Buon Natale Meme

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

Había sido el mejor asesino de todos los tiempos en su mundo y cuando finalmente fue asesinado, una diosa aprovechó la oportunidad para enviar su alma al cuerpo de un chico en otro mundo que era débil por ahora pero que estaba destinado a convertirse en el mago más poderoso de este mundo. Este joven se llamaba Kevin y decidió tomar su identidad ya que había conservado sus recuerdos. Lo único que tenía en común con él era que ambos eran huérfanos, pero Kevin tenía una mente débil y un cuerpo débil, en resumen, todo lo que más odiaba. Tras lograr entrar en la Secta del Sol como mago, logró abrir el libro que Kevin había heredado de sus padres y que había sido incapaz de abrir. Qué sorpresa fue cuando se dio cuenta de que este libro se había convertido en un Sistema que le permitía subir de nivel como en los juegos de realidad virtual que solía jugar en su mundo natal. Con la ayuda de este Sistema cumplirá su deseo, se convertirá en el humano más poderoso de este mundo, ni los cambiaformas ni los demonios podrán hacerle nada. ………… —Vístete primero, luego hablaremos —dijo Kevin, apartando la vista de nuevo. Axel encontró ropa que parecía holgada y se la puso de inmediato, también tomó un par de dagas cuyas hojas eran un poco más cortas que sus antebrazos, y luego se acercó a Kevin y lo abrazó por detrás. Kevin le dejó hacer lo que quisiera, aunque una de sus dagas estaba ahora muy cerca de su garganta, Axel le susurró cerca del oído: —Quiero confiar en ti, Kevin, así que dame una buena razón para hacerlo. —¿Qué quieres saber? —le preguntó Kevín. Axel suspiró, amenazar a Kevin con sus propias dagas no le haría ningún bien, y corría el riesgo de romper el vínculo que estaban empezando a formar. Entonces tomó una decisión y clavó las dos dagas en el suelo frente a ellos, pasó sus manos por debajo del suéter de Kevin y rodeó su cintura con ellas, presionándolo más contra él. Kevin no había esperado este giro de los acontecimientos y sintió que su corazón se aceleraba. Las manos de Axel eran cálidas y podía sentir su enorme erección contra él, una cosa era segura, no lo dejaba indiferente. …………. ADVERTENCIA esta no es una novela romántica de desarrollo lento y es una novela BL R18 con muchas escenas picantes, así que si te gusta leer 100 capítulos antes de que los personajes principales se besen por primera vez, simplemente salta esta historia definitivamente no es para ti. De lo contrario, sigue las aventuras de nuestros dos héroes, si te encantan los mundos llenos de criaturas misteriosas, magia, peleas, mazmorras, un Sistema que te permite subir de nivel rápidamente, y una historia de amor única y poderosa, entonces esta historia es para ti. ……………. Si te gusta esta historia prueba mis otras novelas: El Sistema del Mago Divino El Fénix Celestial y su Guardiana (BL) Reencarnado para salvar el universo (GL/BL) Nueva Actualización: Domingo/Lunes/Miércoles/Viernes/Sábado Disfruta tu tiempo de lectura y no olvides votar, comentar y reseñar :)

"Chantelle Bently, você é uma assassina! Por que ainda está viva? Deveria ter sido você a morrer!" Daniel a empurrou furiosamente, seu rosto tão escuro e vazio quanto o terno preto que vestia. Chantelle foi pega de surpresa e perdeu o equilíbrio, caindo pesadamente sobre sua barriga grávida. A dor era insuportável, e ela gritou enquanto seu corpo tremia. Chantelle balançou a cabeça desesperadamente. "Eu te disse, não fui eu! Foi a Kate!" Com voz trêmula, ela implorou: "Daniel, quantas vezes preciso dizer isso para você acreditar em mim? Não traí sua família nem o Grupo Empresarial Wilson, e não causei a morte do seu avô." Raiva e ressentimento apareceram nos olhos de Daniel enquanto jogava o acordo de divórcio no rosto de Chantelle. "Assine isso agora! A partir de hoje, farei você pagar mil vezes por tudo que fez!" A visão do documento atingiu Chantelle como uma punhalada no coração. Seu corpo inteiro congelou como se tivesse sido lançada nas terras geladas do Inferno. **** Sua irmã gêmea a incriminou, e sua família perfeita foi destruída na Véspera de Natal. As coisas pioraram quando seu marido lhe entregou um acordo de divórcio. Um mês depois, rumores se espalharam de que ela havia morrido na prisão por depressão. Seis anos depois, ela retornou com um novo rosto para se vingar. Era bela, mas perigosa. Daniel sentiu-se devastado e irritado quando viu a mulher misteriosa. Ela tinha o mesmo nome de sua ex-esposa morta, a quem mais odiava e a quem acreditava ser responsável pela morte de seu avô. Apesar de sua raiva, não podia negar a forte atração que sentia por ela. Na verdade, estava fatalmente obcecado e viciado nela, e a raiva que o controlou por seis anos lentamente começou a desmoronar.

I died. Or maybe I tripped. Either way, I woke up in another world—with my wife. Now she’s a divine warlord, the fandom thinks she’s their queen, and I’m somehow the side character in my own isekai. Our house is haunted. Our kingdom is insane. The tea is measured in teacups. This is a complete isekai saga filled with slums, debates, marriage problems, cults, political schemes, a suspicious dog, and one man who just wants to survive without becoming a meme. It starts slow. It gets weird. It ends exactly how it should. You’ve been warned.

Solo siguiendo las palabras de un conocido, es necesario que cumpla su trabajo en una ciudad tecnológica, un lugar hermoso, pero lleno de criminales, corruptos o bandas criminales que perturban la paz. ¿Cómo un lugar tan hermoso por fuera te acerca tanto al infierno? Imágenes y memes en Instagram con el nombre de "Shadsword".

> What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

Jian Li just wanted to grab a soda and scroll memes. But when lightning strikes his phone, he accidentally downloads a very grumpy, very ancient alchemist grandpa — Elder Sheng Tai — who claims to be the last Sage of Heavenly Pill Dao… and now lives in Jian’s cracked Android. One’s a laid-back, sleep-deprived high schooler. The other’s a ghost who thinks rice cookers are furnaces and Douyi is a cursed mind trap. Together? They’re about to turn noodles, earbuds, and smartphone apps into the next great path to immortality. Cultivation now includes: Bluetooth transmission of Qi, rice cooker pill explosions, spiritual tea on a budget, aura-vision filters, and emotionally bonding over instant noodles. Warning: May cause sudden enlightenment, mild diarrhea, or spectral nagging.

Generations: 1.ª Generación. El ángel de otro mundo. Tras la destrucción de su planeta natal a manos del emperador de la galaxia, Oliver, Max y Gouten se ven obligados a buscar refugio en la Tierra, esperando encontrar paz y una vida tranquila. Pero todo cambia cuando conocen a Baldur, y los deseos de venganza comienzan a despertar en Max. Acompaña a Oliver y Gouten en un viaje lleno de desafíos, enfrentamientos contra villanos sorprendentes y el despertar de la verdadera naturaleza de un ser divino, que representa la pureza y marca el comienzo de un nuevo universo. Nota del autor: Espero que esta historia te encante y te traiga recuerdos, sensaciones y emociones vividas en otras obras, así como nuevas experiencias que puedas disfrutar. Y si aún no has vivido esas sensaciones, te invito a darle una oportunidad a esta historia.

"Una promesa que debo cumplir". Hayato Endou es un joven aspirante a aventurero que acaba de ser aceptado por el gremio. Su viaje empieza en su aldea natal, conforme va avanzando, sus pasos son marcados por la amargura de la realidad, debiendo afrontar el mundo más allá de las fantasías, cumpliendo una vieja promesa que hizo hace mucho tiempo.

A vida não estava fácil para Débora. Com um término de relacionamento conturbado, traumas de relacionamento começam a aparecer, e tendo como único auxílio sua melhor amiga e prima, Júlia, ela decide focar na sua tão sonhada faculdade de moda, como uma tentativa de fugir das sombras do ex-namorado. No curso, elas conhecem Alice, que após sair de sua cidade natal, vem tentando se adaptar aos costumes tijucanos. E ajudando-a, Débora faz uma amizade bonita, trazendo para si uma nova companheira, formando um trio inseparável. Juntas, elas fazem um projeto. Querendo valorizar a cultura brasileira, um perfil de moda é criado, e o que começou modesto e com pouca visibilidade, se tornou uma oportunidade de sucesso para as mulheres. Mas nem tudo é perfeito. Família, sociedade e amizades controversas aparecem, e segredos muito bem enterrados, voltam à vida. Dúvidas e lamentos se fazem presentes na vida do trio, e o que estava sendo um mar de seda, se transforma no mais áspero tecido, machucando e corroendo. Agora Débora, Júlia e Alice, terão que lutar contra seus medos, sentimentos "proibidos" e um passado doloroso, ao mesmo tempo que lidam com suas vidas profissionais, que não espera ou consola. E elas vão descobrir que a vida é muito mais do que vestidos e maquiagem perfeita, e que por trás dos véus do glamour, existe muito mais a ser superado. Perfil do projeto: @Annhynu2 (Wattpad) Sinopser: @Ella_Beth_07 (Wattpad) Classificação Indicativa: +16

Synopsis: After forging the Pact of Crimson Hearts with the mysterious and dazzling Tachibana, Machio’s life takes a sudden turn—from mildly embarrassing to full-blown humiliating. The soul-thread that ties him to Tachibana now acts like a cosmic magnet... but instead of attracting noble allies or wise mentors, it only summons sadistic women with a twisted sense of affection! From gothic vampire ladies who want to "train" him like a pet, to overpowered exorcist girls who think making him dress in frilly outfits will "purify his spirit," Machio can't walk five steps without getting dragged into some new mortifying situation. Each encounter chips away at his dignity—and Nariyuki, being the best worst friend ever, documents it all for the memes. Meanwhile, Tachibana, secretly a little jealous but way too proud to admit it, tries to "protect" Machio... which somehow only makes the sadistic rivals more interested in stealing him away! As Machio struggles to uncover the mystery of their cursed bond, he must also survive a daily gauntlet of teasing, traps, and "punishment games" — all while desperately trying not to break the fragile soul-thread that now ties his fate to Tachibana’s. Because if he dies of humiliation… she does too. And so begins the most chaotic, ego-shattering love story across time. Genres: Romantic Comedy, Supernatural, Action, Sadistic Humor Tags: Vampire Princess, Cursed Romance, Sadistic Love Interests, Humiliation Comedy, Soul Bond, Destiny, Disaster Best Friend

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

I was supposed to die five minutes in. That was the job—show up, monologue badly, get one-shot by the protagonist, and respawn next patch with worse stats. But then... the game crashed. And when I woke up, I wasn’t just Zerik the Tutorial Boss—I was Zerik the Bugged. Glitched stats, busted skills, a cursed pop-up I can’t close, and a system that keeps calling me the “Final Boss Candidate.” Worse? The protagonist missed his spawn point, the hero’s party is late, and the NPCs think I’m some legendary reborn deity who speaks only in cryptic memes and sarcastic rants. Now I’ve got: A mana-draining cat familiar that drinks espresso. A passive that makes every important character misinterpret my words as prophecy. And a System window that keeps throwing "balance patches" at me mid-fight like it's a game dev on caffeine. I didn’t ask to be the villain. I didn’t even ask to be alive. But if this world wants a Final Boss, fine—I’ll give them one. Right after I figure out how to close this damn tutorial.

Vektor Drenn é descendente de uma poderosa linhagem de manipuladores de fogo, por algum motivo exilados de sua terra natal, a Ilha de Netern. No entanto, um incidente o obriga a viajar de volta para a ilha, e assim começa uma longa série de eventos que o obriga a se tornar mais forte e a fazer aliados para enfrentar vários inimigos diferentes, que vão desde guerreiros malignos até entidades sombrias com poderes quase que divinos. No entanto, à medida que ele avança em sua jornada ao longo da vida, obstáculos que não podem ser derrotados pela força bruta podem eventualmente aparecer para atormentá-lo...

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

# superalpha # two-faced Ye Ningwan was set up by her family and forced to marry a blind old man. On their wedding night, she was forced into the bathroom by the man…Everyone knew that Zhan Hanjue was the God of Death in Jiang City. No woman wanted to get into a relationship with him. When Ye Ningwan was brought in, everyone waited to see her being carried out as a corpse. Who would have thought that three days later, Ye Ningwan would return to her natal family’s house bearing expensive gifts. When the Ye family members saw the gifts, their eyes lit up. Ye Ningwan smiled lightly. “You may only look at it. I still need to return it all later. The Ye family didn’t give me any dowry, after all. How could I accept the return gifts that the Zhan family gave me?” “Ye Ningwan, you’re so arrogant!” The Ye elders scolded her. “So what if she’s arrogant?” Zhan Hanjue stepped out, his handsome face as cold as ice, scaring everyone away. With Zhan Hanjue’s support, the Ye family’s third lady who was despised by her own relatives, merely raised her eyebrows. However…“You’re not blind?” Ye Ningwan thought of all the times she had changed her clothes in front of him, and her face burned! The next second, the man who had pretended to be blind had pulled her into his arms.“Shhh, be good. If you listen to me, I’ll even give you my life.”

Dans un monde tourmenté par la peur et la méfiance, une maladie mortelle nommée Lacroma refait surface, insidieuse et imprévisible. Jadis presque éradiquée, cette menace mystérieuse renaît sous une forme mutante, semant la terreur. Chibaki, un jeune aventurier au destin obscur, porte en lui un pouvoir singulier que nul ne comprend encore pleinement. Accompagné de ses fidèles compagnons — Lyz, une elfe au caractère inattendu, Hugo, un garçon impulsif de 13 ans, et Elias, un guide énigmatique — il quitte son continent natal pour rejoindre Aetherion, une cité futuriste où magie et technologie se mêlent. Alors que leurs pas les mènent vers des révélations inattendues, une question demeure : quelle est la véritable nature de Chibaki ? Et jusqu’où devra-t-il aller pour affronter l’ombre qui grandit autour de lui ?

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

Cuando su madre muere en un accidente misterioso, Amara Blackwood, una joven huérfana criada lejos de su linaje, recibe una herencia inesperada: una enorme mansión ancestral... y el legado de liderar a una antigua manada de hombres lobo. Pero el regreso a su tierra natal desata secretos que habían sido enterrados con sangre: traición, pactos rotos, y un antiguo amor que no ha olvidado. Damien Thorn, el alfa desterrado, ha jurado vengarse de la familia Blackwood por la traición que marcó su vida y destruyó su manada. Lo que no esperaba era que la heredera fuera la misma niña a la que una vez protegió... y que ahora se ha convertido en la única amenaza a su sed de venganza. Entre lujuria, odio, deseo y guerra, el verdadero enemigo se esconde bajo piel de cordero... y la luna revelará la verdad.

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

Vlas Windsor vive en tranquilidad en su reino natal, Remia... Con una alta posición en la sociedad, fama, dinero, influencia y reconocimiento, se considera feliz, mayormente recordando que siempre se encuentra acompañado de sus mejores amigas: Zenda y Kora Allen. Quizás su vida parecía demasiado perfecta para ser real, pero en realidad había únicamente una cosa que lo atormentaba desde aquella fría noche que tuvo lugar diez años atrás... Esas pérdidas que lo marcaron para siempre. Rhys Windsor reside en Fons, acompañado de su hermosa esposa, Lara Harch, y de la hija adoptiva de ambos, la joven Leah Foster, además de otras personas que conoció en su recorrido por el mundo en el transcurso de unos largos diez años; a quienes terminó por tomarle mucho cariño. Con la idea de protegerlos y darles felicidad tiene sólo un propósito en su cabeza... Acabar con su padre de una vez por todas. Pero aunque parezca algo simple para él y todas sus hazañas logradas, se torna complicado cuando los fantasmas del pasado reaparecen y debe cumplir esa promesa que parecía haberse roto hacía demasiado tiempo, volver a por su hermano y su madre a su hogar, Remia, temiendo que el dolor por aquella fría noche que tuvo lugar diez años atrás todavía siguiera latente. Luego de esa repentina caída de asteroides en Remia todo cambia para los hermanos Windsor. Rhys regresa a Remia dispuesto a acabar con la tragedia en su familia para siempre, y la vida de Vlas da un giro inesperado dejando a su destino esperando por él... Con esa decisión que lo torturará por lo que dure su vida. Quizás el talento y la estirpe Di Rem-Windsor fueron su mayor perdición, pero poder superar los obstáculos que hicieron presencia en sus vidas a causa de sus inevitables destinos es el impulso que los hace seguir adelante... Lo único que desean es no ceder ante aquello que siempre despreciaron, y que al final, les terminó quitando todo...

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A world of hunters in which they hunt down creatures from another world in the form of gates and the dungeons inside them, with the power of cliche and memes anything is possible! "does that mean I could fly?" "no shit" "is that a gate that leads to another world?!" "what of course not they lead to dungeons!... Wait... Wha-

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- This is a super short story so there will be less than 20 chapters in it.

Zane Kingsley was just your average Gen-Z burnout. Jobless, broke, sleep-deprived, and emotionally sponsored by memes and sarcasm, he didn’t ask to wake up in another world. He especially didn’t ask to wake up in the corpse of Varell Duskshade—a disgraced noble who got himself expelled from the continent’s most elite magic academy by throwing a flaming chair at his professor. With no memories of this body, no magical knowledge, and no idea why his fingers keep glowing at the worst moments, Zane must now survive a school where bloodlines matter, failure equals exile, and everyone remembers what he did—except him. Oh, and there's a mysterious voice in his head that may or may not be a sentient error message from the universe. Armed with broken logic, a twisted sense of humor, and the kind of ideas that shouldn’t work but somehow do, Zane is about to take Eldryn by storm. One illogical spell at a time.