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Qin Mei was drunk when she got married to a total stranger. The next day, she unexpectedly finds out that her accidental husband turned out to be the uncle of her ex boyfriend and also a powerful figure known and feared in every part of the world. Qin Mei was an insecure illegitimate daughter who had always been mocked for not being as clever, sensible, capable or elegant compared to the two older legitimate daughters. Everyone could not wait to see the rumored 'ugly and poor' man she had married. They were however slapped hard in the face when, Huo Xinhan stepped out proudly as her husband. "It is my honor to have married Madam Huo", he announced to the whole world, his voice filled with indulgence and love. The whole world was in an uproar the next minute. Could it be that the gentle looking man before them was an imposter? Ugly? Poor? This was a big slap in the face to everyone! After all, who was Huo Xinhan? This man had singlehandedly formed his own powerful empire at the young age of fifteen. His beauty and features were second to none. He was a top notch powerful figure known for being cold-hearted, ruthless and arrogant. The netizens made mocking comments online. "I bet on my entire life that she will be kicked out in less than a week" The following week that netizen dropped dead. A few years years later, the most powerful and loving couple envied by many came forward to announce their wedding anniversary accompanied by a pair of twins. ... *excerpt* With one hand supporting the back of her head and the other supporting her slender waist, he gently pushed her against the wall. "MeiMei, you're finally mine", his voice was hoarse yet filled with seduction and his hot breath caused her entire body to tremble violently. Qin Mei's face unexpectedly turned red as she felt her mind go blank for a moment. ... You can also check out my other novels: Queen of Ashes To die for love: Love or revenge Love In The Midst of Chaos *This novel shares the same universe with Quuen of Ashes* Cover picture does not belong to me.

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

“I, Alpha Michael Goldline of the Night Fang pack, reject you, Ariana Davids, as my mate.” He said, and my lips parted. I couldn’t say a word. I simply stared into his eyes, watching him, looking into his cold green eyes. Everything faded into the background. All the sounds, faces… everything. All I could see was him, as his words replayed in my head. I, Alpha Michael Goldline… Michael rejected me. In front of everyone. … NightFang pack, reject you… This was our chance. What was he doing? … Ariana Davids as my mate. *** "Rejected by her pack and the boy she loved." Anna thought she'd never find her place in the world. But when a chance encounter with the ruthless Lycan King Luke sparks a passionate romance, she must confront the secrets of her past and the danger of their forbidden love. Amidst war and ancient curses, Anna is torn: will she embrace their destiny together or will their love be torn apart by the very forces that brought them together?

[Participating in WSA 2024] #SYSTEM #GENDERBENDER #CROSSDRESSING Yun Shu crossed over in a game world and became one of the suitors for the General's daughter aka the Female Lead? In this world, the Male Leads are obsessed with the Female Lead, but she has no interest in them whatsoever. To have a safe long life and avoid the bad ending, Yun Shu decided to propose the Female Lead with an assurance of a contract marriage. She also agreed with the conditions in the contract and married her in a moment of desperation to get her freedom back. After the marriage everything became peaceful and all, but why does the Female Lead look at her in a weird way? She will snuggle in her arms and even wants to sleep together in the same bed? "Why are you doing this? You know it very well that I'm not interested in girl's!" Yun Shu yelled at her. But the woman pressed her in bed underneath her as she whispered in her ears, "I'm a man and you are a woman? What's the big deal?" Yun Shu, "..."

Calista volkov , younger daughter of volkov's , her mom hates her since childhood , when Calista was child she found out that her mom have a affair with other man and she tell her other family members about it. In the big family Calista always stay alone, no one wants to see her face and talk to her , she make her own way to shine in the black room . she follows her dream and became a model in the age of 20 and also win her first award at 22 , slowly she start designing her dress by herself and she becomes a international famous model , desiner, and everyone's favourite influencer. she build her own brand JG collection , and she also help her family in their business. everything is going well , until she find out her fiance is cheating on her........... the unexpected things is now she is going to marry with Alex meadows, a contract marriage. a man who hate her most ....... what will we happen with calista ?........... or a man take her , who truly love her , her bodyguard, Jeremy Larsen who will win ..... the love or the revenge

this will be a compilation of random short stories I’ve made. there will be no schedule.

Follow the resilient Osbourne Augustine through a gripping tale of love, betrayal, and empowerment..

The bully boss has a little girl on the tip of his heart, the little girl carved a small wooden plate for him, the bully boss hung it on his neck, and never took it off. The rich second generation suddenly did not come to the night dance, the background wall of the social software, the name, a sign, all changed to a little girl, just when everyone thought that the sea King went ashore, the rich second generation went to the sea again, bought drunk every night, and had a small wooden plate on the wrist. When the world freestyle Grand Slam champion participated in the competition this year, there was suddenly a small wooden plate on his neck, and the coach said that he would take it off first, in case of impact, the champion would cover it dead and put cruel words: dare to pick, he would dare to dive on the ballet during the game When the red top flow record variety, partner ng countless times, he was not angry, but the other side of the operation error will be the dog blood spilled on the top of the wrist to dirty the piece of small wooden card, the top flow hit the script, the next day on the headlines: a top flow studio play big name Every man who gets a card thinks that he is an exception, is special, until one day, they meet Oh, what a coincidence. Do you have that too ! The same sky, the same board, the same lover, you deserve......

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When Baek Hwan lost everything he loved to a monstrous Yokai, his life came to a brutal end. But death was only the beginning. Cast into the infernal depths of Hell, his soul endured years of torment, consumed by a relentless thirst for vengeance. There, he made a pact with Mokara, a powerful demoness who offered him a deal: her strength in exchange for his body as her vessel. Now reborn with unimaginable power and a heart burning with fury, Baek Hwan has only one purpose—to hunt down and annihilate every Yokai that plagues humanity. Yet, as the lines between man and monster blur, how long can he hold onto his humanity before Mokara’s influence consumes him completely? The hunt begins. The Yokai fear only one name: Baek Hwan.

Rachelle reconnected back with her parents after she was abducted few years back. She had thought her life would change, but instead, it crumbled before her as her fake sister had already taken her place in the family and in the heart of her parents. Rachelle became the shadow of her fake sister and had to die a gruesome death after taking fall for a crime she didn't commit. She was reborn, and this time, she vows to get her revenge and stay away from her hypocritic husband, callous fake sister, and vicious mother. She will protect everything she had lost in her past life. Will Rachelle be able to protect everything she hold dearly after she was given a second chance?

I never thought I would be betrayed

I picked up a lowly actress from a pile of corpses and a sea of fire. She was base, stupid, and terrified of death. She had been beaten countless times and didn't dare to speak to me loudly. She was not worthy of me at all. But I was rather fond of her. So I bestowed upon her the most precious sword in the world. Later, I was riddled with holes by that very sword.

"They say life gives second chances, but mine feels more like a punishment in a shinier wrapper" Hi, I’m Ansh. I died in my old life—tragic, I know. Picture this: a cursed town, my so-called best friend leaving me in the back, and me just lying there thinking, Wow, this sucks. But hey, at least reincarnation is supposed to be cool, right? Wrong. I wake up in some random novel I’ve never read, thinking, Maybe this is my big break! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. The first thing I feel in my new life is a slap across my face, followed by my girlfriend storming out the door. Why? Well she saw me kissing with another damn girl. Apparently, I’ve transmigrated into the body of a guy so hated, even stray dogs cross the street to avoid him. Here’s the rundown: my family disowned me for a crime that would feel unbeleivable once you learn about it. I swear I didn’t commit it. my landlord’s pounding on the door for rent I can’t pay, as the girl whom I had made my girlfriend to pay my living dumped me... and I’m 15 years old in a world where everyone has acquired their diseases or Syndromes or whatever they call it at 8. I’m so behind the curve it’s embarrassing. Oh, and did I mention I have no clue how this world works? No manual, no cheat sheet, just vibes and existential dread. But wait, there’s more! My past life won’t stop haunting me. Why did my best friend betray me? Was it my fault? Did I deserve it? I don’t know, and the goddess who dumped me into this mess saying that I am going to reincarnate in a stone age world becoming their God isn't even anymore in vicinity. Apparently, I have to earn my answers, which feels a lot like being told to “try harder” while drowning. Now I’m broke, anxious, and flailing through a world that seems designed to humiliate me. My only plan is to survive long enough to figure out why I’m here and maybe—just maybe—get some closure about my last life. Well...leaving that i am going to tuke this world.How?I will somehow figure it out. Just don’t expect me to figure it out anytime soon.

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He was the strictest Dom, loves to control women and she was a free bird, didn't like to be controlled by anybody. He was into the BDSM and she hates it. He was finding a challenging submissive for himself and she was a perfect match for him but she wasn't ready to accept his offer because she lived her life without any rules and regulations. She wanted to fly high like a free bird without any limitations. He has a burning desire to control her because she was his perfect choice but she was a hard nut to crack. He was crazy to make her his submissive and control her mind, soul and body. What will be the spark between them? Will it end with Dom dropping the whip or the bird getting into the cage? To know these answers join the cute and intense journey of the hot and strictest Master and his cute little butterfly. *** "I flared up by looking at the person like you." "What do you mean by this?" "I mean you're a Dominant who controls people life and I hate it." "You don't know anything, butterfly. At least experience it, then hate it." "It will be better if I throw you out of the cafe by kicking your *ss." His eyes widened a bit in shock. "This will also be a new experience for me." I grinned. "Butterfly, you will regret if you ever do this to me or even say this to me again." His tone became stern suddenly. "Oh, I'm so scared." I scoffed. "F*ck you and get the hell out of my cafe if you don't want me to kick your *ss." He frowned and dragged me to the backside of the cafe by seizing my wrist. Then he pushed me into the party hall and hurriedly locked the door. "What the f*ck do you think of yourself? You," "Shut up." He roared, cutting my words. He again grasped my wrist and dragged me to the sofa. He sat down and with a swift motion, he yanked me down and bent me over his lap. He pinned me against the sofa by pressing his hand on my back and locked my legs between his legs. What he is doing? Fear rushed down my spine.

Kennedy wakes up in the morning and finds that she is in another world. As boring as it seems she starts to enjoy her average everyday company life. Everything remains the same boring routine until Kennedy starts to hear a noise. It was a loud screaming sound that rung in her ears daily. one day after work she decided to find out what it is. Following the noise leads her to an elderly lady who ends up changing the life of Kennedy's entirely

His breathing. His scent. It was intoxicating. Lucas's hand brushed against mine. Sparks flew through my body. Accidental or intentional? I dared not look up. --- "REUNITED BY FATE, DESTROYED BY CIRCUMSTANCE °°FORGOTTEN LOVE°° Childhood friends Lucas Johnson and Isabella Ryu were inseparable, until life tore them apart. Years later, Isabella walks into a new High school, only to be slapped by the very person she once held dear. Lucas, now charming and confident, has no recollection of their past. As fate repeatedly brings them together, Lucas finds himself drawn to Isabella's wit and beauty. Their initial animosity ignites into a passionate romance. But just as their love reaches its peak, tragedy strikes. Isabella's accident erases her memories, leaving Lucas heartbroken. Can Lucas help Isabella regain her memories and rekindle their love? Or will his own demons consume them? Dive into this emotional rollercoaster, where: Love and loss collide Secrets threaten to destroy Passion ignites, and hearts collide Join Lucas and Isabella on their poignant journey of self-discovery, friendship, and all-consuming love."

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Kentaro Honshiro, he might be your usual MC, but he might be not idk, and there will be a lot of references. From a regular boy to a fledging Hero, follow his journey that is filled with school life, adventurous tasks, epic battles, and near-death situations. And maybe even find some love, idk don't ask me. What a good time to be a student at U.A High.

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In my previous life, I died because of working overtime under the pressure of my boss. After the death, the soul to stay in the world, accidentally found that my husband and my best friend hid from me and had an affair for a long time. In this life, I was reborn one month before my sudden death, and I got a gold finger that instantly earned one million yuan if I used one yuan. This time, I will make you all pay.

A bossy jewel designer with an ill-feeling towards all things romance has to enter into a temporary relationship with her Personal Assistant to save her face from a scandal only to have her no-romance stance challenged and unwanted ghosts from the past reawakened. ••••••• Twenty-six Amelia Bronte is the owner of a successful fast growing millionaire jewellery company. However, the public image of pseudo confidence she displays is nothing but a facade: A traumatic event in her young adulthood has turned her off romance and anything that comes along with it. That includes men! Then again, one interview with the right man and a social media scandal sponsored by her ex is all it takes to question her hard stance against romance, but will it be enough to make the tall walls built around her heart crumble? ......................................................... This story is a work of fiction. With the exception of recognized historical figures, the characters are the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, is coincidental. All right reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means-electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise-without the prior written permission of the author.

When the renowned CEO William Anderson meets Dahlia Sinclair, he thinks she is just another woman her grandmother has set him up with. However, he is completely caught off guard when Dahlia looked him in the eyes and said, "Let's get married!"

WARNING: WARNING: This book contains violence, explicit words, and sex. Some words that might not be liked by others. Reader’s discretion is advised. The city is under attack by vampires! Everybody inside! Nala shouted. The vampires were tossing and throwing people around, John was scared and ran off to hide. One of the vampires grabbed Nala from behind and she pushed Cypher mistakenly, he fell to the ground. Rebecca grabbed Nala with her claws flying towards a building, Cypher got up quickly, grabbed Nala’s legs, and retrieved her from the vampire. Nala fell on top of Cypher’s face and they both stared at each other, immediately he reversed her to the ground. Stay here! He said. No, you stay here! You tried to kill me, she reversed him back on the ground and was running away. The three vampires were in the air staring at Nala as she ran. Fresh blood! Rebecca kills the stranger. Sarafina said. Would love to. Rebecca said, running towards Cypher. Nala was chased by Sarafina, Cypher shot his arrow at her but didn’t get her.

Elianna is a regular employee at the Hunter Association, working in the administrative department. Her job is quite mundane—organizing reports, dealing with hunters' complaints, and scheduling dungeon clean-ups—until she meets the number one ranked hunter in an unexpected way.