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A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

A strange server event, less a catastrophic glitch and more a tremor in the abyssal code, grants Barnaby consciousness. He isn’t flagged as a bug, no system alarm sounds for his deletion. Instead, he's simply… aware and exposed. The script still runs, but now he understands its hollowness. He feels the corrosive salt air, the phantom spray of a cold digital sea, the crushing futility of his coded existence amidst the Echoes of Ruin that sound like the gnashing teeth of Grimshark itself. But with sentience comes instinct. An instinct to survive in this predatory digital ocean. And something else… a spark of defiance against the engulfing darkness. Barnaby, against all programming and logic, decides to fight. Not just exist within his loop, but to truly exist and perhaps even… ascend within the broken, ravenous world of Grimshark.

She was born in the most complicated and heartless family. Just to live, she lost many loved ones her empress mother, her comrades in Arm and her senior sister lost her voice forever. From 3 years old she met many set backs. After she escaped from death , she got to meet his family in another world apart from hers. Will she ever find a way to go back ? Or will she ever come back to rest in his arm again?

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Yesterday, she was a career woman struggling in the corporate world, but in the blink of an eye, she had become the legitimate granddaughter of Duke An's Mansion, the first wife of the Imperial Top Scholar...

She accidentally met an older man and married him without meaning to on the same day she was heartbroken from her boyfriend's cheating... While others saw the cold-faced demon, she saw a cute and gentle man. After their marriage, he pampered her endlessly... "Honey, I accidentally set fire to the kitchen." "That's okay. It should have been refurbished a long time ago." "Honey, I accidentally ruined your custom-made suit." "It's okay. It was time to get new ones anyway." "Honey, I accidentally broke the David sculpture that you love most..." "Nonsense. You're the one I love most."

To be exact, the female lead is an "older sister" type, amid many beauties and handsome guys, she's no white lotus. Also, it's said that the name of this book is the same as a brand of sheep's milk powder. PS: New book "I Just Want to Farm" will be launching on December 1, 2017. It's a modern farming story with a bit of quick transmigration. Words are just words, go and see for yourself~~ (Official group: Fans with a value over one thousand can apply to join the support group, 590653483, those with a fan value over ten thousand can enter the VIP group—first apply for the former one)

" My son, why don't you get married? That way, you'll get a wife and give a mother to your son. What do you say?" Empress Dowager asked her son, the emperor joyfully. " Mom, I have no intention of ever getting remarried. Stop insisting!" said the emperor. " I have a suggestion! Why don't you hire a nanny to take care of the young prince, your majesty?' suggested the imperial advisor. " A nanny? A stranger won't take care of my grandson" said the empress angrily. Jun will never agree to this, the empress thought to herself. " Take care of the preparations! An imperial selection will be taking place in three days" the emperor said giving his consent. " Imperial Nanny Ying Yue" relates the journey of Ying Yue as a nanny and her numerous adventures in the imperial palace. Being tasked to take care of the Li Empire, Li Wei, a deaf-mute kid who hasn't uttered a word for five years, will he come to warm up to the love and affection of his nanny? More importantly, will he ever be cured and speak again? They'll be a lot of face slapping in this story, so if you're looking for a story where the female lead fight for justice and doesn't tolerate any kind of injustices, then this story is for you. The cover page isn't mine. It belongs to their respective artists.

Born as a hermaphrodite (an intersex), and the bearer of the Lee family curse, all Lee Min-Su ever wanted was to be seen and accepted as a normal human being too. Betrayed by his own family, who had him imprisoned for seven (7) years by the King for a crime committed by his sister, Min-Soo wanted to end his life when they went ahead to disown him right after his release from prison. But then, just as he was about to jump into the Han River, he felt revitalised.  The thought of letting them have a taste of their own medicine became the essence of him living his remaining life here on earth. For 3 years, Minsoo lay in wait as he worked as a gisaeng (courtesan) and planned his simple but well elaborated revenge against his parents' "golden child." And that was to deny his big sister, Lee Min-Seo, the joy of being with the only man that she has ever loved, the Crown Prince. As a little token of payment for all that he had, had to endure from them. But with his sister now threatening to reveal the truth, Lee Min-Su knew then that, it was time to draw the curtains closed, before his "husband" found out that he had been duped. He needs to RUN! **** The Crown Prince Kim Hyun Jun, the number one sought-after bachelor in all of Joseon, has a secret.  And that is, his weenie has not gotten up since an incident 10 years ago. For this reason, he did everything he could to avoid getting married, in order not to stress anyone's daughter. But after his father, the King, became bedridden, his grandmother, the Queen Dowager, had to step in. She managed to arrange a marriage match between him and the Prime Minister's niece, Lee Minseo.  The prince knew then, that, he was f*cked. His long-term secret will now be exposed. But how come, that his then-sleeping weenie now has such an insatiable desire for this newlywed "Crown Princess" of his? What happens then, when the prince finds out that he married the wrong "woman"? What if this Crown Prince, who is now about to be crowned King, was to find out that his "Crown Princess" was the same "woman" that had caused the incident that killed his older brother and rendered him impotent? To add insult to injury, this fake "Crown Princess" has the guts to run away from him when his ascension to the throne is only a few days away. Well, this new king has no intention of letting "her" get away with this scot-free. He would find the fake "crown princess" and make sure that "she" paid for "her" deception. Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading.  Thank You.

Hi. This book is republished under the same title of "The Gisaeng's Imperial Child" and the same cover. You can search for it amd pick the other one instead. Thank you. Sorry for the inconvenience. Hope you'll still follow the story once it is published again. * Synopsis: Born as a hermaphrodite (an intersex), and the bearer of the Lee family curse, all Lee Min-Su ever wanted was to be seen and accepted as a normal human being too. Betrayed by his own family, who had him imprisoned for seven (7) years by the King for a crime committed by his sister, Min-Soo wanted to end his life when they went ahead to disown him right after his release from prison. But then, just as he was about to jump into the Han River, he felt revitalised.  The thought of letting them have a taste of their own medicine became the essence of him living his remaining life here on earth. For 3 years, Minsoo lay in wait as he worked as a gisaeng (courtesan) and planned his simple but well elaborated revenge against his parents' "golden child." And that was to deny his big sister, Lee Min-Seo, the joy of being with the only man that she has ever loved, the Crown Prince. As a little token of payment for all that he had, had to endure from them. But finding out that he was pregnant with another man's child after the royal wedding was never part of his plans.  So Lee Min-Su knew then that, it was time to draw the curtains closed, before his "husband" found out that he had been duped. He needs to RUN! **** The Crown Prince Kim Hyun Jun, the number one sought-after bachelor in all of Joseon, has a secret.  And that is, his weenie has not gotten up since an incident 10 years ago. For this reason, he did everything he could to avoid getting married, in order not to stress anyone's daughter. But after his father, the King, became bedridden, his grandmother, the Queen Dowager, had to step in. She managed to arrange a marriage match between him and the Prime Minister's adopted daughter, Lee Minseo.  The prince knew then, that, he was f*cked. His long-term secret will now be exposed. But how come, that his then-sleeping weenie now has such an insatiable desire for this newlywed "Crown Princess" of his? What happens then, when the prince finds out that he married the wrong "woman"? What if this Crown Prince, who is now about to be crowned King, was to find out that his "Crown Princess" was the same "woman" that had caused the incident that killed his older brother and rendered him impotent? To add insult to injury, this fake "Crown Princess" has the guts to run away from him when his ascension to the throne is only a few days away. Well, this new king has no intention of letting "her" get away with this scot-free. He would find the fake "crown princess" and make sure that "she" paid for "her" deception. Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading.  Thank You.

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

Full title of the book: Imperial Japanese Space Force - I traveled back in time to 1901 and decided to change history with 21st century technology. Author: Asahi Kaoru Disclaimer: I don't own anything of this work and it's character. This work completely belong to the author. I am just translating it. Synopsis: In 2032, due to an accident in a particle accelerator, Ashihara Soryu's soul travels back in time to Japan in 1901, where he is reborn as Takashiro Soryu. Then, the angel Liliel tells him that if things continue as they are, the devil/evil will win at Armageddon and civilization will decline. Is the time travel a coincidence? Or is it God's plan? Souryu decides to use 21st century technology to lead Japan and save the world.

Once every 10,000 years, the heavens open, and the Mortal Realm is cast into turmoil. The Great Reset begins—a cosmic reckoning where empires fall, beasts awaken, and only the strongest carve their names into eternity. For those who survive, the path to the Astral Realm and the right to claim divinity awaits. Raikai, a warrior forged in storms, wields the power of the Celestial Iron Body Cultivation, his flesh tempered into living steel. His Death Arms—twin scythes bound by chains—dance like a mythological dragon, crackling with lightning, capturing and tearing apart those who stand in his way. Beside him stands Shinryu, swift and precise, blessed by the Celestial Tiger. His Death Arms, a pair of white leather gloves with retractable claws, strike with divine speed—every slash a whisper of the heavens’ fury. Together, they ascend the path of blood and power, bound by brotherhood yet tested by fate. Their bond is their greatest strength, but in a world where the Death Arms grow with their wielders—feeding on their victories and failures—power often demands a terrible price. As the 10,000-year Reset begins, ancient titans stir, forgotten sects rise from the shadows, and primordial beasts long thought extinct awaken. The heavens will bear witness as Raikai and Shinryu defy the gods—or die trying. In an age where flesh is reforged into iron and weapons evolve alongside the soul—two brothers will challenge destiny itself!

In a world shrouded in darkness, Kya, a mysterious and deadly warrior, is driven by an unseen force to fight and seek revenge for a past she doesn't recall. Haunted by the weight of innocent blood on her hands, Kya demands to know the identity of their enigmatic master. As Kya journeys through the treacherous landscape, she's confronted by a group of armored guards from the Eastern Palace. The guards, led by Gali, claim they've been sent to protect Kya from unknown dangers. Despite initial skepticism, Kya agrees to accompany the guards to meet the Royal, embarking on a perilous journey that will unravel the mysteries of their past and the true nature of their allegiance.

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Rin, a skilled warrior at the bustling White Flower Palace, guards two dangerous secrets that could unravel everything. First, he possesses forbidden knowledge of the world around him, a world strikingly similar to the events of a novel he once read—The Golden Girl's Rise. This eerie familiarity guides him as he navigates life far from the grandeur of the Hoshimi Empire’s Imperial Palace, where he hides his true identity. The second, far more perilous secret, is that Rin is the estranged brother of the Crown Prince, a central figure in the novel’s fateful tale. Torn between his past and present, Rin's role in the unfolding story threatens to expose him. When circumstances draw him into the very chaos foretold by the novel, Rin must confront his identity as a prince and grapple with the destiny that binds him. But can he rewrite the fate laid out in The Golden Girl's Rise? Or will the events of the past repeat themselves, forever changing the lives of those he holds dear?

In this world where modernity and mythology were intertwined, the Imperial Beast Master was an existence that stood at the top of the pyramid. Between the ages of fifteen and sixteen, everyone had the opportunity to awaken the talent of the Imperial Beast and summon their own native spirit beast. Spirit Beasts were divided into Mythic and Ordinary Levels, with Mythic Level Spirit Beasts being named after legendary divine beasts, and Ordinary Levels being named after modern creatures. The ranks of the Imperial Beast Masters were named after the planets of the solar system, from the Mercury Realm to the Pluto Realm, seven stars per realm, and steps to the sky. Lin Fan, an ordinary high school student, originally thought that he had no connection with the Imperial Beast Master in his life. Until the day of his sixteenth birthday, when he accidentally awakened his Imperial Beast Talent and summoned the Mythical Grade Spirit Beast, Taotie. However, this legendary beast is an unapologetic eater, who not only eats up the school cafeteria, but also always has a haughty look of “I am invincible”. After joining the Beast Master Association, Lin Fan realized that the world was far more complicated than he had imagined. Hidden in the shadows of the city are the spirit beast riots, the conspiracies of mysterious organizations, the secrets of ancient relics ...... and his taotie, which also seems to be hiding an unknown past. From the campus to the battlefield, from rookie to legend, Lin Fan and his eating god beast grow along the way, uncovering one shocking secret after another. However, as his strength rises, he also gradually realizes that his fate with Taotie has long been caught up in a huge conspiracy spanning thousands of years ......

On the first day of her transmigration into the imperial harem, Jiang Xinyu was already out of favor. Everyone said she was merely a pretty face without substance. On the second day of her transmigration into the imperial harem, Jiang Xinyu regained the emperor's favor

Souta 'Sou' Citrine was born in a tiny town in southern Astoria. An energetic youth, he spends his days with his friends, coming up with new adventures and looking at the bright blue skies from the hills overlooking town. Those peaceful days begin to unravel the day he saves a young man running for his life. This chance meeting draws the once happy-go-lucky boy into a power struggle he never expected to be involved in. What he once thought to be a sleepy village proves to be so much more.

After sacrificing himself to save his comrades from an invading mecha fleet, Kaito 'Kite' awakens in a new, rustic world that harbors supernatural forces akin to his former home. Remarkably, the golden sword he clutched in his final moments also traveled with him. Could this blade be linked to his mysterious resurrection? Is he fated to be a warrior once more? Although all Kite yearns for is a tranquil existence, free from high-stake battles.

Wilt was the star of his high school team. All the college teams, even the elite ones, wanted him to join their school. But one summer day, while on a routine jog he runs into some thugs wanting to steal the watch his dad gifted him. While he managed to eventually fight them off, the one with the watch slipped away and he got his leg badly injured in the fight- seemingly ending his career in basketball. That is until he~

Vyran, a young pilot born in the futuristic world of Quadra in the universe known to outsiders as Retra, the Realm of Technology, has always dreamt of being a hero. Unfortunately, it appears that it would always be a dream as peace has dominated his world for generations now. Although he isn't a blood knight seeking for war. If anything, he would like to keep it that way. But his wish to be a hero might just be granted as the forces of Titanos, a forming Multi-versal Empire, threaten Retra.

The Year is 1885 of the Imperial Calendar. When the Imperial Flagship P.R.S. REAPER comes under attack, Major Derringer "Trick-Shot" Asus calls his bay handler to open his hanger so he can deploy in defense of the ship but is denied deployment. Soon after the ships Commander gives him a new task. Escort the Chalmayan Princess back to their home world of Primia.

The seal of the Underworld King has been broken by demons. In just one year, he will rise and claim the world for himself. Chaos has already begun: human gangs spread terror, goblins take what they want by force—including women—and the imperial guard is barely holding the disaster at bay. The last remaining Kingdom of humanity is on the brink of collapse. The only hope for the mortal races is a legendary human warrior… who couldn’t care less. Lazy to the extreme, he has no interest in saving the world. Unfortunately, ignoring him is not an option. While the elves unite to support him and humans do everything they can to force him into battle, one question remains: which will be harder—defeating the Underworld King or making this hero leave his house?

Xia Yu had one dream, to travel to the western lands and see what it has to offer. Miyojin had one wish, to live comfortably in the palace with the woman he loves. But one imperial edict ruined all of their plans. Now, they will be bound in marriage and live together in the imperial palace. But Xia Yu had a plan. They will play husband and wife for three years then they'll divorce. Miyojin thinks it is a good plan and very beneficial for both of them. But the more time they spend together, the more Miyojin realizes Xia Yu isn't someone he should let go. After all the trials, the joys, and the pains, will they be able to let go once it's time for them to part?

A whimsical Fantasy with an Indian background with unconventional twist. Abhitha, a skillful female spiritualist being assigned as a personal guard of Prince Anugraha, the only heir to the kingdom of Yamaya. Watch how their romance unfolds as they go through unfortunate situations.

(*NO RAPE*) Kitanna stood still, not worried about the new person; she was worried about herself. The royal guard was shirtless and standing so close to her, with his body pinning hers. She was still trying to get her thoughts straight when she found herself being dragged onto the bed, with the guard on top of her. She raised her hands to push him, but he was faster. He caught both of her hands with one of his and pinned them above her head, using his other free hand to cover her mouth. Kitanna felt blood rush to her cheeks, and the next words she heard sent her world spinning in 3D. "Now, moan, princess..." Those words brushed against her ear, causing the hairs on her neck to stand. ......... Set in historical times, in the ancient kingdom of Morado. A young princess, Kitanna, enjoys life to the fullest, living every day like the princess she is. But after an incident, she is left to only trust herself and her instincts in the palace, which was filled with betrayals and corruption. A guard, who was trained to protect the crown, lived his life peacefully, killing when he was ordered to but never speaking to people around him until he crossed paths with the sassy and clumsy princess. Then everything changed. If you enjoy dark humors, royal romance and betrayals. Then this book is for you.

THE SHADOW GUARD CAPTION WAS DEFEACT IN FIANL SO HE RESIGH HIS CAPTION POST AND HANDLE THIS WEAPONS (THE HELL AND HEAVEN SWORD) AND NOW 25 YEARS ARE PASSED AND A NEWS ABOUT PEOPLE CANNOT DEFEACT THE DEMON LORD AND THERE STRUCK IN THE MMORPG AND NOW THE SHADOW GUARD CANNOT RETURN TO THE GAME BECAUSE HE ALSO HANDLE HIS AVAVTER TO THE COMPANY AND IF HE WANT TO ENTRE HE MUST HAVE TEAM AND NOW HE SEARCHING FOR THE TEAM THAT CAN HELP HIM AND TRAINED THEM TO DEFEACT THE DEMON LORD IN THIS GAME.........WHO IS DEMON LORD ............HOW HE DID THIS.........................

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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