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[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

By the fourth year of Su Wan's career, every league rookie hears the same warning from their coach and veteran teammates: "You can try to impress him. You can even try to defend him. But no matter what—no matter if he hurls the most brutal insults your way—never, ever talk shit to him!"

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Blurb: “I reject you! I will never accept you as my Luna!” These were the cruel words Melissa heard from Kane, her fated mate and the powerful Alpha of the Ambersy Pack. As the daughter of a shamed Alpha, Melissa has suffered a life of abuse and humiliation, treated worse than a slave. Kane’s refusal shatters her, but one night of passion binds them in a way neither can forget. Betrayed by her family and pushed into a loveless marriage, Melissa’s life falls into darkness. When tragedy hits, she flees, determined to leave behind the pain and loss. With the help of a rogue friend, Melissa learns she is more than just a helpless omega. She is the last daughter of a wolf goddess with unthinkable strength. Years later, a joint threat takes Melissa back to the Ambersy Pack, where she faces Kane once more. This time, she is no longer the weak girl he once rejected. As secrets unravel and enemies close in, Melissa must decide if she can forget the past and trust Kane with her heart again. In a world of betrayal, revenge, and forgiveness, will Melissa rise to claim her fate and find the love and happiness she deserves?

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

This Novel is original not a translated work After Aguda Empire now known as the African continent experienced the greatest civil war influenced by other continents and foreign beings. (if you want to know about Aguda Empire civil war Read AGUDA EMPIRE :- The Legend Of Omalinze AGUDA fell to her knees and her tribes clans and kingdoms were controlled by foreign forces that were beyond her power. Her only hope to rise and reclaim what was lost lay in the hand of the Devine prince whom prophecy claims will be born to rise from ashes and gods will tremble in his presence. will her champion help her or will he fail her like the other champions (The Prince of Aguda)

In the chilling depths of despair, Wan, a troubled teenager, finds himself trapped in a nightmarish cycle of depression that leads him to a harrowing decision—suicide. However, instead of finding peace, his attempt brings him back from the brink, resurrected but with a sinister twist: hell now resides within his mind. As Wan struggles to adjust to his new reality, he discovers that each time he falls asleep, he is plunged into a terrifying chapter of his own personal hell. These dreams manifest as twisted, nightmarish landscapes filled with grotesque apparitions that embody his deepest fears and regrets. The boundaries of his mind dissolve into a horrifying labyrinth, where he confronts haunting memories, vengeful spirits, and the darkness that once consumed him. Each encounter pulls him deeper into madness, revealing the terrifying consequences of his actions and the monstrous aspects of his psyche. With every sleepless night, Wan grapples with malevolent forces that threaten to unravel him completely. Yet, amidst the chaos, a flicker of hope ignites within him. Along his dark journey, he encounters fellow lost souls who also inhabit this horrific realm, forming a fragile alliance to combat the relentless nightmares. Together, they must confront their pasts, face their fears, and challenge the very essence of the hell they inhabit. "The Hell Within Me" is a gripping horror novel that delves into the terrifying intersections of mental illness and supernatural terror. As Wan battles the demons of his mind, he must uncover the truth behind his resurrection and confront the chilling question: can he escape the hell within, or will he become its eternal prisoner?

After the heartbreaking execution of his parents due to their lower status and their rebellion against the King of Varanasi. Sukoh Yadav a fourteen year old boy sets of to China along a merchant group to become a great General in China and to conquer his homecountry and abolish the very idea of caste.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

When an unexpected accident lands gamer and slacker Obie Williams in the unpredictable world of Kelst, he quickly learns that survival hinges on The System-a divine game where magic, monsters, and danger are terrifyingly real. With only a "Cursed Luck" boon ensuring misfortune at every turn, Obie must navigate a treacherous landscape filled with deadly creatures, volatile magic surges, and divided locals-some who see him as a savior and others who brand him a blasphemy. Something dark stirs in Kelst. Magic fluctuations wreak havoc, monsters grow bolder, and whispers of cosmic interference suggest that Obie's arrival-and survival-may be tied to a higher, perilous purpose. From battling bloodthirsty jackalopes to stumbling into an alliance with hardened adventurers, Obie must learn quickly or face the wrath of a world that kills slow learners. Will his cursed luck doom him, or can he turn misfortune into triumph and uncover the truth behind Kelst's growing unrest? A hilarious, action-packed journey where every mishap is a chance for greatness-or disaster. Cursed Luck Obie is a high-stakes, magical adventure for fans of underdog heroes and chaotic charm.

After Su Chaoxi was killed by her parents' blatant favoritism, she was reborn before her son became a murderer. Only after being reborn did she realize that the mother-in-law, whom her parents described as having a 'Buddha's mouth and a snake's heart,' was actually a people-pleaser; the twins whom they called inherently bad seeds were just neglected and lonely geniuses; and her domineering and brutal husband was actually a top-tier romantic! In this life, with her mother-in-law alive and her husband doting on her, Su Chaoxi held her children tight and fiercely slapped herself twice. The mistakes made in her last life, she swore to make up for in this one. - Xie Tianyin woke up one morning to discover that his restless wife, who previously would cry, make scenes, or threaten suicide, started to adopt a gentler approach to get together with his illegitimate younger brother. Xie Tianyin saw through everything, only wishing for her to stay by his side. But unconsciously, the reclusive and morose twins became increasingly cheerful, the depressive and pessimistic old mother smiled more and more, the business he was determined to ruin was thriving, and even his grandfather, who had been utterly disappointed with him, asked why he didn't visit home more often. Xie Tianyin: ??? What happened?

The tender girl, Li Qiao, transmigrated into a delicate bride in a poor family. A rural household registration, between two decrepit houses. What she didn't know was that the unambitious loser of a husband would one day become a commercial tycoon, possessing the highest status and countless wealth. She was even less aware that her reborn stepsister was determined to replace her and become the wealthy lady of the house. The stepsister often urged her to leave, "Brother-in-law drinks and fights, he's irresponsible and doesn't deserve you." Li Qiao was irritated on a daily basis, "He says he can annoy me to death." The stepsister added, "He's too poor, you and the child will follow him to a life of hardship." Li Qiao's face blushed with shyness, "He says one child is not enough to split up over, unless we have another one." The stepsister: ……

Li Tianzong is a lover of traditional Chinese culture in modern times, and has traveled to the New Song Dynasty to become a wealthy young man. He gradually adapted to and enjoyed ancient life, while utilizing modern knowledge to shine in ancient times. He saved Yang Yu by chance and established a deep relationship with her. Li Tianzong also had an emotional entanglement with Qiqi and established a connection with her through his piano skills. His maid Xiyun and Wan'er also established a deep master servant relationship with him. After his relationship with Yang Yu gradually warmed up, Li Tianzong decided to propose marriage to Yang Yu, but encountered some resistance during the process. The novel presents the life and love story of a modern person in ancient times from the perspective of Li Tianzong.

Six years ago, Lyon was untouchable-the best warrior, the epitome of strength and prowess. But in one swift moment, betrayal tore it all away. Framed, crippled, and imprisoned, he lost everything-power, freedom, and the woman he loved. His wife, devastated by his fall, faced the hardships of their shattered world alone. "Six years. I’ve waited six years for this," Lyon's voice is cold as he stares down at the man responsible for his downfall. His fingers tighten around the hilt of his sword, the weight of vengeance heavy in his heart. The world has changed since then, but Lyon hasn’t. He’s stronger. He’s wealthier. He’s unstoppable. And the time for revenge has finally come. The God of War has returned. His enemies in Lyon, arrogant in their power, quake at the mention of his name. With every battle he wins, with every opponent he shatters, he draws closer to reclaiming not just his empire but the woman who once loved him. Sommy Lanka-a woman who was by his side while he had it going, who disappeared on him in his very lowest time. The love he had lost six years prior, now that he has crawled his way to the top, leaves nothing to chance as he gets readied to recover the love torn from his bleeding heart. "I am not letting you go this time," Lyon whispers, his fingers brushing against Sommy's. Their eyes meet-an unsaid promise of love, power, and vengeance. Together, they will conquer the world, for Lyon won't stop until he has it all. His vengeance is not for the betrayal he faced but for the woman who had to bear the darkness alone. And he isn't the same man torn asunder by the world. He is Lyon Obi-the most dangerous warrior alive. This time, nothing will get in his way. Lyonic: high-octane, revenge-driven love of power and redemption. With pulse-pounding action, heart-stopping romance, and an unrelenting thirst for vengeance, Lyon's return becomes a force to be reckoned with. Will the rise in power be the ultimate victory of Lyon, or will his past betrayals crush him once again? Find out in this thrilling saga of love and war.

While chasing the serial killer who murdered his wife, Kang Yu-min died and transmigrated into a body of a 16 year old boy, Moon Gi-wan, who lived in an another world where cultivation existed. In this new world, martial energy was everything and it was everywhere in the environment like an oxygen. It was an essence of life to everyone. Without it, the world wouldn't work naturally. People would cultivate the martial energy to become stronger and reach greater heights through it. The higher one's cultivation is, the more that individual gets recognized by everyone in the world. When Kang Yu-min stumbles upon such world, he was confused at first and was also clueless on what to do next, but after searching for a purpose in life, he finally understood what he had to do and for that, he will go to extreme lengths and achieve it at any cost. Join Yu-min with his journey on becoming the strongest martial spirit cultivator in the world.

This was written by Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat (Ròu Bāo Bù Chī Ròu) so I do not own any of it, but enjoy! Massacring his way to the top to become emperor of the cultivation world, Mo Ran’s cruel reign left him with little satisfaction. Now, upon suffering his greatest loss, he takes his own life... To his surprise, Mo Ran awakens in his own body at age sixteen, years before he ever began his bloody conquests. Now, as a novice disciple at the cultivation sect known as Sisheng Peak, Mo Ran has a second chance at life. This time, he vows that he will attain the gratification that eluded him in his last life: the overly righteous shall fall, and none will dare treat him like a dog ever again! His furious passion burns most fiercely for his shizun, Chu Wanning, the beautiful yet cold cultivation teacher who maintains a cat-like aloofness in his presence. Yet despite Mo Ran’s shameless pursuit of his own goals, he begins to question his previously held beliefs, and wonders if there could be more to his teacher–and his own feelings–than he ever realized.

Irene’s life takes an unexpected turn when she had one night with Harold Marshall, a billionaire with a reputation for kindness yet shrouded in mystery. What begins as a professional relationship quickly transforms into something deeper as they navigate a maze of emotions, secrets, and dangers. When Irene’s mother becomes the target of a sinister plot, the arrival of two kidnapped surgeons reveals a chilling truth: someone is determined to see her family destroyed. With time running out, Irene and Harold must race against the clock to uncover who is behind the threats—and why. As the tension rises, so does the undeniable pull between them, forcing Irene to question her priorities and Harold to confront his own vulnerabilities. Together, they must risk everything to protect what matters most, even as danger closes in from every side. Shadows of Desire is a riveting tale of love, betrayal, and the lengths we go to for the ones we care about.

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Nana a young, beautiful and talented girl from a middle class background lived peacefully with her father in a village called "Zhao". one her 10th birthday her father was suddenly summoned by the king of zhao "cheoljeong", poor nana was asked to play outside with other children while waiting for the return of her father who was the commander of the royal army "Kim Dong-in". who knew that would be the last time she will ever set eyes on her father........

She wakes up in pain, her mind blank, and her heart racing as a stranger with silver eyes peers into hers. Elva doesn’t know her name, her past, or how she ended up unconscious in the wilderness. Rescued by Miguel and his sister, Fleur, she begins piecing together fragments of her identity, only to discover that the truth may be more dangerous than the void in her memory. Miguel, with his charm and quiet strength, becomes her anchor in this storm of uncertainty. But as Elva begins to heal, the secrets hidden in her past start to unravel—secrets that tie her to a world of fame, betrayal, and enemies she doesn’t remember. Miguel is drawn to her, yet he’s unprepared for the storm that follows when her past comes knocking. In meant to be , a journey of love, loss, and self-discovery unfolds. Will Elva reclaim her identity, or will the shadows of her forgotten life consume her? And can Miguel protect her when her own past threatens to tear them apart?

In a world that's ending who can you trust?

Wan awakens in a strange world with no memory of his past, struggling to find his place among the Tenebrians, a mysterious people who wield the power of Shade. As he trains and faces endless trials, Wan discovers his abilities go far beyond what he’s been taught. Battling his own doubts and the hardships of a fractured world, he is forced to confront betrayal, loss, and the secrets of his forgotten history. Determined to rise from the shadows of his past, Wan will fight to claim his destiny.

Liu Xun has lived a tough life for the past 25 years but he never complained about his hardships. However. When he was suddenly brought into a cultivation romance novel after he had just received his hard-earned promotion he finally lost it. "F*ck! Laozi was such a model citizen, Why are you doing this to Laozi?!" To make matters worse, both protagonists were cold-blooded murderers, especially the male lead, Wan Yu who was a bit of a psycho. He seemed to be at odds with everyone and enjoyed torturing people, especially the big villain, Wu Jing who was particularly miserable at the end. And he just happened to be that Wu Jing. Liu Xun: vomit blood jpg. Fortunately, every cloud has a silver lining and this new life of his is not beyond saving yet. Filled with determination, Liu Xun swore not to cross paths with the protagonists and lay low as an Outer disciple. Unfortunately, Heaven seemed to have another plan for him. Liu Xun put on an unfriendly face and turned to glare at a certain little boy, "Why are you following me?" The little boy timidly spoke, "... Can't I stay with you?" Liu Xun immediately replied, "No." Even though he decided not to be involved with him, as a normal grownup adult he still couldn't turn a blind eye toward the child abuse in the end. As a result, he ended up helping the little male protagonist a few more times. After some time passed, looking at the fair-faced harmless little boy, Liu Xun tiredly sighed like an old father. Never mind, I will raise him during my stay as the Heavenly Sect's Outer disciple and we will go on our ways in the future. Unbeknownst to him, in a place where he couldn't see, the little boy's eyes turned cold while silently observing him. Wan Yu who came back to the past a while ago dangerously narrowed his eyes. Who is this person? ... Should I just kill him? After some time passed, looking at this not-so-bright and foolish person, Wan Yu pinched the space between his eyebrows and gave an almost inaudible sigh. Nevermind. As long as this guy doesn't betray him he is willing to take him under his wings. A comedy-romance story with a model citizen (?) transmigrator shou x a black lotus reborn gong, no dog-blood drama. The cover doesn't belong to me. Everything is fictional and shouldn't be taken seriously.

~Our love will bring chaos to the world...but who cares~ Many eons ago when dragons still roamed the lands bringing peace and prosperity to it’s people. Then one day a dragon decided to rebel, it was known as the black dragon, the creature known to bring chaos and destruction along its wake. His actions had angered the gods and with that a curse was laid on him. That he would suffer for eternity, day and night, feeling the pain and sorrow of those he had cause pain and suffering to. But one god was merciful and said for if the black dragon found the reincarnation of the goddess Nu Wan and she remembered who he was, he would be made whole again. Fast-forward to the present day... "I've waited centuries, watching civilizations rise and fall, waiting for the day you'd arrive. And now, you deliver yourself to my doorstep?" The 199cm tall CEO of DK Corporation, with eyes that burned like embers, pinned a nervous-looking woman against the bedstead. He could smell the scent of the goddess all over her. "Pardon me, sir, I'm just a maid who got hired today. I don't understand what you're talking about?" The man's face paled, his grip on her arms tightening. "Do you not remember who I am?" The woman shook her head, confusion etched on her face. This was her first meeting with the enigmatic CEO. "They deceived me! What is your name?" "Nu Wan..." The man's voice was low and husky as he pulled her closer. "Listen, Nu Wan. You belong to me now. You'll love and adore me, and no matter what it takes, you must remember who I am." Nu Wan's ordinary life is turned upside down when she meets the eccentric CEO, who turns out to be the dragon king and her betrothed. Now, she's tasked with the mission to remember their past and break the curse that has haunted him for centuries.

Lilian fleur Queen, jest pół Brytyjką i pół Filipinką. Jej matka była byłą członkinią organizacji zabójców, która zakochała się w jej ojcu, którego uważała za zwykłego faceta. Ale okazało się, że był interpolem. Organizacja wpadła we wściekłość z powodu tego, co zrobiła jej matka, myśląc, że jest kretem w organizacji w tamtym czasie i wydała rozkaz zabicia jej rodziców, w tym jej. Ale odkrywając, jak utalentowana jest Lilian. Obie strony, rząd i zabójcy, zmieniają plan Zaczęli być obsesyjnie nastawieni na zdobycie dziecka. Ale jej rodzice są zbyt wyrozumiali, aby zawsze się od nich wymykać, przez ponad sześć lat. Ale potem pojawił się młody gość, najlepszy zabójca klasy, który przeszedł szkolenie w rządzie, udało mu się ich znaleźć, ale informacja wyciekła do organizacji zabójców po drugiej stronie. I tam sytuacja stała się do bani.