Atemis Fowl

"In "Chicken Suits and Cosmic Cluckles: A Fowl-tastic Adventure," it's August 16, 2038, and Ryuko Tsukasa finds himself aboard a spaceship hurtling through the cosmos in a chicken suit. Yes, you read that right. Earth has been thrown into chaos, gravity has gone wonky, and the world's in dire straits. The solution? Build a spaceship and embark on a cosmic scavenger hunt. But what no one could have predicted is that a bizarre experiment, involving chickens of all things, is responsible for the chaos that's turned the universe topsy-turvy. Ryuko, his brother Kaito, and a cast of quirky characters are packed into this poultry-themed spaceship, forced into a journey of absurd proportions. With an absurd sense of humor, surreal twists, and unexpected encounters with other cosmic oddities, "Chicken Suits and Cosmic Cluckles" is a rollicking journey through a world that takes absurdity to a whole new level. From clucking alarms to feathered frenzies, this tale will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and pondering the meaning of chicken suits in space. Buckle up for a clucking good time as our heroes uncover the hilarious and poultry-filled secrets behind the universe --all in the goal of somehow fixing the universe one cluck at a time!"

Ace Leonardo is a big time CEO who own chains of hotel and a brewery company at the age of 29. Well Ace is a Playboy who fucks anything in skirt and heels. Elise is a CEO of a fashion closet, a well reserved young lady of 22years old who is struggling to maintain her mother's position in the family even though she and her twin, Jake are illegitimate children. Elise'e mother is sick, but Elise has to get married to Ace before her mother is treated even though she has enough money to get her mother treated What happens when two polar Will Elise bring Ace out of his darkness or leave him to wander in the dark alone. Mind ya while grabbing popcorn,expect fowl languages and matured contents

The history of the world ...oduduwa was the younger brother to orisala, God ask orisa to create a place and God gave him a snail shell and chammel and fowl to use it to create a place in the earth but do to the party holding in heaven he slept off and his brother oduduwa taken everything that God gave to his brother and create the earth

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[Inspecting Luck, Fate, Cause and Effect, and Fortune!] Lin Xuan transmigrated to a perilous fantasy world where demons and monsters roamed rampantly. From the very beginning, he activated the Supreme Bloodline and acquired the ability to read hidden messages. [The World Source is hidden in this ancient tree. If left untaken, it will be found by the Son of Luck three years later and he will become a Great Emperor.] [The maiden before you has her eyes gouged out. If you give her a drop of your Supreme Blood, she will activate her Eye of Blood Demon.] [There is an unclaimed fowl that is about to become a roasted chicken… It is actually the Immortal Bird.] [There is a cruelly abandoned loli… Warning: She is the future Empress of Darkness. Countdown to her awakening. 3,2,1!] In the Dark Era of the fantasy world, different nations invaded. Lin Xuan pushed through with an invincible stance and stunned the world! The entire fantasy world trembled before him!

A young human is given the chance at a second life after dying due to a paperwork error from the Bureau of Intelligence on Reincarnation and the Dead or Souls(AKA BIRDS). Unfortunately for the human, BIRDS is full of immortals who don't exactly care about the requests of the mortal souls. As a result, the (previously) human's new form is not exactly human. "Feathers?! Are you kidding me?!?! I'm a bird?!?!" At least xey weren't reincarnated as a chicken. (( I find offense in the fact that the genres have a [Female Lead] and [Male Lead] option but don't have a [Non-binary Lead] option. I would like that to be an option. They have a lgbtq+ tag. Why don't they have at least an [Other Lead] option?))

He is the school's Prince Charming. Adored by all, worshiped and admired. An actual Prince in real life. All the girls are going crazy over him but why is it that all she sees is a... chicken? A silly tale of an ordinary girl and an anything-but-ordinary Prince. Warning: Contains fowl language. Reader discretion is advised.

One or more chapters per day Directly Inspired by Tales of Demons and Gods, with an Italian (European) spin and magic on top of cultivation. Synopsis: Jacob reincarnates in his 15 years old body. It's just a few minutes before the Change that brought Demonic Beasts swarming all over Earth. In a matter of hours, all the big Capital Cities are razed to the ground. Dragons invaded Rome; Hydras assaulted Venice. Even nastier monsters lurk in the dark. Sadly, his talent is abysmal, and virtually everyone is stronger than him. And he knows that Demonic Beasts are not his only concern, for humans can be far more malevolent at times. St. Peter, Jacob's small mountain hometown in Abruzzo, houses only a few hundred. And since bigger monsters appear in more populated cities, they are relatively safe, or so he thought. But, he soon realizes that even if he went back in time, not everything is the same. And one thing is for sure: he is not the same. His soulmate is now in front of him once again, but things are different. Maybe too different. Follow Jacob in his struggles to protect everyone, change his talent, acquire strength, confront lost loves, and maybe meet new ones. This reincarnation story shows that people who can go back to their past may not be as successful as they thought. I will write no harem in this story. The protagonist may be involved with more than one girl, but not every female will fall at his feet. Swearing will be censored whenever possible since some people do not like explicit forms. However, the censoring will be minimal, like "Fuc**ng."

Nothing mattered to him once his son died, nothing seemed to be as important as it was back before his son died, nothing seemed to be all he could be. A broken, shattered man. A wounded fowl set afloat in the darkness, and he greedily hounded towards the light. Now he has returned, and this time he shall be a father.

Claudia is a criminal mastermind. Foster is a rookie cop. Theodore Moon is a troll-human-hybrid with a very high liklihood of destroying all the buildings in LA. Let the games begin! (heavily inspired by Artemis Fowl!)

I will upload new chapters every 6 days, 1-5 chapters. Or, release a whole book at once. Abelene is a Semi-Fantasy story that combines Artemis Fowl and Sherlock Holmes, giving people a new choice of book when finishing those books. Of course, the books will be of no relation to one another. So, no crossovers. Abelene is a 14 year old girl (for now) that works as a detective in the city of London. Some cases are normal, but some, of magical proportions, peak her interest. Most of these lead to false accusations, but some really are book-worthy, if you catch my drift. Young Adult book that doesn't overwhelm you with cringe worthy love stories, or traditions repeated by authors on this platform that quickly die out.

The power of the beard is unimaginable. Think about it. Why do old and responsible men always sport a goatee? Well all I've got is an undeveloped moustache. Infact, forget undeveloped. It is practically non-existent. What can my sparse beard do to help in this war. Though I won't hesitate to kill whoever touches my sister , at the end of the day, I'm just a boy with no skills after all. ... O sogbladza... send down lightning. Can't you see what's going on? Or have the bright flashes of your thunder bolts blinded you? Do you want a goat? Or should I kill a fowl .... *** Lamentations made from empty stomachs Dont reach the gods my friend. Do you have to be reminded of simple customs? ..... A hungry man is an angry man, don't turn your hunger muffled anger against men towards the gods, lest you waist your time and end up igniting their wrath. Mind you... a scheduled time gives way to showers of cowries *** yeah whatever./ In a far away corner of West Africa in the now eerie Zewu village of the once great glinwu clan, Atsu who had been bestowed the title of chosen must gather the necessary equipments and skills needed in his steps to bring his crumbling clan from collapse. Zewu was raided. And the inhabitants were sold of or made into slave breeding machines. His sister just happened to be in this category. ... Is this mountain climbable?!

"And now Nick lay there frozen by the tazer. He couldn’t move his head, not even his eyes. All he could do was watch at the edge of his view as his best friend shook fitfully, and then slowly, and then not at all. Jermaine died. He had only one thought from that day on. I’m getting off this planet. Earth. I'm going to Möon. And I’m taking my friends with me. " ----------- Sometime in the near future, Earth is going to end. Fourteen-year old Nick Lyons and his friends fear the deadly geneva virus, live under the ever-watchful eye of the nannydrones, and fight to stay out of the US’s many refugee camps. Nick’s grandfather and his mysterious wheelchair bound friend offer an escape to a better world: Möon. This fantastic world is teeming with life-breathing airships, mysterious volcano born nymphs, fire-breathing winged lions, and magic at the tip of your tongue. Nick convinces his friends to journey to this new world, promising a better life. But when a dark creature begins to stalk Nick’s friends, he soon discovers the fantastic can be more perilous than the future. --------- "Pure awesome in a cup. With some waffles. Which would make it a waffle load." - Austin 14 "My boys 11 and 14 both really enjoyed the story and only complained that book 2 wasn't out yet so they couldn't keep reading." - Fred Chambers "As an adult, I love this series, the characters, the plot twists. I haven't enjoyed a fantasy series this much since I read Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. I've already added you my list of favorite authors." - Reehya Bagwandin "I have to admit, before I could snuggle up under my blankies with this fantastical book, my son beat me to it. He read it in a single day and raved." - Elizabeth Mueller Review from my 13-year old daughter: "This was an imaginative, well-written novel similar to the Hitchhiker's Guide books and was a pleasure to read. The author did a good job and hopefully has more in store." Sara Grace "Nikolas and company is the best book I've ever read. It was full of surprises that kept me on the edge, it also full of awkward moments that made me laugh." - J-Man "Kevin has created a fun, unique fantasy world full of magic and adventure. The story gets off to a fast start and sucks you in." - Micah Lewis "great YA fantasy, funny, a very unique premise, very well written, great descriptions, and a great band of heroes." - Julie Johnson "Once I immersed myself in the stories characters and settings I couldn't put it down." Pam Torres "It's great for anyone that loves fantasy, science fiction, it's clean with just the slightest hint of boys and girls taking a notice of each other." Heather -------- Maze Runner, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Alex Ryder, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Lemony Snicket, The Hobbit, Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja, middle grade books for 9 to 12, magic, dragon, diary of, a minecraft, fantasy, adventure, action, adventure, wizard, siblings, friendship, mystery, monster, time travel, childrens, young adult, fantasy, middle grade, fantasy, middle grade, action, young adult, middle grade, mystery, young adult, mythology, funny, humor, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, 10th grade, suspense, reluctant reader, nerd, star wars, stranger things, marvel, nikolas and company, last kid on earth, jeff kinney, jk rowling, tolkein, riordan, epic zero, brandon mull, the lost heir, e.g. foley, artemis fowl, eoin colfer, books for kids 9 to 12, mermaids, creature, elf, fairy tale, fae, troll, goblin, giants, spell, magical, quest, paranormal, sword & sorcery