Perrito Tierno Meme

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

—Padre, ¿cómo te enamoraste de mi madre, que siempre se está escapando? —preguntó con aire de sabiduría mundana. Xiao Yeyang lanzó una mirada de soslayo a su hijo precozmente maduro, luego fingió reflexionar sobre la pregunta. De hecho, ¿por qué se había enamorado de esa mujer? Después de un largo silencio... —¿Quién sabe? ¡Quizás me atrapé la cabeza en una puerta! Compartiendo una mirada de mutua compasión, padre e hijo expulsaron un suspiro de desamparo al unísono. ¿Qué haces cuando estás atascado con una mujer que nunca está en casa? Solo hay una cosa que hacer con tu propia Princesa Consorte (madre): ¡mimarla, por supuesto! ... Transportada a tiempos antiguos con un espacio lleno de flores de arroz, todo lo que ella quería era vivir tranquilamente en los campos. Inesperadamente, con un padre que era magistrado del condado, ¡fue obligada a dejar el campo por la ciudad! La vida en la ciudad estaba llena de actividades, y para tener voz en casa, compró fincas, cultivó flores y hierbas medicinales, y desarrolló variedades de granos de alto rendimiento y alta calidad. Sorprendentemente, ayudó a su padre, que había sido magistrado del condado durante nueve años, a ascender paso a paso, llevando a la humilde Familia Yan a los círculos de élite de Pekín. Esta es la historia de una hija noble de una familia humilde que ayuda a su clan a prosperar y florecer, y una dulce historia de amor de éxito mutuo y crecimiento conjunto. Protagonista masculino: Frente a los demás, es el orgulloso Pequeño Príncipe, el dominante Príncipe de Xiliang. Frente a la protagonista femenina, es un hombre tierno y de corazón blando. Protagonista femenina: Clara en todos los asuntos, cálida y autosuficiente.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Lumaking mabait, masipag at masunuring anak si Anna. Kahit na salat sa buhay ay masaya ang kanyang pamilya pero nag bagong lahat yon nang mamatay ang kanyang ama. Nalubog sila sa utang at naging malamig ang naging pakikitungo sa kanya ng ina. Sa resort sa kanilang lugar ay namasukan si Anna. Nakilala nya rito si Arthur Bryce na unang kita nya pa lamang ay nagustuhan nya na ang binata. Isang secret Agent si Arthur sa isang patagong organisasyon na ang layunin ay sugpuin ang mga masasamang organisasyon. Lingid sa kaalaman ng dalaga na kaya lamang lumalapit sa kanya ang binata ay dahil kumakalap lamang ito ng impormasyon sa kanilang lugar. Unti-unting nahulog ang loob ni Anna rito pero mukhang 'di mutual ang feelings nila sa isat-isa. Lalo na mukhang nagugustuhan nito ang anak ng may-ari ng resort na pinagt-trabahuhan nya. Pero hindi naging dahilan ito para kalimutan nya si Brent kundi mas gagawin nya pa ang lahat para ma gustuhan siya ng Binata. Started: 11-20-23 Completed:

Ang mga nakasulat rito ay base sa mga eksperyensa nang mga taong nakausap ko at ang iba naman ay kathang isip lang. Kayo na ang humusga kung saan doon ang totoo at kathang isip.

It was wrong to be with her. And it was wrong to mess with him. They shouldn't be near each other. Anthony Kiel Cruise was just your typical bad boy with inferior complexity. For him, it was all just pure Attraction and the need for attention. For him, it was just a game, and it would be over soon. Cristina Rielle Cordova would rather sulk her ass off rather than be near the typical bad boy. She would rather listen to music and share memes on her newsfeed than experience the so-called stupid love. She hates him. He loves playing with girls' hearts. She is a snob. He is annoying. She is a challenge for him. Then everything slowly changes, and those changes aren't acceptable to him. But slowly and surely, he wants him wrapped against his carnivorous fingers, just like how he was wrapped in hers. "Cristina Rielle Cordova," the guy whispered to himself when he saw the girl. "Dude, it looks like you're attracted to the girl you've been staring at since earlier," said his friend Ken. He's right. He is damn attracted to Cristina Rielle Cordova. Not because she's attractive. He only has one reason. Cristina Rielle Cordova is the only girl who doesn't fall all over him. He has the looks and everything, but his charisma leaves the girl unaffected. "Cristina Rielle Cordova, I'll wrap you in my carnivorous fingers and be mine." A wicked smirk came out of his lips. Cristina Rielle Cordova, you're going to be mine.

'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

We follow the two friends, Judari and Rito, as they embark on their journey to become Sigil Knights, both have their reason, and we can only hope they reach their goal. This is just one story out of many.

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

Zyriel Castillones is known for being part of SSG officer's and his their Vice president. His a kind of boy that prefers to be alone than chitchatting and associating with people. He is a coffee hater, book lover and a very quiet guy. Ayaw na ayaw niya ang maingay sa paligid niya specially pagnagbabasa siya. But it change when a girl came into his life. A first year collage girl that is very opposite of him. That girl likes what he dislikes. Specially the coffee. They can say that she's a coffee addict kasi naman day without coffee for her a suicidal. And also this girl is so talkative, jolly and a spoiled one. But then wala naman talagang balak si Zy na mahulog o magkaroon ng relationship ngunit sa tuwing napapalapit siya rito ay hindi na niya makontrol ang sariling nararamdaman para sa babae. Kakayanin ba ni Zyriel na panindigan ang mga salita niya at sundin ang kaniyang isip? O he will just follow his heart? ~FlirtySperm

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

[WPC#270 - Silver Place Winner] In the age of superheroes, Miao Xiaomao was one of the mediocre commoners, who had no superpower. Xiaomao and his senior cat died in an accident. But when he came back to his sense again, Miao Xiaomao found himself regressing to the past. Using his knowledge from the future, Xiaomao invested in the VRMMO game early to prepare for the new age - The Age of Superhuman and Cultivators. He would soon find himself integrating with his in-game character to awaken his superpower and become one of the superhumans. What about his character's choice? A cat dad like him couldn't possibly play a normal game character! "I'M A SUPERHERO, MUNYA!" ...... Q&A because synopsis is too mainstream. Question: What should you know before you read? Answer: This novel shares the same universe as my previous work [Villain Cultivator]. You may find people, names, places, and backstory of things from the other story, and some readers may comment on the things you don't know. Question: Should I be concerned about this? Answer: No. Even if you don't know the background, you can still enjoy the novel as the story will eventually reveal everything to the readers. Question: What should I expect from this novel? Answer: I'll list it for you. - Human MC's story in the real world. - Fluffy, naughty, and obnoxious non-humanoid MC's story in the VRMMO game world. - Weak OP Protagonist to OMGWTFLMAO-OP Protagonist - Munya munya munya munya munya! - Cryptocurrency, NFT technologies, and crypto investment. - Game Character Integration - Superpower and Super Heroes in the real world. - Cultivators, spirit stones. - Memes, parodies, stereotypes, comedy - Plot Twists... MANY Plot Twists.

An Archive of memes

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

"Journey through multiverse pizzas with cosmic toppings and hilarious memes in 'Pizza Chronicles: A Multiverse Slice of Memes!'

In the crazy journey of our main protagonist, he finds himself abruptly whisked away into a world where the concept of power reigns supreme. Here, the landscape is painted in stark hues of dominance and submission, where the powerful dictate the fates of the powerless with overwhelming strength. As our main character travles through this unkown land, he comes face to face with the harsh realities of a world where only the strong survive and the weak are left to suffer in the darkness of their own vulnerability. In this world of unforgiving brutality, he must learn to harness the power at his disposal or face the consequences of being devoured by its merciless grasp.

Mayaman, makapangyarihan, at gwapo. Si Gu Jingze ay ang "cream of the crop" ng bansa. Ang mga lalaki ay nangangarap na maging katulad niya at ang bawat kababaehan naman ay siya ang pinapangarap na mapangasawa. Perpekto ang kanyang buhay... ngunit... may isang madilim na sekreto sa kanyang pagkatao na walang sino man ang pwedeng makahawak o makalapit man lang sa kanya...lalo na kapag babae. Hanggang sa isang araw, nagising na lang siya sa loob ng isang silid kasama ang isang di-kilalang babae.: si Lin Che. Dahil sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari ay kinailangan niya itong pakasalan--bagama't malayong-malayo ang personalidad nilang dalawa, Simpleng babae lamang si Lince na may iisang pangarap sa buhay: ang maging isang sikat na artista. Dahil itinakwil ng pamilya kaya't napilitang maging independent, nag-isip siya ng isang plano para mas mapalapit sa minimithing pangarap. Ngunit, nabigo siya sa kanyang plano at labag sa loob na nagpakasal sa isang walang pusong lalaki na si Gu Jingze. Bukod pa rito, kailangan niya ring hanapin ang kanyang lugar sa isang lipunan na kinabibilangan ng napakaraming inggiterang babae at mga masasamang tao-- lahat ng iyan, habang tinatahak ang kanyang pangarap. Dalawang istranghero sa isang bubong. Sa pagsisimula, nagkasundo silang huwag manghimasok sa kani-kanilang personal na buhay. Pero sa hindi malamang dahilan, laging naroroon si Gu Jingze sa mga panahong kailangan niya ang tulong nito. Lingid din sa kaalaman ni Lin Che, unti-unting nagiging mahirap para sa kanya ang harapin ang bukas nang wala si Gu Jingze. May patutunguhan kaya ang kanilang pagsasama o ang kanilang pag-aasawa ay mananatili lamang sa isang kontrata?

Sage normal guy living a normal life, may or may not have died because of some sick burglar. But instead of just heading off to the afterlife the gods of the universes decide to get some entertainment. So they reincarnate Sage to a fantasy world. And what do you know, he’s the son of the demon king. Who’s surprisingly nice. But will everything change when he discovers something truly heartbreaking. Will he seek revenge, will he shut himself off, or will he go completely mad. I dunno so better read Authors note: this will not have a system. Also I’m making stuff up as I go, so expect some changes in the tags and other things like that. By the way I may make a few loopholes so if that happens just feel free to say whatever you like. To be honest I do this for fun, so if you say something rude or mean I will most likely just read it and, wait for it. Move on. That was a horrible joke I know, I don’t know if you could even say it’s a joke, anyways I’m rambling so just ignore me. Hope you enjoy the novel, and remember violence is the question not the answer, and the answer is yes. - a meme I found.

Kontento na sa buhay niya si Donna. Meron na siya ng lahat ng pwedeng hilingin ng isang babae. Hindi siya mayaman at sikat pero meron naman siyang masayang pamilya, supportive na mga kaibigan, stable na trabaho at higit sa lahat, love life. Sa katunayan, limang taon na sila ni Jestoni. Nagtatrabaho ang nobyo niya sa Amerika para sa pamilya nito at para raw sa future nila. Mahirap para kay Donna ang malayo rito pero dahil mahal niya si Jestoni at may tiwala siya rito, tiniis niya ang lahat. Pero basta na lang bumaliktad ang mundo niya nang malaman niya mula sa nanay nito na tinatapos na nila ang relasyon nila dahil nagpakasal na ito sa isang Amerikana para makakuha ng green card. Lahat ng pangarap niya para sa kanilang dalawa ay naglaho at ang mga sakripisyo niya ay nabale-wala. Pakiramdam niya ay pinagkaisahan siya ng mundo. Para sandaling makalimot ay dinala siya ng mga pinsan niya sa isang bar upang panoorin ang paboritong banda ng mga ito—ang papasikat pa lamang na Tough Love. Doon ay nakilala niya ang gitarista na gwapo sana pero snob na si Bob Earvin Montelibano. Ang akala ni Donna ay makakalimot nga siya kahit pansamantala lang pero mukhang pinagkakaisahan yata siya ng tadhana. Nang gabi ring iyon, isang lalaking kapangalan ng ex niya ang nag-propose ng kasal sa nobya nito. Sila dapat iyon kung hindi lang siya nito ipinagpalit sa American dream nito! Nilayasan niya ang mga pinsan sa bar at sa hindi inaasahan ay sinundan siya ni Bob Earvin at sinigurong walang mangyayaring masama sa mga tao sa paligid niya—este sa kanya pala. Doon nagsimula ang friendship nila. And then Bob Earvin asked her out. Hindi iyon inaasahan ni Donna. Pumayag siyang makipag-date dito sa susunod na magkita sila. Pero may iba nang plano si Donna. Nang magkita sila ulit, dalawang taon na ang nakalipas at naghilom na ang sugatan niyang puso. Pumunta uli siya sa bar kung saan nagpe-perform ang Tough Love at hindi hamak na mas sikat na ang mga ito ngayon. Ang akala niya ay nakalimutan na siya ni Bob Earvin. Pero nagulat siya nang basta na lang siya nitong halikan. Para raw iyon sa pang-iindyan niya rito dalawang taon na ang nakararaan.

In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes. The owner named Luke— Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!" System: "..."

At 19, Elias is the embodiment of a dreamer lost in a world of history. With soft hazel eyes that always seem to be pondering the mysteries of ages past, Elias carries an air of introspection. He's got that quiet charisma – the type you don’t notice in a crowded room, but in a one-on-one conversation, his depth and passion for history become infectious. Deep down, Elias struggles with finding his place in the modern world. He's emotional, sensitive, and deeply attuned to the feelings of others, which can sometimes be overwhelming in today's chaotic digital age. Yet, he's endearingly genuine. He’ll often lose himself in a history book, feeling the emotions and experiences of those who lived centuries ago. Main Plot: Upon receiving an enigmatic pocket watch from his late grandfather, Elias discovers its time-traveling capabilities. But the journey isn't just about hopping through eras; he encounters iconic women who become genuinely captivated by his understanding and respect for their times. Cleo: "You're not like the men of my time, Max. You’re... different. Also, what's this 'Netflix' you keep talking about?" Max: "Ah, it's like... the modern Colosseum? Entertainment for the masses. Also, yeah, I’m different. I mean, I wear sneakers and know what memes are." While Max's journey with the pocket watch starts as a mere curiosity, it quickly becomes a profound exploration of human history, love, and the fine line between observation and interference. What's with the novel you say -Harem but main point is human relations, story telling and charcter devlopment -The mc is not sigma, alpha but he is no beta or anything you describe....He won't let people walk over him and don't start worshipping women.....but he acts according to situations -Intellegent mc......one who is history nerd to be honest - The mc is not gary stu but he overcomes odd due to plain one one conversation skills and knowledge he has -Harem girls are very appealing and he has personal maids too -No ntr................And don't believe i will do it because i never did it

Maru excused herself to the stranger. "Wait," pigil nito. "You don't look okay. Your lips are pale," pansin nito sa labi niya. Wala sa sariling napahawak siya sa kanyang labi. "Must be my nude lipstick," kaila niya. "Excuse me, Sir, pero kailangan ko na pong bumalik sa trababo." Magalang na aniya at inalis ang pagkakahawak nito sa kanyang kaliwang braso. Maging ito ay nagulat na nakahawak pala ito sa kanya. Ngunit bago pa siya makalayo ay tuluyan siyang bumuwal at bumangga sa dibdib nito. Umiikot na ang paningin niya at sigurado siyang hindi na niya kayang lumakad o kumilos mag-isa. Marahas na napamura ang lalaki at naramdaman na lamang niyang umangat ang kanyang mga paa sa sahig. Binuhat na siya nito at hindi na siya nakatanggi pa lalo na nang lumapat ang mukha niya sa matipunong dibdib nito. Hindi rin sinasadyang nasamyo niya ang panlalaking amoy nito na humahalo sa amoy ng alak. "Ang bango mo," wala sa sariling pansin niya rito. Mas lalo niyang binaon ang mukha sa dibdib nito Marahas itong suminghap at bahagyang dumiin ang pagkakahawak sa kanya. "Don't move too much. Baka mahulog ka," matigas ang tinig na sambit nito.

Pagmamahal. Isang bagay na maituturing na pundasyon sa mundo at isang koneksyon tungo sa isang tao. Pagmamahal, siyang nagbubuklod-buklod sa isang grupo ng tao. Isa na rito ang pamilya. At sa pamilyang ito, nariyan ang higit na pagmamahal ng magullang sa kanilang mga anak. At gagawin nila ang lahat upang ang kanilang anak ay magkaroon lamang ng magandang pamumuhay. Ito ang uri ng pagmamahal na mayroon si Josephine, ang ina na mag-isang nagtataguyod sa kanyang anak. Inang lubos ang pagpapahalaga sa kanyang nag-iisang anak, mabigyan lamang ng kinabukasang malliwanag pa sa sikat ng araw, mas malapad pa sa pangkaraniwang kalsada sa mundo, at mas malaki pa sa pinakamalaking mansyon sa buong mundo. Magsisimula ang ating estorya sa isang pampublikong ospetal sa lungsod ng Masinag. Sa isang kuwartong lulan ang doktor na siyang magpapaanak kay Josephine, ay maririnig ang tila hirap na pagsigaw ng babae. Nakapalibot dito ang doctor at mga nurses na tumutulong sa doctor. All rights reserved

A man who struggled and lived on earth reincarnated in a new world. When he was trying to become a county official, he was conscripted as a labor disciple from a cultivation sect. The novel is Xuanhuan type and written in first-person view. MC's past, his view on the world, his experience, and his way of life are described by adding some Memes in the Mix. Unlike the usual things that happened in Xuanhuan novel, MC doesn't have a cheat, Op Hax's ability, or Golden finger. Memes wouldn't be explicitly revealed for readers' enjoyment to find out themselves. Au Note, Meme songs would be properly revealed with (the singer - original song). I wrote this novel for readers who love Cultivation fantasy stories but are bored to see the usual cliche event.

Our mc Karl is a soldier serving as an engineer he is deployed in the conflict of the middle east he is a gamer a history nerd and avid reader of webnovel he is german-american ancestry When he is deployed he is tasked by his superior officers To build a fob (forward operation base) in the middle of butt fuck nowhere of course he is pissed Karl: man wtf is the high command thinking Building a fob in butt fuck nowhere *grumbles* *distand noise* Karl,: what is that must have been the wind he then hear a whistling sound and the alarm at the fob blaring Karl: oh fuck he shout he then scream enemy attack get down! Karl eun searching for cover Alas he is very unfortunate a stray bullet hit him in the leg and a mortar round heading he looks up at the sky and see a mortar shell Heading towards him in slow motion his live passed before his very eyes then he remembered a meme im used to be a Oblivion guard: im used to be a adventurer before i take an arrow to the knee It make him chuckles alas it is over he thought Maybe im gonna go get isekaid or something That is his last thought before his body is being shredded to a blodied swiss cheese You want to know more read it thats it

Just as any other days when 20-year-old Hans along with his friends play War Thunder in their custom match with all kind of mods they installed for more fun stuffs. Suddenly, during the fun, a portal appears at the D point where our stupid boiz decided to go through. And here comes their interesting new adventures! Author: this is my second try, I decided to discard the first one, I don't know but through time my ideas built up for the main characters started to be so cringe and boring that I had to stopped. So I start a new one with more fun and memes in it. And English is my second language so errors are expected. Btw enjoy my new book, it means for fun! And don't forget to check out my same novel on Wattpad! (It has pictures and memes there) DISCLAIMER: War Thunder belongs to Gaijin, not me! And any other references in this book also belong their respective owner!

A deity who works in a company but always attacks with gossip. Zelena Henderson, as a single mother, no one believes she's 30 years old when she looks younger than her age. Gossips circulate her apartment building, saying she gave birth to her twin when she was 15 and now dating random men in the city. However, she only shrugs her shoulder. Why would she care about this kind of gossip? No one knew her story. All she lives for is to survive and offer comfort to her twins, the center of her life: Janus and Aisha. For her, mortals are just ignorant of making up stories, not knowing who she is behind a MASK. • • • ZELENIA, Goddess of Moon. Violating the PRIESTESS SYSTEM, she did not regret a single thing. However, she must run away from the Celestial Universe to keep her children by her side. Living in the human world, she struggled to fit in, and she crosses people whose habit is to judge other lives... As time passes by, Zelenia grows fond of and loves the mortals. Meeting different Earthen individuals, she admires their capabilities to survive without having magic or power like the one she possesses. However, there is a reality she cannot hide from forever, but she has to face it. Excerpt: "Janus, Aisha... Let's go. It is time to meet your father," I told my children. Janus rides his Familiar, Lionel, and Aisha does the same with her Familiar, Sora. I wield my sword; a portal opens toward Niflheim Mountain, and tens fold of thousands of Dark Armies are waiting for me as I announce my arrival. * * * ENTRY to WPC 121: THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF SINGLE PARENTHOOD (Winner of Bronze Tier) Ongoing Novels: HIS CONTRACTUAL MISTRESS BURNING PASSION MY STUBBORN MISTRESS Follow me on Instagram and Facebook Page for videos, memes, and photos of the characters! instagram.com/eliseelleneth facebook.com/elise86elleneth Discord: https://discord.gg/8Uq28ef Happy Reading! (Disclaimer: Art credits to the owner. Found it on Pinterest. ^_^)

Malambing at masayahin si Alana. Ang kanyang ina ang tanging pinakaimportanteng tao sa buhay niya. Simpleng buhay ang kanyang kinalakihan sa isang napakagandang isla. Hanggang sa namatay ang kanyang ina, may isang tao na biglang nagpakita at gusto siyang ampunin at pangakong pagaaralin siya sa siyudad kaya pumayag siyang sumama rito. Hindi niya alam kung anong gagawin niya at kung anong buhay ang makakaharap niya pero sa kagustuhan ng kanyang ina na makapagtapos siya sa pag-aaral, isasakatuparan niya iyon. ~ ~ ~ Dahil sa isang eskandalong kinasangkutan ng isa sa business partner ni Roman, nadadamay siya pati na rin ang mga negosyo niya. Kaya nakipagkasundo itong bayaran lahat ng mga utang at ayusin ang iba pang mga problemang ginawa nito. Pero sa kasamaang palad, ni isang kusing wala itong maibigay. Laking gulat na lang niya na inalok siya nito ng isang 'bagay' para maging kabayaran nito. Hindi ito isang bagay dahil ang kabayaran nito sa kanya kundi ang sarili nitong anak.