Dirty Farmer Jokes

Teng Lin, a farmer with no cultivation talent, is given a mysterious Green Thumb System. After being rejected from the Verdant Spirit Sect due to his lack of spiritual roots, Teng Lin embarks on a journey to find fertile land for his mission, which may hold the key to his future. Along the way, he forms bonds with companions, humans, beasts, and especially plants. As Teng Lin uncovers secrets, he cultivates both the land and his own path to growth, all while working to fulfill his system’s mysterious goals. His first reward: the Tree of Life seedling.

Do you know that feeling, when you're just fed up with everything, and want to run away and leave it all behind? Maybe even travel to another universe and explore other dimensions and realities. Wouldn't that be sick? There would be so many more options to achieve happiness or even find true love. OR you could committ every crime known to man, and get revenge on everyone that hurt you before, and their versions in other universes, because you feel like it. Let's see what Ethan decides, and if the 'no consequences' thing is really true. Because as we know, everything has a price... (trigger warning: really bad jokes, cuss words and choatic magicians!)

A Webnovel Author who died after installing a strange farming game was reincarnated into a brutal, apocalyptic world. Armed with only his wit and a quirky farming system, he finds himself surrounded by ruined cities, mutated beasts, and desperate survivors. The world is on the brink of collapse, but his system insists on growing crops and raising livestock in the middle of the wasteland. At first, he thinks it’s a joke—a farming system in the apocalypse? But soon he discovers the hidden potential of his system. The crops he grows can strengthen his body, grant unique abilities, and even repel the deadly monsters that roam the land. However, the system has a mind of its own, and not everything is as it seems. Now, balancing survival and farming, he must build a haven in this hostile world, gathering strange allies along the way, all while uncovering the secrets behind his reincarnation. As his farm flourishes, so does his power—making him a target for dangerous factions and ancient forces that lurk in the shadows. Can a peaceful farmer rise to become the hero this broken world needs? Or will his fields of hope be crushed by the horrors that await? Note: 1. Slow-paced story. 2. There is no female lead in this book.

【Awesome Face-Slapping Story】 The humble farmer hero saves the damsel and obtains the Divine Artifact, masters Divine Skills, and becomes adept at healing. From then on, he dominates city life.

The small farmer inherited the legacy of the Medical God, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity. With his exceptional skills, he became the ultimate prodigy!

After bravely saving the drowning school belle, Lin Chen accidentally gained a popularity system. He farmed good fields, mastered medical skills, possessed X-ray vision, trampled on dandies, and professionally beat down all sorts of dissenters, all while arrogantly and domineeringly paving his way to become the Super Strong Little Divine Farmer.

Sister in law: "Qing, why is the eggplant you planted curved?" Li Qing: "What do you understand? Only curved ones are more enjoyable?" Sister in law's face turned red and she said, "Why are cucumbers straight?" Li Qing chuckled mischievously and said, "Only straight ones can go deeper."

Atlas was just a dirty malnourished thirteen year old boy who lived in the slums but he doesn't know wat fate holds for him as the next War Lord

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

Obey the Master? Why are you all so dumb? Wait, what are these bubbles? After being killed in a car crash, Yaro is reborn as a lawslave in a world with strange rules. Second entry in the 'Goddess' Shared Universe. First entry: I'm Contaminated With No Hope Of Recovery (not a prequel, stories will have overlapping characters at the end) Advance Chapters at: patreon.com/StarvingWriter Discord: https://discord.gg/MXKEBqr6

Infected by a mysterious evil and abandoned by his village, Lem is at death's doorstep when the Goddess takes pity on him and bestows a life simulator! He may die once, twice, three times, but if he simulates a thousand lifetimes, can’t he find a way to live? First entry in the 'Goddess' Shared Universe. Second entry: Ultimate Farmer's Paradise (not a sequel, stories will have overlapping characters at the end) Advance Chapters at: patreon.com/StarvingWriter Discord: https://discord.gg/MXKEBqr6

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

In the quiet village of Yanhe, life is simple and predictable—except for Qin Xia. Born to a family of farmers, his dream of becoming a cultivator sets him apart from his peers. With a body ill-suited for cultivation and only an old, tattered manual as his guide, he struggles to sense even a spark of Qi. Given one last season by his father to prove himself, Qin Xia inherits a run-down shack on the family’s land, unaware that it will mark the beginning of a journey far beyond his comprehension. When a chance encounter in the woods thrusts him into a world of blood and violence, Qin Xia’s life begins to unravel. As he stumbles upon traces of fierce battles and the remnants of power long forgotten, he discovers that some destinies are not chosen—they are inherited. His quiet existence as a farmer is shattered, replaced by an unfolding mystery that will challenge his will, test his humanity, and force him to face truths that lie buried deep within himself. Wether he wants it or not.

They called me The Whisperer. A joke. A mockery. The boy with the weakest magic just because I was a farmer. I was powerless when they came. I watched as my father and my mother was slaughtered. My village was reduced to ash, and the man in the black robe vanished, leaving nothing but blood and unanswered questions. All I had left was my infant sister and the faint spark of magic they all ridiculed. But even a whisper can grow into a storm. Now, I walk the path alone. My weak magic will become their weakness. I will make them hear the screams they left behind, feel the pain they inflicted, and drown in the vengeance they thought they escaped. They thought I was nothing. They were wrong. I will rise, and the last thing they’ll ever hear… is a whisper.

The story is about a single mother and her two children reincarnated into another world, where they become...mushrooms Together they rebuilt the village in the countryside. Together with people in another world. But it seems that life in another world is not as simple as the mother imagined, as forces collide with each other. A mother and her children need to do more to survive in this world. Because nothing in life is beautiful and peaceful forever. It will always get dirty someday.

watch as a farmer a nobody become a strong cultivator

Kai Hunter is H University’s biggest player and heartbreaker. Known for his good looks and for being one of the brightest students on campus, he is one of the most eligible bachelors that everyone wants to ‘tame’. However, everything changes when freshman Night Winters becomes his new dorm mate. Kai is instantly attracted to the hot, young freshman who he had caught having a one-night stand at a bar and hasn’t been able to get out of his mind ever since. Night is openly gay, but Kai has been into girls his whole life…or so he thought. Can he let go of his pride and accept Night for who he is? Or will Night forever be forced to be just his dirty little secret, under the sheets, inside the closed doors to their dorm? However, Night is hiding secrets that can break the fragile foundation of their relationship at any time, and if Kai waits any longer…he just might end up losing the only person precious to him.

Reincarnated from his past life as a farmer, Nathan now wields mysterious powers. Alongside his brave companion, Scarlet, he embarks on a journey to uncover the truth behind their abilities, face dark forces, and confront the looming threat of the Demon King. Together, they must navigate dangerous dungeons and unravel secrets that could change their world forever.

Title: Rise of the Reluctant Cultivator Synopsis: Wei Liang was an ordinary 18-year-old farmer struggling in a world where power and cultivation determined everything. But when his body becomes the vessel for a transmigrated soul from another world, everything changes. Armed with the mysterious Cultivation System and a will to rise above his station, Wei Liang must navigate a world of mystical sects, ruthless rivals, and deadly beasts. Starting with nothing but a low-grade spiritual root, he sets out to claim his place among the immortal cultivators.

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A baby was born in a world of swords and magic, crying innocently. The boy held the memory of a different world from the world he lived in. However, he was born as the son of a poor farmer. The boy, who witnessed the harsh reality, was driven off to the situation that couldn’t be called a “slow life”. Using his specialty, earth magic, the boy initiated to fill his hungry stomach.

shen the child of poor farmers goes out hunting one day and encounters a terrible beast where he soon learns a portion of his powers what will he do next

Life could have been soo easy if only Zee had chosen the life of a farmer. But that was not her path. Conflict, and battle, that is the life she wanted. A heroic warrior, charging into battle to save princes and defend the weak. Life is not always the same as what you read in stories. And Zee quickly learns this cruel fact. Thrown into conflict she must first survive, and once she does that, she needs to find her way back home.

"Battling young masters for some treasures in mysterious caves? No, thank you. What's so special about a ring containing an old sage's trapped soul? I'll just toss it away. Becoming a direct disciple of some big expert with many enemies? Count me out. I'll flip the bird to the pointless struggle in prestigious sects that only attract calamity. What I have here, this opportunity I've seized, is plenty for me. I'll choose safe and steady methods of progress, even if they're slow. After all, I'm just a simple farmer seeking peace through cultivation. I'll rely on myself to pave the way." - Aksai Everwood (Chapter 7) ============ Meet Aksai Everwood, a guy who thought he was done with life, but life had other plans. Aksai wasn't always Aksai. He used to be Arman Arlott, a terminally ill dude who decided to take one last wild ride before checking out. Little did he know, a crazy experiment would flip his world upside down. Arman's mind got tangled up with artificial intelligence, and things got seriously weird. Instead of peacefully bowing out, Arman ended up sacrificing himself for some mind-blowing breakthrough. But instead of eternal rest, he got a second chance as Aksai Everwood, a spirit farmer in a new world. Talk about a cosmic curveball! You'd think being a farmer in a serene, pastoral paradise would be easy, right? Nope. Aksai's new world is anything but peaceful. Farming is far from sunshine and rainbows here. Aksai dreams of a chill life cultivating his crops, but in the wild world of immortal cultivation, peace is a rare commodity. Luckily, Aksai's got some serious advantages. He's got a neural link fabric that makes him a whiz at alchemy and array formations, giving him a leg up on other Spirit cultivators. Plus, he has the Enchanted Everwood Farm, a magical place where he can grow all sorts of mysterious cultivation resources with awesome bonuses. This farm comes with perks that make Aksai a one-of-a-kind Spirit farmer. And here's the kicker: the farm is suspended in a spatial junction of all existing realities. That means Aksai can hop between different worlds as he levels up in his Spirit cultivation. With these unique advantages, Aksai ditches the traditional path of joining a sect or a renowned clan. Instead, he explores various worlds, using their unique resources and methods to forge his own path as a Spirit cultivator. What do myriad worlds unlock? A druid bloodline, body cultivation, martial arts, and lots more. Who’d join sects when given such perks? The stage is set for our Spirit farmer. Now Aksai, his companions, and you, his readers, are in for a journey of rebirth, redemption, and a whole lot of dirt under your fingernails. ============ Additional Tags: #druid #bloodlines #Martialarts #worldhopping #artificialintelligence #coldmc #battlenovel #calculatingmc #villain #farming #spiritcultivation #mindcultivation #bodycultivation #worldhopping #rpgelements #low-keymc #sliceoflife #nonarrogantmc

have you ever thought how it must be to become a farmer in another world ? well, in this story a young man from another world becomes a farmer in a new world with a system, he , see him grow and become strong and farm a lots of things, is it from our world or is it from another world ? time to find out !

The story follows Valen, a humble farmer's son from the quiet village of Elderglen, who stumbles into a life-changing revelation when he reluctantly takes a class test. To everyone's astonishment, Valen is revealed to be a Necromancer, a rare and feared five-star class linked to forbidden powers and dark magic. Thrust into a world of danger and uncertainty, he must navigate his newfound abilities, the expectations of the Guildmaster, and the suspicions of those around him. As Valen seeks to uncover the truth behind his destiny, he embarks on a journey that will challenge his perception of himself, the world, and the fine line between light and darkness.