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[ Caution: High Heat Advisory ] “Harper, stop undressing me with your eyes. The plot isn’t going that way… YET.” Harper McKenzie, a newbie web novel author, has a problem — she struggles with romance scenes. As someone with almost nonexistent real-life experience in the matter, she can’t get the intimate chemistry right, and those chapters always come out dry and cringy. Fortunately for her, Harper finds a freelance editor willing to workshop her writing. But the surprise? That editor turns out to be her childhood friend and the very first crush of her life. What happens now when he offers her personal lessons on how to write the hottest romance … and love scenes? -------------- Note: this is a fun, cozy, sweet story with a low-drama plot. No love triangles, no misunderstandings, no memory loss / car accidents / terminal illnesses / etc.. Mature content abounds, starting out soft but heats up quickly. You’ve been warned! -------------- Sneak Peek: He slid her bra over her shoulders and, with impossibly quick and skilled work, tied the lacy garment around her wrists. “Spread your legs wider,” he ordered. Harper’s already faltering heartbeat faltered some more. The command in his tone was foreign, but it crashed over her like a heat wave, and even though she could barely begin to picture how salacious she must look, with her hands bound and thighs spread wide like an offering to be ravished, she could feel the scorching need coiling hotter and hotter in her core. Her body obeyed eagerly on its own accord, bringing herself fully open just like she was told. Eli grinned. Moving between her legs, he trailed hot kisses along her inner thigh, leaving sizzling little fires crackling in its wake. “Good girl. Now, what should your character say next?” A finger glided over her wet and wanting flesh in a slippery stroke, making her heart slam to a hard stop as a moan tore free. “Write the next line for me, what should I say before I unravel you with my tongue and make you scream my name?”

I wrote a lil some first chapter really long you better read it wayyy better than all these clingy cringy goofy ahh novels

This is a BTS fanfic. Hope it's not too cringy. Main Ship(s): - Yoonmin Other ships in book: - Namjin -Taekook I might put other Kpop Idols in the story. Not sure who will be put in there. If you have recommendations, either comment the names and which group they're from, if they are in one. Thank you and enjoy!

"Alternate Universe of DK Country Returns" A magical phenomenon happened at a tropical isle, A giant wooden tiki mask appeared out of the isles volcano. Oddly enough to see how it can't be burned considered he is wood, he claimed this isle their home. Thus, creating his army made by magma and fruits most specifically bananas beknown as tikis. He, The Father, Tiki Tong, created the greatest tribe of all. But alas, some of his tribemate appeared to have feelings for one another. Find out how this tribe survive the isle in A Tiki's Love. Note: I was the original writer of "A Tiki's Love" unfortunately I abandoned and forgot about that account. As when I've reread it again, I am so cringed out and embarassed for it was made by a much younger self... As such I decided today to remake that uh- whatever that cringy love story was :')

The book follows the story of the main character Luke, choosing to seal his memories and start his life as a slave. He must overcome the challenges to rise to power and perhaps learn about his past. __________________________________________ Aiming for a slowish harem building with some r18 scenes sprinkled in. Aiming for a more “realistic” story (like how people behave), you'll see after the first couple of chapters. Hopefully, it doesn't come off as too corny or cringy. There will be a system with a story behind it as we get further. Trying to add some unique elements as well, first one won't be till like chapter 20ish. A fantasy-style world with a leveling system, minor kingdom-building, and of course some smut for the pals. Looking for any sort of feedback really no matter how brutal. It's my first time writing so expecting a lot of rookie mistakes if not all of them.

There are novels of MC being transferred to the world of Gods and Demons, the world of cultivation, and the world of swords and magic. But what they don't realize is the potential the mortal world has, if someone chose to explore it. This is a story of a lazy and somewhat cowardly ordinary guy, who, by an unexpectedly huge coincidence, manages to become one of the unbeatable beings in the entire Omniverse. MC is OP but only if seen from a certain perspective. -- No harem -- [A/N: So apparently, I'm writing this novel (or will at least try to) because I'm frustrated with so many cringy fanfics and stupid plots that are there in the novels which usually match my taste. This is my first novel and English is not my first language, so there may be some mistakes in it. There will be elements from all the anime and movies that are based on science (Sci-fi). Again, the updates stability will vary as I will need time to think about a good plot.]

Alex Stanley is a 23-year-old American shut-in who had a college degree, a job, a house, and debt free: a life that any recent college graduate would dream of. However, without a choice, he was transmigrated into a world of monsters, swords, and magic. Of course, he had his very own cheat, the system! Epic, right? WRONG! Alex Stanley, now A Chul, now had to survive in a world where he's under average, world shortage of entertainment, with an apartment he can barely live in, and over 50 billion won debt, and- to help the "hero" kill the demon king? "I don't want to be here! Let me go back!" [Ding! The host can only return to Earth when the Demon King dies or the host dies.] A Chul tried many ways to commit suicide to go back. [Ding! Due to the host's willingness and desire for death, he received the gift of Immortality!] "I didn't want to be here in the first place!" Editor: TofuMeats A/N: Cringy sh*tpost- I mean, novel updates every Friday 5 PM CST

A group of friends tying to live normally but things are much more difficult than they seem, with danger almost every where they go all due to a man named Razer who will do anything I mean anything to get their power. He even went as far as to risk his children for the sake of power. In the end they his children fall in love and refuse to help him but he did not take that lightly, so as the Zodiacs try to live normally and take care of their planets they face danger and meet the missing zodiacs who just want to live their life as if they where normal so they leave to persue their dreams (Cringy right even Scorpio thought so). Anyway enjoy and sorry if I gave you a massive spoiler (Not really sorry you just had to read this huh). I'm Aquarius by the way tell me who you are in the comment and I might add the first five of you into a chapter.

one day out almighty Truck-kun hit an ant and send him to another world . after few years Ant became the strongest creature with his evolution . ~~~~~~~~~~~ A hard working ant was working with his fellow ants collecting sugar, watse food and other in streets suddenly a truck went over him killing him on the spot . luckily other ants weren't hurt . when dead ant open his eye, he was summoned by a vampire named alice who was dungeon master , she call herslef demon lord of lust but she is still a virgin and totally useless . while crossing over ant also gain overpowered abilities like : hyper thinking ( Ex ) Truth eye ( ∞ ) plunder ( E , evolution ) copy & combine ( D , evolution ) Edit ( UN ) parallel mind ( UN ) All Magic affinity ( Ex ) from then onwards the story of Alice and Ant began to start . having many ecchi encounter, opportunities and many more ! will Demon lord of lust who claim herself to be queen of night lose her virginity ?? A slow Romance of Ant who have human like body after countless evolution and Dungeon master . Tags #rpg #animals #not dense Mc #smart mc #non cringy fmc #op skills #magic #r18 #ecchi #non human Mc #Evolution #Mc op from start #romamce #Dungeon #Dungeon master #master-servant relationship #cruel mc #Dark Mc #Dark fantasy #kingdom building #grinding #sigma Mc #Beta villains #Gods #Demons #isekai #harem #threesome #Yuri #reincarnation #vampires #werewolfs #Eye power #All knowimg mc #wars #Copy and plunder #Admin command skills #noob writter. #strong to stronger #travelling different world #Anywhere door #netori #body possession #cheat like powers #Late smut Strong since frist chapter . can Ant really become a Demon god or even stronger ?? does truck- kun also isekai'd other animals ??? except humans ?

This is not my novel I'm just translating it and making changes to it whenever I deem they are important(like minimizing the racist stuff and things that are too cringy). All the due rights of the work are retained by the original author White thirteen. If the original author wants me to remove it, I will do so, for that please contact me using my email id: omkar22052000@gmail.com, 1.8K words per chapter ------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is an extremely dazzling circle. Every step up here requires a huge effort and one has to step on the heads of countless competitors. Countless geniuses come to Hollywood with dreams, most of them fall on the road and return back to being ordinary. In the process of climbing up, the role of talent often exceeds that of hard work, but opportunity is more important than talent and hard work! This is a story of a transmigrator who after his rebirth seized every opportunity to embark on the road of Hollywood's peak.

I had been reincarnated into the Yurian Empire. But who knew that my first night will be with the tyrant emperor Cesare. The one who doesn't hesitate to kill. I quietly ran away but...why is the tyrant asking for me to marry him?!?! "You're the only one I need, My lovely Ezra" Is the emperor in love with Ezra? Will she be able to escape from the tyrant or will a romantic relationship develop between these two? Find out in "Secret Idol Empress, EZRA!" it's my first story hopefully it's not cringy P.s. my original story, please don't steal ^^

hi I'm new here! I don't really know how to right descriptions my mind is too full of fantasies that I can't even try to chose the right one. so please spare some insult. bare with me people . some things I write might be cringy and wrong grammars , but feel free to tell me what I did wrong so I might improve next time. please enjoy! I hope you won't be disappointed . thank you!! p.s. I will immediately write the characters name hehe

Ace Rockes is a guy who is respected and admired by everyone, little do they know that he has a really big secret that if they knew they would try to avoid him at all costs. Sapphire Williams is a girl who has a very dark past but hides it behind her strength. What will happen when these two meet; will they just ignore each other's existence and move on with their life, or will they meet each other and then find out some shocking events in their life that they never even knew of that could probably change their lives forever. (This is my first story so sorry if it's a little cringy, Also if have Wattpad can you support me on there too. Thank you much appreciated. It's the same username as on here.)

Lisha's Life Tip: Don't just randomly read some strange and poorly written book full of plot holes and cringy stuffs that are enough to make your stomach flip upside down and backwards sent by same random slash fan of yours in your free time in fear of opening your front door finding that you had crossed different world which resembles to what you had read in that damnable book, get a free yet indifferent wealthy momma who still beats your flat ass because you didn't clean your room and wash the dishes; free dozen dogs who are ready to bite down your ass and create a hell mess; a whole class you need to interact everyday and be prepare to get fed up by their childish and bratty antics; be a classmate of the two kid that the book exaggerated and filtered their characteristics as your daily average normal girl and cold-hearted but a soft heart when it comes to his lover; fed up with others shit and drama; witness a daylight crime with relish and meet some stalking creep sent by your-a decade and half missing- dad in your life. Take your own risk, beware of your life. Beat up some madafakas if you want. TL; DR: Do not read books.

[UNFINISHED]Whats so cool about a protagonist being a prodigy having a sinister past and a cringy effort of creating a machine and having to say the worst paragraph at his near end of life?-- ----:Whats much more Awsome is a talking puppet being toyed by people because its obviously is made for it and soon then retaliate and goes through an epic journey and become the strongest!! Well only if its goal was to have a great adventure and become the strongest. but what if that small puppet were to distribute a wierd kind of knowledge to our holy and magical world of Nirvana? soon to foretell......?....well, the end. ---: Sister! Sister! will our puppet be able to talk? ---: hahaha of course silly! although we dont have that kind of magic yet! ---: Yeah! Sister is making some new kind of cool magic! she said that it makes things have their own minds! ---: Hahaha, kids i think it would be better if you sleep now. The moons are at its Formation. Remember how dangerous it is when it is at that time.... ---: OK!!

Messed up the story very badly and looking back on it it was cringy as hell so I removed most of it you can still suffer through it if you want

OK OK! I discovered that trying to focus on a single concept is REALLY HARD! Maybe I should just try to do whatever I have in mind. Nothing specific. The frequency of updates is really slow because I don't have Inspiration. I don't know what to write about. I'm inexperience. F*ck all the cringiness. I will write what i want to write. I don't get how this novel even got any collection but I'm a bit proud. This sinopsis will probably change multiple time in the future. The chuuni part will still be here, don't worry.

She's a murderer. He's a detective. This is no cringy love story. This is a game of a cat and a mouse in which the roles are constantly switching.

a undertale I thought i might do but basically it's has some little bit of romance and maybe drama if it's not cringy but I hope you like it

Kyle woke up in a dungeon, not knowing where he is. When he escapes, he finds himself in a new world, filled with magic and powerful beasts. Follow Kyle as he gains strength and power, and as he explores the vast world. (I know this was cringy, but this seems like the trend...)

HAII:D SO I MADE THIS 2020 AND RELEASED IT HERE RECENTLY.. WARNING: KINDA CRINGY.. THERES LEMON, SMUT, AND GAY SHII HAVE FUN IG (ty if yall read it cuz I'm bored)

This is a story I wrote from a long time ago! If it gets enough views I will rewrite it! Sorry if it's cringy! Also, it's incomplete! A girl's life is suddenly changed once her parents die. But with the help of a nurse, she gets back to health, kinda. Read more to find out! Warning: Contains blood and Dark thoughts

A generic story about weeb being reborn in Naruto world. But unlike other stories and much to the main characters' dismay, he has no cheats nor a special bloodline. (Authors Note) I intend to write a story that I would like and find enjoyable. This probably includes cursing A LOT OF IT. I am still in school but I will try to update it weekly, Hopefully, the story isn't cringy or boring (Other Authors Note) Free to criticize and give suggestions

As reader loving good science behind my sci-fi or other genres, I came up with idea of writing book about real sciences for others to learn and ther work to be less cringy. Because of my collage, I'll start with biology, later move to other fields of science

Follow the adventures of a boy named Jam on his journey to gain a purpose. Thrust onto the world of cultivation because of the silly encouragement of his foster grandmother and his ridiculously one-track-minded self, Jam's adventure is bound to be full of action, comedy, and self discovery. Hopefully, his stupidity will be cured before it affects his life too badly. ----- Here's my cringy first attempt at a hook, so let me be more straightforward with what this will turn out to be~ A "dense" MC in all the wrong ways, who's OPness brings Xianxia protagonists to shame. Some wacky situations that exploit the density and idiocy of the MC, which will inevitably shape his future self. A band of overpowered companions that follow Jam in his journey to find purpose, with only a single love interest (for now, and probably forever~) ----- [Current] Schedule: Hiatus... [Relationship] Goals (End the week's rating with): 100 Power Stones = Extra chapter (Week of January 7, 14) 150 Power Stones = Extra chapter (Week of January 21)

A world filled with magic and wonder. Where gods, elves, dwarfs, spirits and monsters all exist. Who doesn’t want to live in such a reality? Well… I don’t. My name is Isabella Diaz or as in this world I am known as Luna Moonasterio the twin princess of the Crown prince Liam of the great empire Idris. My adventures are nothing compared to the torture that my yandere brother and tsundere father inflict on me. Save me from their cringy ways. A warrior to princess. HOW DO I BREATH IN THIS HEAVY DRESS!

In this world other creature coexisted in this world, The Dragons are part of them. They are the most intelligent, and the strongest creature existed in this world. Where there's swords,magics,matial arts, & etc. Legends has it that there was a dormant dragon. With 6 claws and black scales, no one knows where it was... rumors has it that it lies on the deepest and the most dangerous place in this worl, some even says its just a baseless rumor. It became a hot topic in the streets and every corner of this world. Until it died down... untill our MC becames the new Dragon God in this world. Will people know his the Dragon God? Or will he keep a low profile? ----------------- IDK, this kind of novels give me thrills and i like those with OP powers i just created mine and dont know nothing about what will happen next... anyways i only knew that this is gonna be cringy