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Pyro Genshin

DIGITAL TECH GUARD RECOVERY / FASTEST CRYPTOCURRENCY RECOVERY EXPERT

WhatsApp: +1 (443) 859 - 2886 Email @ digitaltechguard.com Telegram: digitaltechguard.com Website link: digitaltechguard.com The scent of freshly brewed espresso and vintage Led Zeppelin records should have been my retirement anthem. But I was hunched over a computer in my still-under-construction vinyl record cafe, screaming at a blockchain explorer as if it just ridiculed my acoustic session. My life savings, $430,000 worth of Bitcoin, carefully earned over a decade of writing alt-rock ballads for car commercials, vanished into thin air. The culprit? Some smooth "investment manager" who'd promised me "Taylor Swift-level returns" on crypto staking, then bailed faster than my band's 2008 reunion tour.  The scam was a cringe symphony.Guy had a LinkedIn profile dotted with adjectives such as "Web3 maestro" and "DeFi virtuoso," an autotuned elevator jazz playing website, and a contractual loophole big enough to drive a tour bus through. I signed over access like a groupie handing over backstage passes. Poof. Gone. Money. My café's espresso machine sat in its box, accusatorially. My spouse said I needed to "get a real job again." Even my dog gave me the side eye. Enter my drummer, Chad, a guy who had escaped a festival pyro tragedy by jumping into a kiddie pool. He texted me: "Bro, look at Digital Tech Guard Recovery. They're crypto Roadies." I pictured a group of pierced hackers in black hoodies, blowing gum and cracking firewalls. Good enough. Digitals crew followed the scambot's trail with the ferocity of a producer hunting for the perfect bassline. The crook had routed my Bitcoin through privacy coins, obscured wallets, and exchanges located in countries that I couldn't spell. Their engineers stalked his path like a creep watching a pop star's concert tour schedule, in cooperation with Interpol and a Cypriot bank used also as a hub for meme stocks. As it turns out, my "maestro" had become careless, stashing money in a wallet associated with a failed NFT venture named "Aping for Jesus." Typical. Sixteen days later, my wallet beeped. Balance returned. No taunting, only a curt email: "Scammer's assets frozen. Your money's back. Buy better speakers." I blasted "Eye of the Tiger" through the café sound system, shocking a hipster with oat milk. The espresso machine finally came online. Digital Tech Guard Recovery didn't just restore my cryptocurrency; they wrote the encore for my midlife crisis. My café exists today, littered with grail-worthy records on the walls and a tip cup emblazoned "ETH accepted." Chad's no longer on the espresso machine, but he's got free coffee for life. If your cryptocurrency is ever swindled by a cyber rockstar, don't go into existential tailspin. Call the Digitals. They'll turn your faceplant into a victory lap. Just maybe screen your "maestros" harder than your band's setlist.
Bobby_felix · 231 Views

Undercover Superstar: The Birth of Xiaolang

DISCLAIMER: I am currently revising and rewriting this novel from scratch. As long as this disclaimer is still here, it means it's still being revised. It is exclusively only being polished here on Webnovel. So if you read it on another site (that stole from here), then those sites will only have the outdated versions. Latest revision: October 2024 ----- Li Tian is the hottest young male artist within the South of Huaxia. With his stunning good looks and sultry deep voice, people all around can’t help but swoon. Not to mention being a member of the renowned Li Family and born with a silver spoon, a deep arrogance was ingrained into his bones. Hardly a likable character, but hey, he is THE Li Tian. And life is great for our adorable Tian Tian. Unfortunately, not just readers dislike our arrogant ML. Included in his filthy rich lifestyle is a sea full of sharks that just can’t wait for the moment he bleeds a little. Thus he needs to find a way to get away from it all. A way to blend in with the crowd and be... someone else. Obviously with his obnoxious attitude, being low profile and reigning in his tongue is ANYTHING but easy... _______________________________ This is a prologue to Undercover Superstar: A Song of Pyros and Snowflakes Thus I plan on finishing it as soon as possible! Please support my work! It really helps out! Buy me a coffee (≖ ‿ ≖) ko-fi.com/azzack Donate on Paypal ⁽(◍˃̵͈̑ᴗ˂̵͈̑) paypal.me/azzack
Azzack · 160.9K Views

The Dragons Claim

[Warning Mature content R18] "Please, you have to help me!" "Calm down Miss Malhotra, we'll do everything we can to keep you safe." Said the officer. Suddenly gun shots were fired from below the ground and my heart raced seeing Henry Verrono the guy with insane pyro powers enter the precinct that I was locked up in. . . . Kiana Malhotra is in a bit of a pickle. After moving in with her new guardian aunt Bella due to the passing of her mother, Kiana adjusts to her new life at the Verrono estate. After attending a new prestigious school and making some friends, Kiana seems to be adjusting well to her new life. However, when she accidentally exposes her powers to her science teacher things get ugly when he turns out to stalk her and demand to know what she really is. Kiana is not an ordinary human, and only Bella knows this. It's not long before when the other secret dragons whom have been sworn not to expose their flaming secret find out the real truth about her. After Kiana saves Henry's life, he is hell bent on making her his. Atlas, Jason his adoptive brother won't allow it since he's her boyfriend. Kiana can't deny that there is chemistry between Henry and her, but she keeps on evading him especially since he's got a girlfriend. For many reasons unknown, Henry can't dump is girlfriend and still pursues Kiana. However after she finds out their deadly flaming secret, she decides to flee at all cost. She doesn't want to stick around after she finds out, that they kill any witness left alive. R18/DRAGONS/SECRETS/ENEMIESTOLOVERS/WEAKTOSTRONG/SURVIVAL/KIDNAP/FATEDMATE/THRILLER/ROMANCE/
Rain_Hero219 · 31K Views
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