Did Orochimaru Give Himself Hormones

Trying to kick that depression? Evelyn’s going to do some cleaning therapy!! That and maybe survive an apocalypse.

Haruki Fukuda's life takes an unexpected turn the day he crosses paths with Kentaro Nomura. Their initial encounter is anything but pleasant, yet destiny has a different plan in store for them, and through the tumultuous waves of their friendship, an unbreakable bond forms, defying all odds.

After a sudden and inexplicable transmigration, Maximus finds himself in a fantasy world where extraordinary power exists. But he is not without his advantages; he possesses a system that grants him the ability to become stronger as he takes on wives and birthed children. Determined to conquer this new world, Maximus uses his cheat to gather wives and birth children, building up his power and influence. As he gains more allies and resources, he sets his sights on the ultimate prize: ruling the world and surpassing even gods. However, the road to conquest is not an easy one. He must contend with powerful factions, rival conquerors, and unexpected challenges as he builds his ideal empire. But with his cunning mind, he is determined to succeed and become the greatest conqueror the world has ever seen.

A random week of rain. A random day of rain. A random shop. A random amount of junk food and a ring. This all leads to Kol gaining a system that changes his life and the world.

Popular girl Ari Cho is absolutely charming, leaving Yumi Kim, the school nerd, too gay to function normally. ** FOREWORD: Like any other day, I sat back and watched Ari hold court in the far corner of the school cafeteria. She was surrounded by her usual swarm of admirers, each one trying—and failing—to win her over. One by one, they crumbled under the weight of her gentle rejections, their faces painted with the sting of unrequited affection. Oh, what a marvellous sight to behold. The scene took a dramatic turn when two of the boys started arguing, throwing out accusations about who was making Ari more uncomfortable. The irony was almost too good—they were both so oblivious to the fact that their entire presence was likely making her want to bolt out the door. I took another bite of my sandwich, savouring the free entertainment. Poor Ari, trapped in the middle of a gaggle of hormonal teenagers who genuinely believed their cringe-worthy displays of “manliness” would sweep her off her feet. Pathetic. You might be wondering why I’m not stepping in to rescue Ari from that circus of admirers. Well, let me give you three solid reasons why meddling is a terrible idea for me. First, I’m no Superman—I don’t do heroic deeds. Second, I’m far too comfortable living my drama-free life to jeopardise it now. And third, let’s be real, my body is definitely not built for a catfight. As I happily munched on my sandwich, enjoying the chaos from a safe distance, I made a grave error, I locked eyes with Ari. Oh, crap. Picture this: while the two idiotic boys were still mid-argument, Ari—with a slightly shy smile—started walking towards my direction, her tray of food balanced in her hands. No, no, no. God, please tell me she’s not actually coming to talk to m— “Hi, Yumi!” she said casually, her smile so bright it could power a small city. ** OTHER STORIES: Miss Not So Typical (on going)

After forming a blood pact with the Saint and Demon ladies, the good-for-nothing young boy obtained the Yin-Yang divine veins, learned the art of alchemy and martial arts, and dominated the world. The young Shen Xiang had a romantic encounter with a goddess and a witch, and obtained their supreme inheritance, acquired a divine vein that defied the heavens, learned peerless magical skills, and mastered superb alchemy techniques, which made him very successful on the road of martial arts... When he was hungry, he would refine some pills as snacks, when he was lonely, he would flirt with the high and mighty goddess, when he was bored, he would play with those martial arts masters who came to ask for pills, and when he was tired, he would let the delicate wives around him give him massages... Author : Silent little thief

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 27 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link if you want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

The story of a men accompanied by the last survivors of human kind, fighting battles until their last breaths. As time passes, only he remains able to keep swinging his sword. Why keep fighting, if there is nothing more to protect? Why keep struggling, if there is no more hope? But he still chose to swing his fists and slash with his sword, and at the very end...

“Say you’ll do it.” He choked out, his hands white-knuckling the collar of her night dress. “Promise me.” In that moment Valeria looked at the man in front of her for who he was: the man who, upon his father’s orders, pillaged her country; murdered all disenters; executed her family; manipulated her into signing a marriage pact to save her cousins; instated a military occupation; dragged her to this Mother-forsaken country to make her a spectacle;  and forced her into a marriage she did not want. And yet his worst crime was being a man. Had he been a monster perhaps she wouldn’t have felt sympathy, perhaps she would have laughed in his face while his mother’s blood was still wet on his skin. Mother, perhaps it would have better is she was as apathetic to the world like Elisa, but she was not.  Elisa had been right all along, she gave her energy to people that weren’t deserving of it and some day it would be her undoing. It wouldn’t matter in the end, she had nothing left to give. “Fine.” She breathed. “Say that you will. Say it.” Valeria reached forward and grabbed his jaw to force his eyes to hers. His normally crystalline blue were red rimmed, and his pupils were blown wide- unfocused.  “I will make you emperor.”

Monster semakin kuat dan merambah ujung dunia. Kehidupan sehari-hari yang sederhana semakin sulit karena gangguan monster-monster ini. Seharusnya para pahlawan datang secara rutin untuk menumpas para monster dan menantang Penguasa Kegelapan, namun kemanakah para pahlawan itu sekarang?

I never had any friends. Yes, there were people I called friends, but deep down, I knew they didn’t truly care about me, and I didn’t care much for them either. So, I did what I thought was right—I pushed them all away. I convinced myself that being alone was better, and for a long time, I didn’t hate it. But as much as I loved being alone, I didn't want to be lonely. I also wanted someone and something special—a real bond with someone I could call my Best Friend. I wanted to care, to be cared for in return. Then, against all odds, something I believed to be impossible happened. I found that person. For the first time, I cared for someone. I believed that I had found what I was looking for. But as time passed, I was forced to realize the cruel truth I had been too blind to see. Something I had tried my best to ignore. It was my biggest mistake. I was the only one who cared. I gave it my all only for it to be thrown away. In the end, I was left standing in the same lonely place. But this time, it hurt...

“Good grandson, grandpa has no money for the war, burn the money!” Nightmares like this, Zhang Di was happy to mention at least one every day, and then didn't take it seriously. Until one day, he dream that his grandfather was furious: “Brat, why is it so hard to let you burn money? Why don't Grandpa just send someone up there to teach you how to burn paper money by hand!” Grandpa wants to attack the city? That's okay; burn him a bazooka. Grandpa has no money to spend? That's okay; burn two truckloads.” “Boss, zap me a nuke with little boy ...... written on it.” Hell was played out by the grandpas.

Rafaela finds herself heartbroken at the wedding of the man she loves, Argos, who is bound by an arranged marriage to his childhood friend, Alice, due to his parents' wishes. As she watches them exchange vows, Rafaela is torn between her emotions: should she stand back and let him go to someone else, or should she fight for the love that they once shared?

In a world where power and control rule, Lucas, a stoic and cold-hearted alpha, is a man who lives for one thing: business. His world is one of strategy, dominance, and emotionless decisions. When an arranged marriage is the price of a lucrative business deal, he sees it as just another transaction. But when Yuna, his lively yet moody omega bride, enters his life, everything he thought he knew about control begins to unravel. Yuna is full of fire, her emotions as unpredictable as her heart. Though her marriage to Lucas is born out of necessity, she’s determined not to let him close. But as the days pass, an undeniable chemistry builds between them—a tension that neither can ignore. Will they remain strangers bound by duty, or will passion break down their walls and ignite a love neither expected? In this slow-burn romance, watch as two very different souls are drawn together, learning that sometimes, love comes when you least expect it.

LEVI ACKERMAN 30 years old and the eldest grandson of Ackerman third generation. He is the Managing Director and the CEO of Ackerman Travel & Entertainment also the future heir of Ackerman Group, one of the largest companies in France. He is known as the strongest, smartest, most famous and handsome in the Ackerman Family. Everyone admires him and will fall in love with him except for one person which is Haruka Charles Auclair. HARUKA CHARLES AUCLAIR 28 years old, came from the noble family bloodline, Auclair. He works as Levi's secretary for over 2 years but never find Levi attractive in his eyes. Known as one of the most genius person in the world that people will do anything to make him work for them. People often called him a handsome guy with pretty face. Levi has been in love with his secretary, Haruka Charles Auclair since the first time he met him. He never expresses his emotions and confesses after two years, only to discover that his secretary is in love with someone he actually knows. But Haruka's love for that person didn't remain for that long after his heart was shattered into pieces by the person he loves. "I like you." "You know I don't like you." "I do. In fact, I love you, and you'll fall for me. I don't need the words 'I like you' from you. One day, I'll make sure you'll say the words 'I love you'." "You really shouldn't be hoping for something like that." Will his secretary like him back, or will his feelings be unrequited love forever?

A blend of every thing you'll see!

Her life is a mess

Imagine your dream "wives"—Kasumigaoka Utaha, Yukinoshita Yukino, Shinomiya Kaguya, Shiina Mahiru—standing right before you. Can you keep your heart from racing, your impulses from taking over? Natsukawa Kanade can’t. What starts as a bold attempt to win their affection quickly spirals into chaos. Retreat. Regroup. Try again—only to meet failure at every turn. No strategy works. No tricks succeed. Slowly, Kanade realizes the painful truth: the perfect girls from his fantasies don't exist in real life. With his hopes shattered, Kanade is forced to confront reality. But maybe, just maybe, there's more to life than chasing impossible dreams. This is a story of an ordinary guy caught between the real world and the 2D dream girls he thought he knew. Will he find his way back to himself, or is he doomed to forever chase the illusion? Alright my people, a new story for us who have been heartbroken, the single dogs and everyone else. Here's some soup for the soul. Disclaimer: I'm just translating this as I really liked reading it. This is a fan-fiction, and thus, you should know none of this belongs to me or the OG author other than his/her original character. That aside, here's the original title and author's name, support them if you ca: 决定摆烂后，却开始受人欢迎 Author: 丶冰霜千雨 PS: I have a Patreon where there will be at least 5 advanced chapters, support me if it's within your means and you like the story. pat reon.com/Shunsuke161 For the rest of you, gimme them stones, comments, reviews. Let's attract more readers. Finally, the cover art doesn't belong to me, Check out RV Slime on pinterest, but if he/she wants me to remove it, then a comment under the review section will do.

[This is my first novel so please don’t judge it too harshly :), Artwork is not mine found it on Google, if you would like me to change it or credit you just ask (please don't sue me >-

There will be about 2 to 3 chapters per weeks starting on Monday or Tuesday. Theos Martin is a young man with a unique charm, both open-minded and socially accomplished. To those around him, he embodies a rare combination of strength, intelligence, and authenticity, qualities he hides beneath more ordinary talents: a surprising mastery of video games and an extensive knowledge of anime. But behind this facade of an ordinary boy lies a soul marked by the extraordinary. His life changes forever the day a goddess appears, revealing a truth beyond understanding: he is the destined hero chosen to confront the Demon King, a malevolent entity whose threat looms over another world. To save this mysterious universe, Theos must leave the comfort of his daily life and plunge into the unknown, leaving behind everything he knows. However, the journey to this new world does not go as planned. Theos finds himself deprived of some of his strength, in a strange and hostile environment, where reality follows none of the orderly rules of a game. He quickly realizes that this quest is about more than defeating an enemy; it will push him to discover himself and make choices that could change not only his own destiny but also that of the world he left behind. Notes : The upcoming chapters will be corrected. I'm only publishing them because it's been a while since my last update. Don't worry, the changes won't significantly impact the story. Thank you for your understanding!

I stole a great title for smut novel for my apocalypse xianxia system novel

9/11/2021, 8;00 p.m. The Department of Police, City A has been called to investigate an accident at the city square. Two bodies have been found. Their identities remain unknown. A strange diary has been found in one of the victim's hands; surprisingly it survived the crash. We suspect it contains clues for solving this case. The diary has been promptly sent to Detective Caft. 9/11/2021, 11:55 p.m. Detective Caft has confirmed our suspicion, though it brings many more questions than answers. He isn't answering our calls. Perhaps, we shall investigate. -------------------------END OF REPORT------------------------

Mai Hajima is a successful erotica author whose carefully constructed world of forbidden passions and untold desires has earned her a devoted following. But the woman behind the stories is anything but confident. Struggling with the remnants of a toxic past—one scarred by a relationship that shattered her sense of self—Mai has isolated herself in the comfort of her apartment, clinging to the safety of her words and the worlds she creates. When two persistent friends, Kyo and Sora, drag her out of her cocoon, Mai finds herself confronting a city full of noise, chaos, and overwhelming emotions that she’s long avoided. As she navigates these moments of awkwardness and fleeting connection, memories of her abusive past haunt her at every turn, reminding her of the trust she’s lost and the isolation she’s chosen. But in the undercurrent of her discomfort, a subtle shift begins. Mai is starting to question the walls she’s built around herself, realizing that maybe, just maybe, there’s more to life than the safe confines of her apartment and the stories she hides behind. A delicate exploration of healing, vulnerability, and self-discovery, as Mai takes her first tentative steps toward rebuilding a life outside of the isolation she's known.

With the passing of Huroko Anaki, a man bound by the confines of an incurable terminal illness, the chapter of his human existence seemed to draw to a close. Yet, as his final breath escaped him, an inexplicable twist of fate unfolded: Huroko found himself reincarnated, not as a human, but as a snake. Emerging into this new form, Huroko discovered himself endowed with extraordinary abilities, surpassing the boundaries of mortal limitations. High-tier skills, previously unimaginable, now coursed through his serpentine being. However, amidst this newfound power and the prospect of a fresh beginning, a lingering question loomed: Would Huroko finally find solace and contentment in this unconventional second chance at life?