Deadpan Snarker

"oh Jesus quit shouting,if you are scared, let's change the movie or you'll just close your eyes" Jaycee deadpanned "buzz kill! why will I close my eyes? are you dumb? stupid!!" Melanie deadpanned "then let go of my arm"he retorted Melanie Archer's grip on Jaycee's arm tightened,she made a naughty smile and said"shut up and scream along with me"... Not until today had Jaycee seen a crazy person,he loves this woman so much,so he screamed along with her even though he wasn't scared of the movie.. Couple years back*** "Mel can't you see? nobody wants you here,your sight alone disgust me,face it you are barren"Ethan Fordham shouted angrily "I am not... am not barren,please Ethan stop saying this things to me.." Melanie pleaded,her everything wants to leave her,if her life leaves her,she might die,no! she can't let go of Ethan,the thought made her head spin,she prayed and hoped all this was an illusion,that it will come to an end,but no this was reality,good things don't last forever in this accursed world.. "Ex Mrs Ethan,what made you steal from "ethereal beauty"?" journalist 1 deadpanned. "is it true you insulted Mrs Ethan Tiana and refused her generosity?" Mel just stared at the press,her heart hitting against her rib cage,she looked at Ethan,he knew how much she hated the public,press,media, that's why she has always been on a low key,but Ethan clenched Tiana's waist tightly and stared at her with disgust in his eyes and hatred with a devilish smirk dancing at the edge of his lips.. Melanie's eyes were glassy,tears started rolling down her cheeks,she whispered "please leave me alone,I never attempted stealing, I didn't steal,Ethan please help" she never for one day, thought that Ethan would turn to her worst nightmare,the only shoulders that she leaned on when facing difficulties are now gone.. Melanie left for Dutch,never thinking of having revenge,just to focus on herself and find her part again since Cupid deserted her.. deep down she knew she won't survive long and would run back to Ethan,she knew going back to him,is an act of stupidity,she didn't want to look vulnerable or desperate,she really tried to hate him,but her heart betrayed her,her heart said no.. "Ethan what have you done to me?"

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

Aurora Harper is a lively and charismatic livestreamer, known for her comedic antics and infectious energy. But when her subscriber count starts to plateau and viewer engagement dwindles, she finds herself desperate for a new idea to reignite her fame. Enter Sebastian Cole: her stoic, absurdly handsome neighbor and long-time friend. Sebastian is everything Aurora isn’t—calm, composed, and perfectly deadpan—which makes him the ultimate co-star for her latest, wildest plan: a fake romance livestream series. Convinced that their contrasting personalities will create irresistible on-screen chemistry, Aurora ropes Sebastian into pretending they’re an adorable, cohabiting couple. Together, they tackle everything from kitchen disasters to hilariously awkward “romantic” moments, all while trying to convince their fans—and maybe even themselves—that their fake love is purely for the cameras. But as their streams go viral and the lines between performance and real feelings blur, Sebastian starts to question if this charade is just fun and games—or something more. Meanwhile, Aurora battles with her own heart, wondering if the best things in life can come from the most unexpected, laugh-out-loud moments. Will their fake love bring real sparks, or will it all come crashing down in front of thousands of adoring fans? Fake Romance, Real Livestream is a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy about the hilarity, chaos, and unexpected romance that can happen when love goes live.

[Mature Content] "Is he playing with me—hiding his feelings and making me seek him?" Ashan, a Chinese-American, sometimes cold and mean to others but inside a shy boy who masks his anxiety, true emotions, and insecurities with a rough-tough deadpan face, makes the biggest mistake of ignoring the flaring gaze and the longing eyes of the most popular girl in his new school. Deep down, he wants that girl, which he mistakes as an ordinary crush on a random celebrity. He never knew the depth of his desire until the girl touched him. The denial of his yearning and internal conflict consume the peace and serenity of his simple life. Gradually, he discovers many unspoken histories about the girl he once despised but has now fallen for. He learns what obsession is and also understands what the true, endless, selfless, unconditional version of love is. Their love blooms like a colorless flower with fragrance in secret, in the darkness…. Two seventeens in their golden adolescence thrive further, overcome their matter, learn about each other, and know themselves better in their journey together. The sunshine girl—workaholic, scandalous, and horny. Despite being popular the girl keeps mystery around her. She is a tall, lean-bodied, short-haired brunette with mild-tanned skin. 5 foot, 10 inch. He feels lucky to be 3 inches taller than her. Her eyes he compares to eagles, which literally matches her features and behavior—brown hazel eyes with golden flecks that form a gold ring around the dark pupils in her eyes. The sullen boy—coy, solitary, and filled with compressed lust. He hardly feels interested in his peers. Pitch-black hair, monolid eyes with dark brown iris, milk-white skin, and a lithe body groom him as a complete Asian, hiding his American nationality. Her adoring gaze reminds him of how handsome he is, which he regards as an annoyance as his beauty attracts unease attention. "The harsh truth of the cruel world is that you might not get the love you want from the person you desire most." I own the book cover. It's my own silly art. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)⁾⁾ Pardon my grammatical mistakes.

Cassie Blake, a stubborn and competitive prodigy, runs away from home because of an arranged marriage. Using her intellect and skills honed throughout her life, she makes a Top 100 company in the country from scratch. All to just escape her marriage. However, as she grew older, she realised there is no way to escape it. Worse, she has no relationship experience... ... "What do you mean you're now a sugar mommy?" Skyler massaged her forehead as she glared at Cassie. "You were the one who said I have no relationship experience so I decided to be in a relationship," Cassie shrugged. Skyler gave a deadpan look to Cassie and turned to look at the handsome hunk named Austin who Cassie had picked up from streets. Literally. "I need a break from all this." .... Hey, author here, so I'm not good with synopsis so hope you read the chapters before dropping. It's a humble request from me. Thanks for reading!

"Hello, I'm... Raphael." He looked at me with a deadpanned expression. "I know that already." *** When Cindy finds herself awaken in the body of the villain of a typical fantasy story, she could only try to find a way to return back. The problem is she's never read the novel before! And what greets her is an unfortunate stay at the dungeons and characters who can't help but act hostile towards her-- or is it him now? Apparently, she's taking over a male character. But that was the least of her worries at the moment. ***

I will help you take your revenge,” Vladimir said with a faint smile. Celine cleared her throat and asked. “Why?” “Because I want to, not that I pity you. I just need a woman by my side” Vladimir replied. “And what would you gain by helping me?” Celine asked with a heart beating loudly in her chest. She just wanted to ask these questions but the truth is, she is ready to go with him. “A lot,” Vladimir replied, maintaining his composure. “And what are those?” “I can't tell you that but you are safe, Celine,” Vladimir replied, with his index finger pressed to the crook of his nose. “Then, what do you want in return?” ”Nothing for now but I will want something in return in the future and I know you will do it” Celine sees no harm in this and she believes she is not going to regret it. “I will take your offer but don't regret it if I don't later accept what you want,” Celine said aloud for Vladimir to hear, not having any ounce of regret in her. **** Celine got rejected by her fated mate on her wedding day because of the curse she carried. Not only did she get rejected and disowned by her parents. Her fated mate got married to her sister in the same hall, on the same day. “Celine is cursed and wouldn’t be able to bear me a child and due to this, I’m calling off this union." Kieran deadpanned, shocking everyone in the hall. However, when she thought she would be dying soon after hitting her head on a sharp object in the hall, a mysterious man suddenly appeared and took her out of the hall. Now, this same man is ready to help her execute her revenge.

(Warning: Mature content) She is dreadful and has no mercy. She isn't scared of anything, even death is scared of her. But, the ever daring man dared to look at her, straight at her piercing eyes. Something no one has ever done. Well, she is the QUEEN of her territory and he is the KING TO TAME HER. * To get his sister back from the hands of the evil woman who had kidnapped her, Darren Vladimir is ready to do anything even thought it means putting his life on the life. But it wouldn't go easy as thought as she is not one to please. They made a deal..... A deal with consequences if broken. "You will replace your sister and become my slave, and I will give her back to you..... If this deal is breached, the person you love the most will have to DIE" "Yes I accept..... Just let my sister go." A dangerous deal..... But the famous arrogant researcher, Darren Vladimir, has a different plan in mind. The deal might backfire and he was ready for it...... He is going to TAME HER, the forest vampire and send her to hell where she belong. .......... Ambrosia drew closer and raised his jaw using her middle fingers, staring at his grey orbs, never taking her eyes off or blinking away. The man was determined. He raised a corner of his lips, smiling at her lopsidedly. He wasn't blinking away too but staring at the gorgeous but cold woman who leaned so close to him. "Are you falling for me already?" he asked. She raised a brow at the sudden question but her face went back to her usual deadpan state. "I see you are determined......Fine then, I give you fourteen days. Fourteen days to get me on your bed. If after the fourteenth day, and nothing happened between us, then I might end up punishing you severally. A punishment you will never forget." His smile broadened, "Fine then, but if after that fourteenth day, I succeed, you will also be punished." She smiled and moved back, "You are crazy, aren't you?" she said staring at him. "Fine then, let's make that part of our deal."

Life is all roses and strawberries with your asexual mother till Alpha wolves fall in love with you. And now you have to choose... But who do you pick? Hayden Lebaron is an average teenage boy, well if average means being about the size of a midget and being babied by everyone, at least that's what he thinks. A new student moves to their school and Hayden finds out that he's deeper in the Werewolf world that he ever thought possible and the worst part was that he had no idea that Werewolves even existed. EXCERPT : "What the fuck did you do?" Virgil demands his eyes dark, the only reason Dale doesn't have a black eye yet is because he's still carrying me.  I intervene quickly before Virgil changes his mind and decides to land the punch. "V-Vi-Virgil." I stutter out desperately, reaching for him. "I-It wasn't D-Dale, h-he d-didn't d-do any-anything." "What sort of boyfriend are you, letting your girlfriend get beat up by dudes in the boys bathroom?" Dale accuses, snatching me back and ending my efforts to reach for Virgil, his leaf green eyes nearly glowing.  Shana is momentarily stunned, "Girlfriend?"  She mouths to me, I close my eyes in embarrassment, this was one of those days I wanted to start over.  Virgil isn't even fazed by the obvious confusion. "Thanks." He bites out coldly, the appreciation has the same energy as 'go jump off a cliff. "Now give me back my girlfriend." "No. Now get away from me, you're in my way." Dale deadpans, making a move to continue his journey.  "I won't ask you again." Virgil says in a deadly voice, stepping in front of us, electric blue eyes nearly jumping from his face with how hard he is glaring.  "Hayden sounds terrified of you so no, I'm not giving her back. Now get the fuck out of my way." He says, his quiet voice ringing volumes, the entire hallway is silent now, the entire school watching the school's heartthrob go against the hot new kid... and over me! - I wail mentally, wishing I was a bird, a pebble, anything but Hayden LeBaron right now. VOLUME 2 •~• Come talk to me on discord at Aryna Stan#5852 I'd love to hear your thoughts... Link to the Discord server... https://discord.gg/qYk2ka7fc7 •~•

“And when they asked me what my favorite time of the day was, I smiled, remembering the bright moon, glimmering stars, dark, black sky and replied-…” The movement of my hand stopped, my pen stopping right in the middle of the blank, off white paper when a cold shiver ran down my spine, making me shudder involuntarily as I clutched the furry woolen jacket closer to my body. “And you say you love winter.” The old woman looked at me through her dark eyes that glowed in the orange-yellow light of the electric heater set up in my room. “I do. ‘I close my eyes and the cold is a cloud that envelops history. Sorrow is ancient.’” I quoted. “ It’s dark. It’s mysterious. Absolutely beauti-“ “Dead. It’s dead.” She deadpanned, giving me an unimpressed look when I rolled my eyes and decided to ignore like I had been for the past half an hour. * * * What happens when a girl tries to venture into places she isn't supposed to? When she looks for knowledge that wasn't meant for her? When she tinkers with time like a child with a toy?

"My sweetest little treasure, don't be naive, you are either damned or dead in here, so now be good and scream your loudest for me." Persephone [Psyche] Charming found herself sent away into a strange highschool for troubled teenagers after commiting a crime worthy of hell back home. Soon enough the Witch began to realize these troubled teenagers were more dangerous than the worst of criminals. Especially the Crescent brothers who were more monstrous than animals. °°° "No, whatever you're gonna say, no, not now, not ever. Also get out of my room you psychopath, you'll get blood all over my sheets…. Why is there blood all over you?" She could no longer control her urge and asked. He really looked like a mess. So much blood that Persephone felt it was his. His face had a tear, and his hair was just…. Well that hair was always looking messy. At her words that smirk died. Replaced with a lost look. "Hm, you're being nosy." He said, coolly. "....." Persephone deadpanned. "You broke into my ROOM." She couldn't help the incredulity that filled her voice as she said those words. The reddish eyelashes fluttered, and then slowly but surely the eyes were opened. It was worse than expected. His red eyes were bloodshot, hurt, so many emotions going in a long and horrible roller coaster.  Persephone always thought Caspian was a straightforward person. Everytime she met him, he would always say or do whatever came to his mind. He looked like he was mad at everything whenever he was around, because he couldn't be bothered to hide his emotions. This kind of open person, when they were hurt, it was too obvious for the world to see. Persephone's throat bobbed as she swallowed. She didn't know why she was aggrieved by the hurt in his eyes. Anytime they crossed parts one way or the other Caspian always threatened her. Seeing the cool smirk on his face all those times, Persephone hoped it would be knocked off his face, but literally seeing that arrogant look away from his face, Persephone's heart was pumping really fast. This time she couldn't control her brain from allowing her hand to reach out towards Caspian, her fingers sinking into the mop of hair for the first time. Despite the unsettlement she felt at his hurt, she couldn't help the wave of satisfaction and the tremors of shudders that traced up her spine as her fingers sank into his hair. It was so silky, as she imagined it would be, so soft, it would entice anyone to keep touching. She has fallen down the rabbit hole so it couldn't be helped as she combed her fingers through his hair softly, her skin enjoying the tickling and electric feeling of petting his hair. She stiffened when she heard his sigh. It was actually not a sigh…. If she heard it correctly it was a moan, a soft and gentle moan. Persephone felt something thick had obscured her throat from swallowing as she heard the sinfully soft moan. She peeked away from the hair to his face. His eyebrows dipped into a furrow but the curve and contort of his features couldn't be misunderstood….. This was a look of satisfaction. "What happened to you?" She sounded like she had choked out the words. The reply was a bit late but it came. "I shouldn't have come here." Seeing the way she was petting his hair, enjoying every minute of it, enjoying him enjoying every minute of it, she indeed concurred that he should not have come to her. But she said, "But you did." A hand descended on the back of her head. "Yeah, I did." [Mature Content] [Slow burn]

"I just wanted a normal life, is that too much to ask?" Mattheus bemoaned once it was just the two of them again. "Hah. Face the reality, Mattheus. You can resurrect a dead person with your skill Miracle Invoker and your best friend is a cat." Brunilda deadpanned. "You were never going to have a normal life." Theodoric He has found himself waking up in this world as Mattheus Crown. From a world with an overworked System, he finds life is in Hard Mode with possibly multiple people wanting Mattheus Crown dead. In a world with two moons, where magic and the occult have perfectly intertwined with scientific breakthroughs within the country of New Albion, ancient otherworldly beings stir within the shadows. The eldritch existences that always lingered around the fragile cracks of the material plane have come a-knocking. Shared Server: https://discord.gg/WpxD7AA

Synopsis "They say don't go near the beast nor summon it." *** I closed my eyes, trying to lengthen my patience. I don't want to lash out and attack this beast because I know better than to attack a supernatural creature. He just need to stay away from me. "Can you just leave alone?" I asked through gritted teeth. The beast just gave me a throaty laugh, evil as he is. I fisted my hands holding my shit together. His playful personality is not helping my tinning patience. "I can't," his deep dark voice said. I opened my eyes, glaring at the big beast in front of me. His sinful green eyes stared at me with amusement. "What do you mean by you can't? Just leave me alone and mind your own business. That simple," I deadpanned. I saw how her eyes flicker from green to black. His beast trying to be in control. the fight remain for 5 seconds. But his beast won. He chuckled. Goosebumps arise to my body. His laugh is unlike his any other laugh. It's dark, dangerous and beastly. "I can't. You summon the beast, love. Now suffer the consequences," he said as he take predatory steps towards me. I froze to my spot, frighten for my own life.

The end is nigh, making Death a very busy man. And that's too bad because he's kind of stupid. Luckily, he's got Cheron, a deadpan heroine who just so happens to be immortal. Watch as they reap souls, fall in love, and destroy the universe. Then watch them do it all over again. Updates every day until I get tired, hehe. v(~u~)v If you can, please donate to my Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/3uttdog ---I would really appreciate it. :-D I love you!!

He thought she wanted to commit suicide and tried to stop her: “There is always hope. As long as you believe, there will always be a way. Come down from that railing first and let's talk about it." She saw it as a chance to prank him instead of clearing up the misunderstanding: With a cunning smile on her face she yelled at the sky. "I don't believe you! Just let me be! I am going to die!" She spread her arms out like an eagle, preparing to face her ‘death’ bravely. A little bit into their relationship: Scene 1: "My, how terrifying Master Quince! But if my character and background is credible, on what grounds do you intend to throw me in jail?" Queen asked, her eyes shining with amusement. "Attempting to wreck havoc, causing psychological pain and emotional trauma." Quince deadpanned. "Psychological pain and...what?!" Queen half yelled the words out. ‘You smelly cat!!! What psychological pain, throughout our interaction you only had that non expression on your face ok?!' Scene 2: "It's ill mannered of you to suddenly read someone else's documents." He said coldly. "But you are not someone else. You're my fiancé." She replied matter of factly. "My point still stands." Quince replied as he bit out those words. "Yeah well, let it continue standing then." Scene 3: "Jealousy is a petty and useless emotion Miss Vancroft. I already have a fiancée." "Oh is that so?" Queen tilted her head before saying, "Are you trying to say that I don't have to worry about anyone else as I am the only one in your eyes Master Quince?" Note: This is definitely not a story about a helpless damsel or weak female~ Nor is this a story about the bullied female lead~ it’s the male lead that...*whoops* author just dodged a shoe from the male lead~ see you in the book! ? *If you are looking for something light, sweet, poignant and funny to read with no annoying misunderstandings then this is the book for you!* **All credits for the picture goes to the original owner on Pinterest**

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!

Three friends try to find themselves in a world where mortals have the powers of gods.

The first time they meet, he arrests her under suspicions that she's involved in a murder case. He's so handsome that she, as the head of an entertainment company, is determined to recruit him into her company, train him to be a star, and make him her cash cow! But he is neither short of money nor fame and refuses her. So she decides—to make him her boyfriend first. "I'm 5'4" tall. Do you think I need to tiptoe to kiss you?" She smiles brightly, ogling at him. The man gives her a deadpan glance. "Are you daydreaming?" She licks her lips and smiles. "Yes, I'm dreaming about having sex with you." "......!!!" A few months later, Song Yi finally loses her patience and asks, "Do you like me or not? I've been chasing you for so long!" Tang Si smiles and whispers to her, "Miss Song, this can only prove that you're not attractive enough." Annoyed, Song Yi is about to retort only to hear his husky and sultry voice. "Let me teach you—how to attract a man." Her mind goes blank! At first, she imagines Tang Si to be a mature and reliable man, but it turns out that he's actually lazy, naughty, and damn good at seducing women! … "What would you do if you hadn't chosen to be a policeman?" "Be a star." The man cracks a smile. "Become CEO Song's… cash cow." Everyone is shocked. "How dare this woman poach someone from our police force?"

After an accidental death, in order to continue to live, Gu Bai had to choose to go through various wonderful books to complete tasks. Every time he became a variety of small cannon fodder inside the story, Gu Bai’s code of conduct when completing task is – by all means, don’t be inferior, don’t be shameless, don’t be upright… hold on to a golden thigh. … N times after transmigrating Cannon fodder: (angry contempt) … You’re already so powerful, why are you still shamelessly holding on to a golden thigh to deal with us!? Gu Bai: (deadpan) That… holding and holding… got used to it… #NOT MY STORY #BY HONG YAO YAO

"I want to be a lotus flower," she says with enthusiasm. "What?!" "I want to be a lotus flower," she tiredly repeated. "How are you going to save the world as a lotus flower?" "I never said I would," she deadpanned.

"Don't you ever feel bored to the point everything becomes numb?" Aidan and Maeve exchanged a quick look before settling in a deadpan expression. Emma sighed. "Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to." --- Emma Brown appears to be your typical girl next door with an average name, an average appearance and a predictable routine. She's the farthest from exciting. One day, Emma stumbles across the bucket lists her family wrote the Christmas before her grandfather's passing.  Overcome by nostalgia, Emma decides to fulfil their past wishes in homage to her grandfather. Due to several reasons, she finds herself with a time constraint on her hands.  Will Emma's scheduled bucket list prevail or will she have to give up on meeting all the requirements she set up for her and her family? --- Find out more by reading Bucket List on a Schedule. --- Since this is an original story, copyright belongs to me, Ida_Lily_Dang

What do you do if you wake up one morning to a seriously infuriating note from your sister and a dog... no scratch that. Two dogs. ------ "At this rate I'm never going to have peace again, am I?" "I don't know what you want me to do about it" "Get out" "What about Cello?" "You named her? She can stay, you can leave, I don't need a babysitter" 'Especially not one that talks like the world will end if he doesn't.' "No thank you, we grew attached in the time it took for you to open the door for us and now there's no way to separate!" He put a hand to his forehead like a damsel about to collapse and as if on cue, the beagle barked to make her presence known, then he stared at the brunette, deadpan. And the brunette stared right back. 'Seriously irritating...'

In a stunning crossover event, two iconic anime worlds collide as Goku from the Dragon Ball universe and Saitama from One Punch Man find themselves drawn into a mysterious rift between dimensions. As they team up to face a menacing and enigmatic foe named Zorathar, known for his power to manipulate reality, the two heroes must push their limits and even fuse their strengths to combat an unimaginable threat. This thrilling clash of universes brings together the explosive battles and power-ups of Dragon Ball Super with the deadpan humor and one-punch knockout prowess of One Punch Man. Together, Goku and Saitama embark on an epic journey filled with jaw-dropping fights, unexpected twists, and a camaraderie that transcends the boundaries of their respective worlds. Will their combined might be enough to save both universes from the brink of destruction? Dragon Ball Super x One Punch Man is an action-packed, humor-infused adventure that leaves fans eagerly anticipating what happens when these two titans of anime cross paths.

Arcipilia, the land of magic. Filled with mages and sword masters. A place where male mages were as rare as treasures. In the year 6969, The clouds were gloomy. Strong wind blew itself making the weather icier. Rain came pouring down hard. The hailstones were poured to the ground like marbles spilled from a box. A dragons cry resounded in a far away region away from human kind. Anubis, the first male mage after millenniums. Strong mana? Check Powerful magic? Check Forced to go all female mage academy? Check Flocked by all females? Check "So how is your new academy, Anubis? Any girlfriend?" Lucas asked with a sly smile. "No, I don't have" Anubis said with a deadpan look. "Then, what do you want huh? Harem with different types of woman?" Lucas asked with a teasing grin. "No" Anubis said and ignored his idiotic friend. "Ahh, then. I know!! You want loli right? Hehe" Lucas said laughing. "Stop right there." Anubis hit Lucas on his head. Lucas ignored the hit he just received and laughed even louder. "LOLI LOVER." Lucas shouted then started running as Anubis chased him.

For love that was never to grow but was kept cherished ~ "Where's she?" Rex asked barging into the throne room, his eyes were quick to fall on his brother who sat on the throne chair comfortably. "Who?" His brother deadpanned making Rex become more furious "You know who I'm talking about, Rhys, where the fuck is Alya?" Rex asked again "Taking to where she belong" Rhyss said not bothering about his brother's reaction "You wouldn't dare to touch her, Rhys" Rex warned, the threat heavy in his voice, he could feel his control slipping with every seconds that passed by with his brother who decide to keep quiet. Two more seconds passed and Rhys said "Father and mother won't ever approved of the stupid love, you know that yourself" "She is an enemy and thankfully an easy one to break" Rhys paused for some seconds before adding "it will be a quick kill for her and you won't feel the loneliness, why don't I bring her?" He said getting up from the chair and moved to the door to only be stopped by Rex who glared hard at him "Touch a single hair on her body and I'll see to it that you become a meal to the wolves in the forest" Rex threatened, his hazel eyes changing to the dark color of red. ......

[Mature Content, No Rape] 'All she wished for was catching a glimpse of him after so many years, but who knew that she would end up in his arms again?' Hazel Winston lost her mother at a tender age and she is taken in by the Milbrands, her aunt's household. During her stay at the Milbrand mansion, she is treated nothing less to a servant although she never complains as she is grateful to them for providing a roof for her to stay. Until a day comes when they come up with a perfect excuse to throw her out of their house, leaving her on the streets. Duke Raven Atticus is considered as one of the most eligible bachelors in Hollowvale. Although he is a Duke, he had never imagined himself to be a person who would settle down with someone and start a family. ___________ #Except 1 Scarlett walked to stand in front of Hazel and glared at her before saying," Listen. I want you to pack everything that belongs to you and get out of my house." Hazel's lips hung open as her eyes widened and she immediately went down on her knees,"Aunt Scarlett please believe me. I didn't do anything." "It is final," she deadpanned. "I have no where to go! I don't know anyone else in this world," she said desperately. "You would have thought about it before seducing your cousin's fiancee." "I'm innocent I swear. He came to the kitchen- " "Shut up! We feed you and give you shelter. You're so ungrateful!" she hissed. _______ Excerpt 2 His hands gently brushed her hips and squeezed them seductively making her gasp. He could feel her heart beating erratically in her chest as his nose brushed the length of her slender neck. Hazel felt all the blood in her body rushing to her lower abdomen and soon, she felt between her thighs aching and pulsating at the same time. The feeling was strange but thrilling and exciting at the same time. She had closed her eyes and all she could do was feel his hands crawling on her skin. He placed wet kisses along her neck and jaw until his teeth grazed her neck. When he bit her neck, a moan escaped her lips as she leaned her head, giving him easy access.

(On Hiatus) Layla is a quiet student whom everyone barely notices. Bright is, according to his name, a bright student. Very handsome, arrogant and egotistical. Of all, he is a ladies'man. Layla is a nerd. She never has the guts to go after what she wants. She is more of a pushover. She has always had this longtime crush on Bright despite the fact that he does not notices her. She finally gathered courage to tell him how she felt but was rejected instantly. This was really hard for her as it was the first time she tried to go after what she wants. Will she persist in trying to get him or just go back to her shell and give up? ... Excerpt "Really? You are going to give up? Just like that?" Her mom asked her in a tender and soft voice to which she nodded to immediately. "Come on L, you can't just give up like that. I mean, what else could go wrong?" She continued asking. Layla gave her the 'are you really asking me that?' look. Her mom understood the look and said, "Well, a few things could go wrong..." "A LOT of things could go wrong." She cut her mom off. Her mom stood up with her hands resting on her hips. "Anything worthwhile requires sacrifice. Moreover, I didn't raise you to be a pushover." "You literally did not raise me. Granny did." She deadpanned. ... Instagram account @estheromisope2

Knock! Knock! The third knock didn't make a sound. Before the Grim Reaper makes another knock, the door opened and an annoyed lady stood in front of him. Her yellow dress shows so much brightness and disposition, unfortunately his presence and three knocks mean one thing. Death. "Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" she asked as their eyes met. When her eyes turned to his body, she deadpanned. "Man, what's with the black hooded robe? Are you emo? And is that a hook black umbrella? What are you, Kingsman? Try a folded one mister, it's easier to carry." "Elizabeth Alexis Cruz, 23 years old. Born on December 7, 1995. Died at 2:13 AM. Cause of Death: Heart Attack. Your time is up and you can't say no to that." The girl laughed so hard and hit his shoulder. "Mister, what prank are you pulling? Sorry but my name is Elizabeth Alexis Cruiz, 23 years old. Born on December 17, 1995. And no heart complication and still strong as a carabao. I think you mixed me up with someone. Next time you should be careful with spelling and typos. Have a good day mister." He knocked again but when the door open, the girl shoved an identification card and some paper in his face-- birth certificate. "Proofs. Make sure you slip them back under the door after you check them mister. And oh, here's my number." She slipped a colored note with numbers scribbled in it. "I do hookups depends on the face and I think you passed. Call me anytime, just make sure you don't have sexually transmitted disease, for now just let me sleep," she winked before closing the door. The Grim Reaper stood in front of the closed door, blinking. Emo? Kingsman? Typos? And hookup?! Soul reaping has never been this hard and humiliating, he thought.

Beautiful Hazel was brought to the palace by who she hated the most, even more than her happy shattering parents. Will she be able to forgive the hellish prince Uriel after he had made her see hell through out her stay with him?, after he had made her warm his bed against her will, chaining her to his bed and took advantage of her anywhere and anytime he likes. He assigned her the work of being his knight but he made her his every day sex slave as well. As a human and the supposed mate of the son of the great demoness Seraphine, will she use the power she inherited from him during their night stand after she found out as an advantage against him ?. Go through and find out whether she will stay with him through eternity and why Prince Uriel's father being the king didn't inherit the power of his first wife being the greatest and most powerful demoness. "Come, I'll warm you on bed since you're catching cold"....."No your highness, I think I'm okay here", her innocent mentality was forced to reason the meaning of warming her up on bed, there seems to be dark meaning to his words. "You think you are ok, which means you are guessing that you are ok while you are not, I won't listen to your excuse again", he deadpanned forcing her up in a bridal style but that didn't go well for him because Hazel on her own clutched the curtain while on his arms, "I don't want to go anywhere with your highness, I'm ok, im fine, please let me be", she pleaded between her sobs, "you know what miss, there is no way you can beg me to to change my mind, no matter how your sobs echo in my ear, it pleases me the way music pleases the ear of you humans, infact it's my favorite music, I love it so much when people cry in agony, and that's what I want to be hearing everyday that's why i shatter the happiness and peace of people to hear the wonderful music I love, so you better cooperate as I take it lightly with you now, otherwise I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR EXISTENCE".

' It is said that, beyond our sky, there are countless of stars, and each star holds a world of it's own, with powerful abilities beyond one's imagination. And that as long as you reach your hand upward with determination, a celestial body might heed your call and come towards you.. ' ' What if you received memories of the future you? What would you do? Would you believe in them and try changing your life? Would you just think of them as a passing dream ?...' Somewhere in the void... A tall and muscular man with long platinum blond hair in a black robe stood in the void of space. He was looking before him, where a grand scene was taking place. Countless galaxies and nebulas were moving in specific trajectories as if they were following an order. " I did what I thought was right to do. I do not lament nor do I regret, for it is an emotion of the weak. If I had to choose again, I'd still do the same, that is my conviction. That's what makes #### who he is now. " He turned his head towards another figure that was standing not too far behind him and asked with an deadpan face. " What about you? ####, What would you have done if you received what I've received, would you have the courage and firmness to accept this gift ? " But he didn't let the questioned respond as he smiled and lifted his left hand, holding a golden longsword that was slightly vibrating and pointed it towards the questioned one before finally ending the conversation. " The weak will always be weak as long as they don't have the will and courage to challenge those who are stronger than them." After gently saying those words, the man slashed horizontally with his golden sword, * SHWINGGG!!!!* unleashing a bright golden light that went straight to his opponent at an amazing speed and at the same time- *Shuuu!!* His figure flickered forward, following closely behind his attack... In the vast void of space, Two figures could be seen moving closely together then separating from time to time. ---------------------------------------------- Hello! Author here! just to say that the book is still in development, or to say uhmm everything is still in development, please do bear patience with this author! I just posted the uploaded the cover and the synopsis because of my own impatience sigh... the cover doesn't belong to me, just found it in Pinterest. that's all for now!