Abeja Viendo Arriba Meme

``` —Luo Huian era la más bella, fuerte y narcisista —¡corten! ¡Corten! ¡Corten! Vamos otra vez, y háganlo de nuevo. —Luo Huian era la inmortal más bella, fuerte y sabia en el reino de paz y armonía. —Sus dos padres la adoraban, y ella gozaba de un generoso suministro de recursos y pastillas. —Su vida era perfecta. —Sin embargo, su perfecta vida llegó a un fin abrupto cuando Luo Huian, una inmortal cuya responsabilidad era traer paz a aquellos que habían llegado a su fin y habían perdido la fe —vio a un hombre saltar de un edificio. —Debido a sus creencias inflexibles y sentido de justicia, no salvó al abusador. Desafortunadamente, ese hombre era el hijo de los cielos. —La pérdida de su vida trajo infinitos problemas en la vida de Luo Huian y fue castigada por los cielos. Fue enviada al mundo de los humanos donde tenía que rescatar al menos a quinientas personas salvando sus vidas cuando estaban al límite de su ingenio. —Para un inmortal esto era un trabajo fácil, ¿verdad? —Incorrecto. —Su abuela envió a Luo Huian a un mundo donde las Rocas de Penumbra habían desatado el caos. Bestias y monstruos eran engendrados por las Rocas de Penumbra que succionaban cada gramo de felicidad de los humanos. —Este mundo estaba dominado por cazadores que podían matar a las bestias con los poderes que habían despertado. —Y en este mundo despiadado, Luo Huian sacó la peor parte. ¡Despertó en el cuerpo de un cazador de clase F! —Maldición. —Si eso no fuera lo suficientemente malo, el dueño anterior había confesado a su primo político y fue expulsada de la familia. —Doble rana en la olla caliente. —Sin un solo centavo en el bolsillo Luo Huian sale a completar su misión. —Pero, ¿qué pasaría cuando Luo Huian, que era un cazador de clase F, aniquilara a los Penumbra y Vacíos de clase Z que incluso los cazadores de clase S no podían? —Mira cómo se defiende de los peligros y al mismo tiempo salva las vidas de las personas. Pero en esta pequeña misión, hay un pequeño obstáculo —las tres tentaciones atractivas. ``` —Mmph —Luo Huian empujó al mer que la había tumbado en la cama mientras se sentaba sobre su cintura—. Bájate. —No puedo —respondió Qi Yongrui mientras se quitaba la camisa—. Papá Shun dijo que envidia al tío Wang. Él también quiere tener un nieto. Así que, esposa trabajemos duro esta noche, ¿vale? Luo Huian: Queridos cielos, sálvenme, ¡soy una mujer sin deseos! **** —¿Crees que es atractivo? —Fan Meilin interrogó a la mujer que estaba de pie junto a él. Aunque él fue el que ganó la carrera y el trofeo, su esposa estaba mirando al otro mer. —Pues sí —Luo Huian, que era una apreciadora de la belleza, estuvo de acuerdo al instante—. Pero, ¿por qué preguntas eso? Los ojos de Fan Meilin brillaron mientras le sonreía y se inclinaba más cerca de su cuerpo mientras le susurraba al oído: —Puede que él sea atractivo pero yo soy mejor conductor. No solo en la pista sino también en la cama, ¿quieres probar, cariño? Luo Huian: ¡Resiste la tentación! ¡A toda costa! Soy una mujer de corazón de hierro. ***** —¿Es esto necesario? —Luo Huian preguntó mientras se sentaba en el sofá, viendo al mer trazar sus dedos sobre sus curvas mientras ella estaba sentada en nada más que un traje de baño moderno. El mer asintió mientras escribía en su pequeña libreta: —Necesito trazar cada pulgada de tu piel para crear mi obra más fina, así que no te muevas —Después de terminar de escribir, le entregó la libreta a Luo Huian, sus dedos rozando la curva de su busto, cintura y. Luo Huian: ¡Mi virtud está en extremo riesgo! ** La protagonista femenina que intenta hacer todo para salvar su virtud de ser tomada ya que ralentizaría su cultivo x los protagonistas masculinos que intentan hacer lo mejor para arrebatársela. *********** Aviso de contenido delicado: Aunque el libro está ambientado en un contexto cómico, podrían haber algunos temas incómodos que discutirán la depresión y la soledad. ***********

``` —La madrastra de Shi Qian la engañó y la forzó a casarse con un hombre en estado vegetativo. Había tres cosas buenas de él. ¡Era rico, guapo... e incapaz de despertar! Fu Sinian, quien había estado en coma durante más de tres años, despertó y encontró que de repente tenía una esposa. Su pequeña esposa era justa, bella y tenía piernas largas. "¡Si no me amas, no te necesito!" Fu Sinian dijo y fríamente lanzó los papeles de divorcio. —Poco después, la famosa Shi Qian fue capturada en una fotografía en el lujoso coche del pez gordo, Fu Sinian. Fu Sinian aclaró públicamente y dijo: "La Señorita Shi y yo estamos conocidos". Netizens: "¿Solo están conocidos? ¡Ambos son llevados en el mismo coche! ¡Estamos esperando que nos den una bofetada con sus palabras, Joven Maestro Fu! ¡Nueve millones de fanáticos están mirando y esperando!" —Poco después, Shi Qian, que era popular en el círculo, fue fotografiada nuevamente entrando al hotel al mismo tiempo que Fu Sinian y solo salió después de tres días. Fu Sinian aclaró de nuevo: "La Señorita Shi y yo no tenemos ese tipo de relación. No estamos saliendo". Netizens: "¡El Sr. Fu debe haber fallado en su conquista! Si hubiese una chica que el Joven Maestro Fu no pudiera manejar en este mundo, debe ser su diosa, Shi Qian!" —¡Treinta millones de fanáticos continuaban comiendo palomitas y viendo el drama! Más tarde, Shi Qian, quien tiene doscientos millones de fanáticos, tuvo náuseas matutinas mientras estaba en la Ceremonia de Premiación a la Mejor Actriz! Fu Sinian caminó lentamente hacia el escenario y abrazó la cintura de Shi Qian y dijo: "Gracias por la preocupación de todos. ¡La Señora Fu está embarazada de nuestro segundo hijo!" ¡Los doscientos millones de fanáticos estaban confundidos. ¿La hermosa Shi Qian estaba embarazada de su segundo hijo? —¡Estaban viendo el drama desarrollarse todo el camino! ¿Cuándo dejaron de seguir el ritmo? ```

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

``` —No voy a ser definida como una desviada sin lobo. —No seré un peón en los juegos que juegan los Alfas. —Y me niego a ser emparejada con el extraño que irrumpió en mi vida y puso todo patas arriba... —Solo que esa podría ser mi mayor desafío hasta ahora. Esas eran las palabras que Lyla se repetía a sí misma al salir de la gala anual de hombres lobo, empapada en su sudor y sus feromonas. Hace apenas unos días, era una adolescente feliz existiendo en el mundo humano —tratando de pasar la universidad e irse lejos, olvidar todo lo que había pasado y comenzar la vida de nuevo— pero ahora, está en medio de la gala, tendida en el suelo con sus deseos a la vista de todos y el Alfa Ramsey Kincaid —el líder Licano del Trono de la Luna Blanca— extendiendo sus manos hacia ella. Si lo acepta, deshonraría a su familia porque no está en condiciones de mezclarse con nadie, qué decir del líder Licano que estaba fuera de su alcance y si se niega, corre el riesgo de ser enviada a la prisión de la manada por no cuidarse mejor durante su celo —sí, era un crimen para ella estar sin un lobo. Pero cuando él la toca, algo dentro de ella se remueve... ¿Deseos? ¡Sí! ¿Poderes ocultos por la diosa de la Luna? ¡Sí! Y quizás, solo quizás, los movimientos de su lobo perdido cuya voz puede calmar a los lobos feroces y curar... ¿Puede aprender a confiar en este hombre cuya boca dice una cosa y sus manos hablan otro idioma o se convertirá en un peón —una pieza de ajedrez en los juegos que juegan los Alfas? Una cosa es segura: Lyla Woodland había terminado de ser la pequeña y sucia desviada sin lobo de la manada. Es hora de que esta maravilla sin lobo les muestre de qué está hecha. #Amor lento #Profecías antiguas y etéreas #Triángulo amoroso —ML y mejor amiga de FL #Villano enamorado de FL Únete a mi grupo de discord: https://discord.gg/t2w9NgC4 ```

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

Blurb > What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

Synopsis: After forging the Pact of Crimson Hearts with the mysterious and dazzling Tachibana, Machio’s life takes a sudden turn—from mildly embarrassing to full-blown humiliating. The soul-thread that ties him to Tachibana now acts like a cosmic magnet... but instead of attracting noble allies or wise mentors, it only summons sadistic women with a twisted sense of affection! From gothic vampire ladies who want to "train" him like a pet, to overpowered exorcist girls who think making him dress in frilly outfits will "purify his spirit," Machio can't walk five steps without getting dragged into some new mortifying situation. Each encounter chips away at his dignity—and Nariyuki, being the best worst friend ever, documents it all for the memes. Meanwhile, Tachibana, secretly a little jealous but way too proud to admit it, tries to "protect" Machio... which somehow only makes the sadistic rivals more interested in stealing him away! As Machio struggles to uncover the mystery of their cursed bond, he must also survive a daily gauntlet of teasing, traps, and "punishment games" — all while desperately trying not to break the fragile soul-thread that now ties his fate to Tachibana’s. Because if he dies of humiliation… she does too. And so begins the most chaotic, ego-shattering love story across time. Genres: Romantic Comedy, Supernatural, Action, Sadistic Humor Tags: Vampire Princess, Cursed Romance, Sadistic Love Interests, Humiliation Comedy, Soul Bond, Destiny, Disaster Best Friend

Siendo víctima de un incendio que destruyó por completo la casa familiar, Valentina quedó con varias quemaduras en su cuerpo, lo que hizo que la llamaran la criatura de Bayhill. Su hermanastra, Chole Callum, estaba a punto de casarse y, según la tradición familiar, Valentina, como la hija mayor de la familia, debía casarse primero. Viendo esto como una oportunidad para limpiar su vergüenza, la familia Callum puso un precio a la cabeza de Valentina: a quien se casara con ella se le darían cien mil dólares. La familia declaró que el esposo de Valentina no necesitaba cuidar de ella, ya que podría deshacerse de ella una vez que se firmara el certificado de matrimonio. Con eso, muchas personas se interesaron en Valentina; sin embargo, su hermanastra eligió al peor entre los pretendientes, pensando que Valentina sería abandonada después del matrimonio y probablemente terminaría muerta en pocos días. Pero poco sabía ella que había elegido a un multimillonario para su hermana, vestido como un hombre sin hogar y sin fuente de ingresos; poco sabían que él es el hombre más comentado en el mundo. "¿Cómo tendrías la última risa si te suicidaras ahora?" "¿No quieres ver a tu hermana venir a rogarte perdón?" "¿No quieres ser la clave de la fortuna de tu familia? ¿No quieres ser el Sí y el No de tu familia?" "¿No quieres ver a tu familia de rodillas suplicándote que vengas a salvarlos de su catástrofe?" "¿No quieres gobernar el mundo de nuevo, convertirte en la mujer de la que todos no pueden dejar de hablar en el país, como hace diez años, pero esta vez sería diferente? Serás coronada como Reina." "Mantente viva y todo esto sucederá." "Quédate conmigo y te convertiré en la mujer en el corazón de todos los hombres, incluso los casados."

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

Como uno de los herederos de la familia Vandaster, Shiu Vandaster tuvo que trabajar duro y cambiar frecuentemente de escuela debido a la reputación de su familia y a su propia imagen de chico malo y delincuente. Creía que su último año de colegio sería tranquilo y sin incidentes, y sin ganas de hacer amigos. Pero cuando Shiu se reencuentra con su obsesivo amigo de la infancia, Damio, todos sus planes se desmoronan poniendo su mundo patas arriba. Pasan los años y ya son adultos, sin embargo, Damio está decidido a permanecer a su lado. Por mucho que Shiu intentara escapar de la implacable persecución del hombre, éste siempre se las arreglaba para encontrarlo. Aquellos ojos negros e intensos parecían arder de obsesión y deseo, fijos en Shiu siempre. A medida que sus vidas se entrelazaban cada vez más, marcadas por un amor y una pasión turbulentas, Shiu llegó a la conclusión de que escapar de las garras del hombre era imposible.

We share our Memes here

A world of hunters in which they hunt down creatures from another world in the form of gates and the dungeons inside them, with the power of cliche and memes anything is possible! "does that mean I could fly?" "no shit" "is that a gate that leads to another world?!" "what of course not they lead to dungeons!... Wait... Wha-

La historia de Alex y Bruna se remonta a sus años de instituto, ella es magnética y muy diferente al resto, parece leerle la mente solo con mirarle a los ojos. Tras la muerte de su abuela, Bruna descubre que efectivamente ella no es una persona normal. Aunque sufren varios desencuentros Alex nunca se olvida de ella y veinte años más tarde de reencuentran, con vidas completamente diferentes, aunque su vínculo es innegable. Bruna, sin quererlo, pone la vida de Alex patas arriba, y él, que ahora es un hombre de éxito, CEO de un importante despacho de abogados, decide que está vez va conseguir conocer sus secretos más profundos para llegar a su corazón y quedarse para siempre.

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- This is a super short story so there will be less than 20 chapters in it.

Zane Kingsley was just your average Gen-Z burnout. Jobless, broke, sleep-deprived, and emotionally sponsored by memes and sarcasm, he didn’t ask to wake up in another world. He especially didn’t ask to wake up in the corpse of Varell Duskshade—a disgraced noble who got himself expelled from the continent’s most elite magic academy by throwing a flaming chair at his professor. With no memories of this body, no magical knowledge, and no idea why his fingers keep glowing at the worst moments, Zane must now survive a school where bloodlines matter, failure equals exile, and everyone remembers what he did—except him. Oh, and there's a mysterious voice in his head that may or may not be a sentient error message from the universe. Armed with broken logic, a twisted sense of humor, and the kind of ideas that shouldn’t work but somehow do, Zane is about to take Eldryn by storm. One illogical spell at a time.

Meet Boom. Just Boom. (Or sometimes "Lord Skibidi Rizzbender 3000" — he changes it every chapter. Don’t ask.) He’s the most powerful being in existence. He’s also the most accidentally destructive. Every time he tries to help, planets go boom, galaxies vanish, and cows get launched into orbit. All he wanted was to save a cat. Now the United Nations and the Multiverse Council are begging him to STOP helping. He’s tired. Emotionally bankrupt. Socially confused. Also wearing a hoodie that says “RIZZ GOD420” and sipping juice while the universe explodes behind him. But the real problem? He can’t die. He can’t chill. And worst of all — He keeps breaking the 4th wall to roast YOU, the reader. This isn’t your usual sad boy overpowered antihero arc. This is a meme-fueled, Gen-Z-certified, internet-breaking chaotic comedy saga that goes from zero to planetary extinction in 0.2 seconds.

“Who are these brave knights?” asked the beautiful princess, her voice laced with hope and confusion. “We,” said the one with the flaming sword and a Molotov in his other hand, “are the reason your castle’s on fire.” ______________________________________________________________________ When five gamers wake up in a medieval fantasy world armed with nothing but their Garry’s Mod powers and limitless chaos energy, the laws of reality don’t stand a chance. Armed with spawn menus, physics guns, and the social grace of a teabagging speedrunner, these misfits aren't here to follow the prophecy—they’re here to break the server. They crash royal balls (literally), slap dragon butts in slow motion, and rewrite fate itself using Lua scripts and duct tape. Magic? Outclassed. Destiny? Debugged. Common sense? Deleted. In a realm of swords and sorcery, they bring memes, mods, and mayhem. The kingdoms will fall. The physics will glitch. And yes… the Jigglypuffs is just getting started.

Zhang Wei was broke, single, and invisible in 2024. No money, no girlfriend, no future. Then one rainy night, after getting drunk and electrocuted by his rice cooker, he woke up in 2009. Armed with the knowledge of future stocks, crypto, and memes, he’s ready to rewrite his destiny—starting with Bitcoin. From a loser nobody cared about, to a crypto king everyone chases. Including her… the girl who once rejected him. This time, he’s not just getting rich—he’s getting even.

In a world where the sky bleeds static and ash replaces snow, survival is a cruel joke and Silas is the punchline. He’s a sarcastic, meme-obsessed angel who "quit heaven for artistic freedom." Jaden? Just a guy trying not to die (or catch feelings). Thrown together by a glitching System that rewrites reality like buggy code, they become reluctant allies, then something more but not quite. Together, with a band of chaotic survivors (including one girl who still talks to her dead cat), they battle monsters, trauma, and Silas’s questionable sense of humor.

es una historia de "Komi-san no puede comunicarse" y del de las 100 novias. se me ocurrió viendo una historia en webnovel y ya... eso :V

Young Adult Fiction (Humor, Coming-of-Age, Emotional Realism) Target Audience: Teens, parents, and everyone who’s ever felt “in-between” ⸻ Jayden’s story starts, as many do, with a minor disaster: falling face-first in the school hallway on the first day of junior year, a tray of pudding cups exploding across the linoleum like some kind of cafeteria warzone. It’s a painfully awkward start to a year he’d promised himself would be different. He had a plan—confidence playlist, new shoes, three therapy sessions under his belt—but none of that mattered in the face of public humiliation. That’s the first lesson of the year: expectations hurt. Jayden expected a glow-up and got a bruised ego. He’s a 16-year-old kid trying to survive high school, heartbreak, identity crises, and the ache of growing up when everything feels unstable. His voice is funny, honest, and often anxious. He doesn’t pretend to have it together, and that’s what makes him real. ⸻ Life Isn’t a Teen Movie (Unfortunately) Jayden narrates his life like it’s supposed to be a coming-of-age film, but so far, he’s more background character than protagonist. His best friend, Luca, who was once his person—the one who laughed at his dumb memes, who knew his favorite fruit snacks, who sat with him through the worst family dinner of his life—just stopped texting. Slowly. Then all at once. Jayden doesn’t know what happened, and it messes with him. He replays the last conversations over and over, wondering what he said or didn’t say. He watches Luca’s stories, sees him with a new crew, and tries not to compare himself. But the truth is, he’s lonely. And confused. And mad at himself for still caring. Friendship breakups, as Jayden learns, can be more painful than romantic ones—because there’s no closure, no dramatic final scene. Just silence. ⸻ Therapy and Other Soft Places Jayden’s mom signs him up for therapy after noticing he hasn’t been eating much and cries during toothpaste commercials. He resists at first, but eventually, he meets Dr. Wren—a soft-voiced woman who doesn’t push him to talk, but somehow gets him to anyway. He tells her about how he overthinks everything, how sometimes he feels like his skin is too thin for this world. How he hates his body one day and forgets it exists the next. How he wants people to like him so badly it physically hurts. He talks about Riley, the almost-girlfriend who never quite labeled things. They had a situationship—a blurry, playlist-sharing, hand-holding, nothing-but-something kind of thing. Until she drifted, posting photos with someone else. When he asked what they were, she said, “I don’t know.” That crushed him more than an actual breakup would’ve. Therapy doesn’t fix everything. But it gives Jayden room to exhale. To feel seen. “Therapy is where I learned that I wasn’t broken. Just overwhelmed.” ⸻ School Is a Stage and I Keep Forgetting My Lines School is chaos. Teachers expect too much. Classmates ask too little. Jayden feels invisible some days, like a ghost floating between lockers. Then there’s Mr. Chen, the one teacher who calls out, “You good?” in a way that actually sounds like he means it. And Ms. D, the art teacher who lets him sit in the back and draw when everything else feels too loud. And Daryl, the security guard who fist-bumps him every morning and tells him, “Hang in there, man.” They don’t solve anything. But they remind him he’s not alone. He finds a quiet friend in Cam—a kid who always eats alone in the library. They bond over awkward silences, shared introvert energy, and mutual hatred of gym class. They don’t need big conversations. Sometimes just sitting next to someone is enough. ⸻ Being Soft in a World That Wants You Tough Jayden cries easily. He cares too much. He rewatches Pixar movies and sobs every time. He used to think this made him weak. But the more he leans into it—the softness, the empathy, the vulnerability—the more he realizes it’s a kind of strength. The world is ful

God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of the medical artifact created by his parents that could heal him after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, arcane forging, formations, matrices and other mystical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not so normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being an inscriptionist and artificer, surpassing the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be knowledge of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies a missed artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, the same thing that disappeared and could cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from college trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnapping and trying to offer him to a weakened Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

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In a hyper-connected near-future, augmented reality isn't just a layer—it's life. But when a cryptic digital cascade causes internet memes, urban legends, and viral sensations to physically manifest in the real world, society teeters on the brink of bizarre catastrophe. "Grumpy Cat" becomes a colossal, perpetually annoyed beast, "Slender Man" stalks real forests, and every "Florida Man" headline spawns a new, unpredictable agent of chaos. Amidst the pandemonium, a cynical meme-lord known online as "Dr. Deadpan" and a naive, conspiracy-theorist vlogger named "TruthSeeker_Bella" – who have only ever clashed in comment sections – must forge an unlikely alliance. One built his reputation debunking the very myths now terrorizing cities; the other believed they were all real. Together, they're humanity's last hope to understand the rules of this new, absurd reality, control the increasingly dangerous manifestations, and find the source of the "Meme-pocalypse" before the world is irrevocably reshaped by the wild, untamed power of collective fiction.

Thrown into a realm where magic cores fuel swords and spells and martial orders blend combat with elemental power, Renua Mercer must navigate an Academy of crystal towers and storm-riven chasms. Guided by Sierra, his AI-born familiar, he uncovers hidden legacies and forges talents that set him apart—if he can survive envy, intrigue, and the relentless trials of this world.