Roasting Fat

I was just a normal high school student, arguing with friends about a trending novel.. Sword Slash Heaven, a fantasy epic with an overpowered protagonist and a villain more interesting than the hero himself. But fate decided to play a joke on me. After a sudden accident, I wake up… not as the hero, not even as the villain I admired, But as Adam Blackthorn, a fat, forgotten extra with a tragic death in volume four. Mocked. Bullied. Discarded. Why? Not that I care. I’ll train. I’ll burn every page of the original plotline if I have to. That artifact meant for the MC? Mine. That fiancé who kills me in the original story? She’ll wish she never met me. Forget fate. Forget the “hero.” I’ll carve my name into this world. And everyone who laughed at me.. Will kneel.

Ryan West was a fat nobody. A walking punchline. A breathing doormat. Mocked, ignored, beaten down—he lived his life like an actual loser, dragging his feet through every day, praying for it to just end. And after a brutal public rejection from his long-time crush, followed by a savage beatdown from her friends, Ryan finally had enough. He stood on the edge of a building, ready to throw it all away. Then came the ding. [Awakening Detected.] [System: CharmCraft OS Activated.] Suddenly, he has a system—a chance. A path. A power tied to what he never had: charisma, confidence, charm, and control. Now, Ryan’s done playing victim. From a nobody to a name that shakes cities. From zero to the smooth-talking, aura-crushing alpha every man fears and every woman wants. This is his second life. His revenge arc. His rise to the top—with power, money, respect… and a harem that no one can take from him.

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Ela percorreu um longo caminho. Órfã, nascida fraca e sendo a notória inútil do País do Dragão Azul, Gu Ruoyun era a vergonha da orgulhosa família Gu. Falsamente acusada de um crime que não cometeu, foi traída por sua família e espancada até a morte por seu próprio avô. Mas a vida deu uma reviravolta fatídica naquele mesmo dia — ela foi revivida. Recém-desperta, agora ela é a Mestra de um antigo tesouro que reside dentro de seu corpo. Pílulas de cultivo preciosas, tesouros além da sua imaginação mais selvagem e bestas espirituais, tudo ao seu alcance... Ela é a menina dos olhos de todos sob os céus, incluindo a de um misterioso e belo homem. Agora ela tem apenas um objetivo — conquistar o mundo.

Vivi - daddy Edgar said that im a fat. Daddy no 1 - who called you fat? No one can call you fat except me Daddy no 2 - I'll make him fat Daddy no 3 - posts on social media and supports his daughter Daddy no 4 - kidnaps him Imagine waking up one day to find your best friend gone without a trace. Then, after six long years, she suddenly reappears, but with a surprising request - to entrust you with her six-year-old child. Confusion sets in. Why would she leave her child with the same people she left behind years ago? Weren't they abandoned for the sake of love? It seems unlikely they'd provide proper care. But wait, why are they seen shopping for baby items? And why are they vying for the child's attention? Welcome to the world of our protagonist, a young girl left in the care of four seemingly unkind "daddies." How does she cope with fathers who can't even tell bedtime stories or appreciate her cuteness? Instead of showering her with love, they label her as fat and ugly, even criticizing her singing. It's a tear-jerking situation. Her solace lies with her loving mommy, grandma Cincha, and her dear classmate, Dicky. But Dicky seems to have vanished after meeting her daddies. Where did he go? In this novel, we delve into the fun rollercoaster of a young girl's life, navigating through ups and downs, affection, and the search for belonging. Join me as we uncover the mysteries surrounding her mother, her distant daddies, and the unexpected bonds. _________ This is a Slice of Life novel without DRAMA only cuteness! No cheating couples, no stepmother-stepsister drama, no faceslapping & no revenge. There would be lovestory of the leads but i wont tell you who is the male lead! This is only for fun reading! An everyday story of a cute baby with 4 daddies. Trust me you will love this!

I've been reborn! I'm handicapped! Raising a tiger cub is so hard! And there's this sulky Silver Wolf trying to seduce me, what do I do! If you say anything wrong, the cub gets fat. It keeps asking for pats, grooming, paw pinches, belly rubs—it's too much! Speak inaccurately and the wolf's eyes narrow, it laughs in a low, magnetic voice, making my heart race. How do I deal with this! Mysterious flora and fauna have me dazzled, what do I do! Stop thinking! Come with me on an easy-going farming life journey in Beast World! (This story is 1v1 oh~ Hoping for a sweet romance, extend your little paw, come on in without hesitation!) (Our reader interaction, banter, bragging group: 1059700117)

The fat and ugly Nora Smith is the laughingstock of the town when her fiancé breaks off their engagement. He says, “The sight of your gigantic face and thunder thighs disgusts me! Don't ever pester me again!" “What an idiot.” Nora scoffs and turns around, her lips curling up into a smile. Later, when Nora successfully slims down, she returns as an astounding beauty. Her ex-fiancé comes to her bearing flowers and begs, "I was wrong, Nora. I’m willing to do anything as long as you come back to me.” Nora rests her chin in her hands and smiles as she replies, “Real men don’t dwell on the past.” Angered, he says, “You’re just a dimwit saddled with baggage that I dumped, Nora. No one will want you except me!" But following that… A young and popular singer tweets: “Nora Smith is my goddess!" An internationally renowned surgeon asks, “Are you free tonight, Nora?” Even the rich and influential hotshot whom everyone is scared of comes forward and says, ”I can take care of my wife and children myself, thank you very much.”

Habiendo pasado su infancia confinada en cadenas, Alice era una niña que no conocía ni el amor ni la alegría. Despreciada por su familia mientras era torturada en nombre del bien mayor durante años, se volvió insensible a todo sentimiento y pensamiento. Eso fue, hasta que un día, un hombre de negro le ofreció una oportunidad de escapar. Hubo una vez rumores extendidos de un infierno interminable, una tierra de muerte gloriosa y oportunidad terrible. Los tontos lo buscaban, y los inteligentes nunca se aventuraban en él. Solo cuando sus ominosos misterios se derramaron sobre la tierra todos oyeron su nombre —el Abismo. Una sola gota de su sangre podía dar a alguien el poder de controlar las sombras, moverse más rápido que el sonido, o tener una fuerza superior a la del hombre más fuerte. Sin embargo, todo tenía un costo; la sangre siempre aseguraba que aquellos que la consumían se convirtieran en parte del Abismo, con una excepción —Alice. Rechazada por su propia sangre, estaba destinada a pudrirse en una jaula dorada. Pero, ese día fatídico cambió todo. Dotada de una segunda oportunidad en la vida, una oportunidad para cambiar su vida y reclamar venganza contra su familia, una oportunidad de sumergirse profundamente en el Abismo y obtener el poder para gobernar su propio destino, Alice tomó su mano, sin ser consciente del destino que se desplegaba ante ella. Discord: https://discord.gg/vrdTSkj8Va Notas del Autor: Este es mi tercer libro, voy a tomar lo que aprendí anteriormente para mejorar. Este libro se centrará en la trama, la acción, la profundidad de los vínculos de los personajes y, en general, un tono más oscuro/enfoque de este mundo de fantasía cruel que he ideado para este libro. Si decides darle una oportunidad a este libro, ¡espero que lo disfrutes! Una experiencia y un tono muy diferentes a los de Nanomancer Reborn.

She just wanted to cook. Now she’s feeding the apocalypse. Marron Louvel was supposed to win Earth’s biggest cooking competition… but she died before the judges could take a bite. Now she’s stuck in a fantasy world with a rundown food stall, a grumpy talking bear, and a System that insists she’s an SSS-Grade Chef. Her first customer? A half-dead adventurer who cries after one bite of her duck fat fries. Her recipes from Earth don’t just taste good—they heal, buff, and change fates. She’s not interested in romance. But that hasn’t stopped knights, beastfolk, or demon lords from lining up for more than just seconds. To survive in a world ruled by cooking power, Marron must upgrade her stall, unlock legendary ingredients, and serve dishes so good they shake the heavens. Because in the world of Savoria, flavor is power—and one perfect bite can save a life.

Waking up in the middle of a dream, a strange door appears in the house... Behind each door lies a different, unfamiliar world. In the nightmare world, Jiang Cheng exaggerated the news he got from the strong man and told it to the fat man. The latter was almost in tears as he listened, "If we die here, our entire family will bleed to death upside down?" "That's right." "Then why don't you seem that scared?" The fat man widened his eyes. Jiang Cheng turned his head and said in a very serious tone, "Because I'm an orphan." --- You can support me and read ahead at my Pa treon at Pa treon.com/CinderTL

#MATURECONTENT #SMUT #REDFLAG #UNTIED Read the first 10 chapters. I dare you not to fall in love. --- Everyone in Penny Willard’s life had one thing to say: “You're not good enough.” Her ex? "Fat repels people worse you're ugly, why did you think I would want you?" Her sister? "Look at me, Penny. Of course Chris chose me. I'm everything you're not." Her own mother? "I wish you'd never been born." Her stepfather? "You're a mistake. A stain on this family." The help whispered behind closed doors... "She’s just a product of rape who ruined her mother’s life." But then he came along. The madman. The monster. The one everyone feared. And he called her Penguin. His Penguin. His life. His reason. His obsession. --- On the day Penny thought she’d finally found love, she discovered her fiancé, Chris Adkins, was already married… to her baby sister, Ariana. Before she could process the betrayal, another bomb dropped. She was already married. To a man she'd never met before... A man hidden from the world... A man so dangerous, they erased his existence from every record... Osvaldo Adkins. The caged beast in the penthouse. Unstable, cold and dangerously handsome. And absolutely, madly obsessed with his new wife. What started as betrayal turned into love. Penny was done crying over her stupid ex. She was ready to start a new and make them eat their words. She’s not just the chubby, awkward girl everyone bullied anymore. She’s the anonymous genius behind world-shaking breakthroughs. A prodigy scientist. A doctor. The woman everyone secretly relies on. And now? She’s out for revenge. She’ll make Ariana choke on her lies. She’ll make Chris wish he’d never been born. And she’ll set the world on fire, with a madman worshipping the ground she walks on. --- Who said the fat girl can’t be the fantasy? Who said the duff can’t own the story? Watch her rise, fall in love, and burn every bridge that ever held her back. --- Follow @Sspears for updates, chaos, and bonus content. Because this isn’t your average love story. It’s hot. It’s messy. And it’s going to ruin you. Just when you think you have everything figured out, more twist will unfold that would wreck you. Our ML is all shades of red flags, possessive, doesn't mind killing the ones who hurt his Penguin. He's done it countless times and adores his little Penguin with his life. This novel is filled with smutty smut smut smutty scenes. Brace yourself, and get ready for an adventurous ride.

[+18 Novel] Highschool fantasies? Taboos? Blackmail? Neighbors? Twins? Come and witness it all. Max, a fat fuck tech genius was transmigrated to a parallel world similar to earth but not earth, after having regretted not living his youth to the fullest while spending his time as an adult cupped on the desk all day long. Reincarnated in the body of a dead fifteen year old, also Max. A year later, he successfully activated the Taboo System that came to this world with him. And began receiving all sorts of Taboo Tasks within the school premises in order to fulfill his Taboo Quest: SSS Ranked Taboo Student. A school with hierarchy, filled with rich scions from all over the world, and world class teachers. What could really be going on beneath the surfaces. CONGRATULATIONS! [Taboo System Activated] [---- 100%] [SSS- A lonely loser lifestyle without being a loser. Accomplished.] Ding! [Taboo Task] [Target: Sophia] Growing from a fat decrepit loser in just a year, he went from being a nobody to a world class student while being the bane of every lady he encounters. Recommended Both : Male & Female Read Visit Discord For Image References: https://discord.gg/rCGNpR3S

Your Support Matters! 1 Review = 10 Bonus Chapters 1 Power Stone = 1 Bonus Chapter Want more chapters? You can contribute by dropping a review or power stones! Every bit of your support fuels the story—and unlocks more content for everyone! ---- Part 1 Synopsis: (15 Chapters) In the quiet corners of Tokyo, a soft-spoken barista and a bookstore girl named Sakura meet through a wrong coffee order. What begins with awkward silences and shared umbrellas grows into a connection neither of them expected. Bound by unspoken emotions and One Plus notifications, their story is steeped in quiet moments, late-night walks, and the aroma of roasted dreams. Part 2 Synopsis: (15 Chapters) After her mother’s passing, Elisa travels from Australia to Italy with nothing but an old sketchbook and the message: “Find true Beauty.” In Florence, she meets Rafael, a reclusive painter who abandoned his art years ago. Together, they chase hidden messages in stone, lost inspiration, and the meaning of beauty—while slowly sketching each other into their unfinished hearts. Part 3 Synopsis: (7 Chapters) Shiyam, a Tamil tourist, gets separated from his friends on the first day of their Japan trip. With no Japanese skills and no way to contact anyone, he crosses paths with Yui—a girl who loves Indian movies and speaks no English. What starts as a chaotic detour turns into a heartfelt journey through Kyoto, Osaka, and quiet rooftops… where laughter, spice, and silence speak louder than words. Part 4 Synopsis: (15 Chapters) When Saanvi transfers to a Seoul high school, she doesn’t expect her past to be waiting for her on the rooftop—skating in silence. Jisoo, the boy who pretends not to know her, was once a forgotten piece of her childhood. As memories resurface and unspoken feelings stir, the One Plus app reminds them: some things never really ended—they just needed one more chance. Part 5 Synopsis: Incoming Ending will be very shocking.

In the deepest region of the Abyss, where morality does not exist, a demon is born. His name is Veal a newborn with twin shimmering tails, blue flesh, and a will unlike any other. From the moment he cracks from his egg, the world becomes his enemy. Siblings become prey. Veal is not just another spawn. He is a rare breed a Lustborn, cursed with ancient instincts and a hunger for more than flesh. As universes run red with blood and the abyss churns with chaos, Veal climbs the brutal path of evolution. Every battle refines him. Every hole awakens something darker. … lustful, cautious, ruthless mc. world travel. ntr/fucking other people women. keeping the bloodline pure. fuck anything that walks. ugly/pretty, fat/skinny, humanoids or not. from the lowest mindless demon of the abyss to the noblest of gods and divine beasts. Anything can and will get impale. disgusting stuff. (note: this is full story except for certain smut scenes that’s against web novel guidelines those will be posted elsewhere.) = (Patreon.com/DAOLORD_LUST) for extra chapters and side stories

Finn, who had traveled here, turned out to be Luffy's real brother. "My younger brother wants to be the Pirate King," Finn mused. "So, as the older brother, I have no choice but to become the Marine King!" He accessed the god-level selection system and saw the options: "1: Find a mate for Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Common Breed)." "2: Befriend Sengoku's sheep. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Ancient)." "3: Steal Sengoku's sheep and roast it. Reward: Zoan Sheep (Phantom Beast)." "Tell me," Finn said with a mouthful of delicious roasted lamb, "do I really have a choice here?"

The fat and stupid ugly girl Yang Ruoqing was ridiculed in the village and was forced to jump into the river by the man who had arranged a marriage with her. When she woke up again, her soul was replaced by a top agent. Facing a poor family, she led her family to work hard on the farm bit by bit and gradually became rich. While working hard on the farm, she healed her hidden injuries, got a better figure, and became a great beauty. The hunter in the mountains never left her side as she turned from ugly to beautiful, and spoiled her to no end. He was much better than the weak scholar. Unexpectedly, the hunter was not simple, and his identity was extraordinary.

Bastion Ridder era apenas un niño cuando la guerra se apoderó de la otrora pacífica aldea de Leafaria. Fue una guerra total de poder y magia, que sumió a la tierra de Crayosia en una espiral de la que jamás se recuperaría. Los pecados de su padre llamarían a la puerta en forma de una interminable lista de enemigos, y solo Bastion estaría allí para responder a esa llamada. Con la lanza de su padre en la mano y un grupo de rivales y compañeros que se iba reuniendo poco a poco, Bastion resurgiría de las cenizas de su hogar y buscaría a los responsables de su destrucción. Todo comenzaría un fatídico día a las puertas de Leafaria...

“Indra é um jovem que vive sob a ilusão de uma vida ordinária, até que um dia fatídico, durante uma excursão com seus amigos, rompe o véu e revela um mundo imerso em segredos antigos e insondáveis. Atraído por um labirinto de maravilhas e terrores, ele embarca em uma jornada épica para desvendar a verdade que se esconde nas sombras deste reino enigmático — e confrontar os ecos sombrios e esquecidos de seu próprio passado misterioso.”

“I am transferring you into the BL genre permanently.” order were given He was called a legendary master of male-oriented dimensions, but his fellow members didn’t like how he completed every mission in each dimension he entered. That’s why they bribed the superior and had him transferred into the BL genre, which was female-lead-oriented, and that too permanently. He is ready to do anything to complete the mission. —————— “Don’t worry, I will definitely make you pregnant.” [“Host, you are an omega. You can’t make an alpha pregnant.” “Why? I’m sure I can make him pregnant.” “Host, read the Omegaverse guidebook again.” ] Meanwhile, the alpha was shocked—was his omega really trying to do that with him just a few moments ago? ——————— “Why is it the same ML in every dimension? Don’t you have any other guy?” “Host, just take what they’re giving and enjoy it quietly. Otherwise, they’ll send you into a hentai world where the only MLs are fat and ugly men.”

He died as a broken man. Now, he will rise as a god. In his past life, Eryndor was a fat, unloved orphan trapped in a world that show him no mercy--a brutal family, loveless relationship, and a fire the end it all. But death was not the end. Reincarnated as a True Dragon God-- the first in millennia-- Eryndor awakens in the Upper Realm, curled inside a dragon egg, with a body forged of myth and a soul still scarred by his past. Armed with a sentient, sarcastic System UI, he must crawl, claw, and evolve through a world that worships strength and devours weakness. Aethoria is no fairytale. Beneath its beauty lie ancient secrets, divine politics, and monstrous creatures. As Eryndor grows stronger, he discovered he is more than a beast. He is a key to an ancient war long buried... and maybe it's final hope. But power comes at a price. So don't bonds. Romance brews slowly--across races, realms, and bloodlines. As Eryndor learns to trust again in a world that fears what he might become. From floating islands to forbidden realms, from blood-drenched skies to quiet moments of healing, Eryndor's journey is one of rebirth, vengeance, love, and ascension.

Miyagi Ashnoir Yuji, who was fed up with his previous human life, found himself in a new world. A world where beasts could speak, humans could fly, and people could live forever. A world where magic and cultivation existed. However, he was faced with a unique problem. Error Error Error [Eat grass – 20,000 times] [Do head-butt – 200 times] [Do jump – 1,500 times] [Run – 50,000 steps] [Someone wanted to kill you. Find out who it was and take revenge.] [Make new friends.] [You have been chosen for sacrifices. Survive and live to tell.] [A nobleman has taken a liking to your fat body. Survive.] He wasn’t born as a human, a mighty dragon, nor any mythical creature. But as a goat! A goat on a farm. One day, he would be killed and served in a small inn on the roadside! Luckily, he had a system.

After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system. Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check! Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check! Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check! As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to how to change the plot, he found a mysterious pot that can take him into an ancient world, and the items he brought from the modern world transformed into heavenly treasures! " Now, you dare to gaze at my women? My dear wives! Beat him to death!" Jia Hao ordered as he leaned back on the chair like a salted fish.

Jax Carter is broke, single, charisma-deficient, and legally considered a workplace safety hazard. He wasn’t born special. He wasn’t hit by a truck and reincarnated. He didn’t awaken a legendary bloodline. He just spilled coffee on his last clean tie and got handed a glowing screen from something called The Loser System™. [Detected catastrophic life failure… Initializing pitiful rescue protocol.] [Quest Accepted: Talk to a girl without embarrassing yourself.] Now, with stats that make slimes look overpowered and a system that roasts more than it helps, Jax is on a quest to do the impossible: Escape his cubicle prison. Level up from “functionally invisible” to “mildly tolerable.” Build wealth, power, and possibly a discount harem one awkward conversation at a time. Armed with sarcastic tooltips, tragic backstory energy, and the social finesse of a damp sock, Jax is determined to grind real life like it’s an RPG — even if that means flirting for EXP and unlocking skills like “Passive-Aggressive Email Drafting”. [New Skill Unlocked: Social Camouflage – You now blend into office furniture.] [Achievement: Didn’t Die in HR Meeting – +5 EXP] Who needs destiny, when you’ve got delusion, a vending machine budget, and a system designed for total losers? It’s time to optimize mediocrity. And maybe—just maybe—accidentally become awesome. Or rich. Or kissed. Honestly, Jax will settle for any of the above.

In Short, dude kicks the bucket and gets reincarnated into the matriarchal game world of magic, dragons and swords, except as a man. So, he was doomed to be magic-less, aura-less, and basically depend on women to survive. Until, the [Absolute Choice System] appears before his eyes, and changes his life forever, marking him as the only second man in history to be able to wield magic. But, does he use it for the good of the world, or does he use it like an absolute chad and control the world of women behind the scenes? Read to find out, peeps. + Previously known as [I Was Reborn As The Matriarchy’s Fat Pig Villain—Now I’m The Magic God]

"Chris decidió ir a vivir a la cabaña de su abuelo en un pequeño poblado muy alejado, heredada tanto a él como a su hermana, pese a los muchos años que paso lejos de ese pueblo recordaba vagamente como era, pero para su sorpresa todo estaba diferente, al principio pensó que era un cambio para el bien del pueblo, pero un fatídico día condeno la vida de muchas personas, y Chris se vera envuelto en un lucha por sobrevivir" Es una novela inspirada en la historia del videojuego para adultos, MIST, creado por 395games, si bien es un videojuego para adultos, su historia me pareció muy interesante y con un gran potencial, es por eso que tomo como inspiración su historia para crear esta novela, esta novela cuenta una historia mas oscura que la original y me tome la libertad creativa para adaptarla y desarrollar a sus personajes, dejare una pequeña descripción. Espero que la historia les guste a quienes la lean, la seguiré actualizado cuando pueda y si les interesa jueguen al juego :D, que la pasen bien, me despido.

Miyagi Ashnoir Yuji, who was fed up with his previous human life, found himself in a new world. A world where beasts could speak, humans could fly, and people could live forever. A world where magic and cultivation existed. However, he was faced with a unique problem. Error Error Error [Eat grass – 20,000 times] [Do head-butt – 200 times] [Do jump – 1,500 times] [Run – 50,000 steps] [Someone wanted to kill you. Find out who it was and take revenge.] [Make new friends.] [You have been chosen for sacrifices. Survive and live to tell.] [A nobleman has taken a liking to your fat body. Survive.] He wasn’t born as a human, a mighty dragon, nor any mythical creature. But as a goat! A goat on a farm. One day, he would be killed and served in a small inn on the roadside! Luckily, he had a system. _ _ _ _ _ _ What not to expect -Forgiving mc -Harem -Perfect mc  

Author: Lone Raut Synopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds): Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I woke up knee-deep in Saint’s Odyssey—a fantasy novel I once tossed into my “dumpster fire of bad writing” pile. Think Game of Thrones meets Saw, but with more existential dread. And guess what? I’m not the dashing hero. Nope. I’m the guy the author conveniently labeled “Villain.” Cool, right? (Cue jazz hands.) But hold onto your chimichangas, because this “hero”? Oh, he’s a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Smiles like a Disney prince, stabs like a back-alley surgeon. His grand plan? Wipe out half the world because reasons. Classic hero logic! Meanwhile, the gods are upstairs chugging ambrosia and betting on our suffering. Adorable!!!. Well, newsflash, Olympus—I’m hijacking this plot. Reborn with a vendetta and a PhD in chaos, I’m not here to play nice. Rules? Burn ‘em. Heroes? Crush ‘em. World domination? Duh!. This ain’t a redemption arc; it’s a blood-soaked takeover tour. Think Machiavelli with a splash of Joker and a side of espresso. They call me ruthless? Damn right. I’ll out-scheme the schemers, out-betray the traitors, and maybe burn a kingdom or two for aesthetic. The hero thinks he’s pulling strings? Sweetheart, I’m the puppetmaster—and I just cut the threads. Every battle’s a chess move, every ally a pawn, and the board? Oh, it’s dripping in red. And hey, let’s laugh while we’re at it. Ever seen a “chosen one” trip over his own halo? Poetic. Ever roasted a god so hard they literally combust? (Working on it.) This world’s a joke, and I’m the punchline—delivered with a knife. So buckle up, buttercups. The script’s flipped, the crown’s mine, and if the heroes cry about “morals”? Tell ‘em to write a Yelp review. This villain’s rewriting destiny—one corpse at a time. TL;DR: Death was my warm-up. Now? I’m here to conquer, crack jokes, and maybe commit some light treason. World, meet your new overlord. Resistance is hilarious . Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

Others who crossed Hogwarts were soul-wearing babies and were well prepared, but Ivan sadly urged Ivan to cross directly to the venue of the sorting ceremony. what? I have learned black magic before? Home in a dark magic shop in Knockoff Alley? Mother is an evil dark wizard? Just as Ivan was worried that he would be exposed to his identity when returning home in the future, or that he would be skinned and boned, he gained the ability to fuse the blood of a magical creature. Why did the Dumbledore family get help from the Phoenix so often? Why did the fat dwarf Peter run away in the middle of the night in tears? What is the truth behind Voldemort’s snake-like face? The shadow of the unicorn that transforms from reality to reality, the pupil of the petrified basilisk, the power of the phoenix that controls flames… In the process of collecting blood, a different magical world has been revealed in front of Ivan. • The story is not mine, I only upload it here because I loved it, all rights to its original author • author : 纯洁小天使 Chun Ji Xiao Tian Shi

Wu Feng was just a failed livestreamer with a sharp tongue and no filter—until he died mid-rant and reincarnated into a cultivation world as a “spirit-rootless trash orphan.” But instead of cultivating the Dao, he cultivates disrespect. Bound to the Petty System, Wu Feng gains power by humiliating hypocrites, roasting arrogant disciples, and dismantling centuries-old traditions—publicly. Armed with illusions, verbal kung fu, trolling combat arts, and a complete immunity to shame, he climbs the ladder of power by becoming the most disrespected man in the realms. While others ascend through pills and enlightenment, Wu Feng rises through poetic insults, sabotage, and theatrical revenge. The path of the Petty Sovereign has begun—and no one’s reputation is safe.