ama. Nalubog sila sa utang at naging malamig ang naging pakikitungo sa kanya ng ina. Sa resort sa kanilang lugar ay namasukan si Anna. Nakilala nya rito si Arthur Bryce na unang kita nya pa lamang ay nagustuhan nya na ang binata. Isang secret Agent si Arthur sa isang patagong organisasyon na ang layunin ay sugpuin ang mga masasamang organisasyon. Lingid sa kaalaman ng dalaga na kaya lamang lumalapit sa kanya ang binata ay dahil kumakalap lamang ito ng impormasyon sa kanilang lugar. Unti-unting nahulog ang loob ni Anna rito pero mukhang 'di mutual ang feelings nila sa isat-isa. Lalo na mukhang nagugustuhan nito ang anak ng may-ari ng resort na pinagt-trabahuhan nya. Pero hindi naging dahilan ito para kalimutan nya si Brent kundi mas gagawin nya pa ang lahat para ma gustuhan siya ng Binata. Started: 11-20-23 Completed:

The Campus Nerd is a Bully, Sounds clique? Yeah I guess so. A group of four handsome, drop dead gorgeous men, incredibly rich who's been making every students kneel in their front. In a story where the kings and the badboy meant to bully every weaks including the nerds. There is Arc Famorcan who never got threatened in their vast riches, in their good looks and power because she believed bullies should also experience bullying and nerd must do the bully. The nerd who did a little overstepped in the kings borders experience the bullying like in the stories and dramas but not today. She promised to herself she'll never stay still. She's done with the common beliefs that nerds deserves being treated low. But Grint Jang as a king who wanted to ruin this little tough girl life, suddenly burst out in her classroom one day claiming her as his wife. But this evil nerd never lost some tricks off her sleeve. Will their story lead into a fairy tail like love story? "I'm a king so learn to act like a peasant!" -Grint Jang "I'm a Devil so learn to act like an Angel or I'll drag you to hell" -Arc Famorcan A/N: I changed the description from the original version because I feel like improving it ;-)

Novel translation from chapter 1283. You can find the previous chapters by searching.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

When RAIN MAIA SMITH aka PHOENIX clash with LUCIEN RUSHELL ANDERSON aka DRAGON. What will happen? Will they hate each other and become mortal enemies? or Will they fall in love with each other and become lovers?

Matapos makatakas ni Chu Qiao sa pagkakakulong, isang pagsabog ang nagtapos sa kanyang buhay. Ngunit parang isang himala, natagpuan niya ang kanyang sarili sa katawan ng babaeng 8 taong gulang, na isang alipin. Sa pagkakataong ito, nakilala niya si Yan Xun, ang prinsipe ng Yan Bei. Naging sandalan nila ang isa’t-isa at sabay nilang hinarap ang mga pagsubok na dumating sa kanilang buhay. Walong taon ang i-nilagi nila para makabalik si Yan Xun sa kanyang bansa. Hindi sumuko si Chu Qiao sa pangalawang pagkakataon para mabuhay. Hindi niya hinayaan na masira ang prinsipyo niya sa buhay. Walang permanenteng bagay sa buhay. Minsan ay nag-iiba ang pananaw sa buhay at hindi maiiwasan na ibang landas ang tatahakin. Dito niya lubusang nakilala ang taong simula pa lang ay handa at laging nariyan para protektahan siya — si Zhuge Yue.

Immortality brings me endless fear of being left behind.

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

A secret marriage between the two college students. They will fall inlove with each other and have a wonderful experienced. But they encounter so many trials in their relationship, like jealousy, hatred and cruel accidents that may lead to their separation with each other. Is there hearts find a way to find each other? Or they still lost and long for their touch and kisses?

Alex ang mayamang pangalawang henerasyong tagapagmana ng prestihiyosong pamilyang Ambrose, sa wakas ay natapos na ang kanyang pitong taong mahabang programa sa pagsasanay sa kahirapan. Minsan ay isang milyonaryo ay hinubaran siya ng kanyang kayamanan upang malaman ang halaga ng pera at pagsusumikap. Ngayon, nabawi na niya ang kanyang pagiging milyonaryo. Ngunit sa wakas ay makakatagpo na ba ng kaligayahan at pag-ibig si Alex ngayong mayaman na ulit siya? Tunay bang ginto ang lahat ng kumikinang? Sa muling pagpasok ni Alex sa mundo ng kayamanan at pribilehiyo, dapat niyang i-navigate ang mga hamon ng pagkakasundo ng kanyang mga nakaraang karanasan sa kanyang kasalukuyang katotohanan. Nagbago ang mga tao sa paligid niya, at ganoon din siya. Ang mga dating kaibigan at bagong kakilala ay susubok sa kanyang integridad, habang ang mga potensyal na pag-iibigan ay magtatanong sa kanya ng tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig at kaligayahan. Samahan si Alex sa kanyang paglalakbay nang matuklasan niya na ang kayamanan lamang ay hindi makakabili ng pinakamahalagang bagay sa buhay. Makakahanap ba siya ng tunay na kaligayahan at pag-ibig, o ang mga bitag ng kayamanan ay magdadala sa kanya sa landas ng kawalan ng laman at kababawan? Tuklasin ang mga kumplikado ng kanyang buhay sa isang kuwento ng pagbabago, pagtuklas sa sarili, at paghahanap ng tunay na katuparan.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

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Sa isang mapayapa na bayan, may isang tao na ang mga pangarap ay nakatuon sa pagtulong sa kanyang pamilya. Sa bawat pagsisikap na kanyang ginawa, ang labis na dedikasyon at pag-asa ay nagbigay inspirasyon sa kanyang mga mahal sa buhay. Ngunit isang araw, naganap ang isang hindi inaasahang pangyayari: siya ay naaksidente at napadpad sa isang ibang mundo. Sa bagong mundong ito, lahat ng kanyang mga pangarap ay tila nawasak, ngunit sa kabila ng lahat, naghanap siya ng paraan upang makapagsimula muli. ito ay ang sariling kung gawa

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

"Lyra's life is shattered when Gabrielle, Guardian of the Realms, transports her to Aramania, a realm ravaged by darkness. Chosen for her untainted heart, Lyra must ignite the spark of transformation. To fulfill the ancient prophecy, Lyra must unite with her Aramanian counterpart, the pure heart. But in a land shrouded in shadows and deception, her quest is fraught with challenges: Unraveling the mystery of her counterpart's identity Navigating treacherous alliances and ancient magic Confronting the darkness within Aramania and herself Will Lyra succeed in her perilous journey, or will the shadows prevail?"

I, a Chinese gay man. I'll share my interesting travel stories in the last decade with you.

uhh alot of cursing and jokes , but trauma too , just read it and find out

A Promise For Liu Fen (Chinese Gl, Yuri, lesbian, Lgbt, girlxgirl): Ying Lan is a girl in boy’s clothing; a thief and a survivor, a nobody and a mystery. In the teeming streets of Jiao, she survives by her quick wits and nimble fingers. She has no home, no kin, no past, no memories. Only a fog that clouds her mind and a hunger that drives her on. Liu Ping is the daughter of a general, a scion of war and glory. She has everything a girl could want, except the one thing she desires most: her friend, her confidant, her soulmate. She lost her to the flames of rebellion, and with her, a part of her soul. She lingers on, but she does not live. She is a prisoner of her own grief. Fate brings them together, in a twist of chance and destiny. They face the secrets of the past and fight those who wish to keep them hidden. They find in each other a spark of warmth, a flame of passion. They fight for their lives, their love, their future.

Ibang mundo, ibang mukha, dalawang alaala. Iyon ang bumungad kay Maia nang magising siya matapos ng isang aksidente. At sa bago ngunit pamilyar niyang mundo---isang mundo na sa katunayan ay kaniyang nabasa sa isang journal, nagpasya siyang iligtas ang buhay ng taong kumukulong sa kaniya mula sa nakatakda nitong kamatayan. Tiyak na siya sa kaniyang dapat gawin, maayos na ang kaniyang plano. Ngunit hindi niya inaasahan na may mali sa kaniyang mga alaala at nalalaman, at... Na ang huling taong inaasahan niyang nakabantay sa kaniya ay ang siyang taong sisira pala sa lahat ng kaniyang plano.

Bretta Margareth Barreto experienced a sexual harassment at the age of fifteen. She wanted to fight back and shout for help, but she can’t do it. Lore threatened her if she will scream and fight back, she won’t be able to see her younger sister. There’s nothing she can do during the night she was being harass. So, she chose not to fight back and scream. She let Lore to do what he wants and just go with the flow. She cried while doing those things that destroy her purity during her young age. After what happened on that night, Bretta promise to herself that she won’t trust boys that easily. But that promise got broken when a special boy came to her life. Cyrus made her feel special. Accepted her flaws, shameful experienced, and love her. Bretta love him so much as Cyrus love her too. They thought that their love towards each other can conquer everything. But that thought change everything when something bad happened. Will their love prevail or will that be the end of their love story?

An unexpected pollution from the waterworks broke the mundane life of Bai Xiaofei, a young loser. In the face of unheard of super-strong corpse brother, Xiaofei resolutely embarked on the road of finding a girlfriend. But there were many difficulties on the way, and Xiaofei, as an ordinary human being, was gradually unable to do what he wanted. After injecting booster drugs bought online, their own potential gradually erupted. After five passes and six generals, he defeated all kinds of mutated Brothers. The source of the mutation is also gradually revealed by the man behind it, except for his sharp fangs.

Emily, a Grade 10 student and currently attending Seladona Junior Science High School, is having her dream of a Boyfriend to dance with her at the upcoming Junior's and Senior's Prominade at their School. But in order to fullfill her dream, she must choose from one of the popular and gorgeous boys in their school to become her Boyfriend. Can she find a man to fullfill her a dream? Or will she be end up searching for a true love?