Minion Funny Moments

The Sect Leader has taken in a new female disciple. She is very beautiful, causing countless people to be enchanted by her. Until Zhou Qing finally activated the entry, seeing a golden tag flashing above many people's heads. According to the hint, that was others' inner notes about him. The chief of the neighboring peak's note on him was [A lecherous pervert playing dumb chicken]. Yan's note on him was [Junior brother who is both lustful and daring]. Shi Zhen's note on him was [Junior brother Zhou with worsening sleepwalking condition]… When Zhou Qing looked at this new junior sister, her note was [So handsome][So powerful][So domineering]. At this moment, it could basically be confirmed that she liked him. So, Zhou Qing gathered the courage to confess. "I... like you." But she laughed heartily: "Dad, you were so funny when you were young."

A husky that can bite mythical beasts to death in one bite, a giant panda with an immortal body, and even one who claims to be the Dragon God... This is the story of a funny pet shop owner who travels through time and obtains a system. Blood, youth, and the return of the king!!

A former dungeon boss, once feared across the land, seeks a peaceful life after centuries of managing minions, traps, and treasure. Now living in a remote town disguised as an ordinary human, he dedicates himself to raising his adopted human daughter, Lila. However, her adventurous spirit and determination to become a hero keep pulling him back into the dangerous world he left behind. To protect her, he secretly uses his dungeon-master skills to manipulate their quests and ensure her safety, all while trying to keep his true identity hidden.

Karan was just a regular teen—until he woke up inside his favorite fantasy novel. But not as the hero. Not even the villain. As Kael, a side character doomed to die early, forgotten by both story and fate. Armed only with his knowledge of the plot and a mysterious power called the Surya Putra Karn System, Kael begins rewriting his destiny. Ancient divine powers awaken within him—the legacy of Karna, the legendary son of the sun. Thrown into an elite academy of warriors, Kael must battle monsters, unravel conspiracies, and challenge the very heroes he once admired. Because this time, the forgotten side character won’t be left behind.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

A fantasy novel packed with cool characters, romance, powerful moments, cute moments, oops moments and specially a egoist MC. In a world of fantasy with a touch of magical elements with swords and guns both, dragons and ghosts both, celebration and betrayals both. *IT IS A HAREM* you have been warned. I genuinely hope you enjoy my first work.

A Captain from the Braliou Mercenary Company is escorting a merchant and his baggage across the Kingdom of Miraos alongside his colleagues - until they are ambushed by the Witch of Kambriv's men. Under orders from his superiors he heads an investigation and assassination of the Witch alongside some of the famed Pavyslavist Knights. They venture deep within hostile territory and fight their way toward the Witches capital, and eventually, find her and her minions - who aren't who they seem to be. Ivrolec is thrown into the deep end of a political fracturing wrought from his father's incompetence, with naught but sons and daughters to pick up the pieces.

In a world where Humans and Robots are at war with each other. The Hero's Party(five heroes each with their own party members) rises up whenever Mecha Lord and their four guardians become too powerful. Cami, a rather unique member of the two man party led by Reva fought and defeated the Southern Guardian. However, shortly after doing so, it revealed that the everything she knew or thought she knew about the world was a lie. The Hero's Party actually collects those that could have been become heroes or their bloodline at some point possibly give birth to one. Should the Heroes win they merely become the Mecha Lord and/or one the Four Guardians themselves. Then the remaining living party members just get roboticized into minions of next generations Mecha Lord and Four Guardians(the outcome is the same if the Hero loses). Reva who has at some point become aware of the cycle of just got bored of living as either. Nothing he did to break the cycle had worked thus decided to just exist within it. The Southern Guardian is considered the weakest one 7 out 10 times thus overlooked and goes the longest without being attacked. Things do not go as planned and when he awakens next, Cami is now his overly loyal subordinate who has together with another recently roboticized girl who desires to serve him have roped her entire village. One that sprung up in the remains of his territory years after the South Guardian and even the Mech Lord has somehow become mere legends. They managed to convince everyone in the village to become his minions serving him as his subordinates. Discord: https://discord.gg/42pKx9Bthf

(key elements of this book: supernatural abilities, kingdom building, friendship, territory and people management, slight romance but nothing crazy) Skye’s eyes took a moment to adjust to the bright light of a sun peaking through the sticks that didn’t burn his skin in an instant. The wind blowing between the trees carried no sand or toxins in their breeze. The floating orb above him spoke bluntly yet Skye paid him no mind. It’s words a mumbled mix of nonsense, Skye struggled to latch on to anything important. Something about their god dying, needing to form a team, building a society that can withstand the others. Blah blah blah. It was too early to hear it all again. Skye groaned and detatched himself from the roots connected to his nervous system. The energy they helped him absorb over night was going to be put to good use. He pushed himself up and grabbed Thorn, his trusted spear, and opened the makeshift door to his tent, letting the fresh air rush in. Stepping out he said “Alright. Another day of trying to survive and not becoming dinner for some weird flat face freak.” He gave his body a stretch with his spear raised above his head with both hands, feeling a pop in his back from sleeping on the ground. “Oph, and maybe find something softer to sleep on.” His minions danced along with his words. their petals fluttering in agreement. The bodies of a few monsters with chunks blown out of their sides lay scattered around them. Today was going to be a good day.

This is bullshit story a clock. I'm shitposting funny shit here.

What would happen if a hardcore, gamer fan with more balls than brains gets reincarnated into a dungeon core and is able to summon them as his minions? What would happen if this new world has not encountered such beings before? But he is not alone, his crazy and thirsty friends Eleanor & Alexis were born along with him. Find out in this story of a three dungeon cores!

abandoned by his home. A prophecy that decides his fate. Adopted son of the Lich king. Join Morte on his journey as he grows in power and learns how to wield magic and discover what secret his adopted father is hiding. Does he truly wish the best for Morte or is he just another minion to him. Where is his true Father? As a Archmsge why couldn’t he protect his family. Read and find out!

One contract. Two strangers. A thousand secrets. Aria needed a miracle. Damon needed a bride. What was meant to be a cold, six-month arrangement spirals into a storm of buried truths, burning touches, and a past neither of them can outrun. Damon Blackwood—billionaire CEO, ruthless, reclusive, and dangerously magnetic—offers Aria a deal that could save her family. But behind his silver wolf ring and unreadable eyes lies a man haunted by more than just ambition. Aria thought she was marrying a stranger. She didn’t know he already knew her. She didn’t know he was hiding the one secret that could destroy them both. In a world of business rivalries, media wars, shattered legacies, and forbidden love, one fake marriage may be the only thing real enough to save them—or end them.

Dealing with the three bullies was hard. Pero paano kung ikaw ang dahilan ng kanilang pagbago? Nico Fernandez Sy and his minions Isaiah Santiago and Stephen Marquez is known to be a troublemaker, womanizer, playboy and also the school bully. They're very popular dahil dito but besides that, girls drool over them dahil sa kanilang napaka gwapong mukha. Devin Dela Cruz, is a high school student. He keeps his grades up, active sa school and cute guy. But what will happen if these three bullies fall in love with a guy?

A teenage tennis prodigy starts his first day at a new high school only to meet a girl who’s just as skilled—and wildly unpredictable. What begins as a light rivalry on the court becomes an offbeat, funny, and philosophical exploration of love, ambition, and the strange rhythms of life.

Nine years. One summer camp. Two souls who barely noticed each other—yet somehow never forgot. Max (23) and Nicol (18) meet again in the most unexpected place: a dating app. Their first messages are cautious, but something familiar sparks instantly. Soon, they discover they once shared the same summer camp as kids—just briefly, just in passing… But what if that fleeting childhood moment wasn’t a coincidence? Fate has brought them together again. And this time, they won’t let go. A tender story about the moments that stay with us, the chances we’re given, and the love that finds its way—no matter how many years have passed.

In the kingdom of Eldrid, where the divide between the haves and have-nots is stark, Mabel, a resilient young woman, struggles to survive in Bridlesmark, the impoverished side of the kingdom. Her family struggles to make ends meet, and she'll do anything to help them escape poverty. Meanwhile, Prince Arinthal, living in luxury, seeks to unite the kingdom, but his efforts are met with indifference. When Arinthal receives a note urging him to visit Bridlesmark, he goes on an unprepared mission, despite warnings. His encounter with Mabel at the market sparks intrigue, but it's not until she rescues him after an ambush that their fates become intertwined. Mabel takes him to her home and tends to Arinthal's wounds. In exchange for her care, Arinthal promises to take her family to Velcan. However, his promise is a lie, and he has no intention of keeping his word. As months turn into a year, Mabel's family's situation becomes dire, desperate to save her family. Mabel makes a heart-wrenching decision: she sells herself for money, along with her elder sister, Matilda. When she gets to Velcan and sees Arinthal, her anger deepens when she realises he is the crown prince. Arinthal, however, feels guilty but believes he owes her no apology. As they grow closer, their dislike turns into attraction. But can their love bridge the gap between their worlds?

The Moment I Lost You explores how suffering, loss, and distance test love. Tragedy occurs as Aiden is pushed to the edge by Mia's coldness. Through loss, remorse, and the pursuit of a second chance.

We’ve all had those moments—the kind that stops us in our tracks, steals our breath, and makes us see life differently. It could be a fleeting conversation, a mistake that stings, a kindness we never expected or even the realization that everything we believed… Everything we've ever known wasn’t quite right. Some lessons come like whispers, soft but impossible to ignore. Others hit like a tidal wave, knocking the wind out of us, and some come in the form of fictional short stories that resonate with us, But no matter how they arrive, they change something inside us forever. The Moment It Hit Me is a collection of those turning points—snapshots of clarity, reality, heartbreak, hope, and growth—all wrapped up in a thousand words. Each chapter comes with a different short story, some fictional, some from my own experiences and anecdotes from others' experiences. Some will make you laugh, others might sting, some will teach you new things about self-care, mental height, and emotional balance and a few will stay with you long after you turn the page. Because sometimes, all it takes is one moment to change everything. Let me share with you The Moment It Hit me, because, It Just Might Hit You too. I'm writing this because I believe that, sometimes readers need a break from traditional fiction to connect with something more grounded in real-life experiences. So be sure to share your life-changing experiences in the comment session, so we can all learn from this.

When a person see the things in another perspective, it can change into something more. They didn't say " There's more than meets the eye" for nothing. There are some things that are better to be hidden and some things are better to be not understood. See them and seek them. When you're near, be ready to expect the unexpected

Hailing from the ruined village of Demigem, Gachuti swore vengeance upon the demon king's minions who had destroyed his home. Embarking on a perilous journey, he sought to become powerful enough to challenge the evil that had befallen him. Along the way, Gachuti forged unlikely alliances with companions who would stand by him through thick and thin.

Nina Laurent es solo una más entre miles. Una minion más del ejército del mal, escondida bajo un traje negro y un número en el pecho: N° 428. Dravien Vorthe, el Rey del Caos, el villano más temido del mundo, jamás la ha mirado… Pero ella lo vio a él. Sin casco. En persona. Y fue suficiente para enamorarse perdidamente como fan de K-pop viendo a su bias destruir una ciudad. Desde entonces, Nina ha hecho todo por ser útil: Se entrenó. Se enlistó. Se inscribió en la universidad (gracias a las becas del mal) y está por graduarse con una tesis sobre venenos paralizantes. Claro, también ha derramado ácido, explotado una centrífuga, y casi incendia un laboratorio. Pero el punto es que lo intenta. Todo iba relativamente bien… hasta que una misión sale mal y cae en un tanque radioactivo. Pensando que va a morir, le envía un mensaje de texto a Dravien confesándole su amor. Y se desmaya. Cuando despierta, ya no es la torpe minion 428. Ahora es Nyx, una villana misteriosa, imponente y sensual con poderes oscuros, ojos como galaxias. ¿Podrá Nina mantener su identidad en secreto mientras ayuda en silencio al hombre que ama?

After landing in a different world, Javas - now Cassius Trojeor, has become the new Count after slaying the final obstacle, with overly loyal and ambitious minions by his side. His secret? He’s a several century old vampire with a thirst for monster blood. The problem? He’s a villain in an old school revenge fantasy series spanning several books. His character was the first novels final hidden villain. His solution? Raise the protagonist to escape this hellish world.

"To say nothing is set in stone, is to go against our teachings and everything we stand for, against our very foundation" He shrugged with a funny smile. "Well, shattering the heavens is my royal hobby"