Dirty Farmer Jokes

Year 2000... Luca Vitale, a cold guy who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. He worked for a mafia, but he had some problems and because of that he was imprisoned, however, he managed to serve his sentence. After so long Vitale is free again, but everything has changed for the city of Cinderwood. Now that he is free he must recover what he lost and murder the man who betrayed him.

【Thrilling Must-Read for Thousands】 A mischievous village boy, Jiang Xiaobai, accidentally activated the dragon pendant that had been hidden in his family's legacy, thus changing his destiny against all odds. He farmed land, raised fish and shrimp, earned heaps of gold daily, amassed wealth across the Four Seas, and built a business empire; he practiced Ancient Skill, crafted Spirit Pills, punished the wicked and promoted the good, cured diseases, and saved lives, earning countless praises. The Supreme Divine Farmer, unparalleled in this world.

【Awesome Face-Slapping Story】 The humble farmer hero saves the damsel and obtains the Divine Artifact, masters Divine Skills, and becomes adept at healing. From then on, he dominates city life.

(The Book's title has been changed from the original Pretty Man's Beloved Farmwife: This Madam is So Hot). Yang Chuxia found herself in a different world, inhabiting the body of a destitute farm girl who had been killed by her step-grandmother. To make matters worse, her step-grandmother even intended to sell her lifeless body. How could she endure such a fate? Hmph, whether you're a step-grandmother or an uncle, if you're a villain, I'll confront you just the same. Send one, I'll defeat one; send two, I'll conquer both. Yet, after vanquishing the wrongdoers, she gazed upon her emaciated, poorly dressed parents, siblings, and the struggling, underdeveloped village. Yang Chuxia seethed with determination, pointing to the sky and declaring, "I shall surely bring prosperity to this place, to the point where you'll fear having flowers bloom in summer when I tell you to have flowers blooming in summer, and where you are too afraid to seek women for me as suitors, when I tell you to find me men!" A certain man whispered, "Wifey, I'm already a man..."

After transmigrating from the apocalypse to ancient times, Gu Yundong barely had time to catch her breath when she realized she was in the midst of a journey to escape famine. To make matters worse, her entire family had been expelled from the group fleeing the famine by her grandparents while others watched on coldly. With her father missing, her mother feeble-minded, and her starved younger sibling, Gu Yundong, who had barely caught her breath, only felt a major headache oncoming. With no other choice, she rolled up her sleeves and got to work. She engaged in business, opened a shop, and acquired fertile land. Gu Yundong thrived in her daily life. If it weren't for the people around her eyeing her as a potential wife, she could conquer heaven itself.

This book… well, let’s just say the upload might be unstable, and honestly, I hope you don’t read it. Readers, I know you have the freedom to choose what you read, but trust me—I'm writing this mainly for myself to revisit later. So, any suggestions will likely be ignored. Very much so. But still… I’m honestly speechless and deeply grateful that you’re willing to give this a try.

Betrayed by her husband and abandoned by her family, Qin Li's life is in ruins. But a chance trip to Germany and a quirky matchmaking show throw her into the arms of a rugged farmer in the Alps. From heartbreak to a fresh start, she discovers the joys of farm life, introduces Chinese cuisine to the locals, and takes a leap toward love and self-discovery. Sometimes, the end of one life is just the beginning of another.

At just 12 years old, Devor, a curious and bright-eyed boy, steps into the awe-inspiring world of the Azure Sky Sect, a place where immortals are made. With an innocent face and a heart full of dreams, he gazes in wonder at the grand buildings, lush gardens, and the graceful disciples who move like ethereal beings. As a newcomer, Devor and four other children are introduced to the sect's Spiritual Garden, where they learn to tend to powerful and mystical plants. Though they are mere mortals, their deep connection to nature makes them invaluable. Devor, with his unassuming love for spiritual plants, quickly captivates the attention of Senior Sister Yulin, a revered cultivator. When tested on his knowledge of plant lore, Devor impresses with his detailed understanding of the delicate balance between spiritual energies. His insights into plant pairings—such as the harmonious relationship between the Golden Sunflower and Silver Moon Vine—show his potential far beyond his years. Senior Sister Yulin, recognizing his potential, offers him a chance to prove his abilities over the next month, setting Devor on a path toward becoming an extraordinary gardener, or perhaps even an alchemist. As he embarks on this journey, Devor realizes that his first step into the Azure Sky Sect is not just a beginning—it’s the weaving of his own destiny. "Art of Creation" is a tale of growth, knowledge, and the quiet power of an ordinary boy destined for extraordinary things.

Genre: Space, Doting, Farming, Time travel, Healing Synopsis: Xu Linyue from the 21st century crossing over with the heavenly space soul penetration to a 5 year old farmer's girl, originally thinking of living in a peaceful life, and didn't want to be spoiled by her family in this life! She resolutely plans to take her family out of poverty and embark on a glorious path to wealth! Vegetable greenhouses are set up, and the grape wine is famous far and wide. It is easy to make money, but thanks to the spiritual spring water in the space, she can do some good things to benefit the neighbors. "Have you all heard? The 3rd Prince actually chose a peasant girl as his royal consort!" A noblewoman viciously said "a countryside from the mud leg, no money, no power, how can be worthy of the 3rd Prince, can't even read a few words, I'm not convinced! I don't like it either!" Qibao grunted in her heart and casually offered a masterpiece, and the crowd was stunned. Later they realized that Qibao was not only the younger sister of the new scholar, but also the one who helped the 3rd prince to win the battle behind the scenes.

Life could have been soo easy if only Zee had chosen the life of a farmer. But that was not her path. Conflict, and battle, that is the life she wanted. A heroic warrior, charging into battle to save princes and defend the weak. Life is not always the same as what you read in stories. And Zee quickly learns this cruel fact. Thrown into conflict she must first survive, and once she does that, she needs to find her way back home.

Huo Lian & Zhen Jian Huo Lian, the despised princess of a young dynasty born from war-loving barbarians, seeks power to command respect in a world that shuns her. Zhen Jian, the cherished son of a humble farmer, dreams of healing and nurturing those in need. She is a fierce general; he, a compassionate doctor. Their union will shape the destinies of empires and forge a new world. She longs for freedom, while he yearns for happiness. Together, they will turn their dreams into reality.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

"I...will...not...Lose" these are the Words that Haunted Seth For Years. Seth an child who was abounded by his parents near Verlmon River was found stranded by a Farmer Named Gin. The Farmer raised him as his own and gave him all the love he needed - at an age of three Seth had a Nightmare that Haunted him to the point that its affected his mental health. At the age of 5 he became paralysed and live a vegetable life - this caused Gin to Seek help from outside in hopes of curing Seth's Nightmare. An incident occured when the Ergaster attacked, at that time he was 10 years old. An event that turned his life forever...

Aya lives a tough life trying to make ends meet in a world that doesn't care. Her only respite is the tiny apartment she can barely afford to pay for with her job as a mailroom delivery girl. However, the arrival of a brand new MMORPG, Moon Valley Online is sure to change that. Deciding to give the game a go Aya decides to play on her run-down little laptop and cheap VR headset. What's the worst that could happen right? ---------- This story is a female lead system/game litrpg Unfortunately, updates might be slow Give it a try, it might be something right up your alley ---------- follow me on my socials https://twitter.com/emotionchilde?s=20 www.tumblr.com/emotionchilde ---------- Support me https://bmc.link/Sunghost https://patreon.com/SunghostWrites ---------- #sliceoflife #farming #femalelead #videogame #levelup #litrpg #poorlead #beautifullead

Stuck in the politics and dirty games renacted by their relatives and close friends to gobble up the Kim Pharmecuetical Company, Hyunsung and Taejun had to split up. The circumstances of their divorce was far from peaceful.

They called me The Whisperer. A joke. A mockery. The boy with the weakest magic just because I was a farmer. I was powerless when they came. I watched as my father and my mother was slaughtered. My village was burned to ashes, and the man in the black robe vanished, leaving nothing but blood and unanswered questions. All I had left was my infant sister and the faint spark of magic they all ridiculed. But even a whisper can grow into a storm. Now, I walk the path alone. My weak magic will become their weakness. I will make them hear the screams they left behind, feel the pain they inflicted, and drown in the vengeance they thought they escaped. They thought I was nothing. They were wrong. I will rise, and the last thing they’ll ever hear… is a whisper.

watch as a farmer a nobody become a strong cultivator

Qin Ming found himself transported to a world of immortal cultivation, but without any special advantages. With mediocre talent, he was abandoned by his family and assigned to participate in the sect's land reclamation mission, becoming a lowly spirit farmer. Every day, he faced the harsh realities of the cultivation world, struggling to survive under immense pressure. Then, one day, after finishing his work in the fields, he noticed something unusual about his harvest. **[Name]**: Golden Spirit Rice **[Trait]**: Faint Spiritual Power (Harvestable) From that day forward, he steadily improved his farming skills and worked diligently, eventually rising to become a powerful figure in the cultivation world. When chaos erupted in the immortal realm, everyone was left stunned. "How can a mere spirit farmer possess such strength?!" "Time to come clean... I'm just a humble farmer," he replied.

A newly debt-free fruit farmer finds himself reincarnated in a cultivation world after choking to death on his first harvest of strawberries. Follow his adventures as he embarks on a journey to fulfill his promise of growing and tasting the most delicious fruit the world has ever seen.

Vanessa is a high school girl with extremely bad grades. So, her mother finds a tuition teacher Edward Smith - a handsome and rich teacher. She flirts with him in order to escape his lectures but the teacher has dirty games to play with her. ________________ "Every relationship needs a little chemistry.," said my Chemistry teacher.

Einar was a farmer, a typical man, but after her wife was killed, everything changed. Seeking justice for his wife's passing eventually led to his own death and sent him back in time. However, Einar now seeks revenge rather than justice.

In a future ruled by technology and oppression, the Cyberpunk city Tier-1 is torn between an authoritarian Leader, the criminal Trinity, and the rebellious "Mask." Hacker Sato's neutral life shifts after meeting Louise, a farmer, and Abrom, a conflicted cop. As chaos grows, he must choose between staying hidden or fighting for freedom. Tier-1 is a gripping tale of resistance, humanity and survival in a heartless world.

Han Ye crossed into the world of a fantasy cultivation epoch, transmigrating into a tenant farmer in Langlang Village. Believing he was doomed to live his life in toil and hardship, he accidentally awakened a destiny called "Accumulated Attributes Released at Once". "Accumulated Attributes Released at Once": Not unlike how constant dripping wears away a stone, or how hard frost forms at three feet not overnight, it allows one to accumulate the attributes of others. Remaining quiet until the moment you choose to release it, one can then shock everyone with their power. In Langlang Village, he worked alongside farmers, and secretly listened to lectures in private schools. "Strength of an Ox +1" "Slightly Versed in Literature and Ink +1" In the Sect's Grand Competition, disciples compete and are selected through observation. "Fire Spiritual Root +1" "Sword Heart Clarity +1" With such assistance, hope ignited within Han Ye. He steadily developed, diligently accumulated attributes and improved his strength to allow himself to transform, growing stronger in silence. That year, the gears of fate began to turn. No one expected that the tranquil world of immortal cultivators, which had remained peaceful for ten thousand years, would begin to descend into chaos! As the Heavens collapsed, the great powers emerged; immortals descended, sparking a war between the righteous and the demonic. No one could have imagined that a humble tenant farmer from those years past could rise to become Han the Respected One, feared by the world.

Natan dies and travels into the body of a young man with the same name. In this world, humans change jobs and awaken talents to fight monsters. Natan changes to the profession considered the most useless: farmer. In a world where monsters are everywhere, every piece of land is worth a gold mine. Fortunately, Natan awakens an unknown level talent, breaking all the world's rules. A tomato from his harvest can increase strength by 500 points, and a carrot increases agility by 300 points. Follow Natan, who, thanks to his talent, makes the farmer profession invincible. ============================================================================ English is not my native language, I use Google Translate to translate the chapters after writing them, I apologize if some sentences lose their meaning.

What If Teezae was an assassin not so long ago a boy whose name was Vince had his parents killed by the government by such reason are still unknown, Vince vowed to avenge his parents as he found out the truth, he was adopted by a organisation that keeps the world from safe harm, the world is dirty and vile as this organisation cleans up the mess done by the government, they work in the shadows of earth, This organisation is known as The hidden shadows of truth, as they teach Vince later known as Teezae their ways

"How did it all start." "Yeah I remember it started with Valarie's dirty secret, why my life is like this". Tyler's life takes an unexpected twist after he and his friends got adopted by a seemingly pure spirited woman named Valarie as they live with her. They start to know that she is not what she appears to act and is hiding a sinister secret, will they be able to uncover her past

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?