Papa Luchon Meme

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- Chapter are going to be super short so don't complain.

Un homme ordinaire, Ye Chen, a voyagé accidentellement dans le monde de la cultivation et est devenu un immortel phénoménal de cette époque. Après 3 000 ans dans le monde de la cultivation, il a été trahi et a voyagé de retour sur Terre à travers une déchirure spatiale. Cinq ans s'étaient écoulés dans le monde mortel, mais quand il est revenu avec ses capacités, il a découvert qu'il avait maintenant une fille !

Le jeune maître de la famille Zhekova s'est approché de Cindy Clarke avec un vieux téléphone et a dit, "Tu as laissé tomber ceci il y a cinq ans, et je l'ai ramassé. Tu le nies encore ?" Il y a cinq ans, elle a été piégée et est tombée enceinte. Cindy Clarke n'aurait jamais imaginé que le père de son fils s'avérerait être le Prince Charmant que toute la nation adorait. Elle avait un père faible, une mère calculatrice, et une sœur qui complotait pour lui nuire ? Tout cela n'avait pas d'importance ! Adrian Zhekova a dit, "Tout ce qu'ils veulent, je te le donnerai. Qu'ils soient jaloux." Si ses adversaires diffamaient Cindy Clarke ? Adrian Zhekova a dit, "Je fermerai leur compte." Tu n'aimes pas ça ? Supporte-le ! Morgan Clarke a dit, "Sanglot, sanglot... Arthur Woods dit que je suis un enfant illégitime sans papa." Après la faillite de la famille Woods, Adrian Zhekova s'est tourné vers Cindy Clarke et a demandé, "Quand vas-tu officialiser notre relation ?" Cindy Clarke a répondu, "Depuis que je t'ai rencontré, c'est comme si j'avais un code de triche. Tout se passe comme je veux." Adrian Zhekova a répondu, "C'est exact, je suis ce code de triche."

Il y a cinq ans, elle était la plus grande plaisanterie de Haishi ! Sept mois après sa grossesse, elle découvrit que l'homme de leur nuit passionnée n'était pas son futur mari. L'homme qu'elle aimait profondément avait déjà une liaison avec sa sœur... Cinq ans plus tard, elle revint pour se venger avec son adorable enfant génie. À sa grande surprise, le père de l'enfant se révéla être l'homme le plus puissant ! Dès lors, elle devint la femme la plus enviée du monde ! Le tycoon Qi déclara avec arrogance : "Tu m'as embauché pour cent mille, maintenant je suis à toi pour la vie !" La princesse Tian Tian se cramponna à sa jambe : "Maman, tu m'as évitée pendant cinq ans, mais tu es finalement de retour pour prendre tes responsabilités !" Le prince Momo couvre sa mère d'affection : "Maman, voici ma carte bancaire, dépense comme tu le souhaites" Le génie Yuan Bao se plaignit pitoyablement : "Beauté Ling, tu ne me favorises plus seulement moi !"

Das neue Buch ist da! Meng Yunhan wurde in die Zeit der "Lebensmittelgutschein-Ära" zurückversetzt, eine Zeit, in der die Menschen mit Lebensmittel- und Kleiderknappheit zu kämpfen hatten. Aber dieses Mal hat sie keine Angst. Ausgestattet mit einem "Betrugscode" ist sie bereit, nicht nur ihr eigenes Unternehmen zu gründen, sondern auch ihren bekifften Bruder in den Griff zu bekommen und sogar Baozi, ihr Kind, zu unterstützen. Stoned-face Bruder: "Ehefrau, lass uns Baozi einpacken und abhauen!" Er behauptet, einen Sohn zu haben, der sich noch mehr an seine Frau klammert als er selbst, sei absolut schamlos! "Mami, lass uns einen neuen Papa suchen!" schlägt Baozi vor. Sein Vater, ein erwachsener Mann, ist immer noch so anhänglich an Mami. Wie schändlich! Meng Yunhan seufzt: Sie sind tatsächlich Vater und Sohn.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

"Slaying the Demon King Should’ve Been the End, Why Did It Restart?!" Arthur No-Retirement, the strongest hero in history, finally defeated the Demon King. But before he could celebrate, a lazy god named Lazyus appeared and revealed that the world keeps falling into destruction cycles—forcing Arthur to be summoned back every time. After experiencing this for centuries, Arthur decides to break the cycle. He tries to marry the Demon King, but fails since this one is male. Switching plans, he kidnaps the Imperial Princess, establishes world law, and becomes the Dictator Judge. The world is at peace, but a new problem arises: his wife is a yandere who wants to fill the world with Arthur’s descendants. Decades later, he has 13 overpowered children, terrifying the entire world. Just as Arthur hopes to retire, his children ask, "Papa, when are we conquering other worlds?" Arthur can only scream at the heavens, begging the gods for mercy.

Everything changed when he met the strange disciple, Tez, muttering about a Si Su Ten. Or was it System? Shuren is the young master of the Liu Clan, the most powerful sword clan in the world. Grandson of the deceased patriarch, he is determined to become the strongest swordsman and the next leader of the clan. There’s just a slight problem. He’s been cursed, unable to use a sword. Joining the Seven Clouds Sect as a disciple, Shuren dominates the sect. Until a mysterious disciple wielding a 'System' challenges his authority. But ever since then, things have been… changing. A thousand year old inheritance just appeared? The demonic sects have started attacking? There’s a sudden beast tide? The Unhallowed Monolith has awakened, threatening to destroy the entire city? But most importantly, his reputation has fallen to the ground?! You're all courting death, calling me a demon! So be it, I’ll do things my way! https://discord.com/invite/WqYTm6z3n8 Check it out for my secret stash of cultivation meme templates. https://www.patreon.com/flowdenscreed

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

Reencarnado como Yamcha que fue un desperdicio en la historia original el siempre humillado en la etapa inicial y en Z convertido en meme pero el lo cambiara

Li An'An foi rotulada como filha de um assassino quando criança, abusada e atormentada incessantemente na família de seus pais adotivos. Quatro anos depois, ela fez um retorno triunfal com três filhas. Modelos de carros de luxo, blogueiras gourmet e filhas de CEO foram todas ofuscadas por seu esplendor. Ainda assim, o pior era o CEO de um império do comércio que poderia encantar qualquer mulher estava constantemente a segui-la onde quer que ela fosse!

In der Nacht, in der ihr Verlobter sie betrog, dachte Ran Xueyi nicht, dass ihre Familie und Freunde noch vor ihr davon wussten. Am Boden zerstört, beschließt Xueyi, dass sie sich rächen will, indem sie den Ruf ihrer Familie ruiniert und aus der Verlobung herauskommt, die sie nicht wollte! Und der einzige Weg, das zu tun, war, mit dem Kind eines anderen Mannes schwanger zu werden! Aber was passiert, wenn der Vater ihres Kindes nach 2 Jahren vor ihren Augen auftaucht und verlangt, sie und ihr Kind zurückzunehmen? Wird Xueyi seinem Charme widerstehen können, wenn sogar ihr Sohn diesen Mann als seinen Vater adoptieren will?! --- Das ist Song Yu Han, ein rätselhafter Mann und der reichste Tycoon des Landes! Zu dumm nur, dass der Mann kalt wie Eis ist... Aber gerade als alle dachten, dass es nie eine Frau geben würde, in die er sich verlieben könnte, brachte er plötzlich eine schöne Frau und einen Sohn mit. ---- Ein paar Szenen aus dem Roman: "Mama, ich möchte mit Papa zu Abend essen", sagte der Kleine eines Tages. Xueyi konnte dem Charme ihres Sohnes nicht widerstehen und sagte zögernd ja. Am nächsten Tag. "Mami, ich habe von meinen Klassenkameraden gehört, dass sie bei ihren Eltern schlafen. Kann ich Papa anrufen, damit er bei uns schläft?" Xueyi lehnte die Idee ab, aber als ihr Sohn zu weinen begann und einen Wutanfall bekam, gab sie schließlich nach. Und am nächsten Tag wieder. "Mami, ich will eine kleine Schwester von Mami und Papi. Geh und mach mir eine!", forderte der Kleine und zwinkerte dann seinem Vater zu, der hinter ihm stand. So beginnt das Leben von Xueyi, die von ihrem Mann und ihrem Sohn geliebt wird. [REIFER INHALT]

Meet Chad: every woman’s already throwing themselves at him, but his heart beats for one—his 2D waifu! Bursting with lewd, perverted humor, cringe-worthy awkwardness, and a nonstop barrage of memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture jabs, this outrageous tale proves real girls can’t compete.

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‘Como foi que isso aconteceu’ O jovem, praticamente um garoto olhava para a cena em sua frente. Em apenas uma olhada era possível ver dezenas de pessoas, mais atentamente ele tinha certeza que podiam ser centenas ou milhares, de pessoas se prostrado em sua frente. Desde o centro da praça da cidade até as ruas adjacentes na frente do templo, com uma similaridade assustadora com oque acontecia no Vaticano quando o Papa fazia algum discurso. O jovem sentado em um trono grande demaia para ele, dentro de um templo de mármore podia ver a expressões de felicidade, reverência, gratidão e em alguns uma pequena pitada de medo. Não que ele prestasse muita atenção nos demais, sua atenção era atraída principalmente para o grupo diretamente abaixo do trono. Esse grupo era composto de pessoas de várias idades desde velhos com cabelos grisalhos e enrugados, mas com corpos estranhamente saudáveis e com posturas eretas como postes, há jovens de várias idade incluindo crianças. Oque esse grupo tinha em particular tinha em comum expressão que tinham, só podendo ser descritas como fanáticas enquanto olhavam o jovem. A única coisa que se passava na cabeça do jovem, cento dessa atenção desmedida era simplesmente… ‘Como as coisas ficaram assim?!!!! Eu só tava jogando um jogo!!!!’ ——————————— Em um quarto de um apartamento comum, em uma cidade comum. Um jovem aparentemente comum podia ser visto deitado na cama com um celular sobre o peito. O celular estava ligado e mostrava cenas do que parecia ser um jogo. Com uma pequena e intrigante coincidência de que o jovem sentado em um enorme trono dentro de um templo de mármore, era completamente idêntico ao jovem dormindo. ********************************************** Obrigado ao ImagineArt pela imagem

Pixie, Siren, Dragon and a half human debut in an idol group Gachome, a unique first of its kind global group created to spread the message of love and unity among all races of mythical creatures and humans as they learn to put their differences aside and live in harmony after the Grand War. The story folllows the four girls: mainly Kaleith, a half human, Marya the charming pixie, Bahiyy a shy sirin, Nix the mysterious dragon, as they navigate through life and grow through their struggles as a group. But that's not all. Gachome was also created to raise spies who fight against evil forces which threaten to disrupt the peace of mankind and magical creatures in this New World.

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Pria bersetelan formal menjeda langkah, memandang isi kamar putranya. Berantakan. "Tidak biasanya kamar kamu seperti ini, apa yang terjadi sampai hati mengobrak-abrik barang-barang?" tanyanya. Rakha menoleh sendu ke ambang pintu dengan perasaan hancur berkeping." "Papa sudah pulang," Rakha menggumam pelan. Miko melangkahi bantal tergeletak di sisi pintu, memindahkan gulungan selimut ke tempat tidur dan banyak lagi kegiatan dilakukannya membereskan kamar. "Belajarlah menjadi lelaki dewasa. Jangan melampiaskan emosi ke benda-benda di sekitar, ini mencerminkan sikap kekanak-kanakan," tegur Miko. "Papa tidak tahu alasan aku marah," lirih Rakha. Selesai merapikan isi kamar, Miko duduk di sofa. "Kemari. Ada sesuatu penting ingin Papa bicarakan," ucap Miko sungguh-sungguh. Rakha menolak bangkit. "Prihal bisnis lagi? Aku tidak semangat diskusi lain kali saja membahasnya." "Bukan. Ini tentang perjodohanmu dengan putri teman Papa," jelas Miko. "Hatiku sedang patah tidak sebaiknya Papa menghibur aku dengan gurauan atau lelucon, bukan menambah beban pikiranku dengan memberitahu aku hendak dijodohkan," miris Rakha. Miko merogoh saku jas kantornya, beranjak mendekat dan menyodorkan sebuah foto kehadapan Rakha. "Perhatikan baik-baik. Dia yang akan menjadi istrimu," kata Miko. Rakha mengambil foto tersebut, menatap datar gambar perempuan berwajah anggun yang tengah tersenyum lembut. "Armala satu-satunya putri tunggal Adinata dan Farah. Kamu dan dia sama-sama anak pertama bedanya kamu memiliki adik. Armala tidak. Kalian dijodohkan tanpa sepengetahuan Mama dan adikmu agar pernikahan kalian berjalan lancar tanpa hambatan," terang Miko. "Papa tidak ada bedanya dengan Mama dan Luna, mengatur aku sesuka hati," sedih Rakha. "Berhenti protes. Terima pilihan Papa. Jika Aqeela mencintai kamu mana mungkin dia meninggalkanmu untuk Fattah. Jika Aqeela tulus mencintai, seratus lelaki yang datang menawarkan cinta sudah pasti ditolak demi menjaga perasaanmu. Tetapi kenyataannya Aqeela tidak menolak Fattah," sambung Miko. "Dari mana Papa tahu Aqeela mengkhianati Aku? Apa mungkin dibalik kandasnya percintaanku ada campur tangan—" "Menuduh Papa?" sela Miko. "Aku tidak menuduh hanya saja terasa janggal di saat hubunganku dan Aqeela rusak, Papa mengungkapkan perjodohan ini seperti jauh hari sudah direncakanan tapi kalau Papa tidak terlibat dalam hal ini dari mana Papa mengetahui semuanya?" terheran Rakha. "Dimas memberitahu segalanya," jawab Miko. Rakha merosotkan bahu, usaha menyembunyikan masalah dari Papa berakhir percuma karena Dimas suka rela membocorkannya. "Selama ini kamu memberikan yang terbaik kepada Aqeela, tidak perlu menyesal ditinggal pergi. Tidak ada gunanya meratapi kepergian cinta. kamu pantas hidup bahagia, membuka lembaran baru dengan Armala," lanjut Miko. Rakha mengusap air mata, mengangguk siap menjalani kehidupan baru bersama Armala.

The day my house turned against me started like any other lights flashing at my command, blinds snapping shut with military precision, and my coffee machine chirping a cheerful "Good morning!" as if it hadn't just witnessed me going broke. Here I was, a self-styled tech evangelist, huddled on the floor of my "smart" house, staring at an empty screen where my Bitcoin wallet once sat. My sin? Hubris. My penalty? Accidentally nuking my private keys while upgrading a custom node server, believing I could outsmart the pros. The result? A $425,000 crater where my crypto nest egg once grew, and a smart fridge that now beeped condescendingly every time I opened its doors. Panic fell like a rogue AI. I pleaded with tech-savvy friends, who responded with a mix of pity and "You did what?! " I scrolled through forums until my eyes were streaming, trawling through threads filled with such mouthfuls as "irreversible blockchain entropy" and "cryptographic oblivion." I even begged my fridge's voice assistant to turn back the chaos, half-expecting it to sneer and respond, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." A Reddit thread buried deep under doom scrolls and memes was how desperation finally revealed to me Rapid Digital Recovery, a single mention of gratitude to the software that recovered lost crypto like digital paramedics.". In despair, but without options, I called them. Their people replied with no judgment, but clinical immediacy, such as a hospital emergency room surgeons might exercise. Within a few hours, their engineers questioned my encrypted system logs a labyrinth of destroyed scripts and torn files like conservators rebuilding a fractured relic. They reverse-engineered my abortive update, tracking digital crumbs across layers of encryption. I imagined them huddled over glowing screens, fueled by coffee and obscurity of purpose, playing my catastrophe as a high-stakes video game. Twelve days went by, and an email arrived: "We've found your keys." My fingers trembled as I logged in. There it was my Bitcoin, resurrected from the depths, shining on the screen like a digital phoenix. I half-expect my smart lights to blink in gratitude. Rapid Digital Recovery not only returned my money; they restored my faith in human ingenuity against cold, uncaring computer programming. Their people combined cutting-edge forensics with good-old-fashioned persistence, refusing to make my mistake a permanent one. Today, my smart home remains filled with automation, but I've shut down its voice activation. My fridge? It's again chilling my beer silently judging me as I walk by. If you ever find yourself in a war of minds with your own machines, believe in the Rapid Digital Recovery. They'll outsmart the machines for you so you won't have to. Just perhaps unplug the coffee maker beforehand. Contact Info Below: Whatsapp: +1 4 14 80 71 4 85 Email: rapid digital recovery (@) execs. com Telegram: h t t p s: // t. me / Rapiddigitalrecovery1

TEMPORADA 4 (pt.2) disponible apartir del 7 de mayo 2025 Temporada 4 (RESUMEN) necesito estar contigo en mis últimos dias-- Luis entiéndeme yo no quiero estar contigo yo soy muy feliz con mi novio-- Nilo / / / / _________________ / / / / ________________ / / / / ~hermano no me quiero morir porfavor ayúdame pídele dinero a Lucas para mi tratamiento- Omar ~hermano ya no tengo nada que ver con el pero por ti voy hacer lo posible- Nilo / / / / ________________ / / / / _________________ / / / / •yo no soy tu papa!!- Toño •que es lo que estas diciendo papá- Nilo •tu verdadera familia son millonarios y ellos te esta buscado todo el tiempo- Toño >>>>>>>> RESUMEN TEMPORADA 1 Hola yo soy Nilo y está es mi historia, un día como cualquier día conocí a Lucas un joven muy apuesto de primero todo está muy bien pero de pronto todo empieza a mal mi mamá muere y La familia de Lucas nos quiere separ en primer lugar Rebeca y después conozco a Mateo a mi nuevo novio ¿Con cuál me quedo? TEMPORADA 2 debido a unos problemas empecé a salir con Luis pero Luis es un chico muy raro y hace lo posible para que yo no vea a Lucas pero el me sigue gustando y quiero llevar nuestra relación más allá porque me pasa esto ami: Lucas que paso: **** Nilo está en coma: dice Lucas llorando ¿Que pasara? TEMPORADA 3 después de que Nilo está en coma Lucas decide volver con su ex Hilda Miguel se canas de que Omar ya no se preocupe de el y nadamás se preocupa de su hija que está en coma TEMPORADA 4 RESUMEN MUY PRONTO CONTINUARA..... TEMPORADA. CAPITULOS (1). (8) (2). (8) (3). (10) (4). (3) {CONTINUARAAA!!}

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

Reborn as a K-Pop Trainee with a System A Comedy-Drama with a Bollywood Twist! Synopsis: Lee Joon, a world-famous Oscar-winning actor, had everything—fame, wealth, and millions of fans. But one day, he dies in the most ridiculous way possible (thanks to a vengeful cat, but that’s another story). The next thing he knows—he’s reborn as an 18-year-old Korean trainee in a ruthless K-pop agency. No acting, no Hollywood connections—just singing, dancing, and suffering. To make matters worse, he has zero talent for dancing. His first attempt at choreography? A Bollywood SRK pose that accidentally goes viral! But just when he’s about to give up, a mysterious system appears: [Ding! Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the ‘Survival Idol System’!] [Complete missions, earn fame, and become the biggest star in the world!] Now, Joon is stuck in the most brutal K-pop survival show where trainees will do anything to debut—even sabotage each other! With his acting skills, his system’s help, and his Indian-style dramatic instincts, can he survive the cutthroat world of K-pop? Or will he just become a meme-worthy internet sensation?! --- What to Expect: ✅ Hilarious Comedy – Joon’s Bollywood antics clash with K-pop’s strict rules! ✅ Chaotic Romance – Fake dating scandals, rivals turning into lovers, and unexpected chemistry! ✅ Showbiz Drama – Backstabbing, industry secrets, and meme-worthy performances! ✅ Overpowered System Shenanigans – Missions, fame points, and Joon scamming his way to stardom! Joon might have been reborn in the wrong industry… but who says he can’t become a K-pop legend anyway?!

*"In some worlds, death is the end. In others, it’s a mercy."* Some stories are meant to inspire. Others exist to remind you that life is one long, merciless joke. This was one of those. A world where heroes and villains are just two sides of the same bloodstained coin. Where fate doesn’t grant second chances—only crueler ways to suffer. Where the so-called protagonist isn’t some destined savior but a walking catastrophe waiting to happen. And me? Well, let’s just say I wasn’t supposed to be here. No cheats, no divine blessing—just a front-row seat to a reality where even the strongest are just well-dressed pawns on a board stacked against them. -------------------------- *"In some worlds, death is the end. In others, it’s just a fucking courtesy."* Hey, normies, don’t get your hopes up—this ain’t some top-tier literary masterpiece. Just your everyday, pent-up engineer reject vomiting his frustrations onto a page. Love it, hate it, meme it to hell—I don’t care. Commitment issues? Oh, absolutely. No promises this won’t rot unfinished in some forgotten corner of the internet. Anyway, welcome to a world where heroes are just villains with better PR, the MC is a glorified landmine, and even death clocks in as the better option. No chosen ones, no overpowered cheats—just one long, cosmic joke with zero punchline. Enjoy the ride. Or don’t. Not my problem.

"PaPa!" As soon as he crossed into the parallel world, he saw a delicate and cute little girl calling her father. Yang Yi expressed his confusion. Well, Xi Xi is a 100% pro-daughter, and the child's mother is actually a cold and beautiful after-sales singer. This is a lot of fun! Problems also follow. How to coax the baby? Yang Yi, who was a lone killer in his previous life, scratched his head. Would you like to tell a story? Yang Yi didn't expect that the story he moved over would be popular all over the world! How do you get the mother of the child who was angry with you back? Yang Yi, who has experience, said that there is no problem that cannot be solved by a love song. If there is, then two! Many years later, Yang Yi sighed: In fact, I just want to open a coffee shop that sells feelings and quietly be a beautiful man of art. The fans were shocked: Father-in-law, don't make trouble, we are still waiting for our daughter-in-law to star in "That Killer is Not Too Cold"! What? How dare you hit our Xixi's idea, Yang Yi angrily pulled out the dragon blade: Dragon God!

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The story unfolds with a high school boy Evan enduring ceaseless bullying from both his male and female classmates. He's regarded as an easy target due to his quiet and peaceful nature, lacking the inclination to engage in fights or confrontations. Despite the torment, neither friends nor teachers come to his aid, perpetuating his suffering. However, the trajectory of his life takes a dramatic turn when he is unexpectedly transported to another world by the Goddess of Love, a breathtakingly beautiful being. She entrusts him with a pivotal mission: to defeat the demon lord plaguing this unfamiliar realm. Bestowing upon his divine powers to enhance his strength, the goddess sets him on a path filled with perilous adventures. In this new world, he forges deep connections and friendships, eventually falling in love with a princess who is destined to become his future wife. But Things change after Evan finally kills the demon lord. Those he once trusted betray him mercilessly, The Princess shares her thought that she never liked someone disgusting and ugly and she is already having an intimate life with the handsome prince, the princess he adores ruthlessly ends his life. Suddenly, he awakens in bewilderment, finding himself once more in the presence of the Goddess of Love. Filled with anger and confusion, he confronts her about the harrowing experiences he endured. To his astonishment, the goddess manages to pacify his turbulent emotions with a kiss. Gradually, he comes to realize that he has returned to his home world, Earth, with no recollection of the events that transpired following his return. Despite spending more than five years in the other world, his physical form remains that of a 17-year-old teenager. The divine powers, weapons, and domains bestowed upon him by the goddess are entirely absent. With no other options, he reluctantly resumes his former life on Earth, enduring the same torment of bullying and facing a life of poverty. Just when he believes things couldn't get any stranger, he encounters a peculiar and extraordinarily beautiful girl. Her appearance seems utterly out of place on Earth, her beauty transcending any human standard. Before he can begin to unravel this perplexing mystery, the girl spontaneously jumps into his arms, affectionately calling him "Papa," and places a kiss on his lips. The word "Papa" sends a chilling shiver down his spine as he begins to recall the enigmatic events involving the Goddess of Love. ====== Tags: revenge, action, old-love-interest, Goddess love, Yandere, incest, loli-con, romance, betrayal, harem, and Dad-con. Notice: extreme yandere daughter that would kill or wipe anyone who would come between her and her father. Warning: This is fanfiction, don't do this at home with your daughter and father. Note: Evan's daughter will appear in chapter five. (The book cover is not mine)

Alara uma mulher apaixonada por sua família, sua filha Lucy e seu marido Evan, vê tudo fujindo de seu controle com a volta de uma ex namorada, uma amante sem vergonha que veio para tomar o que é Alara sempre preservou, a sua família. Será que Alara permitirá, o que o futuro reserva?

Ordinary and abnormal overlap, just like the deep sea and the sea surface. Above the sea, tall buildings stand in rows, the world is normal, and mortals operate as precisely as gears, and their lives are in order. Under the deep sea, there are upside-down doors, secret histories, and countless taboos sunk in the sea - thaumaturgy, memes/anti-memes, reality distortion, narrative layers, pataphysics, divinity/supreme divinity... Only a very few people can glimpse a corner of the truth. Is it lucky? Or unfortunate? sean traveled to this magical world, and countless possibilities unfolded in front of him. …

MENANTU BAYARAN Cinta (24 tahun), terpaksa menjadi menantu bayaran, karena dia butuh uang untuk memenuhi kebutuhan keluarganya. Dia anak pertama dari empat bersaudara. Ibunya dan ayahnya berpisah. Ibunya pergi entah kemana, tak pernah ada kabar. Cinta butuh uang. Ayahnya juga sudah tua dan sakit-sakitan. Leonardo (27 tahun), dia tak mau menikah karena membenci wanita, kecuali Omanya, yang sangat baik dan setia kepada sang kakek, suaminya, sampai kakek meninggal. Leo pernah diselingkuhi oleh wanita yang sangat dia cintai. Begitu juga mamanya Leo, yang selingkuh dari papanya, hingga papanya mengalami kecelakaan ketika akan mengejar mamanya, dia meninggal karena kecelakaan mobil itu. Leo sebenarnya tak mau menikah. Tapi Omanya selalu meminta Leo untuk cepat menikah dan memberikan dia cicit. Impian terakhir dia sebelum meninggal adalah melihat anak Leo.