Filipino Jokes Knock Knock

Lilian laid on his deathbed, his life nearing its end. Surrounded by the cold quiet of a hospital room, he had spent his last months immersed in novels on his phone. One novel, in particular, had captured his heart, and he yearned to finish it before succumbing to his incurable disease. But as the end drew near, he realized he couldn't access the final volume. Helplessly, he regretted the opportunities he had missed in life. And death had finally come knocking. "If only there were another world... that could offer me a second chance," He whispered. "If only I could live a second life... in a time when I had listened." Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/jr8Mmd8sBv

The Meeting of Kiara and Miah When Kiara and Miah first meet, the moment is filled with shock and disbelief—like staring into a mirror that reflects a life so similar yet worlds apart. They marvel at each other’s uncanny resemblance, a connection that feels almost destined. Despite their differences, a bond forms between them, deepened by the mysteries that surround Kiara’s family. Miah, who once worked for a renowned detective before his untimely death, senses that something darker lurks behind the polished facade of the Zhi family, particularly concerning Vrix. A Temporary Life Swap for a Hidden Mission Desperate to uncover the truth about her half-brother Vrix and unravel the secrets her family keeps hidden, Kiara proposes a temporary life swap with Miah. Kiara knows that her family, particularly her father, will never trust her if she appears openly interested in exposing any family secrets. Meanwhile, Miah’s background as a detective’s apprentice makes her perfect for this covert mission. She can navigate hidden agendas and uncover secrets without arousing suspicion. Their plan is simple: Miah will take Kiara’s place in the Zhi mansion, observing Vrix and digging for answers. Kiara, in return, will live Miah’s life, experiencing a rare sense of freedom and anonymity. Each woman steps into the other’s shoes with a mixture of thrill and trepidation, ready to face the dangers that come with their deception.

What if... You got reincarnated as a Filipino? Help Tristan Santiago Luna now known as "Malakas" (Strong) in his beautiful historical journey of the Philippines and it's struggles. Tristan suddenly found himself in a unfamiliar small house, last he could remember is watching a drama last night. What's this? Tristan suddenly feel something within him... ___________________________________________________________________________ Hello! Author here, Yeah I made another novel, but I just wanted to make another novel just to get this out of my chest, make sure you guys read the disclaimer so that I could explain and also so tha you guys can understand my point. The photo is also not mine I just saw it in google.

Reborn in a parallel world, this place is imbued with eeriness everywhere... Do not enter the bathroom after midnight. At two in the morning, the sound of knocking resonates on time. A woman, haggard and emaciated, always stands with her back to oneself. Encountered a strange event? Lucky for me, I can Rewind! This is the story of a Reincarnator, carefully navigating a reality invaded by the bizarre, combating the strange with bizarre poses.

(Completed) Ye Qingge's Weibo: Yun Qi Ye Qingge (Join the super cute "Pampered Consort" book-sharing giveaway) What to do when you run a red light drunk? Looking at the stupefied Weiyi, Ye Che said calmly, "Let's get married!" Weiyi, flushed with annoyance and embarrassment, covered her eyes, "This is just a misunderstanding!" Ye Che's hand, paused while doing up his tie, laughed arrogantly and charmingly, "But I'm very pure, I can't stand being misunderstood, please don't hurt me!" [Childhood Sweethearts, Innocent Love] QQ group: 511751744 (Knock on the door with: any character's name)

Xia Yue feels her life is as melodramatically convoluted as a novel. The family that raised her for more than twenty years isn't truly hers, and she's merely a counterfeit rich girl. After confirming she's indeed not a child of the Xia family, she takes the initiative and moves out, making space for the real heiress. And then, she gets knocked out by an object in the courtyard of her new home, and ends up being bound to a system. This system has no sense of martial morality, even going as far as imposing tasks on her forcibly. But the system doesn't care about her complaints, constantly pestering her. Xia Yue is so annoyed, it's giving her a headache. So, she decides to get rid of the system.

The little village doctor was actually an Emperor of the Immortal Realm in his past life. Upon his awakening, he began to revel in the rustic life, with beauties knocking at his door seeking medical attention...

After losing his parents, Arslan stumbles upon a weird floating screen that shows off his stats and abilities. Totally confused but kind of excited by this new power, he quickly finds himself in hot water when some shady loan sharks come knocking for repayment on his parents’ debts. With the clock ticking, Arslan gets pulled into a dangerous world of crime, where he has to deal with all sorts of sketchy characters. To make it out alive, he realizes he might need to tap into his darker side and step up as a crime lord, turning his tough situation into a chance to take control. ============ Please leave a review and add the story to your Collections. Use your power stones to support the story. Thanks for reading

Fujii Shu only ever wanted a simple life in Tokyo: working diligently to save money, studying hard to get into a top university, and eventually "evolving" into the ultimate Tokyo corporate worker after graduation. But fate had other plans, and trouble never stopped knocking at his door. … Convenience Store Manager: "Fujii-kun, you wouldn’t want to lose your job, would you?" Rebellious School Bully: "Damn it, Fujii! Hurry up and finish my homework!" Cheeky Stepsister: "Hey, loser brother, where’s your paycheck for this month? Hand it over already!" … Faced with the oppressive threats of these alluring yet wicked women, Fujii Shu clenched his fists in silence, his Honor Meter beneath the health bar instantly maxing out!

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

Magic must be destroyed for peace to reign. Anything and anyone with magic is nothing but a monster. Estelria is built on a lie. Nite feels a shock pass through him as golden orange sparks fly across his body and knock him unconscious. He opens his eyes to a grassy plain and bumps into a merchant and an oracle who takes him to the kingdom’s capital. Wandering the streets of Estel, he finds himself in the middle of the bustling market. The aroma of spices and the scent of flowers blossomed in the air. Despite the crowd, it was relatively uneventful, till a woman cloaked by red fabric ran through the streets. With one step, she soared to the rooftops taking a bite out of a ruby apple. Nite's mouth hung open as words escaped his lips. Wow! So cool! He had been fascinated and mesmerized by her. But to his surprise, a mob chased after her with weapons of steel and wood. In a world where magic is evil with the secrets surrounding it being buried in history, Nite is determined to get to its root as he navigates life in Estelria.

Stepping onto the path of immortality, the journey is fraught with peril, storms raging at every turn. Countless times, death came knocking—teetering on the edge of despair, on the brink of annihilation. Every step forward is marked by blood and fire, yet the resolve remains unshaken: to stand upright, without shame to the heavens, without guilt before the earth. And one day, when the moment comes, I will rise with the wind, soaring to the nine heavens, parting the clouds with a wave of my hand, gazing down upon the vast sea of life below

A world where martial arts is rampant and magic is flying, an unlucky opportunity, and Lin Feng, who was knocked down by a car, crossed into such a legendary world where fighting spirit and magic are in parallel, and possessed a son of the general who had just died. See how Lin Feng, with his uber-like mind, extraordinary fighting spirit and magical talent, criss-crosses between heaven and earth, facing the family of generals who are about to be fragmented, and how he will take it to the peak. Lin Feng's ideal is to carry out the rogue profession to the end and carry it forward.

NEW CHAPTER EVERY FRIDAY! --- The Earth was hit by a meteor, and it caused a mysterious virus to spread. The virus caused people to turn into zombies, and Luca Weisman lost his parents when he was sixteen to zombies as well. His other relatives also died because of zombies, that was the reason why he despised zombies very much, and he only had himself in the chaotic world that was about to end because of the catastrophe. He sealed himself off without letting anyone enter his territory, but one day, a strange delivery guy suddenly tried to knock on his door and wanted to come in. It turned out that the person was the annoying player he knew in the game, but one thing he didn't know was the person's true identity. Other feelings developed from the initial annoyance and hatred, but would those feelings still be the same after he found out the person's true identity?

Alyssa Harper moves to the small, quiet town of Hollow Creek to escape the scars of a messy divorce, seeking solace in a decrepit, isolated house. But the town, though charming on the surface, holds dark secrets, and soon, Alyssa begins to experience strange, unexplainable occurrences. Every night, at precisely 3:15 a.m., she hears knocks on her bedroom wall, followed by unsettling sounds and visions of a shadow that shouldn't exist. When the shadow takes form and a grotesque figure emerges from an antique mirror, Alyssa realizes that her new home harbors an ancient evil. As the darkness closes in, she discovers that Hollow Creek’s secrets are far worse than she ever imagined—and they have no intention of letting her leave.

Unsaid emotions blossom between two boys, Pravat Hiranwong and Tiwa Buathong, in school, but they are being pulled apart by the seeds of hatred growing in each other's hearts due to Jaran Buathong. Ten years later, Pravat knocks on the door of Tiwa's heart to humiliate him and teach a lesson to his brother Jaran. When Tiwa is reluctant to open the door, Pravat forces himself into his life and discovers some things. The withered flowers in each other's hearts begin to glow again, but they are expected to be destroyed by Jaran, who can't stay under the same roof as Pravat even if there is a storm outside. Let's see what fate has in store for them. Whether their Unsaid Love Story is said to everyone or not!

Amaron awakes from a strange prophecy. A strange man tells him to rally the remaining Filipino's from Pasik and travel to Maynilad, where they shall meet their destiny.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

One night a certain man knocks at the door, presenting to a young man an opportunity deemed to be that of a lifetime — an adventure that will precede timelines and edges of the unknown. All it takes is to be cast into the humongous web of creations governed by a hyper powerful Artificial Intelligence, and as for what is possible... everything is. Disclaimer: This is a true story, based on events yet to come!

Immortality brings me endless fear of being left behind.

Since the uncrowned event and the virus outbreak in 2019, the world has been very strained and trust between nations has diminished in the following years and to the present day. We follow Shiki, a 23 year-old young man, who during that time successfully fended of the Demon king's army, the Duke of Void, and a R.E.D from attacking the Central Empire all by his own. His memories became distant and fuzzy during that year, only seeing the silhouettes of the past. He yearns to remember his lost memories. In hopes of not losing himself from the shackles of the world. He meets with an old friend whom at first encounter, didn't even knock the door. "I don't even remember the time of my sister's birth, my own childhood, even my father's death. I don't even know If he was a good father or not." - Shiki L. Rain Novel title is still a placeholder.

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Elise grew up in a loving adoptive family. Having experienced a difficult childhood, she works hard to become a top model in the country and internationally. Love comes knocking on her door, she gets engaged to an insanely handsome young billionaire, her life becomes a living dream. Tragedy however begins knocking on her door when her family members begin to die one by one. She finds out her true identity and the extent of her powers. She identifies the monster behind the deaths in her family, her husband. Will her love overcome her desire for revenge?

This shouldn't be my life. None of these work like that. And if the magic continues to destroy me, I may have to take matters into my own hands. When a new friend from all over the country in need of help knocks on the door, I seize this opportunity myself. Better than staying here and dealing with my problems. So we go to Laurel Cove, where we can make lots of enemies for me and my two friends who haven't committed murder. Or friends for life. Can I accept Danica as my wife? Frankly, I don't know. But I guess we'll find out.

A dimly lit, gaudy bar, a woman throws a seductive glance at you. When you wake up again in a hotel, you find two bite marks on your neck, your blood drained. In the desolate wilderness, you're startled awake by the howl of wolves, unaware that tonight you've become the prey for a clan's coming-of-age ritual. In a cluttered bachelor apartment, you hear a knock on the door. You step forward, and through the peephole, a pair of hungry, crimson eyes stare back at its dinner. Alone, whispers fill your ears—the dead linger in the spirit realm. They refuse to leave you behind, resenting that you are still alive . At last, you've completed the ritual from the book. You are about to become the new Faust, but you don’t realize that the contract sold not only your wife and children, but also your soul. Anyone who glimpses beneath the curtain knows: Adonai abandoned His creations long ago...

Traversing through a new mystical world with no memories of himself or how he got there, Zero persevered eventually finding an altar surrounded by 6 pillars marked with carvings that contained infinity. -Do you wish to live?- "yes..." -Do you wish for power?- "yes..!" -Then accept me with all your might and enter the world of nexus!- Zero was then knocked unconscious and transported into a pure white world. This... Is the beginning of "Zero's" story

"Ayoko Mama! Dito lang ako. 'Tsaka Ma, sino 'yang bestfriend mong 'yan? Baka patayin din ako tulad ng ginawa mo sa akin kanina Mama," mariing tutol ko sa gusto ni Mama. "No, Dos. That's final. Nakausap ko na siya kanina at nagkasundo na kami. Ihahatid ka bukas ni Aya doon. Huwag kang mag-alala, mabait 'yon basta matino ka," sabay ngisi sa akin ni Mama. Ano kayang naghihintay kay Dos sa mansion kasama ang babaeng magpapatino sa kanya?

The reborn Michael grew up in children's homes and foster homes, where he was considered a “monster” and a “freak” because of his special status and his young body's inability to control powerful magical forces. He was long considered a “monster” and a “freak”. When he was eight years old, happiness accidentally knocked on the door of his heart, bringing him a ray of warmth and hope. One day when he was eleven years old, Dumbledore's unexpected visit opened a mysterious magic door for him. Faced with the unknown world of magic, Michael had no fear and resolutely chose to face it bravely. This is not because of greed, but he longs for more power and wisdom to guard the hard-won life that has been filled with happiness, and will not let any unknown force destroy it brutally.

Drake, a fat adult boy can't pay his debt because of his addiction in novels. One day his creditor knocked on his door and when he open it he got beaten up and he died. He got reborn in a barren island and he decided to be better in his journey to become a demon king. Sorry for the cover guys. I really don't know how to conver screenshots into jpeg or jpg. If you know it tell me how guys