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A young man who wants to get a cold, sexy and tough girl. But because a meteor hit him, he was reincarnated and got the cheat. *ahem. So, I hate caped baldy. You will understand that OP doesn't mean everything. *author's note This is a comedy fantasy story. If you feel like you need a relaxing but interesting read. I recommend One Punch-.. I mean this book. Oh and this book is not for anyone under 10, I hope.

Office worker, Jiang Hui, was unexpectedly sent away with a bucket of instant noodles due to a series of unfortunate events and found herself in a mysterious interstellar space-time. In this place, people can live for at least five hundred years, almost all diseases can be treated, hospitalization is fully covered by insurance, and eating, drinking, and entertainment are all the premium versions of Blue Star. Plus, there are no transaction fees for the all-in-one card… It’s just that life here can be quite dangerous, with plenty of mech warriors around. Oh, and there are indeed a lot of enemies— Jiang Huai has been searching for a way to lay low and live a relaxed life, but fate keeps pushing her in a completely different direction. She can neither stop it nor resist it. With a computer and a vast sea of knowledge at her fingertips, her brain has the power to create worlds.

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

Kevin just wanted to relax with a game after a long day of hunting monsters. But when he wakes up in the world of Aethereon—as the custom character he made for laughs—his break turns into a full-blown fantasy disaster. Now he’s Kevin Grant: a noble heir with a bad attitude, a worse reputation, and a cursed trait called Villain Tendency that practically begs people to hate him. He didn’t sign up for politics, exams, or magical school drama. But if he wants to survive (and maybe even thrive), he’ll have to bluff, scheme, and charm his way through a world that already thinks he’s the villain. All he wanted was to play a game. Now he's stuck playing a role he never meant to take seriously.

Traveling through the world of the Lord of Mysteries and becoming the backing spirit of Klein the Fool, Lin Ruo, the senior traveler, rejected it in his heart. Fortunately, he still had the supernatural powers [truth and fallacy] he had acquired from the previous world. [Truth and Fallacy], rule-type supernatural powers, [Truth] can guide destiny, and [Fallacy] distort reality. Relying on [Truth and Fallacy], Lin Ruo first tore up the script of 008, and then stepped into the torrent of the times without hesitation in order to fight the coming end of the world. He was diligent and diligent, relying on the superiority of supernatural powers and foresight to manage, and finally raised the fighting power of his side to the point where he could sit back and relax. Then Lin Ruo’s original sealed memory was restored. At this time, Lin Ruo discovered that he was actually a foreign god who had just been promoted, a pure restraint. Lin Ruo:… Is he too late to run? ps: The protagonist, Chaos Good, is a Cthulhu alien god who was upgraded from a human being. He originally did not belong to the secret world, but belonged to a real outsider.

Ethan Yagami, the lazy, gentle, and carefree young master of a powerful noble family, only wants to enjoy life and relax. But on the day of his awakening ceremony, the most cliché thing imaginable happens to him… [Ding! The System is bonding to you.] [Bonding successful! Congratulations, Host! You have awakened: The Divine Benevolence System.] [Please, Host, give more and be more benevolent.] [Because the more you give, the more you shall receive.] Ethan blinks. “…So I’m basically a Saint now?” With a smile as lazy as ever, Ethan realizes his path to power isn’t through grinding or killing monsters—it’s through giving things away. Money? Skills? Weapons? Even trash? As long as he gives selflessly, the rewards return a thousandfold. And so, while the world expects a humble philanthropist, Ethan casually breaks the balance of power, amassing wealth, strength, and influence—all while doing as little work as possible. Because, after all… Why struggle when generosity makes you overpowered?

Finn, your average college student with one noble goal: get home and watch some quality adult content in peace. Tragically, fate had other plans. A truck barreled toward him… then stopped halfway. The driver locked eyes with Finn— and hit him anyway. Now he’s dead. Wakes up in some divine waiting room. Gets mocked by a sarcastic, busty goddess. Gets offered the most useless powers imaginable. And worst of all? Still no porn. Frustrated beyond mortal comprehension, Finn throws an epic tantrum and drags the goddess down into the fantasy world with him. Now stuck in a realm full of grotesque monsters, cursed towns, and suspiciously moist terrain, Finn has no idea what he’s doing. No clue. No dignity. Suffering most of the time. With zero powers, infinite horniness, and one very angry divine companion, can Finn survive this absurd new world? Can he dodge death, outwit demonic squirrels, and maybe—just maybe—score a waifu? Or will he die in this world too… still painfully uncuddled? Let the absurd isekai disaster begin. [WARNING: THIS BOOK IS UNHINGED. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO ANYTHING—IT’S ALL FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.]

Diving into dungeons, slaying monsters, and… filming porn? When the mana apocalypse struck, 15% of humanity awakened supernatural abilities, becoming the world’s new superstars: conquering dungeons, leveling up, and raking in fame and fortune. Kaiden wasn’t one of them. Stuck among the powerless 85%, he was just another broke college student, until a banana peel sent him tumbling into a very unconventional system. Now, his path to power isn’t through leveling up alone, but through fame as well. To thrive in this new world, he’ll have to master more than just dungeon clears and combat... Kaiden must conquer the world of adult content to rise to the apex. Blending action, romance, and slice-of-life, this novel aims to deliver an unforgettable adventure! ... There's a pinned review with many details on what you can expect from the story, but I'm going to answer here the one pressing question I imagine most of you will have: Will the MC allow other men to see his harem members in action? Initially, yes. But (SPOILER WARNING) he and his girls will come to a decision together in chapters 198-199, which is to appeal only to the female viewers because they need to increase the 'fangirl' stat to in turn increase the system's rank. From that point on, no males will be able to view their content. As for the old content that's already out there, the system has a special quest for them, and if they nail it, that older material will be completely wiped from people's computers. It will cease existing altogether. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3

While enjoying a relaxing bubble bath, Emily is transported to another world. In the magical land of Thessolan, she will make new friends and enemies, and will encounter many challenges, not least among them the surprising difficulty of finding something to wear.

Noha is a young man who moves to the capital to escape his painful past. After a few years, he has settled into a comfortable and relaxed life, until he begins to find himself entangled in inexplicable situations. In the process, he meets a mysterious man who has an unexpected effect on him…

She was floating.. no, hanging! On what?! She struggled to get back on her feet but was pulled into something so.. hard and warm. And It smelt so damn good... She tried looking back to see what was holding her but the 'thing' wasn't having it. She looked down to see a very large pair of strong and hairy arms, wrapped around her torso, sending jolts of unexpected pleasure to her nether region. "Let me go, you dumb brute!!" She screamed, squirming in his arms, trying to slip out of his unyielding grip but stopped when she realized his grip was getting tighter. "What is this?! Tell him I do not want him! I reject mphh..." Her words were cut off by one of the men surrounding her. "I'll only release you so long as you promise to listen to 'us'." The man holding her said. Who were the 'us' he mentioned? They were none other than the three sons of the Alpha. And I... Who was suddenly caught by them, was an Omega. They wanted to talk, huh? Well, so be it. There was only so much an Omega like her could do anyway. "Fine," she said, relaxing her stance. "But you have to give me some space. Please," "Not a chance, princess," he said, his face bearing a smug that made her sigh in annoyance. "Fine," she said and he relaxed his grip on her, giving her a chance to at least stand to her feet. As soon as she stood firmly on her feet, she looked up at all three of them and the most crazy thing happened. She heard her wolf purr in her mind. 'MATE' What? ************ Bethany Sage. Your average everyday Omega, had never really liked her average, mediocre life. She loved the peace but had always been one to love more.. She had been envious of Audrey-The Beta's beloved and only daughter-whom everyone envisions to be the future Luna of Black River Pack. She always dreamt of having a mate with so much power and not because she thought Audrey was a aggravating - She kinda did- and on her 18th birthday, her dream comes true!! But of course, Selene-The Moon Goddess-has never been one to do things the normal way.. including assigning a mate..or mates..

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Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

In a post-apocalyptic world where survivors are granted superpowers, a band of proffensional idiots try not to kill each others Jack is someone who just wants to lay back and relax in a world without society But the devils hand says otherwise While he only sighs and is forced to move forward side note: i will be uploading this story on royalroad.com

In the great kingdom of Yinzhi, princess Mireille is a princess that is loved and respected by everyone in the palace. She is noble, intelligent and skilled in many fields. She is the 14th child, and the only daughter of the current king. Her ideal life is her current one, drinking tea and chatting with her sisters-in-law, discussing partnerships and contracts regarding matters of the palace, releasing some steam with sparring with her brothers and nephews and relaxing in her own residence. She aspires to live her impactful carefree life as a noble woman, not wanting to indulge herself with marriage or the throne. She helps people working in the palace as much as she can. Until one day her old 'wife crazy' father brings in a new consort to the palace. Why did the king bring in a young consort when he already has 18 children with the one he loved so dearly. The same man who has sworn for 13 years to never yearn for a new queen, but the one in his heart. There was something off about the woman. After she entered in the palace, many weird things started to happen around the princess.

I logged into Heartbound: Aeviria just to relax. Romance quests, cute NPCs, no danger. Until… I woke up inside the game. Now I’m stuck inside my own character’s body — Elysia — with zero combat skills, no magic, and barely any gold. The only thing maxed out? My romance bars with three of the most dangerous, powerful, and dangerously charming NPCs: Kai. Cassian. Lucien. They remember every quest I completed with them. But for them, it wasn’t just a game. It was real. I need to survive in this world with nothing but my affection stats… And maybe avoid falling too hard for the people I once thought were just pixels. System warning: Romance progression — irreversible.

# RELAXED On the day he entered university, the navigation system on his phone started to have the function to automatically search for treasures. Every time he found a treasure, he would be able to receive a lot of rewards. “92kg of embezzled products detected. The reward for completing the treasure hunt: 100 million mansions by the Sky Lake.” “The top celebrity, Xia Qiu, will run into danger soon. The reward for completing fate hunt: 100 million cash.” “5kg gold detected. The reward for completing treasure hunt: 60% stock of Distant Publishing that’s worth 600 million.” With the continuous treasure hunts automatically detected on his phone and obtaining the rewards from the hunts, Ye Feng said, “From today onwards, I’ll be the most pretentious bastard.”

Life on Narkaz used to be easier... for humans at least. Go to work, come home relax with family or friends, and just make the most of life. Around the turn of the year 1723, life on Narkaz changed. The most hidden government facility on te planet, blew up. The scientists at this site were experimenting with unknown energy referred to as “Cosmic Energy” deep near the Narkaz’s core. Releasing this energy into the world caused all living things to evolve gaining abilities they never thought possible. Thus turning the once semi-peaceful planet into a world where only the strong survive. Walk with Vars as he challenges the world for complete domination.

Kalypso "Kali" Brunn was searching. He was trying to find someone he once knew well, someone he'd lost without even realizing. Kali needed the man who could wholeheartedly love himself and the company of others yet live happily, even alone. That someone wouldn't need another leading their life, completely shaping every thought he had, each action he performed, and the emotions he'd felt. He simply had to see that man's lost smile once more, a smile so true and pure, and he believed the Black Manor was the best place to look. It was the perfect home for Kali to find himself again. A peaceful, private, and honest(deceptively so) abode for him to relax and heal in. It seemingly had the most perfect conditions. The only downside of the new arrangement would be that he's yet to shake off his loneliness. He's determined to get along with his new housemates, but it's proven to be hard, especially as half of them blatantly ignore him and the other half downright hate his mere presence. But who's to say the future won't change? Perhaps his clumsy, self-deprecating ways will finally garner him some much-needed attention. Maybe they'll see just how much he needs someone to stand by him, even if he happens to claim otherwise for pride's sake... Or suppose they could continue to ignore him until he stays forever stuck in his regrettable past. Kali doesn't want to think about the 'scumbag' he ran away from or the friends that hurt him. They didn't deserve his tears any more than he deserved the emotional turmoil he'd suffered through.

The story revolves around the antics of Prashant, a happy-go-lucky guy with lots of trivia in mind. He travelled to medieval India with a system. The cheat allows him to gain Karma points and spend them on spawning soldiers, materials and future technology. This was supposed to be a straightforward conquest novel, but it hit a snag. Prashant is the kind of guy who would rather keep explaining what karma is than use the system. He cheats just enough to maintain his comfort, but doesn't bother with it afterwards. He plans to conquer the land at his own pace. Frustrated with his laziness, the world throws different kinds of playmates at him. This includes supernatural beings, warriors of the past and wise councillors. Each comes with its quirks and secrets. Together, they are always there to help him. This creates a relaxed journey. The gang fumbles around in decoding what keeps india running. So, let's grab a seat, popcorn and a long free time as we slowly sink our teeth into this epic adventure in medieval India with a cheat.

A young man named Nick sighed as he stare at the sky outside of the window with a lazy face. “Hah… reality is often disappointing, if only I live in those stories at least life will be much simpler…” He said slightly upset. As he closed his eyes to relax, he hope that when he open his eyes something will happen. -Ding! A familiar sound he always read about in novels appeared out of nowhere. [Superior System has been integrated into the host soul] [For you whom destined for supremacy, I have been bestowed upon thee as a loyal companion and assistant to reach the peak of existence!] After he heard the system speech of nonsense, he opened his eyes and is greeted by a flat transparent screen with words on it. A huge grin appeared on his face as he know what that thing is. It was a system. “This will be very interesting~” The young man chuckled as he continued to stare at the sky with a grin on his face. ***

Gabe King starts college desperate to change—to make friends, find love, and finally bury the twisted obsession he’s secretly held for his mother. But one drunken night at a party shatters everything. Inexperienced and overwhelmed, he accidentally cums inside a hooker… only to realize it’s his Mom, Angela. She doesn’t recoil. She smiles. For Angela, this is permission. The moment she’s waited for. Her yandere love for Gabe, once hidden beneath motherly concern, is now unleashed. And she’ll do anything to keep him, sabotaging his friendships, crashing his classes, and reminding him that no one will ever love him like she does. More Plot than Porn. [Some NTR, but not from the mom] Discord link to get updates easily [Do not talk about NTR in general] https://discord.gg/bQ4GzeBXV8

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate CHEATING too," says Lu Sheng, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

This was the story of the Wannabe Webnovelist Team (aka WW) who slaved over writing for five years and did not receive a single reader, only to discover that the person responsible for the final edit and publishing in the Wannabe Webnovelist writing team never actually published anything. He had only uploaded everything to the drafts. Sit back and relax (or not) as you try to figure out which character has written which paragraph or chapter. Not to mention working out how many people are actually in this team - this may fluctuate. The WW team's rules in this novel are that once a chapter has been published, no one in the team can edit it. (NB: all the characters in this work are fictional and while any resemblance to real life people are not entirely coincidental - no insults are meant. This is a completely tongue in cheek, rubbish piece of nothing. Yes, you read that right. If you find this as nonsensical as the author(s), then 'high five!' You are on the right page.) Also, has this story really been discontinued? Wait and see... because if it really has been discontinued, we hope the readers enjoy being left hanging on the cliff edge - or just hanging, cos there's nothing wrong with just hanging about. Addit Oct 2023: WW is on a long break. Who knows if they'll ever get back together or come back (in fact, I doubt they will ever return - I think they've given up). Therefore, you will receive random short stories instead. This is now truly discontinuous nonsense. Enjoy. If you don't like one story, you can now switch to a different one via the contents page. Yay.

This is a trial work of what is to come. It is basically a book filled with stories of African schools, specifically Ghana, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the loves of Ghanian students. I assure you you will be anything but bored for this ride. ;)

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

21st century prospective high school student Qiao Yan and her best friend Jiang Tianjiu made an appointment to climb a mountain to relax in order to celebrate their victory in the college entrance examinations. Unexpectedly, the two of them slipped and dropped off a cliff while attempting to pluck a stalk of peach blossom, and strangely fell into the Beast World Continent. Fortunately, Qiao Yan happened to hit a white wolf when she fell. After she crash-landed on the white wolf, he strongly asked Qiao Yan to make amends. With the help of her little System, Qiao Yan began a life of farming... But why were there always all kinds of handsome beasts around her asking to have cubs with her? Scene 1: A certain handsome white wolf pressed Qiao Yan against the wall and said in a magnetic voice, "Qiaoqiao, let's have a little wolf cub together." Qiao Yan strongly refused. She was only 18 years old and she didn't want to have children yet! Scram! Scene 2: Qiaoqiao this is delicious, the little tiger cubs we will have in the future will definitely like it!" Qiao Yan coldly expressed: It's good that the food is nice, but forget about the cubs! "If you think it's delicious, you can squat in the corner yourself to eat." So a certain cute little white tiger squatted aggrievedly in the corner with the food in its mouth. Scene 3: This Prince will never like a brainless female like that!" When a certain vicious-tongued Merbeast saw a certain woman cook for a certain beast and make beautiful clothes... Fine, she's just a little smart, and seems a bit cute! How annoying! This prince doesn't like her! "Qiaoqiao, look at me! I can pamper and dote on you every day. I'm better than that white tiger!" Qiao Yan looked surprised, and was knocked down in the next second.

# MOE # BIGSHOT # HEROINE CUTE BABY # VICIOUS Song Liangjiang married Chu Jingmo because of a mishap. After their marriage, Chu Jingmo suddenly disappeared. Three years later, they met again at a reception. Song Liangjiang was so shocked that she felt her soul leave her body for a moment. However, Chu Jingmo, a CEO, lightly said, “Miss Song, have we met before?” Song Liangjiang came back to her senses and she replied with a smile, “Of course not.” On the way back, Chu Jingmo closed his eyes to relax, but muttered slowly to himself, “Song Liangjiang… That’s a familiar name.”His assistant answered hesitantly, “She’s your wife, sir. To be precise, your former wife. Your mother made the decision to divorce you both a year ago.”Chu Jingmo: “...” He leaned back and relaxed once more. “Bring her to my room tomorrow. I want to talk to her.”At the same time, a miniature version of Chu Jingmo was eating at home. “Mommy, we don’t need Daddy.”