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Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Three months after his sister's mysterious death, David embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the legendary End Crystal, a mythical artifact said to have the power to resurrect the dead. Driven by grief and determination, he ventures into a world teeming with danger, where ancient secrets and relentless enemies threaten to derail his quest. As David faces trials that test his strength, wit, and resolve, he discovers that bringing his sister back may come at a price greater than he ever imagined.

In a world trapped in eternal frost, Kael, a cursed exile hunted for his forbidden power, discovers a medallion tied to an ancient secret. Teaming up with Lira, a fierce warrior, they unravel a truth that could thaw—or destroy—their world.

In a world filled with monsters, demons, and magic users born with elemental powers, a boy is born without any magic or elements. Despite this, he possesses monstrous strength and speed, faster than light. Armed with a mysterious sword that can change shape, he fights against an unknown cosmic force. His journey leads him to uncover the secrets of his origins and the true nature of the universe.

Magic and Wizards; Superhumans and Superheroes. Science and technology; Gods and Sovereigns, Blessings and Curses... The one who faces them all yet lives to tell the tale, what should they be called? Across the two continents of East and West lays the beautiful and majestic mountains of Eversin. Above, the even more majestic Blue Sky as it casts it's serene eyes everywhere — may it be the tranquil water or the chaotic storms. Yet, what surpassed all of this was the incident of the Blackest Depths. ... Volume1: Twilight — Completed. Volume2: Bright Night — Coming soon!

Love is a strange phenomenon as it can make you go an extra mile just as Jackson Jones who took a job as a university lecture just to see the love of his life that is now one of the pupils he teaches. What lengths will he go to get what he wants to be as the woman he wants is not as simple as she appears to be . if you like your boys more ripe and red like strawberries stick around

L'histoire se déroule sur un continent où la magie et d'autres créatures magiques telles que des dragons, des ogres et d'autres existent. Ce continent, vieux de plusieurs siècles, a vu tant de sang couler et tant de guerres éclater. Treize familles se battent depuis des siècles pour la domination du continent, mais seule une famille a pu imposer sa domination sur les douze autres pendant plus de trois mille ans, grâce à leur magie, mais surtout à leurs dragons. Cependant, un événement majeur va changer le cours de l'histoire.

i head the door click open and close and I needed no one to tell me my Mama was home already. I stood up from the bed heading out to welcome her when I heard. "Ada start packing we are going to Korea" My world halted, everything just stood still, time just stopped. "What". I whispered disbelieving. The soft clicking sound of her heels brought me back to reality, I hurried to the stairs meeting her on her way to her room. "What did Just say" I had to respectful ask,composing myself despite the excitement bubbling up in me.In Nigeria,you don't behave anyhow Infront of your Mama it's a training most Nigeria children were taught. " We are going to Korea" My Mama repeated despite her irritation on repeating something she already said or done. "I have a serious Business there and get bought the earliest flight there which is tomorrow, so start packing."she said stepping into her room. I quickly ran inside my room and jumped on my bed, I pressed the pillow on my face and screamed which came out muffled. I can't believe this. I'M GOING TO KOREA. Ada Davis is the name, she a Nigerian as much as she is a Korean she has a nak for dance, she I s. popular tiktoker who is very well known in Africa because of her precise dance moves and her asian-like,she is the only daughter her single mother who the CEO of a construction company. She come to Korea under the influence of her mother shifting work to new country because of its projects. she loves Korea and everything about it and is excited to get to school there and infact do everything there but what happens when the solitude she hopes get there when she fibd out who she truly is, she only knows her Nigerian nationality but not her Korean'swhat happens when she is being targeted to murder just because of it fine out it. BLACK BARBIE.

United Nations Interplanetary Command scientists have discovered that Earth will become uninhabitable in 2401. In early 2399, a fleet with experimental technology was assembled to locate an immediately habitable planet. However, the fleet is almost immediately engaged by alien forces. Now facing opposition from a superior foe, the fleet must find a way to defeat the enemy and complete the mission. This story follows three characters: Alpha Nine, a Drengr Super soldier, who's past is so classified that he uses a pseudonym instead of his real name. Mark Helms, another, older Drengr super soldier. He's a legend, even amongst his peers, and probably the most decorated soldier in history. Tacitus Killgore, the captain of the USS Amber Clad, one of the fleet's destroyers. He is an experienced Commander in the United States Space Force. Inspired by Halo and Space Battleship Yamato.

He then moved his hands beneath my dress and ripped it apart. I gasped. ''.....You are perfect....'' He whispered, hoarse, unclear. ''Damian'' I hushed. I leaned in closer, deeper into his chest. He stood still behind me caressing the heat on my skin. Fingers grazing my bare stomach, up the ample of my breasts. Circling seductively around them, rubbing slowly on the hardened tips............ ''I'm going to make you scream tonight...'' #### Sky thought she had a perfect life until one night when her innocence was ripped away by someone she trusted the most. The table turned and her life became Darker Than Black!

The BLACK HUNTERS, team tasked with executing dangerous missions to ensure security and stability, Leo joins this team after his mother's mysterious death, propelling him into a journey to search for the killers behind her murder, Leo embarks on dealing with dangerous tasks and deadly challenges he faces during his quest, He encounters many problems and conflicts while executing the missions, making his journey full of tension and excitement. Over time, Leo uncovers a dangerous conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, and he must confront it and protect himself and his team from escalating dangers. Events unfold to reveal intertwined threads of betrayal, revenge, and political conspiracies, placing Leo in the heart of the conflict between conflicting forces.

Jopardi adalah seorang pria yang merupakan seorang keturunan dari keluarga militer. Dia memiliki sebuah kemampuan yaitu melintasi lubang hitam tanpa harus menggunakan alat khusus. Awalnya dia tidak menyangka bahwa dari sekian banyak kandidat yang di ikut sertakan untuk mengikuti test hanya dialah yang bisa lolos melintasi sebuah objek yang bernama lubang hitam tersebut. Kehidupannya berubah drastis ketika dia sudah mulai dengan percobaan-percobaan yang di lakukan oleh sebuah organisasi yang bernama Cavalry. Bahkan dia harus berpisah dengan keluarganya demi menjaga keluarganya agar tetap aman. Kontroversi demi kontroversi yang mencuat membuat Jopardi seakan tidak mengerti kehidupan apa yang sedang dia jalani saat ini. Dia pun dihadapkan dengan sebuah tanggung jawab yang begitu besar. Yaitu menyelamatkan masa depan. Dia mendapatkan sebuah misi untuk melakukan percobaan melintasi lubang hitam melalui sebuah portal. Jopardi banyak dihadapkan dengan kejadian yang tidak pernah dipikirkan sebelumnya. Akankah Jopardi bisa memikul beban besar yang berada di hadapannya saat ini? Dan apakah kehidupan cintanya dengan seorang wanita bernama Juni akan bisa berakhir dengan bahagia?

Despair in gratefulness, relief in agony. That's how her world can be described, as she finds calmness in tragedy.

Desperate to save his universe, UNCE Agent James Logan goes rogue by activating "The Last Resort" and is reincarnated into another world. Working against the clock and other obstacles, he faces his greatest challenge to fulfill what could be his final mission. A mission that he cannot fail.

Un pasado marcado con sangre y un destino incierto, Alex un mercenario de una de las peores bandas es mandado a otro mundo luego de sufrir un accidente, en aquel mundo descubrirá cosas extraordinarias y vivirá grandes aventuras con el Black Ring el tesoro del universo. Aunque no esta solo, ya que su pasado lo perseguirá para pasarle factura de lo que alguna vez le hizo a muchas personas.

Tokyo the city to millions is under threat y a plague , how will a boy preserve his dreams in the face of a supernatural pandemic

The scorching virus outbreak has driven Galea's ecosystems into chaos, infecting not only life forms but also advanced technologies. With no antidote in sight, the people of Galea turn to their last hope: the Authonoids, Authorized Androids engineered to combat this relentless virus. These androids are designed to fight the virus while being immune to its effects. But, the virus evolves rapidly, and the battle is far from over. As if the relentless virus wasn’t enough, some elites exploit the chaos, using the virus for their political gain. Tsuyuki, one of the Minerva's Authonoid, and his companions must find a way to accomplish the desperate struggle against the outbreak, political corruption, and unforeseen threats lurking in the shadows, before all is lost. "Mankind is dying, disorders are kings, heaven copulate hell." Content Warning: This novel contain explicit contents of violences, gores, profanities, and slight sexualities. PS 1: This is my passion project. So I will take it slowly yet consistently, where each week has new chapters. PS 2: The cover art wasn't mine. Sauce: https://wallpaperdot.com/devil-may-cry-wallpapers/ PS 3: If you wanna listen to my OSTs, here's the link: https://www.bandlab.com/mansonfd7/tracks?sort=popular PS 4: I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/315742/fictions You can support me and my work on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/mansonfd7

Dina opens her eyes one morning to find herself in a different form. Confused and worried, she and her father discover that a traumatic event from her childhood has caused her serious mental damage, ruining her appearance. Unable to accept herself, Dina lives in isolation, consumed by self-hatred. However, one day, an unexpected figure emerges and opens her eyes to a new reality.

As a child, Dajit lived in a world where the stars ruled a person's faith and fate. Dajit was born with the power to wield two stars, but one of them remains locked, making him incompetent in society. Let's follow his journey together. "In my first life, after awakening my power, I was met with a string of disasters and regrets that cost me everyone and everything I cared about. By the age of 17, I had been expelled from the nation's most prestigious academy, where I had been accepted for my rare ability to wield dual stars. Lost and aimless, I wandered the streets for days before finding my last hope as an informant and assassin." "As the string was entangling me to death at the age of 24, I saw a ray of hope. My second star has finally been awakened. It was a star never seen before, named 'cosmic abyss,' but rather than granting me the strength to survive, it offered me the chance to change my past and regress. However, this opportunity came with a condition: I would no longer be bound by the fate created by gods, giving me a chance to transform those regrets into a new life."  With the discovery of a new star and a mysterious organisation known as Void aiding Dajit, what path will he choose this time? Read the novel to find out.(Uploading daily until September 25th, 2024).

What kind of realm would you choose to live in after digitizing your mind? For Amun, that was a magical world where he could be free to learn until his end of days. What he got was to become the living god of a vast realm in an odd universe. A being who'd be born with the world. And later stripped of it all. A being of juxtaposition and contradictions. A sinner and a saint. A wise sage and a genius scientist. A loving creator and a baleful explorer. An elf and a devil, living in a world of might and magic. But all is not what it seems. Peace is fleeting. Figures loom in the light. Forms strafe through the trees. And one Amun is woefully ignorant to the ways of a realm so ripe for change. Yet he is one who cannot help but change it. So he devotes himself to forming the greatest guild the Mortal Plane has ever seen, intending to change his world and others for the better. And yet, somewhere along the line of his undying march, Amun evolved into the being all denizens of the Mortal Plane either revered; or feared. The Black Magus. *** This novel’s lore, story, and characters are entirely fictitious. Certain long-standing countries, institutions, organizations, agencies, public offices, etc. are/may be mentioned, but their histories and the characters involved are wholly imaginary. *** This novel’s lore, story, and characters are entirely fictitious. Certain long-standing countries, institutions, organizations, agencies, and public offices are mentioned, but their histories and the characters involved are wholly imaginary. Look for the story on RR. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/202907/fictions

life core is everything for demons but what will happen when the demon’s king betrays his own people and give some life cores to human’s king

In the treacherous waters of the Caribbean, Jacob "Black Jack," a cunning and ambitious pirate captain, rises to power through a combination of ruthless strategy and dark necromantic abilities. As captain of The Abyss, Jacob sets out to establish a powerful pirate haven on the secluded island of Dead Man's Bay. Facing challenges from both the supernatural and the living, he must navigate treacherous alliances, fend off native tribes, and outmaneuver rival pirates while building his empire. With a growing crew and a deepening mastery of the dark arts, Black Jack's journey is one of power, control, and the pursuit of ultimate dominion over the Caribbean.

A organization or group named Black, made more modern technologies than any other countries in the world. They made a spaceship that is good and fast enough to travel to a discovered and known habitable planet called Aetheris to discover it if it is good enough to be a habitable place for humans. What would they discover there? Beautiful scenery? Beautiful creatures? Other humans? Aliens? Or monsters?

un ex SAS europeo miembro de la legión de los 15 ghost es rencarnado en severus snape, este recuperó sus recuerdos después de la muerte de lily y obtuvo el sistema del Rey Demonio. r18 por literatura erotica y temas fuertes