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" Mon Chat est débile" suit les aventures hilarantes de Nao, un chat aussi idiot qu'attachant , qui transforme chaque moment du quotidien en chaos absolu. Entre vols de nourriture ratés, sprints de panique et combats contre des ennemis imaginaires, sa famille tente tant bien que mal de vivre une vie normale........ mais avec Nao c'est mission impossible.

The popular VR game Flanard Ford Online has been breaking records for 3 years in a row, due to the unique mechanics and plot of the game itself in the open world, where you can choose a mount animal, passing story quests and additional quests, becomes stronger with your beast. And one day, such a game was presented to our main character, 25-year-old Atlas, a former special forces soldier who was fired from his post yesterday. "Hmm, let's see what happens." [Are you ready, my dear adventurer]

Book One: After Lilith's mysterious disappearance, Ivy must follow her mother's last instructions, leading her to a bizarre land with new and foreign people. Unbeknownst to her, the people of that land are aware of her eventual arrival. However, they are also wary as they've received a prophecy that Ivy could be the savior of their colony or the one who destroys it. Book Two: Still, Zoe is left feeling distracted and distant several months later. Hope is not lost as she receives surprising news that she may(if she plays her cards right) be able to see Ivy again. Book Three: ---------------------------- Next Up is that one dream we all had when we were kids. When we would leave home in search of adventure and all sorts of creatures in our imaginations ran wild in this world. ----------------------------- I will update this story every Monday and now Saturday with a new chapter. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com" as well as ScribbleHub

A young woman named Black is recruited into the army as a combat medic amid a brutal war against neighboring nations. As tensions escalate toward a full-scale world war, both sides wield devastating modern and magical weaponry, designed solely for destruction. Thrown into the heart of the conflict, Black must navigate the horrors of war, torn between her duty to save lives and the relentless machinery of death surrounding her.

Young Nishida, a freshman in college, is struggling to survive in Tokyo. Food, rent, college to pay for... Learning of his friend's problem, Carl, a foreigner and Nishida's only friend in the city, tells him that he knows a friend of a friend who knows about a new job that could help Nishida. [Nishida has joined the Closed Natural Insemination Group.] “What the hell is this, Carl?!” In this way, Nishida is introduced to the hidden world of Natural Inseminations, where couples pay to have children by men like Nishida. So, Nishida ends up getting into a series of marital messes at the same time as he enters the most actively sexual phase of his entire life: the beginning of college.

Tired of Naruto fanfics where the MC is from the modern world but failed to introduce even a modern pen. Talk about lost potential. This isn't your typical overpowered reincarnation story. MC's journey is one of progressive power-ups, fuelled by his scientific brilliance and a relentless drive to improve the world around him. Forget instant god-like abilities; MC starts small, applying his medical knowledge to revolutionise local healthcare, then gradually introducing concepts like basic modern microbiology, scientific agriculture, and eventually, more complex technologies. He's not just a ninja; he's a visionary, building an empire of innovation and change but also preparing for the war-torn period yet to come.

In a world where martial arts and medicine coexist, Lu Feng is born into an ordinary family. Despite a deep interest in martial arts from a young age, his impoverished background prevents him from joining a martial arts sect. However, after a fateful encounter, he comes into possession of a legendary medical text, The Nine Heavens Divine Physician Manual. This book not only grants him extraordinary medical talent but also unlocks his hidden potential in martial arts. After mastering the basics of medicine, Lu Feng begins healing the sick and injured, earning him recognition in the martial world. His medical skills are unmatched, and his fame spreads far and wide. Yet, his true ambition lies not in merely becoming a renowned physician, but in combining medical expertise with martial arts to become the Medicine Immortal of the martial world. As Lu Feng's skills continue to grow, he makes significant strides in martial arts as well. With his unique combination of medical knowledge and martial abilities, he becomes a respected figure in the Jianghu (martial world). His rise attracts attention from both allies and enemies, and his journey becomes intertwined with the mysterious disappearance of his father. As Lu Feng unravels the truth behind his father's disappearance, he discovers a dark conspiracy lurking in the shadows of the martial world. A powerful force seeks to control both martial arts and medicine for their own nefarious purposes, threatening the stability of the entire world. To protect his loved ones and the Jianghu, Lu Feng must confront powerful foes, solve medical mysteries, and uncover the hidden truths of the martial world. His path is one of self-growth and constant challenges, as he faces enemies and uncovers the deeper secrets of the Jianghu, ultimately having to make a choice that will shape the future of the martial world.

At 18 years old, Hikaru Sano is a published novelist on the brink of a breakdown. Struggling with deadlines, a writer’s block that feels more like a writer’s mountain, and a growing pile of unpaid bills, Hikaru’s life is spiraling out of control. That is, until he’s forced to hire an assistant—Miyuki Hoshino, a no-nonsense college freshman who dreams of something more than just being another cog in the system. Miyuki is organized, sarcastic, and the complete opposite of Hikaru. She walks in ready to help him get his life together—if only he’d get his act together long enough for that to happen. Between surviving last-minute rewrites, chaotic deadlines, and an editor who could break a man just by typing in all caps, they find themselves stuck in an unlikely partnership. As the two spend late nights working together, an undeniable connection begins to form. But there’s a problem: both Hikaru and Miyuki are too shy, too awkward, and way too stubborn to admit their growing feelings. Add in some dark humor, a touch of romance, and a lot of writer’s angst, and you get a comedic ride through the unpredictable world of book deadlines, creativity, and finding love where you least expect it—between the lines.

In short, this story tells us about the events that take place in a place that could be your town, my town. In theory, it's a drama of life, a romance considered by many to be something outside of what is established by most authorities and at the same time something entertaining to pass the time and learn about some of the topics that the story deals with.

Haruto Takeda, a twelve-year-old prodigy with a passion for football management, has spent years honing his skills in the virtual world of “Global Football Manager 2050”. Born into a wealthy family, Haruto has always had the resources to pursue his dreams, but he yearns for something more than just playing games. When a bold idea strikes him—to create a real football team from scratch—he sets out on an ambitious journey to turn his virtual expertise into reality. Leaving behind the comforts of his luxurious home, Haruto ventures into the nearby village of Hanamura, where he discovers a group of passionate but disorganized players. Despite their skepticism, Haruto convinces them to let him take the reins as their manager. With his sharp mind, strategic thinking, and unwavering determination, he begins to transform the ragtag group into a cohesive team. But the road to success is far from smooth. Haruto faces challenges at every turn—doubt from the players, opposition from rival teams, and the pressure to prove himself as a young leader. Along the way, he learns valuable lessons about teamwork, perseverance, and the true meaning of leadership. As Haruto and his team grew stronger, they set their sights on competing in local tournaments, aiming to make a name for themselves in the world of football. But their journey is about more than just winning games; it’s about proving that age and background don’t define one’s potential. “Team Up” is an inspiring tale of ambition, friendship, and the power of believing in oneself. Through Haruto’s eyes, readers will experience the thrill of chasing a dream, the struggles of overcoming obstacles, and the joy of achieving the impossible. This heartwarming and action-packed story will resonate with anyone who has ever dared to dream big and fight for what they believe in.

He was supposed to be off-limits. Now, he’s the only thing Wuxian can’t let go. Liang Wuxian is a man of control…ruthless in business, distant as a father, untouchable in every way. But when a delicate, soft-spoken nanny steps into his world, everything fractures. Shen Yuze is too fragile, too innocent… too damn tempting. One stolen kiss turns into an obsession. One desperate touch turns into a claim. But Wuxian isn't the only one watching. His best friend, Feng Jianyu, sees Yuze's beauty too. And his ex-wife, Meilin, is ready to burn everything down to keep Wuxian in check. Possessive rage, toxic passion, and an addiction that neither man can fight..Wuxian doesn’t just want Yuze. He needs him. Owns him. And if anyone tries to take him away? They’ll have to deal with a man who has never learned how to share.

They were like parallel lines. Always by each other's side yet never together. Their paths were meant to be never intersected. But a bridge was laid down when the moon shone red. Two souls, who were never meant to be one. Would their days be peaceful? Or would fate have another game to play?

The rural youth received the Medical Immortal's inheritance, and from then on, peach blossoms bloomed, and great fortune arrived! In the countryside, he used superb farming techniques to cultivate the land, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity. In the city, he used peerless medical prescriptions to save the dying and heal the injured, and people regarded him as the reincarnation of a Divine Doctor. With the Perspective Divine Eye and the golden touch of his fingers... when many divine abilities were bestowed upon him, he never failed.

In the pursuit of wealth and land, cultivation was actually a very expensive luxury activity. Having unintentionally received the legacy of the legendary cultivator, alchemist, and medical scholar Ge Hong, the simple mountain man Ge Dongxu began to earnestly make money. While most people were still in high school, he had already started to earn money for his alchemy and cultivation as he studied. While most college students were worried about the expenses of having a girlfriend, he had already become a boss. When most college graduates were busy sending out resumes in search of a job, and rich second-generation kids were showing off sports cars in front of beauties, he had already become a super-rich heir, and of course, a supreme medical saint hidden in plain sight.

A medical genius who traveled back to the 80's in the body of an 17 year old woman.

Call it petty or perhaps foolish, if you will, but to Lauren, his small revenge became the last saving straw in his drowning life. Lauren became suicidal after finding out that his parents were both alive but had discarded him as a baby right after his birth just for being born different and yet raised his twin sister with so much love and affection. So as a coping mechanism, he made it his life mission to teach them a small lesson by denying his sister, Laura, the joy of being with the only man that she has ever loved as a little token of payment for this unfairness. For years, Lauren lay in wait as he worked as a bar host and planned his simple but well-elaborated revenge against his parents' "golden child." But finding out that he was pregnant with another man's baby not so long after the wedding was never part of his plans. So Lauren knew then that it was time to draw the curtains closed before his "husband" found out that he had been duped. He needs to RUN! So what happens when this said husband too has no intention of letting him get away with this scot-free and intends to find his "fake" wife and make sure that he pays for his deception? What happens then when he realises that the man that he has been searching for is none other than the very husband that he has been running away from? Will he go and claim him back, or will he let his sister be with him, rather? And what if, while Lauren thought that everything that was happening was as a result of his own game plan, he was rather just a pawn in someone else's chess? *** Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading. Thank you.

At a young age, Anya's only dream was to live a simple and peaceful life. But it seemed fate had other plans for her - to become an orphan and roam the streets. Until she was kidnapped by the country's largest crime syndicate. She was forced to do and follow every mission assigned to her just to survive. Despite everything, her dream remained the same - to live a simple life. A mission was assigned to her in exchange for her freedom. She was to pretend to be someone else and become the fiancée of Christian Oliver Carter. How long could Anya keep up the act? Could she accomplish this mission if the secrets of her past were revealed? What if fate didn't agree with her again and wanted to ruin her life? Would she ever be able to escape the world she was trapped in?

Emilia Yoon, mourning her mother's death, finds solace on a beach one morning, catching the eye of artist James Kim. Captivated, he secretly sketches her and leaves her the drawing, thinking their paths won't cross again. Fate intervenes one night, bringing them together unexpectedly. As their connection deepens, they navigate grief, love, and life's unpredictability together. *Updated every Thursday evening*

Dive into the captivating world of David Roberts, a quirky 30-year-old cashier at Food Lion in Winston-Salem! His ordinary life takes a thrilling turn when he uncovers a tantalizing secret, thrusting him into the shadowy underbelly of North Carolina. Join David on a wild ride filled with desire and temptation as he navigates the allure of the Red Line in downtown Winston and confronts the seductive ghosts of his past. As night falls, boundaries blur, and common sense fades. Will he resist the intoxicating pull of the Red Line, or will it unravel his deepest desires? Secrets and danger await around every corner in this electrifying adventure!

(This dramedy book is also known as ”Cheriot’s Standline”.) Alvin Fernsby is a 23-year old man who, to some people, is sarcastic and just a snarky know-it-all, as do his parents that make his life an absolute hell to live in. One day, while going on a walk with his dog Lain, the duo get sucked into another world, encountering fresh faces and a new place to explore. However, there is a looming danger out for the duo...

For centuries, the last remnants of humanity have lived in a city sealed within an impenetrable glass wall, safe from the devastation that erased the rest of the world. No one has entered. No one has left. Until now. When a bloody handprint appears on the outside of the wall, fear and curiosity grip the city’s inhabitants. Dr. Harper, along with his adoptive children, Takeda and Irene, joins an expedition beyond the barrier, determined to uncover the truth about the world they were taught no longer existed. Meanwhile, back in The City, Eve—a woman who chose to stay behind—begins to unravel secrets buried beneath the city, ones that challenge everything they believe about their past and their survival. As the team ventures into the unknown, they discover that the world outside is not as lifeless as they had imagined. An old enemy waits beyond the wall—one responsible for humanity’s near extinction. What was meant to be a salvage operation becomes a battle for survival, forcing them to question not just who their true enemies are, but what it truly means to be human. Two paths. One truth. And a choice that will decide the fate of the last city on Earth.

A wonderfully written story of two siblings.

Liam White, a talented but rebellious athlete, has frustrated every manager he’s had. Enter Isabella, a strict, disciplined manager assigned to turn his career around. With her tough love and unwavering dedication, Isabella pushes Liam to reach his full potential, challenging his limits both on and off the field. As their intense training sessions bring them closer, their professional bond turns into something more. Amid the pressure of upcoming competitions, Liam finds himself falling for Isabella. Now, with love on the line and the stakes higher than ever, Liam must decide if he’s willing to fight for both victory and Isabella’s heart.

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* At night He was rugged and untamed. That one steamy night left Grace utterly captivated. She coyly stretched out her dainty, snow-white feet, hooking them around his waist as she softly laid down her terms: For the first time, no staying overnight. The second time, the moment he got himself a significant other, she'd vanish from his side. Later on, their liaison would remain strictly on a physical level. No strings of money attached, no emotional fetters, just the most primal and unadulterated desires that flared up when night fell, entwining them like a web spun by countless spiders. And once the moment had passed, she'd straighten her skirt and turn her back on him, cold as ice. *During daytime He was the heir to a vast business empire, now impeccably dressed in a sharp suit, exuding an air of aristocratic reserve. He extended his hand to her with a polite smile, “Hello, Grace.” Grace gritted her teeth in secret dismay. She hastened to call off whatever was brewing between them, only to find herself cornered against the dressing room by the man, with no way out. In that cramped space, he was a relentless predator, and she, his irresistible quarry. His firmness pressed against her soft curves, setting every inch ablaze. Outside the door, her female colleagues were swooning over his chiseled abs. Just a thin partition away, he locked his arm around her willowy waist, seized her delicate hand, and guided it to rest on his taut abdomen, his voice dripping with a sultry allure, “Thought you could slip away? It's far too late for that.”

Just a chat group made by the System to let its various hosts Interact with others. The hosts are confused, but it didn't seem to be that bad? Well, at least until they started to talk to each other.

The Last Line Paris, 17th century. In the shadowed alleys and lavish halls of a city divided by wealth and cruelty, Tartelune lives a life that is not his own. Forced by his father—a ruthless comprachico—to masquerade as a girl, he is trapped between poverty, deceit, and the hunger of men who see him as nothing more than a commodity. With twin sisters to protect and a mother bound to a brothel, Tartelune dreams of escape. But when fate entangles him in the clutches of Mr. Dolan, a monstrous nobleman who wishes to claim him as a bride, his world tightens into an unbreakable chain of servitude. Is there hope for a boy who was never allowed to exist? In a world where innocence is sold and love is a dangerous secret, Tartelune walks the fine line between survival and despair. But the last line of the comprachicos is never written in ink—it is carved in flesh. A tale of identity, betrayal, and tragedy, The Last Line explores the forgotten souls of history—those who were never meant to be remembered.

Noah always felt like a shadow in his own family. With an older brother like Henry—ruthless, violent, and always in control—Noah was trapped between expectation and fear. Art was his escape, the only thing that was truly his. But when an art battle meant to determine the best artist takes a dark turn, Noah finds himself caught in a war far bigger than a canvas. Liam, sharp-tongued and fearless, has made too many enemies, and Henry is at the top of that list. What started as a personal grudge has escalated into an all-out hunt, with gangs and dangerous alliances stacking the odds against Liam. As tensions rise and fists fly, Noah is forced to choose: stay hidden in the shadows or step into the chaos and take control of his own fate. In a world where art and violence collide, dreams are drawn in lines of ink—but survival is written in blood.