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Torn between serving the Souxians and exploring the truths beyond, Betani's adventure promises to unveil hidden histories and test her resolve. In a race against time and disease, she must decide where her loyalty truly lies and unravel the mysteries that bind her to both the world above and below. Will Betani’s journey unravel the secret behind "the weaving," or lead her into a greater unknown? Only by seeking the forbidden knowledge of the Smaranjan tribe can she unlock the future of both Souxians and humans.

"elle a été choisie parce qu'elle était sienne dès le tout début..." Une fois, lors d'une rare occasion, la nuit d'une pleine lune bleue, une fille est prise dans une maison pour servir les bêtes qui se nomment elles-mêmes loups-garous. Les loups-garous étaient ceux qui régnaient sur la ville et contrôlaient tout. Ils avaient une apparence humaine mais sous leur façade humaine se cachait un monstre impitoyable qui cherche à détruire. Tout le monde essayait de se protéger mais au fond, ils savaient qu'ils ne faisaient pas le poids face aux loups-garous. Arianne était une petite fille qui était née différente des autres gens de la ville. Elle avait de longs cheveux roux et elle était née avec des yeux de couleurs différentes. Un vert et un marron. Personne ne savait exactement pourquoi elle était née ainsi et ce n'était pas héréditaire. Sa mère est également décédée pendant son accouchement et à cause de cela, son père, Massimo, s'est éloigné d'elle et a choisi de se remarier à la place. Il a épousé une femme appelée Christine qui avait déjà un enfant hors mariage, Rissa. Ensemble, Rissa et Christine décidèrent de faire de la vie d'Arianne un enfer, à quoi son père fermait les yeux, et à cause de cela, cela affecta Arianne et elle décida de se retirer de sa famille et de la société. Le jour de la sélection arriva et Rissa fut choisie pour aller servir les loups-garous. Effrayée pour sa vie, Rissa décida de persuader sa mère de convaincre Massimo de proposer Arianne pour la sélection. Ignorant ses supplications criantes et ses larmes, Massimo offrit Arianne pour aller servir les loups-garous. Personne ne sait vraiment ce qui arrive aux filles qui sont sélectionnées et personne ne se donna la peine de demander. Ne connaissant pas le destin qui l'attend, Arianne décida d'aller servir le loup-garou qu'ils appellent Ivan Giovanni, un alpha qui est connu pour sa cruauté. Arianne peut-elle survivre en vivant parmi les loups-garous ? Que se passe-t-il quand elle découvre plus sur son identité et que la seule personne qui pourrait l'aider était Ivan ? Que pensez-vous qu'il se passera si elle découvre qu'Ivan était le garçon qu'elle avait sauvé toutes ces années auparavant de la mort ? REMARQUE : JE NE POSSÈDE PAS L'IMAGE DE COUVERTURE DE CE LIVRE. L'IMAGE A ÉTÉ TROUVÉE SUR PINTEREST.

A Polymathic Man gets sent to the Viking era and decides to conquer the world with his smarts and the strength that he inherited from the body he possess now

{Check out my new novel, I Won't Forgive You!} 'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read. That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into. The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow... As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death. It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation. — In this post-apocalyptic world, monsters fought humans and cyborgs in a battle for survival on a scale greater than ever before. A world where innocence and death were a luxury, where the line between heroes and villains was razor-thin. Within its expanse, 'Ancient Clans,' 'Galactic Federations,' 'Factions', and 'Corporations' presided over colossal 'Ruins' that dwarfed the concept of life itself. Survivors of the 'Third World War' continuously dove into the 'Old World,' 'Hunting' for 'Relics' in any ruin that they could find on Earth, desperate to reclaim 'Lost' technology, to stand a fighting chance against the inevitable. But it appeared that 'Earthkind' had met their match. …However, Emir would never allow that fate to take its course. — Emir unraveled layers of the tale and realized the truth of the world. He acquainted himself with the rules of this game before it fully consumed him. And now... no longer content with mere survival, he sought to dominate over the very fabric of this unforgiving universe. Emir shall rise from the pawn he once was, seeking to unravel the mysteries that hounded him. The boundaries of 'Aether,' his father’s disappearance, the noose hanging above his family’s head, and of course… his starless destiny, a fate he longed to control. This pursuit would earn him the epithet: "Prince Of The Fallen." ---------------------------------------------- *Tags: Reincarnation ;), Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Magical Realism, Academy (Volume 3), Romance, Apocalypse, {Anti-Hero. Villain.} *Expect this novel to start slowly; it begins ramping up at the halfway point of volume 1. *The Magic System is introduced at the end of volume 1, read my review and Auxiliary chapter for more on that. *Warning: The main characters have emotions like proper humans. So don't expect your usual emo kid as the MC and come complaining later.

In January 2034, in a realm with enormous magical power, there was Ren Alatar, an 18-year-old boy who was fighting monsters along with his teammates. However due to his weakness, his teammates abandoned him and left him destitute, Ren looking for help, finds a light that will guide him to a new path.

It's an empathising story of Kelvin as he undergoes the tumultuous of life

When the sky changed, the world followed. Dimensions collided, birthing an Earth teeming with magic and peril. Silas awakens in a mysterious cave, roots entwined in his body, and a bond to an ancient, mystical tree he cannot explain. Stripped of everything he knows, he must navigate a stunning yet dangerous land, where even the smallest acts—like aiding an injured cub—could spark life-or-death confrontations. In this world of wonder and terror, Silas must uncover the truth of his origins and embrace the destiny written in his very roots. How far will he go to survive, and what secrets does this beautiful world hide?

The Book of Monsters is a diary written by hundreds of owners over two thousand years. This book is the script for the YouTube series you can find here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2X_1UKCROJbGvLPtXbn5Vw

When a portal opened and ‘outsiders’ invaded, humanity experienced its apocalypse. Reduced to livestock and sacrifices for gods, only little resistance was left. Tepo fought his whole life but to no avail. However, one day he discovered the miraculous Core of Time, which carried him to a new world. A world full of dungeons and magic, warriors and spells, new friends and family awaits him. But doubts quickly settled in his mind. Was this really a new world? Or rather the past? The future? And… could ‘outsiders’ exist in this world as well? ********************************************************************** I'm thankful for any kind of support, dear readers. Let's discover new worlds together! :-)

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

poems, short stories, writing prompts, and story snapshots that i come up with. this will not be a daily update, more than likely when i am finished writing something i will put it on here.

[ATTENTION : CONTENU MATURE] - [HISTOIRE PRINCIPALE TERMINÉE] Izabelle avait sous-estimé le feu avec lequel elle pensait jouer ce soir. Mais comment aurait-elle pu prévoir que l'homme qu'elle avait rencontré ne joue pas avec un petit feu, mais avec un véritable enfer ? ___ Extrait : "Te marier avec moi pourrait tout aussi bien être comme si tu creusais ta propre tombe. Car à partir du moment où tu commenceras à vouloir plus de moi, je te divorcerai. Et si tu romps ta promesse et tentes de me combattre... Je te détruirai et te briserai entièrement. Sans pitié. Tu regretteras d'avoir jamais rencontré ce diable ce soir." Sa menace fut donnée du même ton doux mais glacial. Mais Elle ne tressaillit même pas. Son regard ne faiblit pas non plus. Cet homme était impitoyable, et elle le savait clairement. Ses yeux à ce moment-là promettaient des cauchemars et des ténèbres sans aucune promesse de répit. Mais peu importe ce qu'il dit maintenant, cela ne changerait toujours pas sa décision. Elle n'avait vraiment pas d'autre choix. "Je comprends maintenant..." dit-elle doucement, se raidissant. "Puisque tu n'as pas confiance que je tiendrai parole, que dirais-tu de ça ? Tu prépares les documents de divorce à l'avance maintenant et je les signerai. Ainsi, une fois que tu décideras de me divorcer à l'avenir, les papiers auront déjà été signés et il n'y aura aucun moyen pour moi de te causer des problèmes à ce sujet. Il te suffira de les envoyer aux avocats et de les faire notariser." Un lourd silence régna avant que son rire incrédule et tranquille ne rompe le silence. "Je suis sans mots, Princesse Izabelle." Il avait l'air méchamment amusé. Mais ensuite il commença à acquiescer en signe d'approbation. "Très bien, princesse. Je t'épouserai." ___ Compte Instagram : kazzenlx.x Page Facebook : author_kazzenlx Serveur Discord : https://discord.gg/UGTA3A4 La couverture m'appartient alors ne l'utilisez pas. Art de couverture par @azihidalgo Logo par @gisel.arts

In the era of world evolution, myths and legends of supernatural beings begin resurfacing. People awaken abilities related to their beliefs and cultures. Many compete to survive, some to dominate and those that exist to destroy. Who arises from the corpses of millions, Who will stand to rule or be among those that rule, who shall leave a mark in this era of chaos and destruction?

Billy was reborn in the world of marvel into the body of a fifteen year old kid, as orphan Billy with no one to depend on,he decided to make a living and become a wealthy person using the knowledge of of past world, but fate something has else in store for him. Am sorry guys if you see any wrong word in the book ,English is not my first language.

A 27-year-old journalist from Old Wood Town, Eathen once met a girl named Maria. Time passed, and as they prepared for marriage, a tragedy, "The Old Wood Tragedy", occurred, which led the whole town into misery; half the residents died, and those who survived lost their minds. The only person able to recover was Eathen and the only person nowhere to be found was Maria. For three years, Eathen was in a coma. When he came out of the coma, the first thing that greeted him was a letter, a letter with Maria's name on it. He returned to the Old Wood, the letter asked him to. "The place where it all began shall be the place where it all ends; for every beginning must find its end, and every end gives rise to a new beginning."

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Dawn Carter, a boy living what was considered a normal life, was met with an unusual circumstance that changed the course of everything he ever knew. In able to survive, he must adapt to his new reality, but it is not a simple task. Follow the story of Dawn Carter in his pursuit to uncover new mysteries planted in his life, and his epic tale of survival in a universe where nothing is guaranteed. I am using this story as an outlet to learn how to become better at writing, so please keep that in mind! Glass Sky is a completely original story created by me "killdawn" and is ongoing as well. I genuinely hope whoever reads my work enjoys it, thank you!

Penny is an excitable five year old on a trip to a beautiful forest cabin with her family. She stumbles across a field of flowers in the forest and sees a black rabbit with white patches of fur. All is as should be...or is it?

Dark harem one of the most powerful and daring societies in the whole of liones mess with them and it was off with your head. Hi,i am emily peterson or you can call me emma a girl who had a one night stand with DAMON CUTTHROAT....

Lily est la fille d'un Beta. Et son âme sœur ? C'est le fils aîné des Alphas. Lorsqu'ils découvrent ce qu'ils sont l'un pour l'autre, il est un peu trop tard. Car son bien-aimé mate est rentré chez lui avec sa honte. Une louve qu'il a mise enceinte pendant qu'il s'entraînait dans le nord pendant l'été. Il a brisé leur lune. Mais la louve a un secret. Et Lily n'a pas l'intention de la laisser s'en tirer aussi facilement après avoir volé ce qui lui appartient. ** Cette histoire est pleine de rebondissements qui vous feront pleurer, rire, vous mettre en colère, jeter des téléphones, etc. C'est un voyage que vous adorerez, incapable de vous détacher de Lily, Eve et Zain. J'espère que vous aussi vous aimerez l'histoire et accepterez l'invitation à entreprendre un voyage qui vous laissera comblés et vous mettra un sourire aux lèvres.

Hero? Nah. Villain? Definatley not!.... Vigilante? Maybe...

What happens when a woman is transported to another world? Naturally, you'd expect the usual shoujo-style isekai, right? I thought so too. I imagined learning magic peacefully, uncovering the secrets of this world, and maybe finding romance along the way. Perhaps I'd even be caught in some royal assassination plot, only for my destined love to come to my rescue. None of that happened. One year into this new life, the truth became clear: 'You're not in a shoujo story!' Now, I simply follow where fate leads me. I don't know if I'm a side character or the main one—or if I'm just an extra slowly turning to the dark side. 'Things happen because they must happen' the god told me.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Literally just a bunch of old journal entries of mine. Cringe along with me as I relive these days. It's been at least 15 years...some of these are as old as 20! How bad could it be? *Names will be omitted and replaced with "XXXXX" in order to keep some semblance of privacy.*

"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ... With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind. She is the same woman who once held his heart within her grasp. But she crushed it back then and he would be damned if he let her do it again. He would be a good friend to her. Nothing more. End of the story. Diana Chen, an American-Chinese heiress finds her life flipping upside down when she holds an infant in her arms. A tiny life that she is supposed to protect now but it comes at the expense of everything she has. Nevertheless, on the worst day of her life, she moves to another country and decides to start a new life. And probably it is a good sign that her new house owner is a familiar face. "Oh my god, Warner, I almost didn't recognize you!" She ruffled his hair but unlike how he used to laugh or blush in the past, he did not react and the atmosphere suddenly felt strained. Let her take it back. The new house owner being a familiar face is making things awkward because the broody neurosurgeon might not be the beautiful boy with haunted dark eyes she used to know once. He is a man now... mysterious and stunning with eyes that strangely smolder her. And she is beginning to feel things that she should not feel for him. God, is it too late to find rent somewhere else? Maxim has yet to get over what the young Diana did to him while Diana has a baby to raise in her penniless state. Amidst this, the last thing they want is to look at each other across the dining table like the world lacks oxygen and their mouths are the only strategy for survival. When the thin string of patience snapped, she made a proposal, "Take all my firsts," As he looked at her in stunned silence, she continued, "I want you to take all my firsts. If you can't, then I can go find someone who will—" her words were lodged back in her throat by his consequent actions. _ When the mysteries from the past unveil themselves gradually, will the two be able to get over their differences and own up to their feelings? Or will it be the final 'The End' for them this time?

Wang Yu transmigrated to a world where reality and games merged and were cursed by the world. Malicious Curse: The chosen main characters will instinctively loathe you and prevent you from becoming stronger. Wang Yu awakened cheats. His own malice and negative emotions would bring him good luck. Other people's malicious behavior would bring Wang Yu constant good luck. He would pick up money on the street, fight monsters to get good items from them, and pick up treasure wherever he went. First main character Ye Fan: I have obviously replaced the awakening crystal with a broken crystal. Why did Wang Yu still awaken? And he awakened the only hidden class? D*mn! Second main character Xiao Jian: I have used a diversionary tactic and said a lot of bad things about Wang Yu, but why did the most beautiful woman in the Great Xia Country fall in love with Wang Yu? No way! Third main character Lu Changsheng: In order to slow down Wang Yu's leveling speed, I gave him a fake treasure map, but he found God's Treasure! This is driving me crazy! Ten years later, the beasts descended. The chosen protagonists all failed miserably. Wang Yu tore through the sky in people's shock and blew up the beasts, shocking the world."

Firstly how to get inside the club (This is where Xain comes in) Get his attention #Santo De Luca the biggest player in the whole of America# Get called to his floor Have sex with him Collect 100 grand Save Sophie Chances of success 98% Chances of failure 2% Hey everyone This is my first time writing a novel So please drop a comment On your view of it Love you all