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Desperate Pee

Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!

This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume... Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.' To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, transforms the manual into something extraordinary. Guided by the Jade Sword, he is able to pierce through everything. Later, as his mastery over various methods grows, Duan Yun, carrying the philosophy of 'the enlightened benefit the world,' never keeps secrets and spreads martial arts across the land. Who would have thought... "Duan the Demon misled me! He said this technique enhances yin and yang, but now I can only squat to pee, boo hoo..." "It was the Demon who taught me this 'Seven Parts Returning Qi'. Instead of blessing me, it brought disaster—I either get killed or step in dung. The fortune-teller said I've lost seventy percent of my luck." "Don't trust a word of what Demon Duan says! The fairy of the Myriad Wonders Palace was supposed to ascend the whole palace to the heavens, but in one night, she was possessed and turned into a demoness, all due to that old demon Duan's handiwork!" ... Duan Yun finds this incomprehensible. All he did was practice martial arts, spread techniques, and occasionally emulate the laws of nature, so how did he become notorious as a demon? This is slander! The same techniques cause no issues for me, so the problem lies with you all, not me!
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QT: Comfort The Protagonist [BL]

Yu Taeyun thought he will have it easy tackling the yandere protagonists after spending years in the villain department playing all kinds of twisted villains. Seeing the employees in yandere department freaking after travelling into only one world, a word came into his mind " over-dramatic ". Taeyun: " Yandere can't be that bad , can they ?. I mean , I have played most twisted kind of villains . The villains are the word. His friend laughed mockingly. Friend: " You haven't face a real yandere . Wait until you face one . You will definitely pee your pants." Taeyun: " As if that is ever going to happen." Taeyun scoffed off . Later that day , he transferred to the yandere department and was forced to transmigrate into various worlds filled with yandere's . Experiencing the atrocious and outrageous acts by the hands of Yandere , Taeyun kowtowed and said , " I was wrong. Please someone take me away from here ". ML (holding chains made of gold) : " Baby are you trying to run away ? " The smile didn't meet his eyes and Taeyun was scared for his life . Taeyun: " Ofcourse not . How can be that possible. I will never leave you ". Taeyun said gritting his teeth tightly. ML : " Good. You remember my teachings well . Three things you should never think about, can you repeat what are they ? " Taeyun (with sweety forehead) : First, never think about another man. Second, never think about abandoning you. Third, never think about escaping you . ML : " Good boy " Finally , after hopping multiple worlds , Taeyun completed his mission and returned but with an extremely possessive, scary and 'YANDERE' wife . #gongmc #gongprotagonist #topmc #topproatgonist #yandereml #sememc #semeprotagonist #shouml #ukeml #bottomml #obsessivelove #abusivelove #toxiclove
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