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ONE NIGHT STAND WITH DEARH{.HIS BABY MAMA..}

I stood still as I was in front of the cold man before me. I stared with a firm gaze as I looked for words to say. "I admit, Jordan is your son." I said with a firm gaze and his eyes were on me as I spoke. "So you spent the whole fvcking 5 years not even telling me." he snickered and I looked at him with so much fright. "But we both know you are a beast and you don't have a heart, so please, let me just take my son and we will be out of you're life." I said and held little Jordan in my hands. Quickly, I turned to leave but as I was about to walk out, his next words put me in a halt. "You are not going anywhere with my son. I will take care of him weather you like it or not." he insisted with a cold glare, restricting my movement. I knew I was not going to get anywhere with an argument with him. He was death; a beast; always having his ways in things he does and I knew I couldn't fight him. For a moment I thought. Maybe I should leave Jordan with him, then come visit him. That would be quite right and easy for me. I gathered some courage and now spoke, "Fine then, I'll just come and visit him. So please, take good care of him." I muttered, and the fact that guilt is eating me for all of those years I spent not telling him made me say those exact words. "Visit? Who said you will just be visiting him? You will come and live with him." he said with a husky voice and fear gripped me. "No never, I will never go back there again." I sneered and quickly turned to hurry off, but he grabbed my hands, pulling me back and trapping me against the wall. I could feel the heat of his body so close to mine, and his domineering gaze lowering on me making my heart race while I stared right into his eyes he boldly locked on mine. "It's either you come or die then, Mia." he said and smirked. For a moment, I forgot to breath. •••••••• It has always been hard for Mia Hills as she was working for her grandmother. She was an orphan and lived with her sick grandmother, trying so hard to pay for her grandmother's medical bills. Out of desperation she went to DEATH a deadly man who was ruthless and cold. She did one thing she didn't want to do; she sold her virginity to the beast in exchange for money. After her one stand with death she promised herself that she'd never get linked to death again but when she found out that she is pregnant, her world turned out to be crumbling. Not just any child but DEATH'S CHILD.
Thabi_Faith · 85 Views

Yo, el príncipe heredero rico, construiré el país más rico.

Renacido como el príncipe heredero de un pobre país insular en el sudeste asiático, Xiao Yunhai se ve obligado a esforzarse en desarrollar la economía para evitar ser derrocado y aumentar los ingresos de la población. Aprovechando la ventaja del conocimiento previo y un sistema especial, bajo su liderazgo diligente, este extravagante príncipe heredero logra en pocos años un despegue económico para el pequeño país. Los medicamentos para tratar el cáncer y los productos para el blanqueamiento y el aumento de X se convierten en el objeto de deseo de las mujeres de todo el mundo. Crea un parque temático de la serie "Tomb Raider", que se convierte en el más popular del mundo... Bajo su liderazgo, este pequeño país se transforma en un centro mundial de la medicina, un gigante del anime, los videojuegos y la cultura, así como el destino turístico más popular del mundo, atrayendo a cientos de millones de turistas cada año. En lo militar, Xiao Yunhai tampoco escatima en gastos. ¿Un brigada sintética cuesta 20 mil millones? Cómprala, trae diez primero. ¿Un destructor de 10 mil toneladas cuesta 6,5 mil millones? Tráelo, trae veinte primero. ¿Un avión de quinta generación cuesta más de 100 millones por unidad? Aquí tienes mis 100 mil millones, traeme mis aviones... Su extravagante gasto hace que incluso los jeques del Medio Oriente se queden boquiabiertos. El país del dragón exclama que este sí es el verdadero "millonario excéntrico".
Kynova · 2.5K Views

Binding System

Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms." What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world? What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures? What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses? Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father. When he thought he was dead, he found himself transported to a parallel world where monsters and powerful people ruled the world. Luckily, one of the goddesses gave him a system to help him survive in his new world and achieve his dream. "You awaken the mage class? You awaken the Archer class? You awaken the Knight class?" Xiao Ming behaved normally. "I only need to bind my system to someone and I can awaken that person's class. In other words, I can awaken all three classes." Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, decides to continue his dream in his new life. Follow him as he embarks on his journey to become the Ruler and bind his system to beautiful women. Warning..... In the early chapters there were lots of jokes about boy toy and sugar mama. I know some of you feel uncomfortable about that. I'm trying to change them, but I can't do it quickly because some of them are related to the story. However, please keep reading. The jokes stopped after they officially became lovers. I don't do that joke anymore. If you keep reading, you might like this book. *** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3 *Tags=Slice of life, action, MILF, romance, fantasy, adventure, beautiful female leads, handsome male lead, older love interests, harem, multiple identities, secret identity, Elf, R-18, transmigration, magic, knight, archer, demon, Gods, leveling up. *Xiao Ming is the grandson of Xiao Tian, my main novel. * My main novel is Illicit relationship PS: I don't own the cover. I got it from pinterest.
Shooting_Star · 2.2M Views

Despertar del Talento: Yo, el Despertado más Débil, Comienzo con el Hechizo de Fuego de Dragón

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Red_Skin_Duck · 186.5K Views

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That Kiss Was Just a Joke? ( Badboy x goodboy) (Bl )

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.
Lora01111 · 5.5K Views

Hasta que nos separen?

TEMPORADA 4 disponible el 05 Octubre 2024 (sábados 11:00 pm) Temporada 4 (RESUMEN) necesito estar contigo en mis últimos dias-- Luis entiéndeme yo no quiero estar contigo yo soy muy feliz con mi novio-- Nilo / / / / _________________ / / / / ________________ / / / / ~hermano no me quiero morir porfavor ayúdame pídele dinero a Lucas para mi tratamiento- Omar ~hermano ya no tengo nada que ver con el pero por ti voy hacer lo posible- Nilo / / / / ________________ / / / / _________________ / / / / •yo no soy tu papa!!- Toño •que es lo que estas diciendo papá- Nilo •tu verdadera familia son millonarios y ellos te esta buscado todo el tiempo- Toño >>>>>>>> RESUMEN TEMPORADA 1 Hola yo soy Nilo y está es mi historia, un día como cualquier día conocí a Lucas un joven muy apuesto de primero todo está muy bien pero de pronto todo empieza a mal mi mamá muere y La familia de Lucas nos quiere separ en primer lugar Rebeca y después conozco a Mateo a mi nuevo novio ¿Con cuál me quedo? TEMPORADA 2 debido a unos problemas empecé a salir con Luis pero Luis es un chico muy raro y hace lo posible para que yo no vea a Lucas pero el me sigue gustando y quiero llevar nuestra relación más allá porque me pasa esto ami: Lucas que paso: **** Nilo está en coma: dice Lucas llorando ¿Que pasara? TEMPORADA 3 después de que Nilo está en coma Lucas decide volver con su ex Hilda Miguel se canas de que Omar ya no se preocupe de el y nadamás se preocupa de su hija que está en coma TEMPORADA 4 RESUMEN MUY PRONTO CONTINUARA..... TEMPORADA. CAPITULOS (1). (8) (2). (8) (3). (10) (4). (0)
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